Xumi: I and the treasure-stealing weasel killed our way through the Church of the Lord

The uncle who exuded the aura of a strong man admitted his mistake at the speed of light, left Lin Feng obediently, and began to explain the origin of the incident:

——It turns out that the monsters outside Xumi City have suddenly become very active for some reason recently, and various sightings have occurred frequently.

The thirty-man team has always been responsible for cleaning up the part close to the city and has no time to take care of the wild.

Under such circumstances, the number of commissions such as clearing wild monsters increased dramatically in a short period of time and became very large.

Because this kind of commission often has low remuneration and involves certain risks.

The Gilded Brigade, who value money more than anything else, are generally unwilling to accept such cleanup missions. Instead, they will use the increase in monsters as an excuse to increase the escort fees for the caravan.

Due to various factors, the Adventurer's Association, which had had most of its living space occupied by the Gilded Brigade, suddenly became the main force in clearing monsters.

This special situation also caused the Xumi Adventurer Association, which was already short of manpower, to be particularly stretched for a while.

"But if that's all, then President Kamal wouldn't be so anxious. Maybe there's something else going on?"

Hearing this, and considering the other party's initial expression of as if the sky was falling, Lin Feng had some guesses.

"And why did you ask me for help? President, this should be the first time you meet me, right?"

Lin Feng didn't know where he had let the cat out of the bag, and asked in confusion.

"Well, it's a long story. To put it simply, it's because two rare and powerful enemies suddenly appeared in the outside world. They were war machines left over from ancient civilizations - "Relic Dragon Beasts"! "

“Given the situation of the association, we are really unable to handle it.”

The president sighed.

"As for why I came to you, little brother?"

Kamal paused for a moment, and suddenly turned his head to look at Lin Feng's body, his eyes burning and his expression eager, as if he was looking at some rare treasure.

"Yes, young man, your aura is not conspicuous, and there is no special external performance. At first glance, you are indeed just an ordinary holder of the Eye of God."

He nodded, indicating that he understood Lin Feng's doubts.

"——But, brother, you may not have realized it yourself, your body is so perfect!!!"

"It's as if he was blessed by the God of Martial Arts. He is extremely coordinated and exquisite. Every inch of his body is impeccable in proportion and even in details. This is a characteristic that only top-level warriors possess!"

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Damn, I met a pervert.

Lin Feng felt a chill down his spine and subconsciously wanted to turn around and run, but he felt that exposing his back was not wise.

Although the other party's statement was a bit strange, Lin Feng figured out the reason why he was exposed after a little thought.

——It’s nothing, it’s just because it’s too “perfect”. It’s not just a certain part, but the whole body that emanates a sense of harmony that cannot be increased or decreased in the slightest.

This can be regarded as the manifestation of the grass element's authority on life. Because the influence is very subtle and slow, Lin Feng has not paid much attention to such changes in the past.

But perhaps it is the accumulation of small amounts that leads to qualitative change.

When facing a strong man like President Kamal who has trained his body to the limit because he does not have the Eye of God, Lin Feng will be as conspicuous as a muscular man in the gym.

In his words:

——Ordinary people can only see the vulgar appearance, only a real tough guy can appreciate this supreme beauty of harmony!

Although he knew that he had indeed neglected this point, Lin Feng had no intention of covering it up and pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger.

——At best, he is just a martial arts genius. What is there to hide?

Because it was just a matter of convenience, and considering that the price offered by President Kamal was indeed good, Lin Feng decided to help get rid of the two dragon beasts.

While discussing the reward, he glanced at Catherine at the counter, as if he suddenly thought of something, and asked:

"President Karma, after the mission is completed, can you give Miss Catherine a short vacation?"

After a pause, Lin Feng continued:

"——It won't take too long, it can be before tonight. I hope to borrow Miss Catherine for a while."

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Kamal was puzzled. Why would someone want to borrow the poster girl?

Although he didn't know what Lin Feng was going to do, he still said:

"Ahem, theoretically it's possible. In fact, I once wanted to give Catherine a few days off, but she didn't seem willing to leave the counter."

"If you can convince her, I can arrange for other adventurers to take over temporarily this afternoon."

"But this is 'Catherine'. It's impossible no matter how you think about it, right?"

"Well, thank you. You don't have to bother with the task of persuading Miss Catherine. Let's get going quickly!"

Before leaving, Lin Feng looked back at "Catherine" who had been staring at him since just now, smiled slightly, and left the reception desk of Xumi City with Kamal.

Half an hour later, Xumi City.

Kamal looked at the two Chaos Anchors in front of him, his face full of question marks.

He accompanied Lin Feng to the city gate, pointed in a direction, and the next second the young man beside him rushed out.

After a while, the cores of the two relic dragon beasts were thrown in front of him like waste.

Lin Feng didn't have time to care about the president who was doubting his life. He took Catherine and walked away while saying:

"The mission has been completed. If the reward has been received, please help me deposit it in the Adventurer's Association. I will borrow Miss Catherine first. Goodbye, President—"

Seeing Catherine, who was usually unwilling to move even a step, being dragged away by Lin Feng without any resistance, Kamal, who was doubting his life, felt even more confused.

Xumi City, Baoshang Street.

On this street which is usually crowded with vendors, today there was a rare guest.

The merchants passing by were no strangers to Miss Catherine who came to shop.

After all, even if it is just to avoid monsters in the wild and transport goods safely, it is inevitable to deal with the Adventurer's Association.

But it was really a rare thing that this lady who never wanted to leave the counter actually came out to go shopping today for the first time.

Lin Feng held Miss Catherine's hand beside him. He didn't seem to have any desire to explain. He just enjoyed the warm sunshine with a comfortable look on his face.

Catherine had been staring at the young man beside her, as if wanting him to say something first, but seeing Lin Feng's calm and composed look, she finally spoke first:

".How did you find out I wasn't 'Katherine'?"

".I should be like the trickster flower in the forest, imitating perfectly, right?"

Catherine tilted her head and for the first time said something that was completely inconsistent with her outward image.

Chapter 74 'Catherine's' love fortune telling

"To be honest, I don't really know when you finished the replacement."

Facing the question from the girl beside him, Lin Feng answered frankly.

"But the one at the beginning is undoubtedly the real Miss Catherine. I am absolutely sure of this."

——The system has scanned it, guaranteed.

"I just accepted the mission and was about to set off when I suddenly realized that you were a little too quiet, so I tentatively made a request to the president."

"——And your performance just happened to confirm my thoughts."

Having said that, Lin Feng looked into the eyes of the girl beside him, smiled slightly, and said with a hint of sarcasm:

"Nice to meet you, my dear Lord Little Lucky Grass King."

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Nashida was silent for a moment, glared at the arrogant villain in front of her, and said helplessly:

".I can't hide it from you after all. I wanted to give you a surprise at the beginning."

Catherine paused for a moment and then continued:

"Since you said last time that you hoped to meet me in real life, I have been planning for a long time and finally connected with this 'bionic doll' from Winter Solstice."

".I didn't expect it to be so easy to see through."

Miss Catherine, who always smiled, showed a rare discouraged expression on her face, which made Lin Feng, who was used to seeing her usual look, feel a little strange.

"Isn't this good? If it were your usual duties, Catherine, you wouldn't be able to go shopping without any worries like you are now."

Lin Feng noticed the passers-by around him who kept looking back, and felt that he had underestimated the popularity of "Miss Catherine".

Although most pedestrians were surprised that Miss Catherine would come out for a stroll, they were generally friendly.

But in addition to these uncles and aunts, Lin Feng also saw several young adventurers.

When these young men who were full of dreams found out that Catherine, the poster girl, was being led by a strange boy, they all showed expressions of shattered dreams, and it seemed that their whole bodies had turned gray.

- You are still young, young man. If you knew that the Miss Catherine you admired was actually just a bionic doll, would you still be as full of yearning for her as you are now?

——Oh, I think I used to like even paper figures, that’s okay.

Ignoring the losers emitting low spirits on the roadside, Lin Feng began to think about where he should take his little grass god, who rarely came out, for a stroll.

"Meow--!"

Just when he was worried, a cat's cry attracted the attention of the two people. Nashida and Lin Feng turned their heads to look.

——In the gap of the stairs leading to the upper floor of Baoshang Street, there was a small stall with many packages hanging on the wall.

Next to the young-looking shop owner are two cute cats.

One is dark in color and has a strong physique;

One has pure white fur and a graceful body.

Seeing this scene, Lin Feng suddenly had a sense of déjà vu, as if there was such a place in the plot.

After searching through his memories, Lin Feng remembered where this place was.

——Isn’t this the fortune-telling stall that helped the protagonist in the game to predict his love and health fortunes?

Because the divination results were very interesting and the accuracy was unexpectedly high, Lin Feng was quite impressed by this place.

I didn't expect it to appear so early. It seems that the owner Nabia and Maomao haven't grown much in the next two years.

"——Are the lost lambs confused about their fate?"

Lin Feng was still complaining when he heard the girl's words, which were full of charlatan flavor, ringing in his ears.

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Not getting the expected response, the girl could only speak to herself:

"Oh, it seems that Harut and Marut don't like you very much. Have you done anything to offend the gods?"

The girl looked up at Lin Feng, as if she had some unique interpretation of the cat's meow at the beginning.

"——The voice of God's wisdom often comes to my ears. If God has mercy on you today, I may be able to guide you through the confusion."

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Something offensive to God?

Does it count as pulling the god's ears, holding the god in your arms, and lifting the god up high for fun?

Lin Feng didn't know what to say for a moment, but Nashida beside him seemed somewhat interested:

"Is it an offense to God? I don't think so."

"But my friend is a little confused about the future. Can you help him with divination?"

Nashida didn't seem to think that Lin Feng had "offended" her. Instead, she was very interested in this so-called divination.

"Hehehe, alright, then choose a subject you want to divine."

"Then fall in love."