Something's wrong, they're not NPCs?

The eldest brother said that we can’t make a promise outside, but we can do it in the car. Although it is only a very basic agreement, I am still very happy.

I don’t watch Animal World anymore.

Looking at animals, I understand the meaning of all their activities.

But animals don't help me understand people better and understand my big brother's behavior.

Human programs are very complicated. It is difficult to barely know what the people are doing in one scene, but everything changes when switching to another scene in the next second.

I feel stupid.

'It's already amazing that you can practice calligraphy so well so quickly. '

I decided to start with a small thing.

A 'food' show focused on people.

Vegetables, sliced ​​meat.

The eldest brother cuts vegetables very quickly. And each piece is quite neat.

I tried to hone my cooking skills while my elder brother was away.

Occasionally my fingers would be cut with a kitchen knife. But for me, this kind of injury is a daily occurrence. Just put it in your mouth and suck it for a while.

The hardest part is the taste.

I'm not sure what constitutes delicious food for my eldest brother. Because everything he eats tastes bad to me.

Does the fact that it tastes worse and worse proves that it actually tastes better and better?

'It's not necessary, after all, your taste is different from mine. '

I do not want it.

People on TV say that if you eat with important people, the food will taste much better.

If I had become more human, I should be able to be as happy eating terrible food as the people on TV.

and.

It took a long time to make something. Even though my elder brother ate it, he said it was very good. But I'm not a fool, and the food I buy is completely different from what I cook.

I hate this.

12 month 7 day.

'vomit. '

I vomited.

From eating too much human food that I had never eaten before. Just so that I can eat the same food as my big brother.

'Still insisting? '

'It's hard to have a different taste. '

'You see, even if I take a bite of raw meat I feel like vomiting. '

'...'

No.

The taste is different.

Can I make food that my big brother can eat and that I can eat as well, so that it’s neutral?

12 month 8 day.

'sure. '

'Really? '

very happy.

Although I couldn't find a taste that was both delicious to my brother and acceptable to me.

But I discovered there was another way to keep myself from throwing up.

'What quirk? '

'Just eat your food. I won't leave any food, and neither should you. You must not deliberately not eat the food you are supposed to eat.'

'Otherwise, the little leather drum will be beaten. '

Why?

This is a way to neutralize food that I finally found. As long as I eat part of the food that my elder brother has eaten, I can feel the good mood of eating together as people on TV say. It no longer feels hard to swallow.

Except for the good food.

I am also paying attention to human reproduction programs. My eldest brother didn't allow me to watch it, so I chose to watch it secretly after my eldest brother fell asleep.

Observe the movements and reactions of the female humans inside.

It's really weird compared to animals.

The strength and status of a man called a 'repairman' is completely different from that of a woman who lives in such a large lair. But they will also carry out reproductive activities.

I gradually understood. Humans are not identical to animals and do not reproduce for the sake of reproduction. It is a kind of entertainment activity.

'You really watched it secretly while I was sleeping, right? '

'...'

When I imitated the female humans on TV and made the same movements, I never thought of asking an older brother for help, like cleaning my skin.

Is this also an agreement?

Also, it feels good.

'I have to leave here. Those guys are getting angry and are offering a 500 million yuan reward for you nationwide.'

I also learned how to use a gun.

Very simple.

My strength, speed...all increased after that period.

Don't want to be left alone in the house.

So I studied hard and wanted to act together with my big brother.

12 month 13 day.

Got a lot of money again.

I used to always rely on my speed and the fact that people have poor vision and reduced reaction speed at night to find what I wanted.

Now I understand that people are very weak without the things they make and without weapons.

But why did the elder brother put the socks that I wrapped on my feet on my head? I also wrapped them, and it was very stuffy.

He said he wanted to rob the rich and help the poor, and specifically target bad guys.

I don't understand what you mean either.

I just feel very happy walking together in the night.

"Money! Give it to me!"

There are always people who are not afraid of me. Instead, they stare at me with strange eyes and wait until the big brother comes out before giving me money obediently.

"I'll give you everything, what kind of service can I get? Your voice is so cute... If your face is cute, I'll give you 10,000 yen. A new type of cosplay to attract customers?"

And there were strange humans who seemed to be interested in me.

I didn't provide any service. I just wanted to take his wallet. If he didn't give it to me, I would use my fist. The elder brother said that he was a bad person because he had just spit on the ground.

My mood remained unchanged, but seeing that he still hadn't taken out his wallet, I planned to use force.

But the older brother seemed very angry and beat the other person up before I could.

I felt an indescribable emotion from it.

My older brother seemed to think of me as belonging only to him.

"Xiaoye, I just want to make a promise with my big brother. I don't want anything else."

After saying this, the older brother's body temperature rose, just like mine.

I learned to use a computer.

Know the Internet.

I found out that the agreement was not what my elder brother said. Contracts, verbal agreements are not valid, legal effects... It's very complicated.

There is still a lot to learn.

I have never seen the sea, nor have I left that city.

"Xiaoye, you want to marry Big Brother."

'? '

The older brother must be very surprised.

whee.

I don’t actually need too much sleep. I can even continue to do minimal activities while hibernating to reduce the risk of survival.

So, many times I was learning things on the Internet after falling asleep.

Husband and wife is a new status created after a person gets married. And usually, people are considered husband and wife only after they hold an event called a "wedding" and receive a certificate.

The 'husband and wife' that my elder brother and I talked about lacked this step.

'Then, I will be your legal wife. Xiaoye, I want to be your legal wife.'

What happened to big brother?

Suddenly made a promise with me.

Ok.

Human language is also worth learning in depth, as long as you can master it better. Big brother will like me more and make an appointment.

Ordinary people no longer care what the agreement is.

Anyway, for me. A promise is a promise, as long as it exists, Big Brother will always be there. I also need to learn various movements of reproduction, massage, my own aesthetics, and operate weapons more skillfully...

I can only catch mice and find food. That's not good enough. I can only feel satisfied if I can repay my big brother in many ways.

I really like feet.

Now I no longer need my older brother to tell me how to do something. I have seen other people do it on TV.

Is that all for today?

of course not.

I also knew that I could pretend to resist. This seemed to motivate the older brother to keep his promise even more.

"Are you ready, brother?"

Then, if you say this again, the older brother will perk up.

But I also know that making too many promises will make Big Brother very tired.

But if the older brother can do it, I can help him do it. Making a promise will only make the older brother tired, not hurt. Then it's okay.

I will be a very good wife. A wife that will satisfy my elder brother in every aspect.

12 month 15 day.

Inside this thing called a boat.

Many people were crowded together. The older brother spent more money to have private space.

However, things did not develop as the eldest brother expected, and something went wrong halfway.

'Take out all the money.'

"Oh? This girl looks pretty young."

'...'

I knew that the elder brother was angry and ready to attack.