Turned into a cat by the system

You can search for "being turned into Maosou novels by the system (www.soxscc.com)" in Baidu to find the latest chapters!"The wishing system is turned on, the first time it is started, self-checking..."

What kind of broken system, thinking you are a window?Also self-test, you want to be able to pick yourself up, I...

The emperor swears halfway through the curse of the second day, and suddenly remembered that what was tied to his body was the wish-making system. If it were to be regarded as a wish, it would be too miserable.

"The self-check is complete, the system is seriously damaged, the internal error is serious, the error CODE: 0X00000N1DAYE0. Skip, go to the next step!"

Fuck, really awesome, I thought you were going to have a blue screen of death, you can skip it, admire it, do you have to press the enter key to skip it?

"Next, scan the host, start..."

"The logic error is serious, the scan is unsuccessful, the system enters the safe mode and starts!"

With a hum, Di Ertian felt that his cat's head suddenly became a lot heavier.

"Hello host, there are still four minutes and fifty-nine seconds before entering sleep mode. If you have any questions, hurry up."

The system's voice is flat and cold, without any emotional ups and downs, typical of a robotic tone.

Your uncle, sleeping again, can you change me back first?

"Sorry, due to a billion-point error in the system binding process, this requirement cannot be met temporarily."

Something wrong?you sure?

"Billion points, sure."

...

I really don’t understand what to do with a broken system. Nancheng has a population of tens of millions, so don’t just do it casually?

Anyway, you are also a system with unlimited capabilities and a super smart wishing system!

"Binding to you is the result of the system's precise calculation and scanning. There can be no mistakes. You are the most suitable candidate. There is no one."

I thank you, thank you eight generations of ancestors, so praised me, and finally tied me into such a ghost?

"I'm sorry again, I just started to learn Nancheng language and customs recently, and I was inaccurate in using words. I still hope Haihan.

It's kind of polite to make Lao Tzu look like a ghost now. Why are you here early?

Wait, learning Nancheng language, feeling you come from another place?

You won't be an alien, damn it!

"This is a long story, let me say it slowly, there are still two minutes and fifty-nine seconds before entering sleep mode, before..."

Once upon a time, your uncle, let’s talk about the important points, and then TM the old Laozi has become the old!

"Uh, to put it simply, the terms used by aliens are still inaccurate. The planet Nancheng is on belongs to a three-dimensional universe. In your theoretical system, E=mc2, as something accelerates and is When the speed of an object spreads, its mass will increase. The larger the mass of the object, the more difficult it is to accelerate the object. Therefore, when the speed of an object is very close to the speed of light, its mass becomes almost infinite, so the speed of light cannot be achieved (or the speed exceeds the speed of light) )Balabala..."

Could it be simpler?Tell a scumbag about this, aliens really hammer!

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The wishing system issued a torture from the soul (if there is a soul), and Emperor Ertian was also dumbfounded.

"There is one minute before entering sleep mode, the countdown starts 59, 58..."

Your uncle, can you stop this countdown, I want to go to the toilet!

To make a long story short, I can only ask the key points.

How can the wishing system be used normally?

"Due to serious damage, the wishing system is currently in a self-repairing state and requires huge energy. The lack of energy will cause the system to sleep. It will help the wishing person to realize their wishes, obtain positive energy, and accelerate the recovery of the system. As for other forms of energy, light energy The heat and electricity are too weak, they can only activate the system for a few seconds at most..."

positive energy?It sounds pretty awesome, how to use the wishing system? According to you, I can't be too busy to become a Superman, let alone I'm just a cat now!

"The system has been successfully bound with you, but the system is currently lacking in functions. It can only filter out some desires that cannot generate any energy. Other desires will automatically pass into your brain and require the host to distinguish by itself. Remember, not all The fulfillment of wishes will generate positive energy."

"For a simple example, if one person makes a wish and thinks that another person is not good, you help realize it. This will only produce negative energy and will offset the positive energy. Because the desire to produce negative energy is too complicated, you need to identify yourself and be cautious. Use the system."

Di Ertian finally understood a little bit. If he could hear all his wishes, he would have been bored to death, let alone help others realize it.

This also warned him, don’t join in the fun after nothing else, watch what meteor shower and make any wishes?

This is a reason to fight with others to watch. You may call your face when a brick flies out from where you say you are wronged?

The second day of the emperor was really wronged. He regretted that he was not in the first place. Look at the meteor shower. Maybe this system was made by someone who made a wish, but he was inexplicably hit on his head, alas...

He used to have no wish, but now he has it. It's really beeping!

After talking for a long time, what is the benefit of this wishing system for me? Anyway, it is all about helping others realize their wishes and saving energy for the system to repair. What does Lao Tzu have?Busy for nothing!

"Of course there are a lot of benefits for you. Do you want to become a human now, but the host of the wishing system can't make a wish. What should you do? After you repair the wishing system, the system will return to its original world. With the existence of the wishing system, you will naturally return to the original state, okay?"

It seems that this is the case, then I have to thank the system.

No, I always feel that something is wrong. I am a human being. Thank you, uncle!

"There are still ten seconds before the system enters sleep mode, 10, 9..."

The last question is, does such an amazing system have no special abilities for the host? How can I help others realize their wishes without special abilities?

Before Lao Tzu, he had no special ability, but now Lao Tzu is a cat!

"The countdown is 6, 5, of course, there are special abilities. Now that the system is successfully bound, the host can recover the human form for a short time. The time limit is five minutes. Once the time limit is reached, it will return to its original shape. Remember, the transformation process cannot be used by any person, machine, or recording device. If you see it or take a photo, otherwise irreversible consequences will occur. Of course, the system will detect the surrounding environment and remind the host when it can transform!"

"Countdown 2, 1, the system enters sleep mode..."

What's the use of this transforming ability? Lao Tzu is originally a person, and this TM has to be changed back by the system. Five minutes is enough to do it, can it be transformed at any rate, can't it become better?

"I hope that the second young master of the Emperor's Group will never be found. I have worked hard in the group for so many years. Because of a cat's hair, the work is gone. If you don’t take credit, you will have hard work. Report, the time has not come!"

The voice of Xia Ying's mother rang in Di Ertian's mind. What is this TM doing?

Could it be that the servant who was expelled that day was Xia Ying's mother, the current mother and queen, didn't he bring such a play?