Two Dimensional Rescuer Demon King

The woman glanced at the other person's "sexy" hand on her shoulder, then smiled and said, "I like the guy with a sense of humor. If you can make me laugh in a minute, I might give you a chance! "

"It's a coincidence that I am a gentleman who does not lack a sense of humor. It seems that the two of us are really a match made in heaven ("rapist", "women", "fornication" husband)."

Liu Xu searched his brain's memory and quickly found a way to make the woman in front of him laugh, so he smiled and said a very classic joke.

On an airplane, a parrot said to the flight attendant: "The lady of Feng's "Sao", give me a glass of water."

Upon seeing this, the pig next to him followed suit and said, "Sao, woman, give me a drink!"

The flight attendant was very angry, so she threw the parrot and pig out of the cabin.

At this time, the parrot fluttered its wings twice and then smiled and said to the pig: "Small, dumbfounded, right? Lord can fly."

"What a joke, it's not funny at all!"

The woman didn’t laugh out loud after hearing this joke, but she naturally raised the corners of her mouth slightly, indicating that she was enduring very hard now, so Liu Xu extended her right thumb again and said something in a very exaggerated tone. : "Holding the magic card with mile water..."

The woman who was pouting a little smirk next to her, said in a reflexive manner and said: "The effect is good!"

"Ha ha……"

The two looked at each other, and both saw a bright smile on each other's face. It seems that the popularity of "A Murder Caused by a Steamed Bread" among young people is really not that high.

Ten minutes later, Liu Xu hugged the young "woman" who had just been soaking, and snuggled into a nearby hotel in an extremely intimate position.

"If there is nothing, don't bother us!"

Liu Xu casually threw a pink "color" hundred yuan bill to send the waiter away, and then sat down on the living room sofa with his arms around the woman.

"You know? You are really beautiful, just like the goddess Venus in Greek mythology!"

Staring at the woman in his arms with a fiery eye, Liu Xu smiled and said the love words that he had said to his gold-worship girlfriend Fu Jiamei 800 times, and then lowered his head to hold the woman's sensitive earlobe, a pair of The "devil's claws" that had been on the opponent's back also began to attack the woman.

"Ok!"

For the man’s misbehavior, the young "woman" not only did not resist, but she also whispered as if she was enjoying it, and spit out a provocative and very strong word from her mouth: " You men are all such "sex", you want to see beautiful women!"

The "color" of the night is thick, and the "color" is boundless.

...

The next day, when Liu Xu was woken up by the phone, the beautiful young "women" who was desperately entangled with him last night was gone, leaving only a stain on the bed sheet to remind him that it was not last night. A beautiful dream.

Liu Xu also found a business card on the bedside table.

Bai Suxian!

"Is Bai Suzhen's younger sister? So..." Liu Xu looked at the name and message on the card, "Bai Suxian is the wife of the Xintiandi bar, uh, clubbing actually got into the boss..."

This is a stalk that rents a house and rent becomes as powerful as a landlord!

Bai Suxian, Liu Xu remembers that in "My Wife is a Post-80s" there is a beautiful young "woman" called Bai Suxian.

auzw.com is a modern female "sex" who combines beauty and wisdom. She uses her high EQ and high IQ to handle life and feelings just right.

At the same time, as the "main backbone" of the three-person girlfriend group, she can offer advice to the two good sisters.

Because it was an express hotel, there was no breakfast. Liu Xu walked out of the hotel and stopped a rental car.

"Master, go to Wansheng Building!"

Wanshenglou specializes in crab soup dumplings and whitebait sea cucumber porridge. It is a breakfast shop with a decades-old history.

When he arrived at the Wansheng Building, Liu Xu got out of the car and didn't even hit it. He stepped into that building and built a completely antique-style two-story building with white walls and blue tiles.

"Good morning sir!"

As soon as she entered the door, the young welcoming beauties standing beside her smiled and bent down to greet Liu Xu.

Rit... twins!

Liu Xu almost looked straight, and the two welcoming beauties, who were evenly built, had a "touch", and even the little mole on the tip of the nose was right.

Forcefully suppressing the desire that was about to break through the forehead, Liu Xu smiled at the two beauties, and then quickly walked into the room.

"It's an emperor's enjoyment!"

Looking at the completely antique "color", even the tables and chairs used for breakfast look like a mahogany hall.

Looking at the beautiful waitress who shuttled back and forth carrying the plates and handing water, Liu Xu intuitively felt extravagant and drilled into his nostrils.

I scanned the surroundings, and almost all of them were sitting in the seats that were eye-catching, middle-aged men in suits and ties, or casual, everyone's face was filled with the style of a successful person.

After walking around, Liu Xu found an empty seat beside the corner.

"Sir, what do you need to order?"

As soon as she sat down, a little beauty in a pale blue "color" sleeveless classical cheongsam walked up with a sweet smile on her face, stood on Liu Xu's left side, and nudged the recipe behind her to Liu Xu. Xu asked in a sweet and greasy voice.

Although the sea was already raging in his heart, Liu Xu didn't show much "Brother Pig" expression on his face.

Randomly flipped through the recipe, ordered two cages of crab soup, a bowl of whitebait sea cucumber porridge, and finally came for a slice of yellow pickled carrot sticks.

"Please wait a moment!" The little beauty replied with a sweet smile, then turned and walked to the counter.

Before she could wait for a cigarette, the little beauty in blue robe went and returned, still holding Liu Xu's earlier order in her hand.

"Sir, please take your time!" The little beauty gave a sweet smile again.

"Yeah!" Liu Xu nodded. Actually, he couldn't help it for a long time. He wanted to rub her hands on her little buttocks!

Looking at the back of the little beautiful woman leaving, Liu Xu suppressed the evil thoughts in his heart and couldn't wait to hold the white porcelain spoon and scoop it into his mouth.

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