Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator

   "啵——"

   is accompanied by a twist of space.

  Da Hei’s **** took the lead in poking his head out of the void.

  This is like two folded spaces, invisible to each other, suddenly knocked apart by the **** ass.

   Then, the **** twisted and began to squeeze, moving inward little by little.

  Finally squeezed a big hole and fell in with everyone.

  This is a space.

  Compared with the previous two spaces, this third secret realm looks very ordinary, no different from a mountain village where a mortal lives.

  Green trees, grass, and a few simple dirt roads intersect. In the center, there is a simple thatched shed with a thatch as a roof and a clod of soil as a wall. There is nothing else.

Here, the aura is also very common. There are many figures moving between the mountains, forests and grass. They are small animals, not fairies. They are playing, carefree, and very harmonious, just like mortals. There is no difference in small villages.

  Vaguely, such a picture seemed to appear in front of everyone.

  A group of children ran out of the thatched hut, playing around the forest, catching small animals, laughing endlessly, ordinary and cheerful.

  Qin Chongshan's eyes showed emotion, as if he did not want to break the tranquility here, he whispered: "This must be the deepest world in this great power."

  Old Chang Yun sighed, and said in a complex tone: "Born in the ordinary, with a heart toward the ordinary."

  They all touched, including Da Hei.

  The path of a monk is difficult and dangerous, and every step must be taken in response to the robbery. Even if you become immortal and gain the Tao, every time your heart is touched, you still need to escape into the mortal dust and be born again.

   When standing at a certain height and looking back, the softest place in my heart is the initial stage of being born in the end.

  Da Hei thought of the scene when he was still an ordinary little milk dog, and wagging his tail behind the owner. After thinking about it, he was really happy. This is also the deepest memory in his heart.

  If you are at the end of the day, if you want to, you will build such a secret world that belongs to your heart...

  This is where I am most satisfied.

   "Huh? Uncle Dog, look at the tree planted next to the hut!"

  The eyes of God of Cookery suddenly fixed, and he let out a soft whisper, and his face showed excitement.

It is a tree much higher than that of a thatched hut. The turquoise leaves are drooping and shining, like jade. When you look up, you can feel the fluctuations of the avenue, which contains extremely high content. Of the aura.

  "A breath from chaos!"

  Yun always took a breath, his whole body trembled, his expression changed uncontrollably, and he exclaimed: "Chaotic Spiritual Root, this is Chaos Spiritual Root!"

  He smiled, dancing and dancing, as if he hadn’t seen a woman in decades, and suddenly saw a beautiful woman, a little forgetful.

  Excited for a long time, he suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the atmosphere on the court.

Ok?

  Why are I jumping alone?

  This is a bit embarrassing and makes me look like a fool.

  After all, except for Uncle Dog present, his cultivation is the highest. As a result, his performance is too inconsistent with his identity.

  Lao Yun calmed down, pretending to be calm and said: "Bai Chen, why don't you jump?"

  A question mark at Bai Chen, "Why should I jump?"

  Old Yun said: "This is the roots of chaos! It can create a Taoist body and help us understand the avenue one step closer. It also means that we can cultivate talented younger generations, and the future is unlimited!"

  "Are you not excited? Are you not excited?"

  "Have you seen you before?!"

  Lao Yun was so excited that he had a three-in-one.

   "I have seen a lot of Chaos Linggen, and I have eaten a lot."

  Bai Chen's complexion was calm, and he said: "This thing is just a fruit in the expert's place. I have also eaten gluttonous meat and Linggen to make stuffing and dumplings."

  In short, I have seen the world, and you are not as poor as you.

  He continued to face the somewhat sluggish Yun Lao: "Lao Yun, I am not going to show off anything, but just stating a fact. I know you are very excited and you can continue. We will definitely not have anyone laugh at you."

   Continue to fart!

  I shouldn’t have come!

  Lao Yun's heart is very tired, and he feels that he should wear a clown mask on his face.

   "Looking at the appearance of the fruit, it is definitely the cocoa bean that the owner said is right!" Dahei dog smiled on his face, happy to be able to help the owner.

  On that tree, there are gray fruits that resemble pine nuts. They are not big and there are not many in number. There are more than a dozen of them on the whole tree.

After all,    is the root of chaos. The fruit is still very conservative. It is estimated that a fruit will take ten thousand years to calculate.

  Chaos spirit root is not important to Da Hei, what is important is that this is definitely the cocoa bean the owner said!

   "You can divide the fruit on the tree, I have to take this tree away and give it to the owner."

   "Thank you, Uncle Dog." Everyone immediately began to act happily.

  When everyone accepted the fruit, Da Hei did not put away the fruit tree for the first time, but on a whim, suddenly said: "You said, does the shape of this fruit look like the one over there?"

  Everyone looked in the direction that Da Hei pointed out, their faces suddenly appeared strange, and their hearts jumped wildly.

   is here, Uncle Dog is about to start black again.

  There was a group of white sheep grazing, and Da Hei pointed to the black **** at the feet of the white sheep.

   "Master Dog, this, this..."

  Qin Chongshan compared the cocoa beans in his hand, and had to admit, "It really looks like..."

  Da Hei smiled and said: "You can't let the people from Jiemeng come here for nothing, I have to prepare gifts."

  It's another gift!

  Everyone has a tingling scalp.

  Uncle Dog’s gift, I can’t afford it.

  Everyone walked over, and immediately there was a strange smell coming in, making them nauseous, and then thinking about what Da Hei was about to do, the stomach was overwhelming.

   "Ah! It smells like sheep, and it smells so bad."

   "I can't do it anymore, vomit—"

   "If you eat this thing, you will die, right?"

   "Cruel, too cruel!"

  They were all shivering, and they kept telling themselves in their hearts that they would rather die than offend the dog. The consequences are terrible.

  Bai Chen asked, "Uncle Dog, surely the people in the Jiemeng will not want it, right?"

Da Hei looked at the God of Cookery, "It's up to you! Didn’t the master teach you that you can make anything into a delicacy? Now it’s time to check the results! If it doesn’t work, put more cumin. ,deodorate."

When   The God of Cookery thought that he wanted to make such a thing into delicacies for the great power of heaven, he felt shocked and bit his scalp and said: "The little **** does his best."

  Half an hour later.

   "Everyone, work harder, the third treasure house is right in front of you!"

   "I guess, the third treasure house must be a treasure, a hundred times more precious than the fountain of life!"

   "Does this need to be said? I am looking forward to it."

   "Hahaha, coming soon, coming soon, I can smell the scent of treasure again!"

  Jiemeng people are passionate, fighting each other under endless pressure.

  Compared with before, their number has been reduced by a large amount again, and there are only less than a hundred people left.

  Although the price paid is high, the results are gratifying.

  As the West Shadow Guard slashed out with the Shinto Thunder Slashing Sword, the sky of the third treasure house was suddenly cut open, and everyone couldn't wait to file in.

   here, finally here!

  Full of excitement and anticipation, everyone is waiting to see the treasures they dream of.

   just caught the eye and was stunned on the spot.

  How can anyone?

  The left envoy stared even more, wishing to stare out his own eyes, thinking that he had hallucinations.

  Why are they here? Why is this dog here? !

  Too terrifying, absolutely terrifying!

  She was terrified, she didn't even think about it, she was familiar with the road, and she immediately shrank to the end of the line and became a little transparent.

   "How did you get in?!" Xiyingwei also felt unbelievable, and immediately burst out.

  At this time, Dai Hei and the God of Cookery were standing under the cocoa bean tree, tinkering with something. As for the tree, there were ‘knotted’ black-gray little beans, round and exuding bursts of special fragrance.

   "God! This tree is actually the root of chaos!"

   "Hiss——then the fruit on this tree is not a chaotic spirit fruit? It has grown so much, we are going to send it!"

   "No wonder I can see those beans are extraordinary at a glance, and the breath that emanates from them is full of aura!"

   "Bald-haired dog, quickly remove your dog's paws, don't defile the roots of chaos!"

   "Go back quickly if you don't want to die, this is ours! Wow ha ha ha —"

  The eyes of the crowd were fiery, and they swarmed up towards the cocoa tree.

  Qin Chongshan and the others looked at each other, their faces were weird, and they retreated silently.

   "Don't be impulsive, everyone!"

  Someone in the crowd yelled, and then said: "Chaos spirit roots can be met but not sought. At such a special moment, this first bite should be tasted by Master Xiyingwei!"

   "That's right, Nishikage-sama, please."

  West Shadow Guard smiled, stepped to the front of the crowd, commented: "It seems that this chaotic root is indeed extraordinary, and it is old, otherwise, how could it be possible that the entire tree is covered with chaotic spiritual fruits?"

   "However, this is a good thing!"

   "Inviting kindly, then I'm not welcome!"

  After the words, he raised his hand with a wave, and suddenly several fruits flew in front of him, then opened his mouth and inhaled, and began to taste it carefully.

  "It is indeed a chaotic spirit fruit. It contains the aura of great power, and the taste is very good. The mouth is soft. The only drawback is that it is a bit sticky."

  Xiyingwei gave everyone a tasting while eating, and waved his hand, "You can also taste it."

  Everyone immediately rushed over and couldn’t wait.

   "Wow, it's delicious, I seem to have the taste of beef!"

   "I have chicken flavor."

   "I'm a bit spicy, it's the root of Chaos, and the fruits that I produce can actually taste different."

  "This one I ate is a bit special. It may be broken and smelly."

   "Then don't waste it. This is a good thing. I feel that my bottleneck is a little loose."

  "Do I need your reminder?"

  Qin Chongshan and others watched the scene of everyone looting, especially this group of people still eating happily, and the praise continued...

   Suddenly felt a surge of stomach and intestines, and a touch of sympathy arose in his heart.

  Eating **** and shouting delicious.

  Is there anyone worse than them in the world?

  It's just that their expressions fall into the eyes of the group of people in the Jiemeng, which has another meaning.

   Suddenly became complacent.

   "Hahaha, look at them, you can only watch us eating with eager eyes, it's so pitiful."

   "Thanks to our timely entry, otherwise such precious fruits will be cheaper for them."

  Suddenly, someone looked in one direction and was surprised: "Huh? Look at the ground over there, why is there a chaotic spirit fruit falling there?"

   "Silly hat, that's sheep shit!"

  As soon as the words came out, everyone with their mouths full of fruits stopped their chewing movements, staring at the sheep feces in the distance, their heads buzzing and dumbfounded.

   "How can it look like this?"

   "Because sheep **** is the raw material." Da Hei answered this question.

   "Impossible! You lie! How can we not eat sheep shit, whether it is the taste or the spiritual energy it contains, it is clearly a spiritual fruit!"

   "Yes! A mere dog can't lie to us!"

   "It's watching us eat, I'm jealous!"

  Da Hei did not speak, but winked at the God of Cookery.

The God of Cookery immediately understood, took a piece of sheep **** in front of everyone, soaked it in the pot, and then dipped it in the sauce and sprinkled it with cumin, "Beef flavor, does anyone want it? Make it now, taste it yourself, As many as you want."

   "hiss——"

   "I ate shit?"

"Do not!"

  The faces of everyone turned green in an instant, and they were directly transformed into a group of bitter gourds, and even the mana of the whole body began to lose control, with a tendency to run wild.

  However, this is not over yet.

  I saw, Da Hei casually swiped, and a picture appeared in front of him.

  That is the picture of it, side by side with Qin Chongshan and others, urinating in the pool water of the life spring.

   "Ah! Ah! Ah!"

  "Fake! It must not be true!"

   "I drank dog urine and ate goat shit!"

   "God, why are you so cruel?"

   "No more, I feel my body is starting to stinks, vomit—"

   "Oh--"

  Everyone vomited on the spot, wishing to dig out everything in their stomachs, spare no effort to give up their lives and forget their lives, one word is vomiting!

  Many people flushed and vomited their bile. Many of them were female monks. They were aloft and flamboyant. At this time, they trembled, their faces were pale, their bodies trembled, and their eyes were teary, and they wanted to kill themselves.

   Their Dao heart collapsed, the kind that could never be washed away, it collapsed completely and broke into pieces.

  Xi Yingwei is no exception. The smile on his face that has remained unchanged for thousands of years has finally disappeared. His fat body vomits so much oil and water that he feels that he has been stained from the inside out.

  His face was twisted, and his throat squeezed a difficult voice, "You are poisonous, you are poisonous... vomit!"

  The left envoy, who had been hiding in the distance early in the morning, saw everything in sight, her body trembling, her body weak, her face was also scared and her heart convulsed.

  It's terrible, terrifying!

  Thanks to my own wit, I knew that this dog had been prudent and cautious all the time, so I managed to avoid the devastation.

  She couldn't imagine what would happen if she experienced what happened to that group of people, she would definitely be crazy.

  Just thinking about it makes people shudder and shudder.