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"How to sell it?"

Hu Tao said quickly, "Not 9998 yuan, nor yuan. You can take it home for only Mora. We will provide you with the best after-sales service. We will definitely make you feel that it is worth the money!!"

Upon hearing this, Shen He turned his gaze to Zheng Le standing beside him.

Zheng Le immediately shook his head and said, "Master Hu, Shen He is a disciple of an immortal. Immortal disciples may not need this thing!"

"what?"

Hu Tao was stunned for a moment, then observed Shen He carefully and found that Shen He's temperament was extraordinary, like a banished immortal, with a feeling of detachment and transcendence from the world!

"So you are a disciple of the immortal. I'm sorry!" After saying this, Hu Tao turned her plum blossom pupils to look at Zheng Le, her meaning was very clear.

Zheng Le rolled his eyes: "I don't need a tombstone either."

Hu Tao opened her eyes wide and exclaimed: "You are also a disciple of the Immortal?!!".

Chapter 101: Hu Tao wants to sing Qiu Qiu. Hu Tao catches Qi Qi and kills the competition.

After Hu Tao's exclamation, she shook her head and said, "An immortal surgery that can prevent people from gaining weight forever is not something that an immortal disciple can do! After all, even the legendary Qilin Immortal in Liyue doesn't have such a skill."

"Can you tell me the story of the Qilin Immortal in detail?" Zheng Le asked with an inexplicable light flashing in his eyes.

"Of course you can. Many people in Liyue know the story of the Qilin Immortal who conquered demons and monsters." Hall Master Hu coughed and revealed a serious look. He seemed to have turned into a storyteller and began to tell the story of the Qilin Immortal in a rhythmic manner:

"The last chapter of the book said that at that time, there was a great demon invading the Liyue Sea, and there were evil dragons lurking in the mountains..."

When Zheng Le heard this opening, he felt it sounded very familiar, and soon he remembered that this was the beginning of the Genshin Impact’s Zhongli PV where the storyteller Tian Tiezui told the story of the Rock King!

Hu Tao, Master Hu copied Tian Tiezui's storytelling template.

As Zheng Le was thinking this, he glanced at the gentle and elegant man Zhongli behind Hu Tao, only to find that the corners of Zhongli's eyes had begun to twitch.

Zheng Le couldn't help but sigh in his heart:

In the game Genshin Impact, Zhongli said in his voice that he really couldn't handle Hutao!

Then, Zheng Le focused his thoughts on one point again and began to listen carefully to the story of the Qilin Immortal told by Hu Tao, the 77th head of the Wangsheng Hall... He wanted to know whether the Qilin in this story was Ganyu, the secretary of the Liyue Seven Stars.

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"At that time, countless evil spirits and demons were wreaking havoc in Liyue. The Emperor could not handle it alone, and it was also very difficult for the immortals of Liyue to cope with it. But at this critical moment, the True Immortal Qilin was born!

"He mastered the art of changing his size, and turned into a rolling stone on a mountain, rolling down the mountain. When he finally entered the mouth of a demon god, he used the magic of gigantic size, choking the demon god to death! He solved a great enemy for Liyue!

"He is known among the people as the True Lord of Kirin Transformation!"

After hearing this, Zheng Le immediately understood that the legendary Qilin transformed into Zhenmiao Zhenjun that Hu Tao mentioned was the young Ganyu, and the story of who choked the remaining spirit of the demon god to death had undergone a certain degree of artistic processing.

Shen He, who was standing aside, also revealed a strange look at this time. It was obvious that he had heard the true identity of the Qilin Immortal from Hu Tao's mouth.

However, Shen He did not reveal that Senior Sister Gan Yu was the Kirin Immortal, but Shen He still asked Hu Tao a question out of curiosity:

"Master Hu, where did you hear this story?"

"Hsiang Ling, the chef at Wanmin Hall. But according to Xiang Ling, she heard it from her master, Grandma Ping!"

"Grandma Ping?"

Shen He showed a look of confusion.

Zheng Le, who was standing by, showed an expression of understanding:

Grandma Ping!

Ge Chenlangshi Zhenjun!

As a close friend of Master Liuyun Jiefeng, she knew Ganyu's childhood story... and adapted the story into the story of the Immortal Qilin, which she told to her apprentice Xiangling, which was very normal.

Zheng Le thought of this and smiled, "Master Hu, I roughly know who the Qilin Immortal you mentioned is. She has also undergone genetic modification surgery and will never be obese again!"

Upon hearing this, Master Hu Tao looked at Zheng Le with his plum blossom pupils starting to light up and said:

“Zheng Le, you are not a disciple of the Liyue Immortal, but a true immortal of Liyue!!”

Zheng Le was about to deny it, and at this moment Zhong Li came over and said helplessly: "Master, as far as I know, there is no immortal named Zheng Le in Liyue."

"Guest Zhongli, I know you know a lot, but you are not the Geo King... maybe Zheng Le is the Liyue Immortal who has been practicing magic in seclusion for a long time." Hu Tao put her hands on her hips, turned her head and scolded.

Zhongli was silent.

The reason is very simple... He couldn't possibly reveal that his real identity was actually the Rock King!

At this time, Zheng Le spoke up: "Master Hu Tao, what Zhongli said is correct. I am indeed not an immortal from Liyue. I am a traveler, right? A traveler who is a little stronger than an immortal!"

"A little more powerful than an immortal!"

Kurumi opened her eyes wide, looking extremely surprised.

Zhongli, who was standing aside, became even more silent at this time.

The reason was very simple. He had already sensed the situation in Fontaine through the earth veins... and knew that it was Zheng Le who had taken action in Fontaine to blow up the star-devouring whale from the original fetal sea!

He knew very well that Zheng Le's strength was not even a little bit stronger than the immortals of Liyue.

But he is a million times more powerful than the Liyue Immortals... Even if all the Liyue Immortals are added together, there is no way he can compare to this one!

He definitely possesses the strength of a demon god!

And he is definitely not a weak demon god, his strength is absolutely powerful!!

However, this powerful being also has a very good relationship with the opposite sex. He had already been in love with the traveler and Ms. Funina a few days ago!

And now, there are more women around him!

Not only is there the pink fairy lady who has never appeared in Teyvat... there is also Shen He, the disciple of Master Liuyun Jiefeng.

And the most important thing is that the Walnut Hall Master seems to be very interested in this person! !

But Master Hu is a smart man and will not fall into it easily.

When Zhongli thought of this, he saw Hall Master Hu blinking his plum blossom pupils and asking Zheng Le seriously: "Mr. Zheng Le, are you really not interested in buying a tombstone? In fact, even if you don't use it, you can keep it for collection!"

Zheng Le didn't say anything, but instead looked at Zhongli meaningfully.

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At this moment, Zhongli had a very bad premonition, and the next moment his premonition came true. He heard Zheng Le say with a sad face: "I can buy the most luxurious coffin today. Oh, and put the top-grade night stone, the top-grade amber, and the top-grade jade in the coffin... Money is not a problem! I will bury a friend soon!"

! !

When Zhongli heard this, he immediately understood who Zheng Le wanted to bury, which was him:

The Rock King Zhongli!

Just when Zhongli's scalp was tingling, he heard Zheng Le's invitation again:

"By the way, both Hall Master Hu and Mr. Zhongli can come to attend the funeral!"

Zhongli was silenced by this sentence.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

He had never imagined that Zheng Le was not only planning to bury his faked remains, but was also planning to invite him to attend the funeral.

At this time, Hu Tao spoke up: "Mr. Zheng Le, who are you going to bury? You are using the top-grade Night Stone, the top-grade Amber, and the top-grade Jade? These things are all very precious and will cost a lot of Mora!"

"A friend."

While Zheng Le was speaking the words of the Riddler, he looked at Zhong Li with a serious look and said, "Mr. Zhong Li, you haven't said whether you want to attend my friend's funeral?"

"Of course I want to participate."

Zhongli nodded slightly.

"Since guest Zhongli has joined, I can be one more." Hu Tao raised her hand that was painted with black nail polish and said in a very lively tone.

Zhongli looked at the very active Hall Master Hu beside him and his head started to hurt again:

I haven't even died yet...but the hall master has already started actively preparing for my own funeral. What the hell is this!

"By the way, Mr. Zhongli, I don't know if you..." Zheng Le was about to ask Zhongli if he was willing to take a photo with a camera at the cemetery, a photo of the death of Rock King and Zhongli making a "Y" sign.

However, this time, before Zheng Le finished speaking, Zhongli had a bad feeling and spoke hastily:

"Master, Mr. Zheng Le, I have something else to do this afternoon so I'll leave first."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhongli picked up the birdcage and walked to the corner of the street at an extremely fast speed and disappeared.

"He must have gone to drink tea and listen to opera again." Hu Tao covered his forehead with his hands and said with a headache: "He is really a troublesome guest official. He must be on the account of Wangsheng Hall again!"

Then, Hu Tao raised her head and continued to look at Zheng Le, her plum blossom pupils flashing with an inexplicable brilliance as she said, "Mr. Zheng Le, I have a favor to ask of you."

Zheng Le asked curiously: "What's the matter?"

Walnut put his hands together and asked, "You can change the body's constitution and even change its development. I wonder if you can transform non-humans back into humans?

“For example, transforming zombies back into humans!

When Zheng Le heard this, he knew what Hu Tao's transformation request was about. She was begging him to save a person, or to be more precise, to save a little zombie... Qiqi!

However, Zheng Le did not take the initiative to tell everyone that he knew about Qiqi's situation. Instead, he asked Hu Tao himself about the situation of the zombies.

Hu Tao told Qi Qi everything she knew in detail.

Finally, Zheng Le nodded and said, "If I take action, I should be able to rescue Qiqi, get rid of her zombie identity, and make her no longer amnesiac!"

The reason why Zheng Le was sure that he could cure Qiqi was because he possessed the power of Aqua, the goddess of water, which could restore everything. Even if someone was dead, he could be resurrected as long as there was a corpse and a soul.

Even if an accident happens and the water goddess Aqua cannot restore Qiqi to her current state, he can work together with Alicia to use the power of the Herrscher of Origin to give Qiqi the possibility of becoming a human again.

"Where should the little zombie Qiqi be now?" Zheng Le asked Hu Tao with a smile.

"If nothing unexpected happens, at this point in time, Qiqi should be collecting herbs and picking glass bags in Jueyunjian!" Hu Tao answered in the affirmative.

Zheng Le raised his eyebrows: "Master Hu Tao knows so much about Qiqi's affairs!"

Hu Tao blinked her plum blossom eyes and said, "I have said that I am Hu Tao, the 77th head of the Wangsheng Hall, and the defender of the yin and yang order. Naturally, when I first saw the zombie Qiqi, I subjectively believed that Qiqi had long passed away and was trapped in the human world without liberation, and was a sufferer of the greatest suffering.

"So I buried Qiqi myself, trying to free her from the suffering of being imprisoned in the world...

"At that time, I began to seriously study Qiqi's route of action and tried to capture Qiqi many times. One time, I successfully put Qiqi in a sack with only a small head sticking out. I almost burned Qiqi to death.

“But Qiqi finally escaped.

"Qiqi's efforts to survive touched me, and I went against my usual habit and began to seriously investigate Qiqi's past. After some investigation, I learned about Qiqi's tragic past... So I took the initiative to give up the idea of ​​burying Qiqi, and wanted to apologize to Qiqi every time I met her.

“But Qiqi seems to be very afraid of me. She runs away every time she sees me!

"I learned about human body modification surgery from you, Mr. Zheng Le, and I naturally wondered if you could restore Qiqi's abnormal zombie body!

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"As long as you are willing to help, I can give everything!"

Kurumi clasped her hands together and begged sincerely.

"Pay everything?"

"Well, Qiqi is my best friend!"

"In that case..." Zheng Le glanced up and down at Hu Tao's healthy thighs and the perfectly level front armor, and said, "Then let's sing and dance a song, Qiuqiu!"

There was a hint of doubt in Kurumi's plum blossom eyes:

"Hickey, what is that?"

Zheng Le coughed and said, "Then I'll recite the lyrics of Qiuqiuao. The big Qiuqiu is sick, look at the second Qiuqiu!"

"Isn't this the poem of my dark doggerel poet from the alley?!" Walnut said with a pair of eyes: "You actually heard my poem and adapted it into a song!

"You have good taste!!"

At this moment, the look in Hu Tao's plum blossom eyes when she looked at Zheng Le became even more special.

There was a huge movement in his heart.

"Can you rap more lyrics to me?" Hu Tao stared into Zheng Le's eyes with her plum blossom eyes and asked seriously.

"Of course." Zheng Le nodded slightly: "When the sun comes out, I bask in the sun. When the moon comes out, I bask in the moon. Birth, aging, sickness and death are all things in the world. Yin and Yang are orderly but fate is unpredictable.

"I am the dark doggerel poet of the Alley School. The current head of the Wangsheng Hall will send you off..."

Kurumi shook her head and swayed her twin ponytails to the rhythm, and gradually she realized that something was wrong with the lyrics, and her extremely delicate face became redder and redder.

She has already discovered that this song "Qiuqiuao" is completely... a personal confession single of hers, and it is completely made according to her personality!