Two Dimensional Rescuer Demon King

Tang Wei picked up a baby peach, took a bite and said, "Why, isn't it important to accompany me to drink tea?"

Liu Xu held back his internal injury again, and finally swallowed the last sip of tea, saying: "Important."

Tang Wei smiled and said, "Tell you a story. Have you ever heard of the princes of Fenghuo Opera?"

Liu Xu was speechless, and said: "Sister, this story has been heard by everyone, alright!"

Tang Wei nodded and said, "Well, let's talk about this today."

Liu Xudan hurts, so he can only bite the bullet and listen.

Tang Wei said: "During the Western Zhou Dynasty, there was a fool named Zhou Youwang. In order to win his beauty, that is, the big vixen gave a compliment and smiled, he lit the beacon for reporting the war and teased the princes from all sides to come to the meeting. After that, he laughed in front of the princes of all walks of life. King Zhou You was crazy at the time. A beautiful smile is worth a thousand dollars! As a result, King Zhou You ordered a few times and laughed a few times. The princes will not come."

Liu Xu was full of black lines on his head and said: "I know, this is a matter of not breaking your trust."

Tang Weibian said with a flat mouth, "Listen to me. You are saying that this is not a dishonest thing, okay?"

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything, you continue." Liu Xu said in a chattering way.

Tang Wei continued to hold his chin, looked at Liu Xu with a smile, and said, "This story tells us a lesson that is profound, that is, women are disasters, especially the big vixen like Bao Si."

Liu Xu, who was drinking tea, almost squirted out, swallowed abruptly, choked again, patted his chest, and finally swallowed, let out a sigh of relief, and said in surprise: "No, Big Fairy Tang, you It's just a beauty of disaster level!"

Tang Wei slapped Liu Xu and said, "Oh, my sister knows, can you please stop interrupting me!"

"Okay, okay, I will definitely not interrupt you." Liu Xu said with his hands raised.

Tang Wei continued: "Women are disasters, then men are Dayu, because men like to treat waters, and they still like to treat disasters of the flood level. When a person can easily make tides in the disasters, Right?"

Liu Xu quickly agreed: "Yes, yes."

Tang Wei nodded Liu Xu's head, and said, "I know that you are a "tide" who likes to navigate a few disasters, huh.

Liu Xu: "..."

Tang Wei said, "Here, I have to mention that King Zhou You is stupid."

Liu Xu couldn't help but said, "Don't call out silly, they are also an infatuated kind anyway!"

Tang Weidai said horizontally, "Don't interrupt me!"

Liu Xu said nothing.

Tang Wei said: "Wang Zhou You is silly. He was originally a "tide" guy with praise. As a result, he was accidentally hit by a wave and drowned in the river, even though he was infatuated. Kind of reputation, but for a man, what is this not a stupid?"

Liu Xu was startled.

Tang Wei said: "Well, my ink story is over. Applause!"

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Liu Xu raised his head and held Tang Wei's hand.

Tang Youyi looked at Liu Xu with a smile and said, "A woman who is willing to give birth to you and give everything for you is the blessing of a woman as a woman. Since you want to be a "tide", Don’t be teased by this ‘tide’ of water, and drown in an unknown river in the end. It’s laughable and generous, and it’s not infatuation, it’s stupid, understand?"

Liu Xuzhen nodded seriously, and asked softly: "Do you know everything?"

Tang Wei smiled and said, "What do I know? I don't know anything. Oh, you really hate it. People tell you a story. If you don't applaud, you "touch" other people's hands, stinky hooligan, big bad wolf, Shameless, hehe..."

Liu Xu took a long sigh of relief, looking at Tang Wei who was so wise and foolish, his heart was particularly smooth.

Liu Xu took Tang Wei's hand and let her sit on her body, feeling her soft "butt", and said: "You will always be my big vixen, my compliment."

Tang Wei hugged Liu Xu, put it in his ear, and said, "If one day you meet a particularly powerful bad guy, he will take me away. He wants you to die before you let me go. It’s fine if I’ve been to this person, anyway, I’ve booked with you for my next life, when I’m going to give you a bunch of children, watch them grow up, watch them call you father, call me mother, and then I’m telling They, their father is called Big Wolf Liu."

Liu Xu hugged Tang Wei tightly, feeling the scorching heat of her breathing, and said nothing.

There are wicked women in the world, and no one is more demon than a fox, and no more charming than praise.

There are infatuated women in the world, and there is no idiot more than a fool, and no love is more silly.

Stupid, isn't it because of that love character?

Having said this, Tang Wei left Liu Xu’s arms, stretched out in the sun, and said: "Sister’s story is very exciting, hum, you don’t applaud, sister is exhausted, you press the film on your sister. Okay."

Liu Xu looked at Tang Wei and agreed, "Okay."

Back in the bedroom, Tang Wei lay on the bed and asked Liu Xu to press the film on her.

Liu Xu is also very proficient in traditional Chinese medicine anyway, and he has his unique insights on pressing the membrane. The one that gave Tang Wei the press is called comfort.

It is different from the time when he pressed the boss's wife Huang Yanli, that time he pressed her to the bed...

After Liu Xu finished pressing the film for Tang Wei, Tang Wei rode back on Liu Xu's waist and said, "Now it's my sister's turn to press the film for you."

After speaking, a pair of small hands pressed on Liu Xu's waist and eyes, very comfortable.

After pressing the film, Liu Xu left.

Tang Wei seemed very tired and took a nap.

After waking up in the evening, she "touched" her belly, sadly said: "When can I give you a baby? My sister really wants to give you one!"

Saying this proves that she is hungry.

At the same time, Liu Xu felt that he had too many women. Unless it was a situation that was so intense that it was a matter of life and death, Liu Xu could not feel it.

"It's going to rain." Liu Xu looked up at Tiandao.

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