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Ying stepped on the wind element and leaped into the air, then threw herself directly into Zheng Le's arms and gave Zheng Le a stamp.

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Paimon looked at this scene, blushed immediately, and covered his face with his hands: "Traveler, is this the relationship between you and the mysterious man?!"

Not far away, by the river, Furninna, who had been beaten back by the water slime and fell into the river, was drowned and at a loss. She finally couldn't help but turn her head to ask the traveler for help, saying that she was too arrogant... Then she saw the traveler actively stamping Zheng Le's stamp! !

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Finina was completely stunned, and at this moment the slimes around her pounced towards her.

Furninda closed her eyes subconsciously.

Then, a series of explosions were heard?!

Did the water slime explode? !

When Funina thought of this, she felt her body lighten and she was out of the river.

He opened his eyes carefully and saw that he was already held in Zheng Le's strong hand, with even his front armored body pressed against the hand!

"Thank you for saving me." Funina thanked Zheng Le with a blushing face.

"Isn't it just a slime?" The traveler Ying said with a sly smile.

"I used water element to hit it but it didn't do any damage. Even Miss Crab Belladon, Lord Uther, and Lady Hevima couldn't defeat it when they joined forces!" After saying that, Finina said angrily, "And you, Traveler, should have come to save me when you saw me at a disadvantage. How could you just jump into Zheng Le's arms and do that?"

"Because the relationship between Zheng Le and I is special, so special that you can't even imagine!" After the traveler said this, he stamped another mark on Zheng Le's face.

Fu Nina blushed and looked at the scene with wide eyes, saying without blinking:

"Marriage? Husband and wife?!"

Traveler Ying: "Even more special than a couple!"

Furninna tilted her head to show that she couldn't understand:

"Have no idea!"

At this time, Paimon also flew over and said with his hands on his hips, "Funina, you are so lame. You said you are the God of Fontaine Water, but you didn't even know that the water element in the Advanced Element Theory records that water slimes are immune to water elements."

Fu Nina coughed and said, "Ahem, the noble Fontaine Water God, you don't need to fight slimes on weekdays, so you naturally don't need to know this kind of knowledge."

Miss Crabberada, Lord Uther, and Lady Hevima all nodded in agreement when they heard these words.

Paimon pouted and was about to say something, but was interrupted by Zheng Le: "As the Goddess of Fontaine Water, Funina really doesn't need low-level knowledge like advanced elemental theory."

"Yes, that's right, that's right! What Mr. Zheng Le said is absolutely right." Seeing Zheng Le speaking for her, the proud Fu Nina couldn't help but raise her head high and nodded in agreement.

"By the way, I also brought some small cakes from another world this time. Would you like to try some?" Zheng Le said to Funina, the traveler Ying, and Paimon who was flying in the air.

"Another World Cake!!"

The three of them were shocked when they heard this, and showed excitement.

Especially Paimon, drool even flowed from the corners of his mouth.

"Yes, and there is also macaroni from another world!" At this time, Zheng Le remembered the original god Funina's favorite food and added.

“I want to eat, I want to eat!!”

Furninna nodded repeatedly.

For Funina, macaroni is something very, very delicious. If it is macaroni from another world, it will be even more wonderful!

Definitely must eat!!

"Okay, come down first!"

Zheng Le loosened his hands, letting Ying and Funina land, then he took out pots and pans from the imaginary space and cooked on the spot, holding a small cake and macaroni party!

In short, after the party, the bellies of Finnina, the traveler Ying, and Paimon all grew bigger, as if they were pregnant.

Funina lay on the grass, rubbing her belly and exclaiming, "What delicious food from another world!"

Ying also nodded in agreement: "Indeed, I haven't eaten these delicacies for a long time, it really makes me miss them!"

Paimon was floating in the air, smacking his lips and savoring the taste: "Paimon has never eaten such delicious food before!"

After Zheng Le saw that the three of them were eating happily, he asked them, "From what I learned from Ying, you have already arrived at Liyue Harbor, but how did you end up in Dihua Island now?"

Fu Nina: "Ying received a mission from the Adventurer's Association. It was a mission issued by Xiangling, requiring the collection of some slime items."

"I see." Zheng Le's eyes flashed with understanding when he heard this, and he knew that Ying's task was a daily routine.

"Oh, I have another question." Zheng Le asked the traveler Ying and Funina, "Did you run into the Rock King?"

Furninna: “No.”

Traveler Ying: “Yes.”

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When Finina heard what Traveler Ying said, her thoughts froze in her head. She began to try hard to recall and confirm that she and Traveler Ying had indeed never met the Rock King, one of the Seven Gods of Teyvat.

So Furninna asked cautiously, "Ying, have we really met Liyue's Rock King?"

"Yes." The traveler nodded and said, "Have you forgotten that when we entered Liyue Port, we met a man who was carrying a bird cage and walking around the streets, drinking tea and listening to opera. He looked young but exuded an inexplicable calm aura?"

"Indeed, that guy calls himself Zhongli." Furniture nodded and said sarcastically, "However, I don't think he is mature at all. On the contrary, I think he is just a Liyue kid.

“He clearly said he would treat us to tea, but he didn’t have a penny in his pocket, and he even said he wanted to put it on the account of the Hall of Rebirth!

"Luckily, I've been a star at Fontaine for a while, so I have a little money!

“So I paid for the meal.”

Zheng Le laughed and said, "Congratulations, you treated Emperor Yan to a meal!"

"what?"

Finina was stunned and said incoherently, "He is the Rock King! But isn't the Rock King one of the seven oldest gods in Teyvat? Even the Mora in the world was created by him alone. How come he doesn't even have a Mora with him, and he looks like a scumbag?!!

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"Even to have tea or watch an opera, I have to be treated by others!!"

Paimon on the side complained: "This is not something that is difficult to understand. After all, the Wind God of Mond is also a drunkard. He even has to earn money by singing on the streets."

"what?"

Finina was completely dumbfounded. She had never expected that the Seven Gods of Teyvat would be like this.

Zhongli, or the Geo King, was transformed into a mortal and became a vagrant in Liyue. He walked around the streets with a birdcage all day long and had to keep accounts when he bought things!

As for the God of Wind, in Paimon's words he is more of a drunkard, a bard who has to perform hard on the streets for a while if he wants to drink.

At this moment, Zheng Le looked at the dumbfounded Funina and added: "Perhaps, now you are the richest god among the seven gods!"

"Me, the richest god? Impossible!!"

Funina pointed at herself and rejected it subconsciously.

"That's still possible!" Zheng Le said calmly, "Based on what I know, Inazuma's General Raiden is a complete homebody who has been hiding in the Pure Land for hundreds of years and doesn't spend any money at all... so she doesn't have any money on her!

"As for the grass god of Xumi, the little auspicious grass king, her situation is even more special...

"In short, you are the richest god I know. All other gods are poor. It's a miracle that they can take out a Mora!

"If Liyue's Rock King Zhongli, Inazuma's Thunder General Rei Dian, and Mondstadt's Conferred God Venti were drinking together, they would definitely quarrel over who should pay the bill."

When Furninna heard this, she opened her eyes wide and showed that she was shocked.

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At this time, the traveler Ying also remembered an important thing: "I remember that people who have the Water Elemental God's Eye are quite rich, such as Xingqiu, the second young master of the Feiyun Chamber of Commerce in Liyue, and Mona, the astrologer in Mondstadt. Although she spends a lot of money because of her research on the starry sky, and even can't afford the rent, she is indeed rich.

"In addition, Inazuma's Coral Palace Xinhai is the current priestess and is also rich. Xumi's Nero is also rich... In short, the holders of the Water Element God's Eye are all rich people. It can be said that the water element symbolizes wealth!"

Funina put her hands on her hips and laughed: "Of course, I, Funina de Fontaine, am also the holder of the Eye of the Water Element God, and of course I am also a rich person."

When Traveler Ying heard this, he smiled disdainfully and added, "So, you were expelled from the God List!"

Funina was confused: "Ah? What does this mean?"

Traveler Ying: "Because the other gods of Teyvat have no money, but the God of Water has money...that's why you were expelled from the Godhood!"

Finina was angry. She stared at the traveler with a puffy face and angry eyes with heterochromatic pupils.

Zheng Le picked up a piece of cake and said:

"Okay, Ying was just joking...Funina, don't be angry, eat some cake."

Fu Nina glanced at the cake in Zheng Le's hand, revealing a conflicted look, but finally refused: "I can't eat anymore... and if I eat more, I will gain weight. Although I am no longer standing on the big stage of Fontaine, I still need to keep in shape!"

Paimon on the side blinked and asked curiously: "Does the water god also worry about his figure?"

"Of course, humans will get fat if they take in too much energy!" said Funina, pinching her white and tender belly without any fat. "Before when I was in Fontaine, I wanted to ask the me in the mirror to help me transform my body, such as giving me an extra attribute so that I wouldn't get fat no matter how many cakes I eat!

"But the me in the mirror said that I was her ideal human being, and that it was okay to be fat... I would even look better if I was a little fatter, and that she would support me! What she said was just like my mother, and it pissed me off!"

The traveler blinked and said, "Kofkalos is the one who created you. In a way, she is your mother!"

"..."

Upon hearing this, Funina was stunned into silence.

At this time, Zheng Le spoke up: "Funina, do you want a physique that never gets fat? I can do that!"

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Upon hearing this, Funina was so excited that she held Zheng Le's hands tightly, stared into his eyes and said seriously: "Please, please teach me! This is related to whether I can have cake freedom for the rest of my life!"

"Yes, the method of transforming the physique is also very simple, that is, genetic modification! Genetic ascension! I used this method to save all the Fengdan people before!" Zheng Le finished speaking, and then glanced at the Dihuazhou Plain where other people might appear at any time, and said: "But this place is too empty, not private at all, let's go to another place for genetic modification!"

Paimon: "Wait, Paimon also wants cake freedom and urgently needs physical transformation! Mr. Zheng Le, please help Paimon!"

"Me too." Traveler Ying said, and then thought of something else and said, "And there is another person in Liyue who also needs this kind of transformation!"

Zheng Le was stunned when he heard this, and looked at Ying with a strange look and said, "In such a short time, you not only got to know Xiangling, the chef god of Liyue, but also Ganyu, the secretary of the Liyue Seven Stars?"

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Fu Nina thought for a moment and turned to the traveler Ying and said, "Ganyu? Is she the girl with a pair of unicorn horns on her head?"

"Yes!" Traveler Ying smiled and said, "Ganyu is very afraid of getting fat. When she was a child, Keke..."

Funina asked curiously, "What happened to her when she was a child? Tell me quickly!"

The traveler coughed and said, "Well, you'll know when you meet that woman in the future!"

"By the way, I have another question." Zheng Le looked at Funina and the traveler Ying and said, "How did you get to know Ganyu? Logically speaking, Ganyu should be a workaholic who works eighteen hours a day and only sleeps for two or three hours!"

Traveler Ying: "Well, let Funina talk about this."

Zheng Le fixed his gaze on Funina, and saw Funina grinning and saying, "You know, I'm a big star in Fontaine, and Liyue Harbor is a prosperous commercial area, so naturally there are many people in Fontaine who know me!

“And the most important thing is, I found that there are many fans of mine in Liyue, and they all came to me for autographs!

"Then, the Traveler and I were surrounded by the Thousand Rocks Army because of an illegal gathering. We were almost arrested and wanted."

Traveler Ying helplessly spread his hands: "Yes, that's it."

Zheng Le's mouth twitched slightly and he sighed, "Good fellow, even if the Rock King had not died, he would still be caught? Is it the fate of the traveler to be caught?"

After the words fell, Zheng Le's heart was filled with curiosity again: "How did you escape from danger later?"

"It's all thanks to my celebrity face!" said Furninna proudly, "I stood up to protect the travelers, and the Thousand Rocks Army bowed down and escorted us all the way to the Jade Pavilion!"

Paimon, who was standing by, heard these words and said with wide eyes, "No, that's not the case at all... Funina was so scared at that time that she hid behind the traveler and trembled!

"When 'six, three, seven' happened, it was the Traveler who took action and used the wind elemental force to intimidate the Thousand Rocks Army. The people in the Thousand Rocks Army also happened to recognize Funina. In the end, in order to avoid a diplomatic incident between Fontaine and Liyue, Funina was brought to the Jade Pavilion together with the Traveler and Paimon!"

After hearing these words, Fu Nina saw Zheng Le's half-smiley eyes and her face turned red. "Paimon, how can you say that? I also helped the traveler!"

Ying thought for a while and nodded, "Funina is right!"

Fininna raised her head proudly and looked at Paimon and said, "Did you hear that? I am still very useful!"

Paimon stamped his feet in the air and said angrily, "Traveler!"

“Paimon, Funina is indeed very useful. If she hadn’t negotiated with Ningguang of the Jade Pavilion and made Ningguang admit that we were the Fontaine’s envoys, we would really have to make a big scene before we could get out of the Jade Pavilion.” Traveler Ying said lightly.

“Woo…” Paimon puffed up his face.

Fininna smiled and made faces at Paimon: "Lululu..."