Two Dimensional Rescuer Demon King

"Four times?"

"..."

"Five times? Five times in one night! Doing too much is bad for your health. Five times, okay?"

"..."

Liu Xu swallowed and spat, and tentatively said, "Six times? It can't be more, really can't be more, and more will kill people."

"..." He Jing still did not speak.

Liu Xu weighed it up, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and said: "Seven times, it is really only seven times. Any more, I will really die in bed within a month."

He Jing rushed up and kissed Liu Xu. After more than a month of depression, he finally broke out at this moment.

This is what makes Liu Xu smart, he can obviously play Wushuang mode, but he is very low-key...

After a long time, kiss.

He Jing said arrogantly: "How many times I do it depends on my mood."

"what!"

Liu Xu was dumbfounded. He was thinking about how to show anxious and incapable appearance later...

Hey, life is like a play, it all depends on acting!

Little don’t win over newlyweds, that’s true.

After five times, He Jing still did not let Liu Xu go, but in fact he was stealing joy.

...

"Six times, six times, can you sleep?"

"Husband, you really worked hard. Wife, seeing you in such a hard situation, I decided..."

"What decision?"

"Reward you once."

"what?!"

So, Qijirou overnight, Liu Xu did it.

Comfort is comfortable, but if you want to change someone else, if this Nima is tossing like this every day, sooner or later, she dies on the bed, occasionally once or twice, it will be the piano and the sound, seven times eight times, it is definitely **** on earth.

...

The next day, Liu Xu woke up. He Jing had returned from buying vegetables and bought him two catties of beef, two chickens, a duck, and an unusually strong bullwhip.

He Jing put the things in the refrigerator, and said, "I talk about what to eat to make up for, but I can buy it for you. I don't want to cook, so you should do it yourself. We will continue tonight."

"No, He Damei, I can't straighten up my waist now, do you have the heart to let me die on the bed?" Liu Xu said with a sad expression.

He Jing looked at Liu Xu with a bitter look, and said, "Oh, Liu Xu, you can't even plant the red flag inside your house. Why are the colored flags fluttering outside? I'm also training you! Give other women your husband. They will definitely thank me when the time comes. Let's continue tonight. I don't ask much, just seven or eight times."

Liu Xu lowered his head and said silently: "I was wrong."

He admitted that he was wrong, not because he couldn't finish it seven or eight times, but because of his body.

"Huh, what are you talking about?"

Liu Xu raised his head and said, "My wife, I was wrong. I made a mistake in thinking about "sex". Please don't squeeze your husband out. For the sake of a long and happy life in the future, once a day, the public grain is guaranteed to be handed in."

He Jing was unmoved, and said, "No, one time is too little. How can you have five or six times a day for your physique."

"three times."

"No way."

"Three times, plus having to come back before twelve o'clock in the evening."

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"Come back at seven."

"Eleven o'clock."

"Eight o'clock."

"Ten o'clock."

"Seven o'clock."

"You, you shame." Liu Xu said silently.

He Jing said: "Huh, every night you come back at nine o'clock, do it once, more than ten minutes, do one more time, six times an hour. But if you do not come back after twelve o'clock, do nothing, I Get the kitchen knife ready."

"What are you doing?" Liu Xu asked in shock.

"We have castrated you." He Jing grinned.

"Uh!" A cold wind blew through Liu Xu's crotch.

He Jing's pretty face showed a touch of love, and said: "If you don't come back all night, I will be ready to perform more cruel and inhuman chemical castration on you, so that you will never be able to lift your head in the future."

Liu Xu lying on the bed wanted to cry without tears.

He Jing sat on the side of the bed with a flattering expression: "Husband, what do you want to eat, baby will do it for you."

"Forget it, I won't love anymore." Liu Xu pretended to say deeply.

He Jingjiao laughed, "touching" Liu Xu's chest, grinning viciously, "Let you flutter the colorful flags."

With that, she turned over Liu Xu's body and said, "I will'knead' and'knead' your waist."

Enjoying He Jing's film pressing, Liu Xu couldn't help but smile.

In fact, he likes this conversation style between the two of them, and no one takes it seriously. For example, last night, He Jing got angry seven times, and now he knows to buy Liu Xu some bullwhip and other food, and Give him back the film.

And Liu Xu also knew that nine o'clock in the evening was her bottom line.

Liu Xu suddenly remembered how He Jing would come back suddenly, and he couldn't help asking: "Didn't you say that it will take another half a month? Why do you remember that He Jing came back suddenly?"

He Jing said, "A woman named Li Xue called me and told me the truth, so I rushed back to catch you, a big bad wolf!"

Liu Xu was dumbfounded in an instant, Nima, cheating!

Thousands of calculations, I didn't expect to have a "rap".

Moreover, this "traitor" was originally a thief, Liu Xu was completely in pain, and sighed speechlessly.

...

The next day, Liu Xu stepped on the small broken car to the hospital for a consultation.

After working for a long time in the hospital, I went to Che Xiao's house in the afternoon. After all, I haven't been to Zheng Shuang for a long time. Che Xiao has sent him several messages.

After going there, Che Xiao was not there, and Zheng Shuang was not there either.

Call Che Xiao and shut down.

Call Zheng Shuang, it's done, class is now!

So Zheng Shuang asked Liu Xu to wait a while, saying that she would be back in 20 minutes.

In about fifteen minutes, Liu Xu saw Zheng Shuang coming out of the elevator. He couldn't help asking, "You skipped class?"

Zheng Shuang said, "I told the teacher I was not feeling well, so I came back."

Liu Xu was full of black lines on his head and said, "Where is your mother?"

Zheng Shuang flattened his mouth and said, "I know to ask my mother, you don't know how to cherish such a beautiful woman standing in front of you."

Liu Xu said speechlessly: "I'm not interested in you. If you want a face and a body without a body, there is no way to compare with your mother."

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