"Tsk tsk tsk, walking around in public with his red shorts, he's indeed a perverted dad."
After saying that, he flew into the air again and continued to fight with Wuliangta Jizi who was flying in the sky. This time, after the fusion, Wang Hassan's fighting skills including assassination and a series of fighting methods were reflected in Baicao's mind.
With these skills, Bai Zao was able to kill Wuliangta Jizi directly. The main reason he didn't rush to end the battle was that he wanted to play more with the class card.
"You don't cut the belt when you cut the man? Is there any daughter like you who embarrasses her father?!"
Tianhuo, whose hand was broken, was still beside him. He pulled up his pants with both hands and ran towards the villa where he and his wife lived. He appeared in a second and ran back home in a panic.
"Why is your sword so slow?"
After fighting for a while, Bai Piao discovered that Wuliangta Jizi's sword had become very slow, and its flying speed had also decreased a lot.
“Is this the limit?”
As her magic power gradually depleted, Jizi was almost unable to maintain the dream summoning of the class card. If she continued to waste time in the air like this, the final result would be that the class card would be forcibly released, and she would fall from the sky and die.
"Let's stop here for today. It's almost done anyway."
I looked up at the sky and found that it was almost noon, and the next period of time would be time for lunch.
"Aim—Fire!!!"
While Bai Zao was stunned, a capture net flew towards Bai Zao, and the person who launched the capture net was Wei Liwei.
"I have arrow protection, can your broken net catch... me?"
As the capture net unfolded, Bai Zao was caught without any impact. Then the four small balls of the capture net sprayed nitrogen, which forced Bai Zao back to the ground.
"This unscientific!"
"The Arrow Avoidance Protection can indeed change the flight trajectory of an object, thereby making all long-range attacks miss their target. However, if the attack or object can be controlled, it will not be affected. Don't you know how much you have suffered in this regard?"
Weili said this to Baizao. She was too confident in the arrow avoidance protection, so Weili used the simplest capture net that could change the flight trajectory to easily catch her and pull her back to the ground.
Chapter 491: Pregnant Male
"Keep making trouble, why don't you continue making trouble?"
In a milky white net, a winged girl was hung on a tree. There were many people staring at her. Some had helplessness on their faces, while others had angry expressions on their faces.
"If I really want to run, can this broken net stop me? Here, return all the class cards to me."
After being caught by Vivi, the dream summoning state of the class card was unlocked. Before he could put the card into his pocket, Vivi who came over took it away.
Without the class card, the fairy's behavior can be restricted, but it only prevents it from using the class card. After all, even if it doesn't use it, it can just run away.
"You, you are already the Archbishop of Destiny, can't you be more careful? You took the Class Card to challenge Ji Zi today. Is this something a human can think of?"
"I'm not human."
"........"
Theresa opened her eyes wide when she heard that, but when she thought about it carefully, it was indeed true. He was not a human being to begin with, so she couldn't use human behavioral logic to judge this little guy.
"Don't be afraid, we are the strongest and we are here to save you!"
As the words fell, an ice blade flew straight towards Bai Piao, but before the ice blade could make contact, it deviated from its trajectory and cut the grass next to it, leaving a deep cut mark.
Wherever the ice blade touched, a light layer of frost was left behind, and the severe cold emanating from it could be sensed even from a long distance.
"Next time you come to save me, don't throw the Ice Blade Arc. Our Arrow Avoidance Protection will make all long-range attacks ineffective."
From the voice, Bai Piao could clearly hear that the person coming was Cirno. The fact that this fairy came all the way from Gensokyo meant that there was definitely something for him to deal with.
"Don't interrupt. I know you are of the same kind. Do you want to protect your fellow tribesmen who have made mistakes?"
Theresa took off the Judas behind her and waved it twice at Cirno who came to rescue the freeloader, as if to warn Cirno not to interfere in the act of disciplining the students.
"Well, I'm the strongest. I just passed by and saw you bullying your own kind. I'll leave now and won't bother you anymore."
Seeing Theresa carrying Judas weighing several hundred kilograms, Cirno knew that she had come to the wrong place. She couldn't lift that thing at all. Even Marisa, who had set her eyes on this thing, had to give up because of its weight.
"Tsk, you ungrateful fellow, we still have to rely on the Valkyrie Squadron of Destiny."
"You don't have to worry about that. Up to now, the Valkyrie Corps of Destiny is no longer under your command. You can probably be described as a bishop in name only."
When Youlandel heard Bai Piao mention the Valkyrie Army of Destiny, she told Bai Piao this fact. Considering that he was a naughty boy and his IQ was even lower than that of people in the mental hospital, the best way was to deprive this fairy of her power.
Of course, nothing would happen even if it was not fictional, but doing so could prevent someone from suddenly having a brainwave and commanding the Valkyrie troops to go to other worlds to rob and loot, which would damage the image of Tianming.
"Do you listen to her or me?"
Bai Zao set his sights on Susanna, the only member of the Destiny Valkyrie Corps.
"I'll listen to the captain and the others. Your Excellency, what do you say this time? I can't comment."
Susanna looked around at the people around her and decided to speak like this.
After all, there is really nothing else to say if she doesn't say so. Everyone present either has a higher position than her or has a relationship with the freeloader bishop. Even her own captain does not stand on the side of the freeloader bishop. If she supports him, she will become the target of public criticism.
After hearing Susanna say this, Bai Zao also knew that his influence in Tianming was gone, and he was just a leader without any troops.
"Don't be so unhappy. If you want to mobilize the Valkyrie troops, it's fine, but you need to discuss it with us. Otherwise, if you use the Valkyrie troops to rob and loot, it will damage the image of Tianming."
As Cecilia spoke, she picked up the red gun and cut the net bag directly. Then she stuck the gun into the ground and walked over to take the white guy out of the net bag and held him in her arms.
"Wouldn't it be better for you to be a good boy like now? You have to stir up trouble everywhere and do whatever you want when you get excited. Do you know how much trouble it is to clean up your mess?"
Cecilia spoke earnestly to the stubborn elf, but she knew that it was completely useless to say so, because trouble would arise sooner or later anyway.
"Tsk, I just got here and saw you guys talking about love."
The image of Romani Achman appeared in front of everyone.
"How did you get the communication here?"
Logically speaking, Romani Achman's communications could not be used across the world. It is already amazing that they could be used across time in human history, but this time it is a bit ridiculous to be used across the world.
"Of course it was our Tianming's technology that helped the doctor do it. What else do you think?"
Cecilia told Baizao that although the technology of Destiny and the technology of Chaldea are two different paths, it does not mean that they cannot absorb and learn from each other.
As long as it can provide inspiration, it's always better than standing still.
"Tsk, what's the matter with you coming here this time?"
As the saying goes, one does not visit someone for no reason. Since Romani appeared here, it means that there is something to be announced to her. Otherwise, a rash visit is not something this doctor who likes to slack off would do.
"It's like this. We have located the next Holy Grail, but we currently have no way of knowing when it will be, so we are here to inform you to be prepared."
Romani Achiman answered directly after hearing the question.
"You located Rome, right? But you don't know the exact era of Rome. If that's the case, I suggest you locate the exact time when the Holy Grail appeared from the era of Nero."
"Really? I'll try it right now."
Upon hearing Baichao's suggestion, Romani Achiman immediately began to expand the scope from the entire Roman era to the Nero era in the Roman period, and began to locate the location where the Holy Grail appeared in Nero's era. This reminder shortened the search to the extreme.
"Tsk, I should also..."
"What should I do?"
Just when he was about to fly away, he found that Cecilia was holding him tightly and was not going to let go.
"Nothing, just preparing some food, and then telling Mashu that a mission is coming, and then... should we eat and drink?"
At the end, I don’t know what to say, so I just use the phrase “eat when you should eat and drink when you should drink” to describe it.
"That kid is fighting Kevin again, but it's not the Kevin from Paradise. It's the Kevin from the World Serpent."
Cecilia told Freeloader Mashu about the situation. Mashu is now training harder than ever before. Even if she is not as strong as her Master, she still wants to be qualified to fight alongside her Master.
"You could have just put down the shield and stayed in Chaldea to eat chips, drink Coke, and eat instant noodles. But you had to pick up the shield and join the battle."
"Ouch!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Yulandel slapped Baizao on the head. If Mashu heard such words, it would be a huge blow to someone like Mashu who urgently needed to become stronger to protect her master.
Therefore, he would just give Baizao a head slap and stop her from continuing.
"I'm immune to pain, why would I have to groan?"
"It's a conditioned reflex. Why else could it be?"
Susanna spread her hands and said with a bored look on her face.
"Tsk, you need to change from now on. You haven't changed the bad habits you had when you were a human yet?"
This kind of conditioned reflex behavior is not a good behavior for a freeloader who transformed from a human into a fairy. It is a remembrance of the old evil power and is something that is absolutely not allowed to exist.
"I think it's good. At least you haven't completely abandoned your human side. Otherwise, you'd be like a fairy in paradise, which would be very boring."
The petals floated by, and Merlin's figure appeared in front of Bai Piao.
"You old man, why didn't you leave?"
"I left and came back again. After all, who can resist being with a beautiful girl?"
Merlin stroked his beard, imitating the old man's movements.
"Then aren't you afraid of being sealed in stone by a beautiful woman again?"
There are many legends about Merlin in history. The most popular one is that he was sealed in a stone. He could not get out and died of starvation and thirst in the stone due to lack of water and food.
But the Merlin in front of him is alive, so this statement can be discarded directly. The only other statement that fits the statement is that Merlin despaired of the woman he loved, and then returned to Avalon and never set foot in the outside world again.
"You seem to be the only one here who can seal me in stone, right?"
Although he said this, Merlin looked Bai Zao up and down, and it was obvious that he had some bad intentions in his mind.
"Do you want to be a human again and experience human life?"
"boom!"
Just as he finished speaking, there was a burst of gunfire and Merlin's head was shattered. His body turned into petals and disappeared in front of everyone.
"Are you so resistant? It's not easy for me to come once!"
"None of my business!"
He threw the gun in his hand casually, then clapped his hands. After the shot, he felt much better. All the suffering he had endured from Cecilia was transferred to Merlin with the gunshot.
"Let's go and see what's going on over there with Mashu."
This time, Cecilia did not hold Bai Piao tightly but let go of her the moment she flew up, allowing her fairy daughter to spread her wings freely and fly high to find the person she was looking for.
"Just let her go like that?"
Kiana came over while eating potato chips. She also heard roughly what was said just now, but the general meaning was just like that, especially when Merlin was shot.
It can be said that Merlin has been shot in the head countless times. People were very worried at the beginning, but now everyone has become accustomed to it. Everyone knows that those who come here are Merlin's clones, and if they die, they die. As long as the original body is fine, there will be as many clones as needed.
"Yeah, what else do you want? She is a fairy, so there are some things that cannot be taught by humans. Besides, fairies are rare, and with their personalities, it's already great that she can get along with us and communicate normally."
She was very concerned about the freeloader, but the child just didn't appreciate it. All day long, he either did something impulsive or did something stupid. He might even get into bigger trouble because of his willfulness and lack of consideration.
"Where's my daughter? Dad, I'm here to settle accounts with you."
Siegfried arrived at the scene angrily, holding the broken Holy Fire Judge. The belt that had been cut off had been replaced with another one, but the patch on the pants could still be seen.
After all, although the sword cut off the belt, it also cut the pants. So after changing the belt, since I couldn't find replacement pants, I could only sew it up temporarily with needle and thread and continue wearing it.
"Lord Siegfried, your pants......"
"My daughter stabbed me with a knife, and I didn't even react at the time."
After saying this, Qiqi spread his hands, his face full of innocence. After all, cutting the belt before cutting someone, is this something a human can think of? Is this something a human can do? But thinking about it carefully, Baipao is really not a human. No human has a pair of wings and pointed ears.
"I forgot one thing. Can you return my class card to me?"
Not long after he left, Baizao flew back and asked for the Class Card, but was interrupted by Siegfried.
"You've come just in time. Let me show you..."
"Look at your crotch? Is your crotch that good looking? Be careful, the next knife I cut won't be your belt, but your third leg. I don't mind having another male mother~"
After saying this, Siegfried covered his crotch with one hand, and pointed the broken Skyfire Greatsword at Baicao with the other hand.
"If you cut me with this knife, there will be no way for me to have a brother or sister in the future."
Siegfried yelled! Obviously, he was a little afraid of taking advantage of this child and would really cut her third leg.
"Why do I need a sister and a brother? I can just give birth to a daughter with my mother. Don't underestimate the power of us fairies, especially fairies like me who were born from the world. Even a man can get pregnant and give birth to a baby with just a thought."
These words shocked everyone present!
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