Two Dimensional Rescuer Demon King

Xiaolongnv's words almost amused Liu Xu, he suppressed a smile and continued to pretend to be dead.

Xiaolongnv walked over slowly, staring at Liu Xu's stick, and tilted her head for a while. Xiaolongnv knelt beside Liu Xu, reached out and patted his cheek, and whispered: "Hey, Yang Guo, you Wake up, what's wrong with you, don't scare me!"

Liu Xu didn't move, but the fragrance of Xiaolongnv's body passed into his nasal cavity, and the stick in Xiaolongnv's mouth stretched straighter, harder, thicker and longer.

"Hey, you trampled my Jade Bee Queen to death. You have to pay me. You can't die now. If you die, who will I go to collect debts? Yang Guo, Yang Guo, you stupid!" Xiaolongnu grabbed Liu Xu by the neck. Shaking vigorously, tears were already in his eyes.

When she noticed the abnormality of Liu Xu's body, she was stunned, and muttered, "What is this? Is it alive? Didn't Yang Guo say it was a stick? It's strange."

The little dragon girl loosened her hand that was holding Liu Xu's neck, looked at it carefully, and said to herself: "It looks so strange, like a mushroom."

Xiaolongnv flicked her finger, and Liu Xu shook her body.

"It seems that she hasn't died yet." The little dragon girl was happy at once, and immediately bounced up without getting tired of it. The slight pain made Liu Xu's body constantly respond to the rough behavior of the little dragon girl.

"If you break it, maybe he will come back to life." The little dragon girl cried out excitedly, planning to pull out the stick.

Liu Xu couldn't pretend anymore, he hurriedly opened his eyes and shouted, "Miss Dragon, then you can't mess with it!"

The little dragon girl stopped her movements, turned around and looked at Liu Xu, and asked, "Are you awake?"

Liu Xu deliberately pretended to be very painful, clutching his forehead, and said: "I have been soaking in the water for a long time, and my brain still hurts."

When she thought of Liu Xu swimming out of there, Xiaolongnu's face blushed, and she hurriedly asked: "Then do you feel any discomfort in the water?"

"Fortunately, I just feel that there is a bashful smell in the water." Liu Xu replied.

In fact, the waterway of the Tomb of the Living Dead is extremely complicated. If the little dragon girl wants to leave her own scent in the water, it is estimated that she will not be able to squat in the water hole all day and work hard to achieve such a good effect. The reason why Liu Xu said this is to overlook Funny little dragon girl.

Xiaolongnu's face turned red, and she hurriedly changed the subject, saying, "How are you now? You should be fine, there are still one or two sets of Taoist clothes that I don't know who left behind. You and I go to the storage room. , I will show it to you."

Liu Xu stretched out his hands and lay on the ground pretending to be very painful, and said: "In fact, I was born with a terminal illness. This kind of terminal illness will grow a stick. The longer it gets, the longer it becomes. If it does, it will be longer than me, and then my essence will be sucked up by it, and finally it will become a corpse."

"So serious?" Xiaolongnv held her mouth, "Then I will pull it off for you."

"Don't!" Liu Xu hurriedly prevented Xiaolongnv's crazy behavior. If she was torn off by her, then her journey of Happy God Sculpture would come to an abrupt end.

The little dragon girl's tears were about to flow out, and she hurriedly asked: "Then how should I help you? It's painful for you."

auzw.com "There is only one way." Liu Xu beckoned Xiaolongnu to come closer, and then taught her how to bite for herself.

After listening, Xiaolongnv won't make a fuss like other women, because she didn't know that it was something unique to men, and thought it was a stick. Since sucking a stick can save people, what's the big deal?

The little dragon girl who has not been baptized by Liu Xu is not an idiot, but a "sex" idiot. She doesn't even know what "sex" means. She only knows that there are animals like men in the world. As for the characteristics of men, she doesn't know. , And what she has grasped is the most obvious feature of a man.

"Let's start!" Liu Xu smiled and was ready to enjoy.

Xiaolongnv tilted her head, as if she couldn't understand the smile on Liu Xu's face, but in order to save people, she couldn't control that much. She lowered her head and said with her lips...

After the incident, Liu Xu took a long sigh of relief and said, "It's much better, do you think it has become smaller?"

You don’t need to look at the little dragon girl. She knew what Liu Xu said was true based on her hand. The little dragon girl let go, shook her a little sour wrist, and said, "Now that I’m temporarily restrained, you go and wear it with me. Clothes, if grandma sees you like this, she will be angry."

"Yeah!" Liu Xu answered and got up vigorously.

Looking at the pretty blushing little dragon girl, Liu Xu felt that falling into the secret room was really a turning point in the fate of the tomb of the living dead. If it weren't for falling, I guess the little dragon girl would be very fierce to herself, just like the jade queen bee. same.

Thinking of the scene when he trampled on the little dragon girl Jade Queen Bee, Liu Xu felt that when it was necessary to worship the poor Jade Queen Bee. Its death was exchanged for his own beauty. Yu Lianlian, it would be unkind not to worship it. Up.

Follow the little dragon **** the long stone path. While walking, the little dragon girl said: "Do you know my grandmother grandmother?"

"Well, it's the one on the portrait, I know."

"Do you think she is still alive?"

As soon as Liu Xu's eyes rolled, he seemed to understand Xiaolongnv's intentions. It is estimated that her ultimate goal is to identify with the fact that Lin Chaoying is alive!

"Since it's your grandmother-in-law, she should have been dead for a long time, otherwise, why do you still stand up and worship her?" Liu Xu said logically.

"Then let me tell you, she is still alive, and just like when she left me, she hasn't aged at all. The actual age should be more than fifty. It looks like thirty years old. I am really happy." Xiaolong The footsteps of the female are extremely light, and the eyelashes are moving, like an elf falling into the world.

"Really?" Liu Xu deliberately pretended to be very surprised.

Lin Chaoying, who was practicing Guixi Dafa, was "saved" awakened by her. It was strange that he didn't know that Lin Chaoying was alive!

"Well, I'll take you to see her when you turn around. You have to be polite. Grandpa grandma hates having men enter the tomb of the living dead, so if you offend her, she might kick you out or even kill you. Put it in the coffin."

Xiaolongnv deliberately said Lin Chaoying was terrifying, just to scare Liu Xu, Liu Xu treated what Xiaolongnv said as a joke to deceive children.

When she came to the storage room, Xiaolongnv pulled out a set of Quanzhen Sect clothes from a pile of debris. When she saw Quanzhen Sect’s Taoist clothing, Liu Xu had a shadow in his heart, and he thought of the underwater one. The bones of Quanzhen followers. ..