Fairy Journey, Starting from Collapse

Anna said unhappily after washing her hands and sitting down.

Chapter 187 Anna: First, hit it, then blast it out

"Also, next time you are forbidden to go to a brothel, or I will kick you out."

Bai Zao remembered that Merlin often went to this place in the game, so he gave this order directly to Merlin.

"How did you know that?!"

Merlin looked horrified because he had never told Anna, Baipao, or anyone else about going to the brothel!

"I'm not stupid. You've been sneaking around all day. How could I not know if I could use the invisible protection to secretly follow you?"

In fact, Baizao had never seen Merlin go to a brothel. He just saw Merlin go to the brothel in Uruk and have a good time in the game, so he said this.

In Uruk, this place for men's happiness and entertainment naturally existed, but the consumption was very high, and the reason why Merlin could go there was because his salary was paid by King Gilgamesh.

Therefore, Merlin is not short of money, and he can even go there every few days and stay for a long time each time.

If he has a wife in the future, I'm afraid he will put a hat on his wife every day, and his wife won't even know that Merlin is putting a hat on her.

"Without going to a brothel, life would be meaningless!"

Merlin was crying and holding his head in his hands, as if he had suffered a huge blow, because Bai Zao's attack had directly hit his weak spot.

"If he goes to a brothel, I suggest you fuck him first and then kick him out."

Anna's eyes were fixed between Merlin's legs. Her eyes were like sickles, making Merlin subconsciously clamp his legs together, fearing that he would be stabbed by Anna in the next second.

"Fufu! Fufu!"

When Anna said that Merlin would be beaten and kicked out if he went to the brothel again, Fu Fu appeared at this time and shouted in agreement.

Fu Fu also holds a grudge against Merlin because of what he did. Now that she has the chance, she will naturally take revenge on Merlin.

"You evil beast! I've raised you for so many years, and this is how you repay me?!"

Merlin pointed at Cathy Palug and shouted. He worked so hard to adopt Cathy Palug and took care of Fu Fu every day, and this is how he repays her? !

"Fufu! Fufu! (You deserve it. Who told you to sell me out?)"

After Fu Fu finished speaking, she bared her teeth at Merlin, as if she had some deep hatred for Merlin.

But it is also true that if Merlin could be nicer to Fu Fu, Fu Fu would not have such a strong hatred towards Merlin.

"I haven't seen Fu Fu for a while, what have you been doing?"

Anna reached out and touched Fu Fu's ears, because Fu Fu sometimes appeared and sometimes disappeared, and she had no idea what Fu Fu was doing.

When she disappeared, Fu Fu's presence was completely undetectable, so as long as Fu Fu disappeared, it would be difficult for anyone to even notice it. Only when she appeared would people notice Fu Fu's presence.

"During the time Cathy Palug disappeared, she was, of course, eating her dreams. After all, someone's dreams are pretty exciting."

During the time when Fu Fu disappeared, she had been having dreams about freeloading. In these dreams, she had many good experiences, but also some very bad experiences.

It was precisely because she had experienced the dream of getting something for free that Fu Fu woke up.

"Fufu! Fufu!"

While Merlin was speaking, Fu Fu was making some noises while rubbing her little head against Bai Zao's face. The two little guys rubbing against each other was very pleasing to the eye.

"Let's put Fu Fu's matter aside for now."

"Fufu! Fufu!"

After Gilgamesh finished speaking, Fufu disappeared from everyone's sight and no one knew where she went.

"What are you doing?"

After finally getting intimate with Fufu, I didn't expect that Gilgamesh would say it back with just one sentence, without me even noticing.

"I have a mission for you. Go to Uru City and investigate what happened there. If you satisfy me, I would consider entrusting the treasure to you for safekeeping after the battle."

As if he suddenly thought of something, Gilgamesh's expression was no longer happy, but serious, although still a little happy.

"For Uruk, this fairy has no choice but to accept this mission!"

After hearing Gilgamesh's words, Bai Zao readily accepted the task, because the key point of the task was Wang Cai, the treasure that possessed the prototypes of all the treasures.

"You promised me that it would be so straightforward. Why did you reject it so directly?"

Merlin acted puzzled, as if he didn't understand why this happened. Unfortunately, Merlin's pretense could only fool others but not himself.

"You want me to be a savior, a hero who saves humanity. But how can I really do such a laborious and unpleasant thing? I'm just a tool. I won't do it."

There was no way that Freeloader would accept Merlin's proposal, so he just had to complete the transaction in this world, take the Holy Grail along with the King's treasure and the treasure left in this world, save this world and leave.

"I'll go get a few drinks."

After saying that, Bai Piao went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and got a few cans of drinks.

"Well, even if you say so, fate has already entangled us."

Even if Baicao rejects Merlin, the future goblin will still embark on the journey of saving the world because of the entangled fate, because the fate was already determined when the goblin was born.

Therefore, Merlin is not in a hurry about these things. As long as the time is right, he will be dragged into the action of saving humanity by fate sooner or later.

"I feel like there is a shocking conspiracy here."

Musashibo Benkei said this in a low voice so that the freeloaders who were going to get drinks wouldn't hear it.

"Yes, but this is not something we can do."

In Ushiwakamaru's view, they, the servants, were summoned to this world to assist humans in fighting against monsters, thereby preventing human principles from being burned and the entire human history from being destroyed.

As for what choice this fairy will make in the future, it is not something that servants like them can control.

"One for each!"

At this time, Bai Zao came over with a few cans of Coke and threw all the Coke to everyone.

"oh!!!"

When Anna saw Coke, her eyes lit up, because it was sweet and delicious!

"After drinking wine, drink Coke, it feels so good!"

Leonidas drank the wine in the glass, then pulled the ring of the Coke and drank it all, then tilted his head back and burped loudly.

"No way, there is such an operation?"

This is the first time I've seen someone drink Coke so fast for free, because if the burp can't be relieved, the stomach will feel very uncomfortable.

Chapter 188: Freebie: Take a Hummer

"Tomorrow is the first mission."

Leaning against the window and looking out, although it was already late at night in Uruk, the roar of monsters could still be heard faintly.

Although due to the distance, the sound transmitted to Bai Piao's ears has become very small, but the fairy's hearing is different from that of ordinary people, and can easily hear this tiny sound.

"Master, aren't you going to sleep yet?"

After taking a bath, Anna walked into the room wrapped in a bath towel. Normally, Anna could only take a bath in a wooden tub, enjoying the shower and bathtub as well as various toiletries, which were not things that other servants could enjoy.

"I'll go to bed soon."

Close the windows, draw the curtains, lock the doors and windows, and the clothes on the prostitute's body will turn into fluorescent light and disappear.

The smooth and naked body was wrapped up by a ball of steaming water, which made the white bitch squirm. Then it dispersed and disappeared on its own, without even a drop of water stain left.

"Showering like this is much faster than going into the bathroom!"

After saying that, he went to bed, covered himself with the quilt, and lay on the bed looking at Anna, as if asking Anna why she hadn't gone to bed yet.

"Is there any way to fold your wings?"

Anna had already discovered that Baichao would not fold his wings when he slept, so every time he slept, he would sleep on his side.

"I can't help it. My wings are a bit in the way, but I can't fold them up. So I either sleep on my side or lying down. It's OK, but because of the wings, I can't turn over in my sleep."

Looking at the wings behind him, Bai Zao was very helpless, but the problem was not big, so Bai Zao had already gotten used to it.

"Ok."

After hearing what Bai Zao said, Anna also knew that Bai Zao’s wings might not be folded up and could only be exposed like this.

Because of this pair of wings, I am afraid that no matter who sees it, they will first think of it as an elf or a fairy.

"Go to sleep, go to sleep, I have to go on a mission tomorrow, this is my first mission."

After stretching on the bed, Bai Piao covered himself with the quilt, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Because you sleep naked, the soft quilt is in close contact with your body and the temperature in the quilt can spread quickly, so you can sleep extra comfortably.

"On a hot day, I turn on the air conditioner and cover myself with a blanket..."

Anna shook her head, untied the towel and put it on the shelf next to her, then got into bed and hugged Baicao in her arms. At the same time, she took out her sickle and put it next to the bed to prevent someone from sneaking in and picking it up to kill the other person.

The next morning, Bai Zao woke up naturally. Since coming to this world, he had woken up very early and on time every time, and slept very comfortably. He never felt groggy after waking up and wanted to sleep again.

She crawled out of the quilt, and with a flash of white light on her body, the originally naked freeloader was now wearing a white dress and the little loli's signature bloomers.

“Eat fish…..eat fish…..eat fish….”

The first thing I do after getting up is to wash, cook and then eat fish. Only fish can be considered as a meal, and everything else can only be considered as side dishes.

"Wait, why is there a sickle?"

Before she walked out of the room, Bai Zao noticed Anna's sickle of immortality placed next to the bed. Before going to bed last night, she didn't remember Anna taking out the sickle and placing it next to the bed before going to sleep.

"Forget it, maybe I forgot to take it back."

After leaving these words, Bai Piao unlocked the door, then went to the living room and went straight to the kitchen, because if he remembered correctly, there should be a fish in the refrigerator.

"Heat it up in the microwave first."

While heating the fish in the microwave, Bai Zao also took out a few frozen cooked buns and threw them into the rice cooker as food for Merlin, Anna and Fu Fu.

"I~"

The fragrance from the kitchen made Anna open her eyes and get up from the bed. Then she put away her sickle and, like Bai Zao, used her own power to create a set of clothes and put them on, then walked out of the room.

"Fufu, come out to eat."

Holding a small plate and putting a bun on it, Bai Piao called Fu Fu and asked the little girl to come out for breakfast.

"Fufu!"

As Bai Zao finished his words, Fu Fu appeared from behind Bai Zao's neck, then landed on the table, sniffed the bun in the small plate, and took a bite.

After making sure there was no problem, he started to eat the buns.

"You've already prepared dinner just after you got up? Not bad!"

Merlin got up from the bed at this time, sat down on the sofa, picked up a bun and started eating.

"I didn't even cook. I just heated up the food and it was ready to eat. If I cooked, you would all have to eat black scorched earth tonight."

Cooking is an art, but Baizao is naturally not good at it. Even though she used to be a corporate slave, she still can't cook.

Because the working hours are too long, I have no chance to learn how to cook, so I can only eat ready-made food such as takeout.

The second thing is to buy some heated foods, or you can eat them directly after heating them.

"Everyone understands today's mission, right?"

While eating, Bai Zao told the objective of last night's mission, because the mission given by Gilgamesh was to investigate the abnormality of Uru.

"I understand. So how are you going to get there? Are you going to drive or walk?"

Freeloaders have prepared vehicles, tanks, and even helicopters for the soldiers of Uruk, and Merlin has also trained the soldiers through dreams, so the soldiers can drive these things skillfully as long as they wake up.

“Go in a Hummer.”

Since there were only three of them, one Hummer was enough for Merlin, Freeloader, and Anna.

"Hummer? Is it a kind of horse-drawn carriage, or..."

When Anna heard that they were going to make a Hummer, the first thing she thought of was a horse-drawn carriage, because the name contained the words "horse" and "carriage", so naturally she thought of a horse-drawn carriage first.

"The Hummer is a vehicle that is much faster than an armored vehicle. Its disadvantage is that its armor is too thin and cannot stop the claws and fangs of monsters."