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Afterwards, Grandpa Mo Yi did not comfort the other party well. Rather, he spent a lot of time comforting the other party's fragile heart. He thought of several reasons.

Take an orange, which saves fabric for the country. Many people like flat ones. In fact, you are not the worst. This needs to be compared, such as the Shenzhou Flat Fuhua Shangxian.

The first reason was refuted by Theresa as a fallacy. Normally, cloth is consumed more, and since she has a mine at home, there is no shortage of such a little light.

The second consolation was quite effective at first. After listening to Theresa, she felt that it made sense. Aren’t all lolita popular in the ACG world today?

As the saying goes, in the industry environment where royal sisters are willing to die and lolita are in charge, beauty like hers is in line with the trend of the times.

But when she asked Grandpa Mo Yi which party he belonged to and heard that the other party was a loser like the Charity Party, she immediately became angry and loudly denounced this heretical behavior.

Love everything but love nothing. Lolicon fans should support Teacher Eromanga, Chuunibyou still needs to fall in love, The Virtuous Lady Fox, like The Grandson of the Wise Man, The heroines in The Fifth Cell and Watermelons Falling from the Sky are all evil.

As for the third statement, it aroused Theresa's anger even more. How miserable she was, so she needed to compare with people who were even more pitiful than her.

As for Fu Hua Shangxian, at this time, she has not yet met him.

However, the witty Grandpa Mo Yi still told a joke, which made the other party laugh, so he did not continue to issue bids.

The joke is probably——

System: The greater the power

Fu Hua Shangxian (Shenzhou Tablet): I understand, the greater the power, the greater the responsibility. I will protect the people on the land of China!

System: No, the greater the power, the higher the power consumption, so please use this power with caution.

System: Also be careful about those people around you who consume a lot of power for no apparent reason.

After discovering Grandpa Mo Yi's ability to make jokes, Theresa pestered Grandpa Mo Yi to tell jokes when she had time. She almost let him go after almost drying up all his jokes.

After determining the direction, Grandpa Mo Yi increased the power of Judas. Under Judas's powerful transformation ability, the wooden ship flew towards the luxury cruise ship at an abnormal speed as if it had been injected with blood.

————The dividing line in the cab of a luxury cruise ship——————

Report to the Captain!

The first mate on the luxury cruise ship found the captain who was playing with Blue Moon in the captain's cabin.

Damn it, my dragon-slaying knife!

The captain was very unhappy because the mage he controlled was killed. He looked up at the first mate and asked:

Don't you see I'm busy?

If you have anything to say, tell me quickly. If nothing happens, call up the spare crew members and come over and form a team to chop down those European guys.

First mate: ···

The first mate took a deep breath and said:

We found a wooden boat moving towards us at high speed about five miles away.

Wooden boat?

Although it is fun to play with Blue Moon, those who can infiltrate the captain still have some skills. They soon understood and asked with some doubts:

Are you sure it's a wooden boat and not some advanced speedboat?

If his most trusted first mate hadn't told him this, he would have slapped him in the face.

Someone sailing a wooden boat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

Even pirates have long since stopped using wooden boats. Isn’t this looking for death?

A big wave hit and overturned the wooden boat. You thought it was a TV series.

It's just a wooden boat. I saw it clearly with my own eyes through a high-powered telescope.

The first mate said firmly:

And I also saw two people on the other side's deck, a young man and a girl wearing a nun's uniform. The other side also had a flag with 'SOS' written on it.

However, the opponent's ship is not slow at all. It is not like a backward wooden ship that relies on sails to sail.

captain:···

What a wooden boat, what a SOS!

It feels weird no matter how you think about it.

The captain hesitated for a few seconds and then said:

How about we speed up and leave each other alone? The other party is probably a pirate in disguise.

I've already sped up before—

The first mate was very broken and said:

But the opponent's wooden ship is actually sailing faster than us, and we can't get rid of it!

captain:···

Well, what the first officer meant was whether to let the other party continue to approach, or to drive the other party away violently.

The wooden boat in the distance——

Theresa asked anxiously:

Why haven't they caught up with them yet? Didn't they see our 'SOS' sign? Do they still have international ethics? Don't they know that this is a distress signal?

It doesn't matter--

Grandpa Mo Yi, who had guessed the reason for the other party's acceleration, did not tell the truth and said with a smile:

It's okay, our wooden boat is fast, they can't escape.

Pfft..., haha——

After hearing what Grandpa Mo Yi said, Theresa reacted and laughed loudly:

You make us sound like pirates.

Grandpa Mo Yi: ...

The problem is, the other party does regard us as pirates.

Teresa, who continued to observe with a telescope, finally saw the logo on the cruise ship clearly, and said with a bit of laughter: