Moonlight team, are you awake?

Hearing the sound of me getting up in the dream, Taganula reluctantly opened his minus eyes and climbed up.

"How did I get here?" I could no longer remember what happened after I launched the photon ice blade.

Taganula looked at the monster translator on the ground, and then a translated voice came out of it: "After killing the monster, I found you lying on the ground in human form. I guessed that your identity should not be discovered by others, so I sneaked underground and brought you here before you were discovered by humans."

Hearing this, I couldn't help but praise him: "Brother Tazi, I didn't expect you to be so smart."

He really couldn't be discovered. Not to mention his identity as Gaia, he was supposed to be in the fighter plane to coordinate, but he suddenly appeared unconscious on the battlefield with Bazanga, and the fighter plane was still safe and sound. He couldn't explain this clearly.

"How long have I been unconscious?" I asked in my dream.

"It's a short time."

"It should still be in time." I took out the communicator and sent a message to the fighter's AI: "Has the headquarters noticed that I'm missing?"

The AI ​​immediately replied: "No, I applied to the headquarters to stay on site on the grounds of 'surveying the site'. You just need to go there later to make your presence known."

"AI-san is so reliable." I gave him a thumbs up.

He stood up, brushed off the dirt on his body, and waved goodbye to Taganula: "I'm leaving first. Keep in touch."

"Goodbye." Taganula waved his hand, then lay down and continued to sleep.

I dreamed of transforming into Gaia and secretly flew back to the scene. At this time, the aftermath handling troops were holding their noses and cleaning up Bazanga's body.

Ordinary earth monsters are not so bad, their corpses are just some pieces of meat. To clean up these things, you basically just need to collect certain samples, and the rest can be packed and loaded into trucks for centralized incineration.

Cosmic monsters are more difficult to deal with because they often carry some cosmic bacteria, viruses, and even parasites in their bodies.

In the past few years when we had no experience, many people who were dealing with the aftermath were attacked by parasites in the bodies of space monsters. Fortunately, in order to prevent the monsters from resurrecting, armed forces were usually left at the scene, so no serious casualties were caused.

The most difficult thing to deal with is the remains of these biological weapons, because these things most likely contain some harmful substances. When the designers decided to make them into biological weapons, they had already considered the problems after they were blown up. The remains of these biological weapons either carry strong pollutants or will decompose into a large amount of toxic and harmful gases, and some even carry a large amount of alien viruses.

Bajanjia's body is relatively easy to deal with. It is only poisonous itself and does not carry any viruses or anything like that. It just needs to be sealed and destroyed in a centralized manner.

I dreamt that I sneaked to the scene and pretended that I was examining the remains of a monster. After getting familiar with the place, I prepared to fly my fighter plane back to the base.

Just as I was about to leave, I suddenly noticed that there was a girl at the scene who was not wearing protective clothing. She was fiddling with an instrument similar to a mobile phone, and it looked like she was doing a live broadcast.

How could this be possible? Before I could complain about how the maintenance team cleared the scene, Imeng grabbed a protective mask from the box next to him, rushed over in two steps, and slammed it on the girl's face without saying anything.

“Huh?! Mmmmm!!!” The girl stared at Wo Meng with her eyes wide open, trying to stammer and say something, but her mouth was covered too tightly, and she was dragged by Wo Meng outside the blockade line.

When we got outside the cordon, we were within the safe range for the on-site evaluation. I breathed a sigh of relief and then lectured her in a tone of disappointment: "How did you sneak in? Didn't the TV station tell us that the scene was dangerous? What if you get exposed to toxic or hazardous substances? What will happen to your family? Young people must learn to be responsible for their own safety!!"

The girl curled her lips and said, "With just the toxicity of Bajanjia, what's there to be afraid of?"

"'This little' toxicity? You said it was light, you...wait, how do you know it's called 'Bazanjia'?" I was suddenly confused.

The girl rolled her eyes at him, then pointed at the scene and said, "You are the giant just now, right? Didn't you notice that the people at the scene couldn't see me at all?"

Only then did I realize that it was not the fault of the on-site staff who failed to clear the area, but that this girl was not an ordinary person at all.

He quickly took two steps back, pulled out his pistol and pointed it at her, and asked sternly: "Who are you? A spaceman? Or someone from another dimension?"

The girl waved her hand: "Don't be nervous, I'm just here to broadcast live on Earth."

"Start...live broadcast??"

"Yes." The girl pointed at the instrument she had just picked up and said, "A planet as unlucky as your Earth is very rare in the entire universe. As the saying goes, things are precious because they are rare. Everyone wants to see the process of this planet's demise."

"So our Earth is already so famous..." I wiped the cold sweat off my forehead.

"Well, the Kirieloids who had been lurking here for thousands of years fled a while ago. Although they said, 'Our great God Kirieloid has abandoned this place,' everyone knows that this place is doomed to fail. Only a fool would stay here."

The super ancient monsters are resurrected, the Sphia life forms are invading, the Destruction Summoning Body appears, and plus a V99 whose exact composition is unknown, who wouldn’t say “You’re done” when seeing this?

I Meng seemed relieved when he heard this and said, "So, there won't be any more alien invasions?"

"Who had his brain kicked by Red King to invade a place like this?" The girl complained, "You're offering the ball now but no one wants it."

“Uh uh…” Although I was very unhappy about being criticized, Meng couldn’t find any point to refute because what she said made so damn sense.

He could only change the subject: "So which planet are you from?"

"I am a beautiful girl from the planet Gachi~" the girl said while showing the bird head that is unique to the people of Gachi.

"Oh, Gatsi, so you are good at playing clones?"

"Hey~" the girl smiled awkwardly.

"What does hey mean?" I looked at him thoughtfully, "You just said that other people in the universe are ready to run away, why are you so desperate that you still stay on Earth to broadcast live?"

"Because I am brave." The Gachi girl puffed out her chest proudly.

"Tsk, you Gatsi alien who can't even use the clone technique, I think you are trapped on Earth."

"......"

I never dreamed that his light words would cause the girl opposite me to suddenly purse her lips and tears to well up in her eyes.

"No way, I was right?"

"No way!!" the girl shouted out loudly.

"It's urgent. It's urgent."

"No!" Her reaction was clearly a breakdown.

"I advise you to tell the truth, then I might consider sending you away."

"Really?" She seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw.

"As a giant of light, navigating the universe is a very basic ability, right?" I shrugged. "Is there anyone who can't even navigate the stars?"

"If you keep scolding me!" The girl gritted her teeth in hatred, "If you can travel through space, why don't you run away?"

"You don't understand this. The truly strong ones are those who face challenges head-on." I Meng acted like a hermit: "It's the hell that needs to unfold. I feel excited when I challenge it."

"But you were almost strangled to death by Bajanga just now. With your two tricks, you will be lying on your back when Valaron comes." The girl looked at Meng suspiciously.

“Hehe, that was just a mistake. I’m just starting out now. Believe me, I will become super strong in the future.” I Meng’s eyes were determined as if he was going to do welding.

"Really?" She still didn't believe it.

"If you don't believe me, forget it. Anyway, I am the only one on this earth who has the ability to send you away. Believe it or not." I turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey, hey, wait a minute!" The girl hurriedly grabbed the corner of Wo Meng's clothes: "I believe you, when are you going to send me away?"

"Then it depends on your performance."

"See how I perform?" She took two steps back and crossed her arms in front of her chest: "How...how do you want me to perform?"

The star Gachi is rich in beautiful girls and is very famous in the universe. When she heard what Wo Meng said, she suddenly felt that he seemed to have bad intentions.

"I have no interest in bird-headed people, thank you."

"What do you want?"

"You just said you were broadcasting live, right?" I Meng looked at the device in the girl's hand: "So you have a way to contact other planets?"

"Yeah, I just want to make some money from live streaming, and then hire a life-saving interstellar taxi to pick me up..." she replied weakly.

"Oh?" My eyes lit up: "Is the live broadcast effective?"

“The more reckless the live broadcast is, the better the benefits will be…” She pointed at the alien numbers displayed on the instrument: “I made enough money to buy a spacecraft from that live broadcast just now, but no one is willing to pick me up. They said that if they took me away, no one would do such a reckless live broadcast anymore…”

The more she spoke, the more aggrieved she felt, and her little eyes filled with tears.

"Everyone just wants to watch the fun and enjoy the fun..." I even felt a little sympathetic towards her.

Then, I changed the subject: "If you continue live streaming, can you make a lot of money?"

"That's inevitable, but I don't know if I'll be able to spend it..."

"I want to ask, does the universe support monster trading?"

"Yes, we all have some involvement in this trade... What do you want to do?"

"Nothing. I'm considering cooperating with you. You go live and broadcast, and I protect your life. Then, after you make money, buy me some combat power from outside. I promise to send you away before the earth becomes hopeless. What do you think?"

Chapter 7: My Name is Ga Zi

"You're going to do something big." When Gaci heard Womeng's proposal, he was immediately shocked.

"Don't worry about it. Just tell me whether you want to do it or not."

"Can you really send me away?"

"Do you have any other options?" I Meng directly showed the map of Yan State.

"Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, how could I have run to this damn place in a moment of confusion." Gazi was suddenly filled with tears.

"Okay, I'll do it. I'll do anything. Please do what you say." Gachi took out her cell phone-like device and pressed it. The invisibility effect was immediately lifted. She wiped her tears while speaking the terrible lines.

Gachi's speech happened to be heard by the members of the post-disaster relief team who were passing by. They looked at the weak Gachi, then at Womeng who had the face of a profiteer, and immediately imagined some very late-night adult scenes in their minds.

I looked up without noticing anything, and was met with everyone's looks that looked like trash.

"?"

I thought to myself, could it be that I was too lazy at the scene, so everyone was disappointed in me as a defense team member?

There's no need to look at him like that.

goo~

Gaci pointed to his stomach with an embarrassed look on his face: "I haven't eaten for three days, can you please..."

"Can aliens go without food for three days?"

"Because I'm an alien..." Gaci looked embarrassed.

"How about you start another live broadcast and challenge the record for the longest time without eating?"

"Aliens are human too, bastard!" Gaci angrily swung his fist, inflicting a high damage of -1 on Womeng.

I dreamed and sighed: "Okay, come with me."

He hailed a car on the side of the road and asked the driver to take them to the nearest commercial street for something to eat.

When he heard that there was something to eat, Gaci was immediately very excited, and he hugged Womeng's arm with tears of gratitude: "You are such a nice person, it's so great that I met you, don't worry, I will do everything you ask me to do, don't look at me like this, I actually know a lot of things!"

The driver sitting in the driving seat was silent for a long time. After a long time, he suddenly said to me in my dream, "It's great to be young."

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After getting off the car, I took Gachi into a restaurant on the street, took out a menu and threw it to her, asking her to order whatever she wanted.

Thanks to the original owner, I am still relatively wealthy now, because the original owner had a lot of patent fees.

Gachi didn't bother to be polite with him at all and just pressed Ctrl+A according to the menu.

As soon as they placed the order, the owner came over with a worried look on his face and asked, "Are you sure you want to order so much?"

It's not that the shop owner hasn't seen food that can be eaten. He has seen many big eaters and food bloggers check in at his place. It's not uncommon for one person to eat as much as four or five people. But... Wo Meng and Gachi don't look like they can eat 20 dishes.

I looked up at Gaci and saw that her eyes were burning with determination. She said to him seriously:

"Believe me."

"That's all." I waved to the boss.

It turns out that Gachi was not bragging.

As soon as the boss brought a plate of peanuts for the meal, Gaci took it and drank it directly as if it were water. If you didn't know, you would think that the boss just brought him a small cup of boiled water.

The boss's eyes changed from questioning at first, to shock, and finally to confusion.

The first time he saw someone eat a pork elbow, they just stuffed it into their mouths whole and then took out only the bone.

An hour later, I Meng supported Gachi, whose stomach was bloated, and staggered out of the hotel.

"you......"

Just as I was about to say something, I was interrupted by Gaci's words: "Because I am from outer space."

"Brilliant."

After eating and drinking, I dreamed of a question: "Where do you usually live?"

"Over there." Gachi pointed to the distant overpass.

"Covering a small blanket under the overpass?"

"Oh, yes, yes!" Gaci nodded repeatedly.