Type-Moon, but the Servant is Tom

"Hiha~hisha~." Looking down, he found that Spike was suddenly sitting on the ground, with his two front legs hanging in front of him like a normal dog. Maintaining this posture, he licked the back of Bai Song's hand with his tongue.

"...Well, I take back my thoughts." After seeing this, Bai Song decisively took back all his thoughts. Who doesn't want a licking dog?

"Tom... Tom? Alas, where did Tom go?" After summoning Spike, Bai Song was about to call Tom over.

As a result, before he even finished calling Tom's name, he saw that Tom, who had just been sitting in the entrance hall stroking his big bag, disappeared. It was exactly the same as when Jerry disappeared just now. There really wasn't even a fart sound. Leave.

"Kala~Kala~!"

Seeing that Tom also disappeared, Bai Song decisively prepared to use the command spell to determine Tom's location. Before he could use it, he heard several discordant sounds coming from the kitchen nearby.

Hearing this, Bai Song frowned. He didn't know why, but he felt something was wrong.

Without saying anything, Bai Song quietly walked to the kitchen with Spike. Looking from the door, the refrigerators blocked the view, but the reflection reflected by the lights of the refrigerator could be clearly seen... ..it’s a cat!

Bai Song's heart suddenly thumped, and regardless of the silence, he strode directly to the refrigerator and looked in front of it.

The moment he arrived at the refrigerator, the scene in front of the refrigerator came into Bai Song's eyes.

I saw a big blue and white cat sitting in front of the refrigerator, holding a whole chicken and showing it off in its mouth!

Chapter 69 Spike dominates Tom and Jerry!

When Bai Song looked up, he could still see a big mouse eating cheese on the upper shelf of the refrigerator. His cheeks were deformed as he ate it.

The cat and the mouse were eating happily, but suddenly, Tom noticed that there seemed to be a death gaze focused on him, and he suddenly felt shocked.

After stopping eating the chicken, Tom tentatively raised his head and looked ahead.

"Bang~!" The moment he saw Bai Song, Tom's whole cat was frightened and trembled. The plate with only half of the chicken in his hand fell directly from Tom's hand and smashed it. It fell to the ground and broke into several large pieces and a lot of small pieces.

Jerry on the upper shelf of the refrigerator was not much better. He was finishing chewing the cheese and was about to swallow it when he heard the sound of the plate breaking.

Then he saw Bai Song, who was staring deathly at him and Tom. He was so frightened that his swallowing movements went wrong. He couldn't swallow it and the cheese got stuck in his throat. "Goooo?!"

"Tom...and Jerry..." Looking at the refrigerator that had been cleaned by these two little dogs, Bai Song felt very complicated in his heart.

I thought that after arriving at my home, I would be able to save some money. After all, Ryunosuke must have purchased some ingredients at my house more or less. Maybe I won’t need to spend money to get them from Ryunosuke in the next few days. You can survive with your own money, and you can clear the Holy Grail War without spending any money!

Then... this damn reality gave him a blow. He really didn't expect it, so he just summoned a dog and the food reserve was sent.

Looking at this devastated refrigerator, it's hard to accept it.

Bai Song is hard, his fist is hard!

Vaguely feeling that Bai Song was gathering anger, Tom stood up decisively, preparing to run away to avoid the limelight at the right moment.

This has reached the point where it can no longer run. According to its previous memories, every time this happens, it will definitely become quite miserable.

Instead of facing the miserable cat student in the future, it would be better to hide for a while and wait for Bai Song to calm down before making plans.

Before Bai Song could take action, a ferocious dog jumped out from behind Bai Song and pinched Tom's neck with a slap, but it was as if it was pinching not a cat's neck, but a piece of paper. , Tom, whose neck has been strangled by fate, is now only one centimeter wide at most.

Jerry above saw that it was not him, and he immediately felt relaxed, and swallowed the cheese completely with one force.

Then Jerry sat down next to the upper glass of the refrigerator, sat on the edge with his legs hanging, and was ready to continue watching the show. It would be a shame not to sit in the special seat to watch this kind of scene of Tom being deflated. ?

In this way, Jerry wasted his only chance to escape and sat on the edge of the glass partition to watch Tom being beaten.

Before Jerry could see how Spike was teaching Tom a lesson, he saw a huge gray hand suddenly grabbing him. Jerry was so frightened that he jumped up and tried to escape, but it was of no use. His body was simply pinched by Spike's left hand.

This force was so strong that it completely squeezed out the cheese that Jerry had just swallowed. It was so complete that no one knew what Jerry had just chewed.

Seeing the cheese flying out, Jerry immediately became anxious. He stretched his neck quickly, opened his mouth and showed off the cheese that had just flown out, and put it back into his stomach. When he felt the cheese returning in his stomach, Jerry couldn't help but take a deep breath.

Spike pulled both hands forward at the same time, and Jerry and Tom were pulled directly in front of him, and the cheeks of the cat and the mouse were directly pressed together.

Immediately afterwards, Spike also stuck his head out and stopped less than ten centimeters away from Tom and Jerry's heads.

Looking at these two familiar little things, Spike smiled angrily, then suddenly canceled the smiling face state, and directly threatened with an angry face, "If I see you in the kitchen again, you will Dead!"

"Goooo~!"

"Goooo~!"

Listening to the threat from Spike, the cat and the mouse looked at each other and exchanged glances, 'When did this silly dog ​​come? ! ’, then both of them swallowed their saliva at a very high synchronization rate.

"have you understood!!!"

After hearing Spike roar again, Tom and Jerry nodded frantically, fearing that if they nodded too slowly, Spike would punch them directly on top of their heads.

"Very good." After seeing Tom and Jerry nod very obediently, Spike became kind-hearted again, closed his eyes and smiled, and put Tom and Jerry on the ground, as if he hadn't gotten angry just now. Give cats and mice a sense of peace of mind.

Then, Spike changed his attitude again, straightened his body, pointed his left hand at the exit of the kitchen, and yelled, "Get out of here now!"

Spike's super loud roar immediately frightened the cat and mouse and rushed out of the kitchen, even... on the side, they were still marveling at hearing the dog for the first time. Bai Song, who was speaking, was also startled by the roar. He felt that his soul was almost scared away.

"Woof!" After Tom and Jerry escaped from the kitchen due to the desire to survive, Spike got down on all fours again and yelled softly with a flattering look on his face.

"Fuck...well done!" Seeing Spike's expression change for the third time, Bai Song rubbed Spike's head with a weird look on his face.

Feeling Bai Song caressing his dog's head, Spike obediently rubbed Bai Song's hand with his hand. It could be said that he was completely different from the angry dog ​​before. He was truly a master of face-changing.

The speed of changing its face is almost faster than turning the pages of a book, no... If its face changes are compared to turning the pages of a book, then the speed of reading must be quantum speed reading no matter how high or low it is.

However, Bai Song just complained about it in his heart. In fact, he thought it was not bad. Who doesn't like a loyal licking dog? No!

Moreover, this dog can also be used as a counterweight to Tom and Jerry!

Yes, that's right, this dog can cope with Tom and Jerry. Just after realizing this, Bai Song immediately felt that taking out Spike was probably considered a success in terms of functionality. ssr now!

Thinking of this, Bai Song suddenly showed a happy smile. Finally...he finally had the means to punish Tom and Jerry!

This wave... makes money with blood!

Chapter 70 Gudazi: The fireworks are actually me?!

Failed......

Watching the video transmitted from Maiya, Kiritsugu smoked a cigarette, trying to use smoking to activate the cells in his brain.

But...even so, he still doesn't have much clue about how to deal with Tom. Now he just feels that everything is so unrealistic. He just heard that Gudazi summoned a servant named Arash. , just happy.

After all, that was one of the greatest heroes of Persia and the etymology of Archer. Summoning such a servant would definitely seal victory.

But, but... He never expected that before he could get out of his joy, Arash would be ordered to self-destruct by Gudazi using a command spell. He didn't understand that Gudazi could do it so simply. , what is the idea of ​​giving away such a powerful top servant for nothing.

And this is not the most excessive thing, it is the fact that is most difficult for him to accept.

Even with this top-level servant's self-destruction blow and the blessing of the Command Spell, he still failed to defeat 'Schrödinger's Cat'. He still doesn't know how to defeat that cat.

Not to mention defeated, it didn't even get injured. The weird cat actually absorbed the energy of Arash's self-destruction. It was just blown up into a balloon, with no intention of being hurt at all.

Then, 'Schrödinger' walked behind 'Schrödinger's Cat' and didn't know what he did. He even directly returned the Noble Phantasm originally activated by Arash to Gudazi and Mashu, allowing the two girls to Became fireworks in the sky.

"Action plan one, action plan two, complete failure..." muttering to himself, Kiritsugu looked at the RPG in his hand.

His initial plan of action was to call the police first and disturb the possible master of Schrödinger in the house. When the master came out to use magic to disperse the police, he would use RPG to mess up his face.

But the reality did not work out as he expected. Instead, 'Schrödinger' and 'Schrödinger's cat' ran away directly, in a very ghostly manner.

The master of 'Schrodinger' has never appeared from the beginning to the end, so there are only two possibilities. Either the master of 'Schrodinger' is very cautious and does not act with his followers who have been exposed, but hides alone. a place.

Either the master of 'Schrödinger' is still somewhere in the house, and he just asked his followers to lure the police away.

In order to determine whether the followers of 'Schrodinger' were still in the house, he asked Maiya to track 'Schrodinger'. When he returned to the castle, he also took his marksman pistol to search the house. Apart from the traces of his spirit, no trace of the Master was found.

Then he went back to trick Gudazi into dealing with Schrödinger and Schrödinger's cat. Although this second option was more reckless, it was not him who was going to fight, so it was very cost-effective.

However, he followed quietly and brought the RPG with him, just in case he found traces of Schrödinger's master, he could just use this thing to make fun of the RPG, regardless of whether it was useful or not. Anyway, use it first and then talk about it.

But after Gudazi was blown away by the Noble Phantasm released by his servant, he also declared failure.

But compared to this, he felt that it was a bit more bizarre that Gudazi and Mashu could survive in that Noble Phantasm. Maybe it was the protection of the servant named Mashu. In short, they were alive. Come down.

But in this way, apart from consuming an Arash in the middle, it is equivalent to going out for a stroll.

After returning to the castle, Kiritsugu placed the RPG in a corner and saw Gudazi and others in the hall.

It can be seen that Gudazi's face is quite ugly.

"...I turned into a firework." After seeing Kiritsugu coming in at the door, Gudazi raised his eyes and stopped paying attention, and continued to tell his story to the audience, Alli. .

For the first time at this singularity, I summoned a "like" servant, and also got a round of Chen Gong's ammunition named "Merlin". The two joys overlapped each other, and this double joy brought Gudazi More and more joy.

What should have been a dreamy fireworks show time, but...why did it become like this?

She, the only master of Chaldea, the destroyer of the world...the 'savior', the master who has used Chen Gong and Arash countless times, is destined to end Goetia's people.

Today, the boat actually capsized in the gutter. The person who set off the fireworks turned into fireworks. The fireworks turned out to be myself? !

How could she accept this kind of thing!

"Bang!" After saying that he turned into a firework, Gudazi looked around. Finally he couldn't stand it any more. He slammed the table and stood up.

I looked around, but in fact the only people in the audience who were intact at this time were Airi and Kiritsugu who had just entered.

Merlin had just woken up and was beaten violently by Fufu again. Although he was still sitting on the chair, he looked sick and sick. The strong crossbow was exhausted, not to mention Merlin's 'weak crossbow' ?

As for Matthew... there are still two band-aids on his butt, so it can't be considered intact.

Looking at the audience who were listening to his words, Gudazi put a fake beard under his nose very seriously and lectured, "This is a shame, a shame for our entire collective. I hope everyone here can bear in mind this." Heart, don’t let this shameful thing happen again.”

Ma Xiu on the side looked at Gudazi sideways, a drop of sweat fell from his head, and looked at Gudazi with a subtle questioning look.

What a 'collective' shame. It was clearly Gudazi who had the problem, but he was able to blame it so easily. When he said it, it immediately changed from a personal shame to a 'collective' shame, at least for Matthew. She didn't think she was so thick-skinned.

"I have decided to enable combat assistance from now on!"

Hearing Gudazi's words, Kiritsugu raised his eyebrows slightly. He didn't quite understand what Gudazi meant by assisting in the battle. Could it be the so-called Chaldean shaker from her mouth?

Upon hearing Gudazi's words, Ma Xiu immediately asked, "Want to help in the battle? But deciding who to choose to help in the battle so quickly...isn't it a bit too hasty?"

"It's okay. There are ready-made crutches here. It's already clear which one to use to assist!"

After saying this, Gudazi glanced at Merlin 'accidentally'.

Chapter 71 Kong Ming: It’s broken, Gudazi is here!

"So...who is the candidate? Senior." Seeing Gudazi swearing so confidently, Ma Xiu didn't know why, but he always had a bad premonition?

After hearing what Mashu said, Gudazi did not rush to answer, but clicked on the watch on his left hand. The next moment, the same interface as in FGO, where he chose to assist before entering the dungeon, appeared on Guda In front of my eyes.

Gudazi directly clicked on the list of caster job agencies, and the first one among them was an 'elegant' gentleman.

"Chen Gong and Chen Gongtai, the decision is yours!"

After saying that, Gudazi didn't take into account Merlin's horrified expression after hearing the name, and directly pointed the index finger of his right hand on the icon of help set by his friend Gudav.

The next moment, there was no need to set up a round table or the slightest ceremony, the summons took place automatically.

It can't even be called a so-called summons, because just the moment Gudazi clicked the button, a white light formed a figure in front of everyone's eyes, and then the human-shaped white light shattered, revealing the true appearance of the person in the white light. .

A man with purple hair and slightly dark skin appeared where the white light disappeared. The man was dressed in classical Chinese clothes, holding a bamboo slip in his hand, and wearing glasses on his face. He looked very elegant, easy-going and approachable.

"Follower, Caster, his name is Chen Gong and his courtesy name is Gongtai. It is fate that he will be assisted in socializing here. I hope we can continue to cooperate for a long time."

Seeing this scene, Kiritsugu's pupils shrank sharply. He never expected that it would be so easy for this Chaldean to summon a servant. With a wave of his hand, a servant appeared directly in front of him. , without even performing any summoning ceremony.

This scene was just like the video he watched before when Tom swallowed Arash's self-destructive attack and then blew Gudazi away with his backhand. It was not realistic, scientific, or magic at all!

The moment he saw Chen Gong, Gudazi stepped forward to shake hands and said with excitement, "Welcome, Chen Gongtai, I have been waiting for you for a long time..."

"No~!" Before Gudazi could finish his words, Merlin's hair suddenly exploded with a sickly look, and he fell heavily to the ground. Even if he could crawl, he still wanted to escape from this terrible situation. man.

The devil knows why he was just hit by Tom's bomb. The wound that would have been repaired instantly before was not getting better now. Now it is difficult for Merlin to escape.

What a pity, he just came here to have fun.

Now that Chen Gong is here, is it possible for him to be an audience member? It will definitely be like the one he regards as one of his entertainments, Arash, who is made into a repertoire like fireworks, becoming a firework.

He had already thought about the plot. After he strengthened Chen Gong, Chen Gong would definitely sell him a precious phantom. Merlin had experienced this kind of thing many times and never wanted to experience it again.

He just came to see the show, why would he risk his life?

Seeing Merlin falling to the ground and twisting like a Merlin bug, he wanted to escape from here.

So Gudazi smiled, picked up Merlin's collar with his right hand, raised him in the air with one hand, and said with a smile, "Mr. Merlin, where do you want to go? You have to rest and recover now."

Being helplessly lifted up in the air by Gudazi, Merlin felt only fear in his heart and shouted in his heart.

‘Who will save me! ! ! ’