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Jia Nai rolled her eyes at her husband: "The child's father, the child has just returned, don't scare him!" After she finished speaking, she smiled softly at Lin Xiao: "Son, don't worry about your father, speak slowly, mother also thinks I know!"

Lin Xiao had been preparing for this from the moment he entered the door, so he elaborated on the incident in which he was in a coma for two months after being accidentally injured by terrorists at the airport, which he had carefully built and had made up for all the flaws. The key to lying is that the key points are always omitted, but they focus on those unimportant things and elaborate in detail, even the dialogues of the characters in the situation at that time, it sounds very realistic.

This is what he learned from Wei Xiaobao. Wei Xiaobao said the key to this kind of lying at the beginning, but that guy is the emperor of lies.

Chapter [-] The Story of the Ostrich (Gagen)

"No, since you were injured and comatose and hospitalized, the hospital will always contact our family!" Tong Nai raised her eyebrows and asked her own question.

"How do I get in touch? When my mobile phone was accidentally injured at the airport, I was in a hurry to avoid bullets. In a panic, the phone fell and fell to the ground. I was about to bend over to pick it up, but was knocked away by the chaotic crowd. When I finally got rid of the fleeing crowd and looked at it again, my phone was trampled and smashed into slag. Besides, it was so messy at the time, so I didn’t pick up my phone because of my life. I thought that if it was broken, it would be broken. If you want to buy another one, human life is more important than a mobile phone, because I know that if I have an accident, you will definitely be sad! Who knows that he was shot in the head in a daze and fell into a coma!" At this time, this fellow did not forget to hit Emotional card, and added: "I knew that I would lose contact with my family because of the loss of my mobile phone. If everyone is worried, I will get my mobile phone back no matter what. Even if the mobile phone is broken, it will still be stuck. Alas!" He said with a regretful expression on his face.

Kano quickly comforted her son: "Yusuke, listen to my mother, you did nothing wrong. You were right not to pick up the phone at that time. If you did, it might be worse than a coma now!"

Dasuke has a keen sense of whether he is a policeman. He frowned and asked another question: "There was a terrorist attack at the airport in the United States on the day you arrived. Why didn't the newspapers report it?"

Lin Xiao felt a little stunned in his heart, and thought that a policeman is a policeman, and his sense of smell is much more sensitive than that of ordinary people. Lin Xiao was also a little embarrassed at this time, and he didn't know how to explain this problem in a smooth and transparent manner.

He could only pretend to be surprised and asked: "Isn't there any news about this in the newspapers? What are the journalists and media in the United States doing! But... After all, it was a terrorist attack, and it is possible that the United States was based on Because of political considerations, the official came forward to suppress this matter! I don't know the specific reason, I was still in a vegetative state in the hospital at that time!"

Lin Xiao couldn't see a trace of guilty conscience on his face, and his words were just right, expressing a point of view, but also sincerely expressing that he was just guessing without knowing it, which made it easy for others to accept.

Hearing this, Dasuke stared at Lin Xiao for a while without blinking. He saw his son's expression was normal and his eyes were calm. Furthermore, based on political considerations, the government was forced to interfere in some matters and thus banned news reports. This is also true in Japan. It made sense, so he finally nodded and said solemnly: "Well, what you said also makes sense! Well, since you're back, take a good rest for two days, then go to school, you can't let your studies fall, Because you are about to face the entrance exam, you must be admitted to a prestigious university like the University of Tokyo, and this is your responsibility as the son of the Takasaka family!"

Lin Xiao deliberately looked embarrassed: "But Dad, what about basketball? And this time I went to the United States to learn basketball, but I didn't succeed in the accident. I'm really not reconciled!"

He showed his unwillingness to fail this trip. From the side, it can prove the authenticity of what he said just now. This is the psychological stuff involved in the miscellaneous books that Lin Xiao read before. It was used flexibly by him.

Sure enough, Dajie felt a little bit more about the authenticity of Lin Xiao's story just now, thinking that what the child said should be true, and besides, he didn't need to lie to his family.

"As for basketball, you can continue to play when you enter the university! Well, this matter is settled for the time being, you just came back, go take a bath and rest early! And the two of you..." Dajie told Lin Xiao to look again Tsutomu and Kyosuke: "Also, rest early, don't play too late, and study is the most important thing!"

After the family meeting, Lin Xiao first went to take a shower, then came to Tong Nai's door, knocked, but no one answered, he turned the door handle and found that the door was just closed, and there was no one inside. Without the lock, she secretly laughed, Tong Nai this little girl is really arrogant (and) arrogant and fun. She wants Lin Xiao to come in with her and pretend to not care. This is probably arrogant.

After Lin Xiao turned the door handle and pushed the door open, he saw Tong Nai lying on the bed with his back to him, the computer was still on, and the screen saver didn't even pop up. Obviously, she had just left the bed on the computer (Harmony), and she was probably knocking on the door by herself. a while.

"Hey, Tong Nai, are you asleep?" Lin Xiao secretly laughed, if you pretend, then I'll play with you.

"Asleep!" Tong Nai blurted out. After speaking, the room was quiet, and the two of them were quiet. Tong Nai was annoyed. She was anxious to prove that she was asleep, but Lin Xiao suddenly asked a question, subconsciously. The ground said what was on his mind, and now it was completely exposed.

Lin Xiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, why is this little girl so cute and cute? Originally in his script, Tong Nai pretended not to sleep, and then he quietly touched Guangmu and talked about what to do with her while she was asleep. If she is affectionate, of course, these words have to flow more (harmoniously) the better. If the little girl can't listen to it, she will take the initiative to speak up. It seems that it is unnecessary now.

"You're still talking when you're asleep!" Lin Xiao could only temporarily change the script. Who told the other party to play cards out of common sense? He directly touched Hiroki regardless, lay down beside Tong Nai, and stretched his arms to carry her inside. arms.

Tong Nai was still angry with Lin Xiao at this time, and of course began to struggle reluctantly.

When Lin Xiao thought about it, he put his mouth (and) near her ear and bit Tong Nai's pink and white earlobe, and said with a smile: "Okay, it's my fault, don't be angry anymore, let's do this, I will punish myself, I'll tell you a joke and treat it as an apology!"

"Who wants to listen to your jokes!" Tong Nai said so, but his ears pricked up, obviously very interested, and obediently stopped struggling in Lin Xiao's arms.

Lin Xiao understood what she was thinking, and began to speak on his own initiative: "During the Warring States Period, there was an eunuch's servant, um, the eunuch, he was the most trusted servant of His Majesty the Emperor, and one day he was going to embarrass a minister and asked him to tell a story. Listen to him. So the minister preached that there was someone in the past." Having said that, Lin Xiao stopped talking, and paused for a while.

Tong Nai couldn't wait for the next sentence, so he couldn't help but wonder: "What about the next?"

Lin Xiao couldn't help laughing: "That eunuch asked the same thing at the time."

"What did the minister say?" Tong Nao was really curious.

"The minister said, there is no more below."

"What kind of story is this? You're clueless!" Tong Nai didn't react at first, but after a while, his shoulders shook and he laughed loudly, "Bastard Erni-chan, you're really bad!"

"It wasn't me who lost it, it was the minister who lost it!" Lin Xiao also laughed, and the little aunt finally laughed.

"Anything else? I'll forgive you if you say one more!"

Lin Xiao thought about it for a while and then continued: "Then I'll tell my lovely sister something funny. In ancient times, there was a person who liked (and) eroticism (and) whoring, and he would patronize the female branch every day. One day his wife was going to go back to her parents' home, because she was afraid that he would go prostitute and take all the money away. Before leaving, she only gave him ten cents to buy oil and rice to survive. "

Tong Nai blushed and said, "Oni-chan, why do you talk about this kind of slogan? You are a big (harmonious) wolf!"

"Where, your brother, I am a gentleman."

"Did you get your sister to be a gentleman from Guangmu?" Tong Nai snorted.

"We are not biological brothers and sisters, you know!" Lin Xiao smiled and then said, "The story is just a story, please listen... After two days, the man couldn't hold back anymore and ran to the brothel to find him. The prostitute said that he only had ten pennies, can he see if he could accommodate him for the sake of regular customers, and let him live (and) live a little cheaper."

"I'm embarrassed! Bah!" Tong Nai's cheeks turned even redder, and she scolded angrily, "Where did you hear these weird stories? I'm going to expose you to my parents tomorrow!"

"Then do you still want to listen?"

"Go ahead, what you want to say, I can't keep your mouth shut!" The Aojiao girl never forgets Aojiao.

Lin Xiao said: "That prostitute is really loyal, and he only charged him seven pennies, and told him that today we have a rare thing here, you go and try, you go upstairs from here, Turn left on the last room on the second floor, push the door and go in. The man was overjoyed and ran over to see that there was actually an ostrich in that room!"

"Huh? No way?" Tong Nao jumped up from the bed: "This... how is this...? Ernie, you are too perverted, tell me such a disgusting story!"

"The wonderful thing is in the back, after you've heard it!" Lin Xiao couldn't help laughing himself, "But that man really couldn't hold back his brain, and he was extremely curious about the ostrich, so... you I understand! Cough!"

"Cough, it's so embarrassing!" Tong Nai's cheeks were already on fire, and he hurriedly said: "Hurry up and shut up for me, disgusting pervert!"

Lin Xiao smiled and said: "After two more days, the man relapsed and came to the brothel again. The prostitute accepted his last remaining three cents in embarrassment, and told him that for the sake of regular customers, I'll give you a bargain today. Price... You go upstairs from here, turn left at the last room on the third floor, and go in. The man was overjoyed, and ran up to the third floor to open the door and saw that seven or eight big men were lying on the floor with their p-shares. ."

"Yeah, it's getting more and more disgusting!" Tong Nai shouted repeatedly, and then became a little curious: "Wouldn't it be homosexuality?"

"Don't be impatient and listen to me. At first, the man thought that those men were gay (and) having sex, but he immediately discovered that there were many holes in the floor, and those people lying on the ground passed through the holes. Peek down and watch."

"What are they looking at?" Tong Nai was really curious.

Lin Xiao smiled and continued: "The man was also curious, so he also went down and looked at it together. It turned out that there was a beautiful woman taking a bath downstairs, and the spring (and) light was fully exposed! The man was overjoyed, and continued to say. This three cents is really worth spending, feast for the eyes! At this time, a guy next to the man raised his head and sneered with disdain, "You are so rare and strange, you don't know anything, you are just taking a bath, we have seen it a few days ago. What about a forked ostrich!"