"what?"
"Xiaoye, you are fertile."
"Ah? You mean..."
"Yes! This is the true fertility of humans. After drinking a lot of potions, my body improved a lot. Xiaoye doesn't know if it's because she has always wanted to have children, or if her body just develops like this."
"Although the chance is very small, as long as you persist, there is a chance of pregnancy."
"Wait a minute... Doesn't that mean that every time after that time is possible?"
"Ok!"
She smiled happily.
"……Yeah?"
It doesn’t matter.
Now I have Avril as my daughter. I won't abandon her just because I have a new one. She can already act like a spoiled child to me as her father, which is like opening her heart.
In other words, do we have to make the NPC pregnant before the mission is completed?
Isn't there some weird achievement like 'Pregnancy Master'?
In reality, if you do this to Xia Ye, how far will the relationship develop?
It's been less than a year.
"Dad... why do you look like a vampire? You have such dark circles under your eyes."
"Stayed up late."
"You're not as physically fit as mom, and you like to stay up late. I feel ashamed to tell anyone. Mrs. Messer invites us to her house today. Can you still go?"
"Why not?"
"...Do you need mom's support when you walk? Why don't dad just lie down at home and mom and I can go."
"Mind your own business, kid."
Chapter 82 The Second Anniversary and Countdown
2013 years.
1 month 26 day.
Su Ming suggested that the whole family go skiing together.
Not far away, the Whistler ski resort in Canada is a great place.
"No, stop playing!"
"Dad is a big idiot!"
"..."
Although Avril's face turned pale with fright, she punched her chest wildly with her fists.
But Su Ming really couldn't help laughing.
So funny!
I still remember my first skiing experience two years ago. My face was as pale as hers and I couldn’t even stand steadily.
1 month 27 day.
parachute.
"Dad, if you dare to push me down, I will hate you forever!"
"This is to broaden your horizons. How do you become excellent? You have to start from the starting line."
“Stop, stop it——Ahhhhh!!!”
"..."
"I, I hate you guys!!!"
Let’s not talk about summer nights.
After enjoying skydiving a few times, Su Ming got used to it. So when Avril was so scared that she vomited colorful rainbows in the air, it made sense for him to kiss Xia Ye and squeeze Avril in the middle to take a family photo.
"This is a ghost's family portrait!"
“Retake!”
In the end, the filming was re-done despite Avril's strong protest.
1 month 29 day.
Let Avril choose where she wants to go, and choose from all over the world. Except for the Snow Country.
The borders of the Snow Country are too strict, and money doesn't work. Don't bother.
"Not fun."
“It’s completely different from what’s on YouTube.”
“It’s better to ski.”
It was Avril who made the long journey to Finland to see the Northern Lights, and now she is the first one to get tired of it.
That is why it is better for children to stay away from the Internet and not listen to rumors.
2 month 2 day.
Avril started school.
Just after the opening ceremony, Su Ming received a call asking him to go to the school for a talk.
"Although the motive is good."
"But in order to protect others, he broke a bone. It was too heavy a blow."
The teacher calmly explained what had happened.
The reason was that during the opening ceremony, a few boys played bad games on Avril's friends, and Avril certainly didn't tolerate it.
She didn't learn any skills, but her improving physical fitness allowed her to easily defeat boys who were a head taller than her.
It seems that my sports performance has improved from the last place to the top since the end of last year.
"I'm sorry, Dad."
"But I just...can't stand them bullying others."
Avril lowered her head, feeling a little nervous. She had never gotten into trouble before.
"fine."
Su Ming stroked her hair and said, "I didn't say that you did something wrong. I just wanted to criticize you for not doing it well enough. I would be smarter if I were you."
"clever?"
Avril raised her face.
"Let them know it was me, but there's no evidence. For example, wear silk or a mask on their heads, find a chance to put a sack on them in the dark of night, beat them up or put some frogs or mice in the sack. Do you understand? The fingerprints must be wiped clean, DNA technology will be very advanced in the future, and we have to avoid the case being overturned in a dozen years. Well, this will be perfect."
"Strategy?"
Avril thought for a moment, clenched her fists as if opening a new path, "Yes! Dad is right! Next time they dare to do this, I will do this!"
Then he paused, and suddenly froze again.
"But I'm only 8 years old! Dad, why did you teach me to put my classmates in sacks and put frogs in them?! Although they are hateful, the extent of their pranks is not to the point of leaving a lifelong shadow!"
"Right, I just want you to realize it yourself. As expected of my daughter, you immediately figured out the correct truth after I gave you a few pointers."
"Comprehension... what a head! Mom! Don't you have anything to say about this?"
"..."
Xia Ye, who was busy making pizza, turned around and smiled, "Avril, you are very insightful."
As if she felt that what she said was too little, she raised her little fist again and said, "Come on. Mom is rooting for you."
Although both of her parents are a little weird, it doesn't stop Avril from liking this family very much.
night.
"I am a daughter!"
"I also want to act like a spoiled child and sleep together sometimes!"
"..."
Slept soundly in the middle of the night.
Avril suddenly found herself in Su Ming's arms and was being carried to the room downstairs.
"……dad?"
She rubbed her eyes dazedly, her mind still a little unclear.
"It's okay, you are sleepwalking now."
"..."
"You're sleepwalking back to your room."
"..."
"Do you think I'm a fool?! Who would sleepwalk like this?"
annoying.
Can't we just sleep together as a family?
"Definitely next time."
2 month 23 day.
Wendy is here.
Avril admired this big sister killer who looked really cool in her leather jacket and high-top combat boots, just as Su Ming said.
"Huhu, my best record."
"Come closer... I'll tell you quietly."
"Do you know Bin Laden?"
"Do you know the most powerful drug lord in the Golden Triangle?"
"..."
"I've been to all those places. Last time, I met a strong enemy. We developed a mutual understanding as we fought... She is an agent from KGB."
It was a little better before I drank.
After drinking, he can't control his mouth and starts bragging.
"Does Barrett know?"
"Big sister, I can shoot down dozens of planes with one hand with that kind of thing with strong recoil!"
"..."
"Well, I think I heard dad say that he did that before... My elder sister was so scared that she peed her pants."
"Nonsense! I was scared to death for a while and then I was ready to die. I shot down dozens of planes, your father shot down a hundred or so, and your mother shot down... hundreds of planes anyway."
"..."
Avril's mouth twitched.
Are they going to fight Godzilla? There are hundreds of planes at any time.
"Sister Wendy, are my dad and mom... really that powerful?"
"Of course. They are the most talented, weirdest, and most powerful combination I have ever seen."
"Then why did you choose me as your daughter?"
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