It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

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He took it, but instead of opening the box he stared at the big mouth of the cow and horse.

"what?"

It was looked at somewhat unpleasantly.

"I'm just curious, how much more can you get out of your mouth."

Liu Zheng said.

"None of your business, come on, open it."

Niuma urged.

He opened the tin box and found a playing card inside.

Joker, the clown card, there are usually two of them in a deck of cards, and in real life they are generally called the big and small jokers.

"Name: Lucky Joker"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

“Effect: When you hold this card and dress up as a clown, your luck value increases. The increase is positively correlated with the effect of the dress-up.”

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

The clown on the card was wearing blood-red lipstick and had a very sincere smile on his face.

"Where can I go as a clown?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"I have long been ready."

The cow and horse put their hooves into their mouths and dug hard, and finally pulled out a gaudy clown costume and a colorful funny hat.

"You're ready now, aren't you?"

He watched the performance with a slight twitch of his mouth.

"Nonsense, otherwise it would be a waste of money."

Niuma replied.

"Then why were you pretending to analyze it earlier?"

"There has to be a process, otherwise it will feel a bit like being appointed by someone else."

Niuma shrugged.

As it watched, Liu Zheng changed into a clown costume.

The garment is large enough to be worn directly over a vest.

"What about makeup?"

He pointed out the loopholes.

"This is simple."

The cow and horse suddenly stretched their heads forward and scratched Liu Zheng's tentacles with their broken horns.

Blood spurted out.

"Look, I have the lipstick."

It said proudly.

"If I win the money, I will beat you to death."

Liu Zheng said expressionlessly.

"As long as you can help me earn my retirement money, I'm willing to die 90% of the time."

Niuma said nonchalantly.

"hehe."

He dipped his hand in the blood and drew a bright red smile for himself.

"'Lucky Joker' is in effect."

The system prompt immediately sounded.

"Which one to start with?"

Liu Zheng looked around and asked.

The gambling area is not large, but it is fully equipped with basically all the gambling equipment he knows.

Of course, it is limited to acquaintance.

"I've become a lucky clown, so of course I'm going to try my luck first."

The cow and horse pushed him to a pachinko machine.

This kind of machine is a Japanese specialty in reality, and it is so popular that it is hard to understand.

Whether in Tokyo, Osaka, or even in Hokkaido where the population is extremely low, you can find pachinko shops everywhere.

Especially those middle-aged and elderly men, who would rush in early in the morning to grab their favorite machines, and sit there all day with their lunch boxes and cigarettes.

Liu Zheng had never played proper pachinko, but he had played the limited edition in front of Tianchao Primary School.

A piece of wood, a few nails, a glass ball, and a boss sitting on a stool and smoking.

He has lost a lot of pocket money on this.

"Hey, please give us some chips."

The cows and horses shouted.

Soon, a group of half-human-high slime cricket pupae came over.

"Um, sidi, sidi, sidi, sidi?"

It made an inarticulate sound.

“Give it the money.”

Niuma said to Liu Zheng.

"How to give?"

Liu Zheng asked.

No matter how you look at it, this thing doesn't look like it has hands to catch it.

"Just throw it in."

Niuma replied.

He loosened his grip, letting the wallet fall onto Slime's body.

The wallet sank into the slime's body little by little and then disappeared.

Liu Zheng was somewhat surprised to find that its body only appeared transparent.

"Gulp, gulp, gulp."

After another grunt, the slime squirmed away.

In its place, a pile of chips covered in slime were left.

"What did it just say?"

Liu Zheng asked as he picked up the chips.

"It said there's a promotion going on today, top up 10,000 and get 1,000 for free."

Niuma said.

"Then we are guaranteed to make money, right?"

"You're overthinking. Look at the chips in your hand."

Niu Ma Nu Nu mouth.

Liu Zheng looked into his arms and saw chips of four colors: black, red, yellow and white.

The black one is 1000, the red one is 100, the yellow one is 10, and the white one is also 1000.

"The white ones are free and cannot be exchanged for cash. Only if you win the bet will you be given other chips. Otherwise, you are just a fool."

Niuma said.

"Oh."

He picked up a yellow chip and threw it into the coin slot of the pachinko machine.

Chapter 29 Sexy Dealer, Online Succubus

"Your stuff doesn't work either."

Liu Zheng said as he looked at the chips in front of him.

It took half an hour and I only made 500 yuan.

To put it bluntly, what can it do?

"It's obviously you who are so unlucky that you can't even make up for the Joker card."

Niuma said stubbornly.

"This can't go on like this."

He shook his head and stood up.

"What do you want to do?"

Niuma asked hurriedly.

"Change the way you block it."

Liu Zheng took a look and walked towards a blocked table.

"Can you play?"

Niuma questioned.

"I've played a lot of Texas Hold'em."

He said confidently, before plopping down in an empty seat, right across from the dealer.

The dealer raised his head and glanced at him. A hint of greed flashed in his yellow vertical pupils, and a trace of saliva flowed from the corner of his scaly mouth.

“Can I file a complaint about it?”

Liu Zheng pointed at the dealer and said.

“I don’t know what the customer wants to complain about me?”

The dealer spoke.

There was a hissing sound in the voice.

"You were drooling on me and I thought you were sexually harassing me."

He said righteously.

"The guest misunderstood."

The dealer burst out laughing.

"I have no interest in mating with humans. I just want to eat your flesh."

It explains.

"Hahaha."