Two-dimensional Writing Wheel Eye
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"Snoring... snoring..." There was a slight snoring sound in his ears, Lin Xiao crawled over to the bed and looked on the floor. Sure enough, Hyoudou Issei was lying on the floor with all his back and he was sleeping soundly.
"When did this kid sleep on the floor? He actually slept on the floor without sleeping on a good bed!" Lin Xiao curled his lips, not understanding Brother Cheng's hobbies.
At this time, the muffled voice from outside the door came again: "Ise, get up quickly, it's time to go to school after breakfast, if you can't afford it, you will be late!"
Lin Xiao reached out to the floor and gently pushed Bingdou Ise: "Brother, get up, your mother told you to eat!"
Hyoudou Issei slept soundly, which probably has something to do with him being a little empty due to Lin Xiao's intrusion into the spiritual world last night.
Seeing that Lin Xiao couldn't call the other party, he fumbled with his hand on the head of the bed and just caught the alarm clock. When his mind changed, bad water appeared in his stomach. He held the alarm clock in the air, aimed at Hyoudou Issei's crotch, and then slapped his hand. Loose, the alarm clock fell off. This alarm clock is iron and not light.
With a bang, the iron alarm clock hit Hyoudou Issei's trousers (and) crotch accurately. Brother Cheng let out a shrill scream, wailing in his mouth: "It hurts me!" Then he completely woke up.
After waking up, he still covered Xiao Ding Ding with his hands. As a young boy, when it was morning erection in the early morning, Ding Ding was holding his head high and his chest was higher than Tiangong's test.
"Are you awake? Stop howling when you wake up, your mother called you!" Lin Xiao shook his head: "It's really fragile, I can't take a single blow, what the hell is the Red Dragon Emperor!"
"Brother Yushen, it hurts a lot, okay? If you don't believe me, I'll try to smash you!"
Lin Xiao swept his eyes lightly: "Okay, if you have the guts to try it, I promise to burn you to scum!"
Speaking of burning, Hyoudou Issei immediately thought of Yuma Amano who was burnt to slag last night, and quickly stopped complaining and said with a dry smile: "Just kidding, don't be angry, Yujin, by the way, what did you just say? ?"
"I said you little (and) brother (and) brother, what brother! By the way, why did you sleep on the floor?" The awakening of the Chilong Emperor still depends on Ddraig and Hyoudou Issei, Lin Xiao does not plan to mix.
Speaking of this matter, Hyoudou Issei was full of grievances and resentments, looked at Lin Xiao resentfully like an angry little daughter-in-law, and muttered, "Brother, I'm so embarrassed to ask, why did I fall asleep? On the floor? Don't I know it's comfortable on Hiroki, but even though you fell asleep, you stretched your legs and kicked me off. Later, I climbed eight full times, and every time I lay down for less than two minutes, I was kicked by you Kicked down, I don't know if you did it on purpose or not!"
Lin Xiao slapped his mouth, rubbed his chin in thought, nodded and said quietly, "It seems that I really don't have the potential to be gay. If I sleep with a man, I will instinctively reject it in my sleep!"
Hyoudou Issei became even more resentful when he heard the words.
"Okay, don't look at me like that, it makes me feel uncomfortable, didn't you hear your mother wake you up, go and open the door!"
"Yes!" Hyoudou Issei responded to Lin Xiao's words in a loud voice almost instinctively. Even he was stunned by this unconscious obedience, but he didn't care much, and got up and opened the door.
In fact, this is the result of Lin Xiao's psychological suggestion of obeying orders to Hingdou Ise using the Shaker.
When the door opened, Hingdou's mother looked at her son and said, "Why did it take so long to open the door? By the way, what were you howling in the room just now?" Lin Xiao, then she looked at her son again, her expression became weird.
Why did my son sleep with a boy?Could it be... not?
Chapter [-] The red-haired minister Rias Gremory
Hyoudou's mother stood at the door, her head stuck in from the outside and looked inside. The expression on her face at this time was quite strange, shocked and unbelievable.
She never imagined that there would be a person hiding in her son's room, and more importantly, a man, and thinking of the screams of her son she heard outside the door just now, Hyoudou's mother suddenly turned to the most unbearable one. I thought about it.
Wouldn't the son be going astray in sex (and) taking (and) up?Does he actually like men?No wonder he was in high school and never had a girlfriend. It turned out to be a serious problem in his mind.
The cry just now was so miserable, it is very likely that the two of them were doing that bad thing in the morning, and [-]% of the son is still the one who was bullied... Received...
In Hyoto's mother's mind, her son is of course excellent, and it is impossible for her to fail to get a girlfriend because of her own problems. She never imagined that the reason why Hyoto Issei couldn't have a girlfriend was because he was too horny and too H, so she kept her away .
Lin Xiao was lying on Guangmu, and after seeing Hingdou's mother, he smiled and waved at the other party: "Good morning, Auntie!"
Mother Hyouto looked away from Lin Xiao stiffly, then glared at Ise with an almost murderous look, and whispered angrily, "You brat! I'll settle the account with you later!"
Then he exited and took Hyoudou's father and went downstairs.
"Old...Old...Old...Old...Old...Old,Old,Old...Husband!"
"What's wrong with my wife? Your face is so ugly. Is Ise doing lewd things alone early in the morning?"
"SSSSSSSSSS...SEX! Issei, he...and...with a boy last night..." Hyoudou's mother said that her hands were trembling.
"Old...wife! What's wrong with you, wife?" Hyoudou's father was startled when he saw his wife like this.
"Cohabitation... cohabitation! cohabitation!"
"What cohabitation?"
"It's just living together, sleeping together! Ise... Ise... ah ah ah ah..."
"Wife? Wife? Calm down! Wife..."
Hyoudou Issei, who was standing at the door, and Lin Xiao, who was lying on Hiroki, both heard the conversation coming from the stairs. Hyoudou Issei was confused for a while, but then he reacted, scratching his hair frantically, looking at Lin Xiao smiled bitterly.
Lin Xiao also understood what Hingto's mother said, and couldn't help but stunned. He didn't expect that he would one day be regarded as gay. Thinking about it, he felt a chill all over his body, and he couldn't help but burst out a foul language: "Grass!"
Then I saw Hyoudou Ise standing at the door, so he jumped off the Hiroki, raised his hand and patted Brother Cheng's head a few times, and said angrily: "It's all you kid, I only like girls!"
"I only like girls too!"
Later, in the dining room
Hyoudou Issei raised his spoon and saw that the food on the table was drooling. He couldn't wait to shout "I'm going to start", and then he aimed at the miso soup and moved his hands unceremoniously.
"It's delicious, mother."
"Yes...Yes, really...Thank you for your compliment." Father father and mother sat in front of me with indescribable complex expressions on their faces. They had been observing their son and this man from the very beginning. Strange man, this strange man has to say that he is really handsome, but his son can't come out of the closet and become gay because of this!What will happen to the Hyoudou family in the future?His grandfather, what should his son do in the face of this situation?Could it be that the Hyoudou clan will end in my hands?
At the same time, Hyoudou Issei was also stared at by his parents, making him feel uncomfortable.
On the contrary, Lin Xiao complacently ate vegetables and drank soup for a while like a normal person.
"You're too polite, um... that..." Hyoudou's mother wanted to ask about Lin Xiao's relationship with Ise, but she hesitated and didn't know how to say it.
This topic is too sensitive (and) sensitive!
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