It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Hey, this is weird.

Liu Zheng stopped and clamped the corpus cavernosum.

I really feel it.

He looked around and found that there were many similarities between the copy world and reality. For example, the types of trees on the roadside were the same as in reality, mainly camphor trees and sycamores.

He even found a few heather trees. Fortunately, it was not in bloom yet, otherwise the streets would be filled with the breath of life.

Liu Zheng walked quickly to a camphor tree and unzipped his pants with one hand.

A yellowish arc fell, splashing a few water droplets on the bark.

"I've been feeling really irritated lately."

"Yeah, too much barbecue."

Liu Zheng replied casually and turned around.

Not far away, a plane tree was staring at him and his tools.

"There's also a smell of alcohol, is it moss?"

The plane tree sniffed and a few pieces of bark fell off.

"Shengtian Mao Moss 53 degrees."

Liu Zheng put on his pants silently.

"Good stuff, come on, pee in my mouth."

The plane tree opened its mouth impatiently.

"Answer me a question first."

"Ask quickly."

"What the hell are you?"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm a tree."

The plane tree looked at him strangely.

Are humans so stupid nowadays?

"Then why can't it talk?"

Liu Zheng pointed to the camphor tree beside him.

"Because it's a retard."

The French plane tree replied.

"Mental retard?"

"That's right, all the trees on this street are idiots, and I am the only one who is a genius."

The plane tree said proudly.

"Even if they are mentally retarded, why don't they have faces?"

He found Huadian.

"A mentally retarded person can't speak, so what's the point of having a face? It's a waste of nutrients."

The plane tree said confidently.

I have to admit that there is some truth to what it says.

"Ok."

Liu Zheng shrugged, then turned around and planned to find another place.

"Hey, didn't I let you pee in my mouth?"

The plane tree shouted.

"I don't have a habit of peeing in other people's mouths."

He said without looking back.

"I'm not human."

"Even trees won't work."

"That's really troublesome. Tell me, what do you want me to drink?"

The French plane tree replied.

"I want a car."

Liu Zheng stopped and said tentatively.

"No."

"Little electric donkey."

"nor."

"Bicycles are always available, right?"

"No, no, I'm a tree. Do you understand a tree?"

The plane tree shook its branches vigorously and leaves fell all over the ground.

"Then what can you give me? Hurry up, I have to go deliver the takeaway."

Liu Zheng urged.

"This is all I have."

A thick tree root emerged from the soil and dropped a white cane on the ground.

"Name: Human bone crutch"

"Type: Equipment"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: Increase movement speed by 10%."

"Note: There was once a big liar who always liked to sell crutches to normal people. Later, he had his legs broken."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

A pee in exchange for a prop, a very good deal.

But Liu Zheng did not go over to pick it up immediately, but looked at the tree root that had not been retracted.

"Let me ask you, you are not going to eat me, are you?"

He asked with a twinkle in his eyes.

This human bone crutch couldn't have grown out of the ground.

Chapter 6 A Piece of Meat and a Question

"How can that be?"

The plane tree subconsciously wanted to deny it, but its mouth kept opening and closing but no sound came out.

"Let me guess again, you can't lie?"

Liu Zheng raised his eyebrows.

The plane tree simply shut its mouth.

“What’s the best thing you own?”

He rolled his eyes and asked tentatively.

"Just because I can't lie doesn't mean I have to tell you, idiot human."

Seeing that the truth was revealed, the attitude of the French plane tree immediately became bad.

"Then let's make a deal, Mr. Tree."

Liu Zheng spread his hands.

"I don't do it with humans, fuck you."

The plane tree cursed loudly.

"You throw the cane over here, and I'll throw the urine over to you."

He said, suppressing a laugh.

"Why should I believe you?"

The plane tree said arrogantly.

"Want to drink? It's not urine that smells like alcohol, it's real alcohol. We also have juice, cola, coffee, and milk tea."

"Stop, you can get all these?"

The branches of the plane trees were in the right position.

"Don't forget, I'm the delivery man for the Bloody Restaurant."

Liu Zheng said, pointing at his uniform.

"I know, if you weren't a restaurant employee, I would eat you right now."

The plane tree rolled its eyes.

Several branches popped out like poisonous snakes and circled around his head, as if in protest.

He was shocked.

I thought it was because it wasn't within attack range, but it turns out that some condition was not met.

It seems that the identity of a restaurant employee is indeed a protective color. No wonder Niu Ma made him braver outside.

"I can't promise that I will get it, but I promise that once I get something to drink, I will trade it with you."

Liu Zheng said.

"Okay, human, you've convinced me."

The branches of the plane tree shook twice.

"You have to say that I am sincerely making a deal with a human like you."

he emphasized.

"I mean it. Oh, purée!"

The plane tree started cursing again.

Liu Zheng silently watched it break through the defense and its branches and leaves swayed.

"Well, I really want to make a deal with you, human."

After a moment, the plane tree finally accepted the reality.

"Then answer me a question first. How can I complete the transaction safely?"

"As long as you don't step on the soil or take my things without permission, I can't attack you."

The plane tree said happily.

It is surrounded by a circle of soil with a diameter of two meters, and the color of the soil is almost black.

"Then throw the cane over here, and give me a container for urine."

Liu Zheng said.

"Zut, how come humans have become so smart now?"

While complaining, the plane tree threw a human bone crutch and a rusty tin can at him.

"Because you ate all the stupid humans."

he sneered.

"What are you dissatisfied with, human? You also use our limbs for warmth, eat our embryos, and suck our blood."