As for Zhongli, he came to Guoba's side and listened to the bard's composition with Guoba for the first time in a long time.
And Funina was completely drunk at this time, and she put her arm hard on Zheng Le's shoulders: "It's been wonderful traveling with the traveler for a while, but I still feel like something is missing."
After saying that, Funina raised her head and stared at Zheng Le with her heterochromatic eyes, muttering:
"What's missing? After thinking about it for a long time, I finally figured it out!
"You are missing!"
"Funina, you are drunk." Zheng Le raised his hand and lifted up the hat that was about to slip off Funina's head and said seriously.
"I'm not drunk, I'm sober! Come and perform the genetic modification surgery on me, now!" Funina pulled Zheng Le's arm, shaking her and said coquettishly.
"Now is not the time!" Zheng Le looked around the Wanmin Hall and said seriously.
"No, I want it now! I want it! I want it! I want it!"
Furninha pouted, was she drunk and going crazy?!
In short, the 77th head of the Wangsheng Hall, Hu Tao, who was watching this scene, was a little stunned.
I never thought that the big star of Fontaine would become like this after drinking. Is this the truth after drinking? Does he really like Zheng Le?
And at this moment, Hu Tao saw a scene that shocked her even more. She saw Zheng Le lowered his head and stamped Furninna's cheek.
Funina, who had been making a lot of noise, actually calmed down and lay in Zheng Le's arms.
"Stamping can make people stop being drunk?!" Hu Tao said in amazement, and then he saw an even more shocking scene. The traveler jumped up from the chair, then hung tightly on Zheng Le and stamped him.
? !
Walnut looked at this scene in 637 and blinked her plum blossom eyes to show that she was greatly shocked:
The traveler who has recently completed a lot of extremely difficult tasks in Liyue Port, and the Fontaine Water God both fell in love with Zheng Le at first sight? !
Zheng Le has such great magic!
Wait...it seems that this magic power really is that great. After all, he has the ability to perform genetic modification, which can prevent people from getting fat forever!
Under the influence of alcohol, Walnut's eccentric brain came up with an idea: since genetic modification can modify the human body to prevent it from gaining weight, is it possible to modify a certain key part of the human body?
As Hu Tao was thinking, she looked down at the front armor!
Then he bravely walked quickly with his long legs behind Zheng Le, put his arm through Zheng Le's neck, blew into Zheng Le's ear, and whispered the key question.
"Of course." Zheng Le gave Hu Tao an affirmative answer, and then told Hu Tao that if he wanted to transform human limbs, he must have contact.
Ah!
Walnut was shocked, and then fell into hesitation, not knowing whether she should undergo that kind of transformation.
At this moment, the poems about the battle between the dragon and the hero sung by the bards in Wanmin Hall became louder and louder, and everyone's attention was focused on Wendy, and no one paid attention to Zheng Le anymore.
At this time, the drunken Fu Nina stamped Zheng Le's face again, and took Zheng Le's hand to touch her front armor and said: "I want to transform. The body designed for me in the mirror is too thin!"
"It really doesn't feel that good." Zheng Le subconsciously moved his hands and sighed when he heard that.
"No comments allowed." Funina pouted and said dissatisfiedly, then she saw Zheng Le coming again and stamping her.
When the travelers saw this scene, they also stamped their approval.
As for Hu Tao, who was in deep thought at this moment, his thinking was a beat slow and he didn't react, so he stamped the back of Zheng Le's neck.
In short, the four people were stacked together with very strange knowledge.
Among them, Funina and Zheng Le had the best personal experience.
As for the traveler, he was a little dazed at this time and did everything according to instinct.
As for Hu Tao, she loosened her arms around Zheng Le's neck and looked at Zheng Le with a complicated look.
……
At this moment, the poem about the Dragon Quest sung by Wendy came to an end, which was the moment when the dragon was defeated. A dragon outside the Hall of All Peoples could no longer bear it and roared:
"You bastard, you don't do anything serious."
Immediately, a huge green dragon claw stretched into the Hall of All People, directly hooked Wendy's collar, and took Wendy away!
"Goodbye, everyone!"
Wendy, who was captured, was not nervous at all and waved to everyone in the air.
Everyone in Wanmin Hall was stunned, only Zhongli said, "Goodbye, old friend."
And Guoba said the word "Lulu" and stretched out his hand to wave goodbye to Wendy!
Afterwards, Zhongli turned around and looked in the direction of the hall master, and saw the hall master standing behind Zheng Le with his mouth covered and his face flushed.
The water goddess Funina was lying in Zheng Le's arms, smiling foolishly!
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Chapter 77: Furninna's water element fills Walnut with a sweet smile
Zhongli looked at this scene and said that he needed to drink some tea to calm down.
He really didn't expect:
Zheng Le, this low-key young man is so good at having fun!
In silence, he captured the famous traveler Ying from Liyue and the water goddess Funina!
And it seems that Master Hu is also in the process of being taken down.
This is the Sea King of Teyvat? The Love Saint?!
No, I must take some action, otherwise the hall master will really fall into this person's hands!
Zhongli thought of this and prepared to say something.
At this time, Hu Tao spoke with red cheeks: "Guest Zhongli, please go back first. I have something to discuss with Mr. Zheng Le."
"what?"
Zhongli was stunned, his heart filled with shock:
The hall master is not on the verge of being taken down, but has already been taken down! !
The clever and eccentric Master Hu quickly understood why Zhongli was stunned, so he quickly said, "I am with Mr. Zheng Le for genetic modification."
"genetic modification?"
Upon hearing this, Zhongli frowned slightly and looked puzzled, not understanding what this meant.
At this moment, Zheng Le stopped stamping, raised his head and said, "This is a transformation project that can inhibit obesity cells in the human body. Once it is completed, the human body will never be obese again!"
"Oh, is this true?"
"Of course!"
After getting the answer, Zhongli lowered his head and thought, and soon thought of someone.
That is, eating Qingxin will make you fat. When I was a child, I even choked the Qilin fairy beast Ganyu of the Demon God to death:
If it is that child, she does need genetic modification. Otherwise, seeing her eating Qingxin and Tiantianhua every day while working more than ten hours a day... I really can't bear it!
When Zhongli thought of this, he wanted to ask Zheng Le for a genetic modification quota, and immediately said: "I wonder if Mr. Zheng Le still has a genetic modification quota? I can pay a price in exchange!"
Zheng Le smiled. "If it's Mr. Zhongli who asks, there will be a quota! No price required!"
When Zhongli heard this, he realized that Zheng Le had seen through his true identity, and nodded.
"Thank you, but you know my true identity (the God of Contract) so a price must be paid!"
"Okay, then just give the things to Traveler Ying, and in return I won't reveal your true identity!"
"Row!"
Then, Zhongli picked up the birdcage and walked out of the Wanmin Hall leisurely with his square steps.
Hu Tao was extremely confused. She blinked and asked Zheng Le what he was talking about in his last conversation with Zhongli.
"Master Hu, this is a secret." Zheng Le said with a smile.
"Hmph, I don't want to know!" Although Hu Tao said this, her constantly flashing plum blossom eyes showed that she still wanted to know the content of the conversation between Zheng Le and Zhongli just now.
But Zheng Le remained silent. After all, this was on the land of Liyue, and he couldn't violate the contract at will.
After a while, a peculiar sound of footsteps was heard outside the Hall of All People.
A girl wearing black stockings, holding a blue umbrella, with long blue hair draped over her shoulders and a pair of unicorn horns on her head arrived at Wanmin Hall.
It was Ganyu, the secretary of the Liyue Seven Stars. As soon as she arrived, she smelled the aroma of the dishes at Wanmin Hall. She couldn't help swallowing her saliva, but she still forced herself to hold back:
The emperor specifically issued an order to let me come to Wanmin Hall, not to eat!
But it smells really good!!
I really want to eat... No!
Ganyu, wake up! You can't become the fat Qilin you were when you were a kid again!
Ganyu raised her hand and patted her cheek to sober herself up. Then she heard a deep voice coming from the Hall of All People: "You are the candidate for genetic modification."
Ganyu looked up at the handsome young man sitting by the window surrounded by several beauties, nodded and said, "That's right, Emperor... Mr. Zhongli said so!"
"That's right. After the genetic modification, you won't gain weight easily even if you eat a lot of food."
"Is this true?"
"Of course!"
After Zheng Le finished speaking, he picked up Funina and the Traveler Ying, and took Hu Tao and Ganyu to the kitchen of Wanmin Hall.
At this time, Xiangling was no longer in the kitchen, but Guoba was.
In this case, Zheng Le directly activated the power of the second Herrscher, the Herrscher of the Void, in his body and performed space teleportation!
In a flash, Zheng Le and his group disappeared from Wanmin Hall.
When Guoba saw everyone disappear, he was so scared that he dropped the spicy steamed bread in his hand.
Make a lululu sound.
This soon attracted Xiangling's attention: "Guoba, what's wrong with you? Why did you throw the spicy steamed bread on the ground? What a pity~~!"
Upon hearing this, Guoba stretched out his short little hands and kept describing what he saw in the air.
Xiangling looked at it for a long time before she understood what Guoba meant. She shook her head and said, "Guoba, you said a guest entered the kitchen and suddenly disappeared. How could such a thing exist? You must be dazzled."
"Lulu."
Guoba looked lost.
……
In Guest Room No. 1, Zheng Le and his group suddenly appeared.
At the same time, the No. 1 account book of Wangshu Inn also showed that someone had moved into Room No. 1, and a pile of Mora for renting the room also appeared on the table!
"Let's carry out the genetic modification here!" Zheng Le said with satisfaction as he looked at the antique furnishings in the Tianzi No. 1 guest room of Wangshu Inn.
"what?!"
Walnut was confused.
She hadn't yet realized why she had suddenly come from Wanmin Hall to a strange inn.
Ganyu, who is a fairy beast, understood at this time that Zheng Le was a strong man, and a strong man who mastered spatial abilities... But if you think about it carefully, it is normal. Only strong people can modify genes and stop humans and fairy beasts from gaining weight.
"Sir, what should we do next?" Gan Yu quickly adjusted his mindset and asked Zheng Le.
"Put the traveler, Funina, there." Zheng Le said, pointing to a large bed not far away.
Ganyu didn't hesitate and picked up the travelers Ying and Funina in each hand and placed them down.
However, Walnut remained in a daze and said:
"what?"
"What? You will also go up later!" Zheng Le said indifferently.
! !
When these words came out, not only Hu Tao was shocked, but Ganyu was also.
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