It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

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Liu Zheng waved his hand casually with a dashing attitude.

The cows and horses' hooves were itching from watching it.

But the calico cat didn't think anything of it and jumped on it happily.

It looked around and touched the mermaid, licking her from time to time with its tongue.

The mermaid trembled in fear under the tyranny of the calico cat but was unable to resist, and tears flowed from her eyes like crazy.

"I've checked the goods, meow. There's nothing wrong with it, meow. It's indeed from the mermaid royal family, meow. It tastes good, too."

The calico cat reluctantly got down from the mermaid.

"What about the pure body?"

“I can’t test this, meow.”

The calico cat spread out its paws.

"I can do this, let me do it."

The cattle and horses came over with great interest.

"Wow, you don't even let the fish go, isn't that too shameful?"

Liu Zheng said with contempt.

"You country bumpkin don't know shit. Mermaids are among the top three prostitutes in the black market. They are extremely popular, okay?"

Cattle and horses are despised.

"Then who's number one?"

"The latest issue is a white-haired fox-eared girl, but it is said that there is a shady plot behind it. The real number one is a human JK Lolita."

Niuma said.

"You non-humans are the ones who have the most fun."

Liu Zheng sighed.

"In fact, you don't have to doubt it. Mermaid Tears is a power that only mermaid priests with pure bodies can use."

"Since she can use the Mermaid's Tears, she must be a virgin."

Garcia spoke up.

"Okay, I believe you."

He nodded.

"Thank you, sir. Please accept this. It will give you guidance if you change your mind."

Garcia smiled and handed Liu Zheng a piece of leather cut into a circle.

"Name: The Token of the Yuanshen Sect"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: Showing this item will prevent you from being attacked by members of the Circle God Sect. Lighting it with a candle will produce an unknown effect."

"Note: Everything comes in a circle, and everything is round."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

I knew this old guy had bad intentions.

Looking at the item introduction, Liu Zheng sneered in his heart.

If you burn this piece of skin, you might see the Heavenly Father and the Savior.

Well, that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

Liu Zheng seemed to understand something.

If he hears that gospel again, he can summon the round gods to come and let them fight each other.

By the way, why does he always get these kinds of props that can lead to mutual destruction?

Liu Zheng felt the world's deep malice towards him.

"Okay, okay, go away."

He waved enthusiastically.

Garcia did not take it as an offense and left with the believers.

As soon as the last believer left, the glowing circles around them immediately disappeared and the scene returned to normal.

"Tsk, there was no fight in the end. I thought you would close the door and let the dog out."

Niuma said regretfully.

"If you really let the dog out, it will bite you first."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

Don't you see how much food there is in your body? Even a dog knows to eat the good food first.

Of course, it is also possible to bite the salmon first.

After all, cats and dogs are always enemies.

"You let it come, and Grandpa Niuma will sit on it and turn it into dog meat paste."

Niuma said solemnly.

Liu Zheng ignored its Ah Q behavior and called out the mermaid princess in his mind.

"Hey, the people from the Yuanshen sect have left."

"Thank you so much for your help, you are such a kind human being."

The mermaid princess said excitedly.

"Don't try that. Just keep your promise."

He said impatiently.

"Uh, okay."

The mermaid princess said somewhat aggrievedly.

After a moment, the light flashed on her chest again.

"I gave my power to the Heart of the Ocean. Please take it. And please remove the wax from my body."

Said the mermaid princess.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng grabbed the pendant and scratched her belly.

The action was so rough that the mermaid princess couldn't help but let out a low sound of anger.

"Hey, you won't let me inspect the goods so you can take advantage of them, right?"

The cows and horses heard the noise and looked unhappy.

"I was just stealing something."

Liu Zheng is shaking the Heart of the Ocean.

"Boss, this belongs to me, right?"

"You want to keep it all for yourself? No way!"

The cows and horses shouted.

"Hey, if it weren't for me, this deal would have been ruined."

"Bullshit, if I wasn't here, Garcia would have tied you up and made you a slave as soon as we met."

Niuma sneered.

"Then I'll let the dog go."

"Bullshit, if I don't stop you, you will just become a dead fish like her."

The cow horse pointed at the mermaid princess and said.

"This cow-horse has such bad manners! It's an ugly piece of bacon."

The mermaid princess was fed up and cursed in Liu Zheng’s mind.

"Stop! Stop it, you guys are making me so confused."

Liu Zheng howled, then took out a few banknotes from his pocket and stuffed them into the cows and horses.

"Is this okay?"

"That's pretty much it."

The cattle and horses were satisfied.

"This one is yours."

He took out a few more and stuffed them into the calico cat's apron pocket.

"Hey, do I have one too? Thank you, meow. I can buy some dried fish again, meow."

The calico cat is also very happy.

A bunch of bastards, more greedy for money than humans.

Liu Zheng cursed inwardly and looked at the Heart of the Ocean that had been strengthened by the Mermaid Princess.

Chapter 49 Like a Fish in Your Lotus Pond

"Name: Heart of the Ocean (Enhanced)"

"Type: Equipment"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 50: Movement speed in water increases by %, and you can breathe freely underwater."

“Effect 2: Absorb the soul of a water creature killed by the player and gain corresponding effects. After absorbing the new soul, the old soul will be freed.”

"Note: I am like a fish in your lotus pond."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

There is one more effect, which seems to be practical.

Liu Zheng thought of the frog fish. What would happen if the Heart of the Ocean absorbed its soul?

Increase speaking volume by 500%?

He thought with a strange look on his face.

"Please help me attract their attention for a while. I want to run away."

The mermaid princess' voice sounded again.

"Row."

Liu Zheng didn't say anything and agreed directly.

If he were a kitchen employee, helping the mermaid escape would be courting death.

But he is from the takeaway department, and if the sky falls, there are cows and horses to hold it up.