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Okay, okay, Demacia is the most powerful in the world.

Which of the strongest kings is not born from the Stubborn Bronze and Unyielding Silver? Anyway, the primary school student alliance is like that. It has been cheated a lot, which means it is used to it.

It’s not that even the strongest king can’t predict the weird ideas and snake-skinned moves of the bronze players!

Moreover, after being cheated by a bronze teammate, if you put a question mark, the other party can also give a bunch of theories to prove that there is nothing wrong with his operation and idea just now. It is you teammates who have no understanding and don't know how to cooperate.

Therefore, Grandpa Mo Yi has long developed the habit of only playing games and not reasoning with bronze players. Anyway, regardless of whether his teammates are super gods or super ghosts, just hit 666.

After hearing that Grandpa Mo Yi affirmed that I, the Great Galen, was the best in the world, Theresa jumped up with satisfaction and patted Mo Yi on the shoulder.

Under Mo Yi's purposeful leadership, he finally arrived at his destination after picking many seasonings or wild fruits along the way.

Shh-

Grandpa Mo Yi stopped and booed, then pointed at a huge figure in the bushes, which was obviously a big wild boar eating wild fruits.

At a glance, this wild boar was 1 meter tall and three meters long. After beating this over-nourished second senior brother, Grandpa Mo Yi and Theresa could stop hunting for several days.

Of course, in the absence of storage tools like refrigerators, such a large wild boar will naturally not be kept for a long time. If it is not handled well, it may usher in some top carnivorous or scavenging animals. Typical examples include wolves, hyenas, and bald animals. eagle.

Under Theresa's disgusted look, Grandpa Mo Yi explained in a low voice:

Theresa, look, there is a lone Second Brother here. We can try to capture it. One Second Brother can provide us with calories for several days. It is rich in protein.

But the big wild boar is not easy to deal with. We approached it slowly from behind and were careful not to make any noise.

Its protein content is six times that of beef. Of course, if time is not tight, we can grill it first, which will be more delicious. It has a crunchy texture and tastes just like chicken.

Grandpa Mo Yi imitated Mr. Bei's tone, forced a wave of emotion, and prepared to pounce, performing a blow to a big wild boar.

It's just that Theresa, who had not eaten dinner and was very hungry for a long time, made an unsatisfactory growl in her stomach.

The second senior brother who was indulging in wild fruits was suddenly awakened. The big wild boar turned around and saw two two-legged beasts that he had never seen before. He hesitated, wandering between recklessness and cowardice.

Want to run?!

In Theresa's eyes, the big wild boar in front of her was already equivalent to a sumptuous barbecue dinner. Without giving the other party a chance to struggle and escape, she directly took out Judas from behind. Before the second senior brother could react, he jumped high and gave it to him. A Judas blow to the big boar's head.

Demacian force!

Lulu——

The second senior brother even relied on roaring for his output. Facing the attack of the two-legged beast, he blew out a stream of white air from his nose, and then launched the skill 'Wild Boar Attack' on it!

The second senior brother relied on this Wild Boar Raid technique to defeat big tigers and packs of wolves, and remained undefeated for several years. How dare a pigeon, a two-legged beast with legs as big as its own, dare to fight against him?

In the world of beasts, tonnage does not represent combat power, but it can definitely represent the degree of danger in a duel.

Bang!

However, the second senior brother miscalculated in the end. No matter how hard and sharp its fangs were, and no matter how iron its head was, it was impossible to obtain the scientific artifact ‘Judas’ Oath’.

Although it is not driven by Honkai energy, the Judas in Theresa's hands is no different from an ordinary cross. However, it is a 152-kilogram cross. Under Theresa's waving and the blessing of gravity from above, its The power is not much worse than that of a battering ram.

As a result, the second senior brother who had been roaming the uninhabited desert island for several years was knocked to the ground by Judas, and a large amount of watermelon juice exploded out, resulting in a sad result of death.

Grandpa Mo Yi: ...

It has to be said that Grandpa Mo Yi underestimated the horror of a hungry foodie. He originally wanted to knock out the second senior brother with one punch, and then drag him back to fry the skin and bones to make him walk more peacefully. Unexpectedly, Theresa didn't wait at all. If you don't want to get down, pick up Judas and go up.

As a result, the scene was very bloody for a time. Anyway, in the gardener's house, it was definitely eaten by the river crab mythical beast.

Seeing Theresa being splashed with watermelon juice, Grandpa Mo Yi said speechlessly:

Theresa, don't you feel dirty? And you don't have a change of clothes. Are you going to dress like this tonight?

nothing--

Teresa shook off Judas and his clothes, and the watermelon juice standing on them was thrown out directly, and she said as usual:

I've long been used to this kind of thing.

Moreover, the clothes Judas and I are wearing are specially made and have their own cleaning function. Ordinary things cannot get on them. Just shake them off and they will be clean.

This sounds very powerful, but Grandpa Mo Yi feels inexplicably sad.

Valkyries and the like sound powerful and beautiful, but in the final analysis they are humanoid weapons manufactured by the Destiny Organization. The value of weapons lies in killing enemies with maximum efficiency, whether they are Honkaimon or humans.

I am a twenty-five-year-old adult.

Perhaps sensing what Grandpa Mo Yi was thinking, Theresa smiled nonchalantly and said:

No need for sympathy from a little guy like you.

gone back.

After that, she walked quickly dragging a big wild boar several times her size.

(ˉ▽￣~)Cut~~

Looking at Theresa who was pretending to be cool, Grandpa Mo Yi complained in a voice that was inaudible to her:

She is obviously a forty-two-year-old woman, how can she pretend to be immature.

Master, I'm young. I might scare you to death if I tell you. My age calculation unit is ten thousand years. In front of me, you are just a younger sister.

After just over ten seconds, I saw Theresa standing there, looking back at me, and said very awkwardly:

How about you lead the way——

Grandpa Mo Yi: ...

Well, it turns out that the opponent also has the attribute of being a road fool, and he is indeed a fool for Deli.

Under the guidance of Grandpa Mo Yi, the two quickly returned to the beach of the island.

Living on a deserted island, when you can't find the most suitable place to stay, the beach is obviously a very good choice.

The wide view on the beach can prevent sneak attacks by venomous snakes and other beasts, call for help, etc., and you can also see the passing ships in time.

Moreover, there is an endless supply of water at the seaside. Although it is seawater, it cannot be used as water. However, after some filtration methods, such as simple distillation, digging a hole on the seaside, and then covering it with plastic or large leaves, etc. Place a container at the bottom to catch fresh water drippings.

Although the weight is not much, it is still a source of fresh water.

For another example, when Grandpa Mo Yi was dealing with the second senior brother, the problem of the smell of blood could be solved with the presence of sea water. He could just pick up the garbage and throw it into the sea, instead of keeping it to attract other carnivores.

After a lot of work, when the moon was high in the sky, the two of them could finally gather around the warm fire and enjoy the wild boar barbecue cooked with the barbecue skills that every male pig trotter must have.