Type-Moon, but the Servant is Tom

Thinking of this, Black Cat no longer hesitated and walked decisively towards the house with his breakfast.

Chapter 115 Butch and Tom’s ‘reminiscing’!

"Squeak~." After pushing open the front door of Bai Song's house called Yusheng's house, the black cat carefully looked around the yard.

There didn't seem to be any signs of living things. Seeing this, the black cat immediately showed an arrogant smile.

Since no one is here, then within this breakfast time, this is your own kingdom, just come and feel comfortable!

Look at this excellent environment. There is not only a swing on the right, but also two trees next to it. There is a red hammock hanging in the middle. It is quite comfortable at first sight. The black cat's eyes suddenly lit up when he saw this hammock. It's like having two light bulbs attached to your eyes.

The moment he noticed the hammock, Black Cat decided to have a good sleep in that hammock after he had eaten and drank enough.

"Bang!" He slammed the door and violently closed the door to the front yard.

The black cat held the trash can lid and ran towards the swing in a flash.

After arriving at the swing, the black cat turned around, pointed his butt at the swing, stood on tiptoes, and raised his butt a little. After twisting his butt, he sat down directly on the swing.

After placing the trash can lid filled with food on his legs, the black cat rubbed his hands.

I saw it casually digging out from behind me, taking out a piece of saliva cloth from nothing, and tied it directly around my neck.

Then, it took out another pair of knives and forks from its back again. It was like a magic trick. There was nothing behind it, but it just took out three things in a row. , it’s like having a different dimension space.

Also, it’s weird that he’s so down-and-out that he needs to pick up trash to eat, and yet he’s so particular about energy. If it were another down-and-out cat, he would probably just lie down on the ground and start showing off.

After the preparations were completed, the black cat eagerly started to eat his breakfast using the knife and fork.

If you ignore the fact that it eats leftovers from other people's meals and that the plate it holds food on is a trash can lid, perhaps this black cat is eating with a little elegance at this time.

"Angang~~, click click click, dunk ~ times, dunk ~ times."

He kept chewing food in his mouth, and the sounds he made were simply not like those he could make while eating.

Even while eating breakfast, he took out a newspaper from his back and read it. The headline on the front page read: 'AUO super luxury seaside park will open tomorrow, with free entry in the first week (including food)'.

Looking at this front page headline, Black Cat began to imagine how wonderful the next week would be.

When this Laoshizi Paradise opens, it will have to eat and drink for free. If it misses out on this good thing, it will probably regret it for the rest of its life!

While the black cat was cooking, Tom in the house was planning to go out to see what was going on because of the slamming sound coming from the door.

"Click~, squeak~."

After turning the door handle, Tom gently opened the door and walked out of the house with ease. Before he could take a few steps, he saw a dirty black cat eating garbage on the swing on the left.

The moment he saw the black cat, Tom was so frightened that his limbs straightened and he flew twenty centimeters away. His mouth also opened, his tongue stretched out straight out, and he made a loud inhaling sound, " Uh~E!!!!!”

However, this stay in the air did not last long, because this time it did not feel afraid, but was just shocked.

It knows this cat so well that even if the black cat is burned into charcoal, Tom can still recognize it at a glance. This black cat is Butch, one of the legendary stray cats!

The moment he saw him eating garbage in his yard, Tom decided to stop Butch from doing so.

Even if this guy eats garbage, he looks extremely ugly when he eats it. All kinds of leftover bones are scattered on the floor. If his master sees this, according to the reactions of several hostesses in the past when encountering this kind of thing. It seems that there is a high probability that his master will think that he did it.

When the time comes, he will most likely be beaten!

Thinking of this, Tom walked decisively and aggressively towards Butch's direction.

Butch, who was eating the so-called 'delicious food' here, did not notice Tom's appearance. He was still eating the 'delicious food' on the swing and reading the newspaper.

Just when it was focusing all its attention on the newspaper, suddenly, a shadow enveloped him, making the newspaper in its hand completely black and unable to see anything clearly.

"Who is it! Blocking the sun!" Butch suddenly raised his head and shouted in front of him with an unhappy look on his face.

The moment he raised his head, he noticed that the person in front of him was not another cat, but one of his closest friends, Tom.

At this time, Tom was putting the backs of his hands on his waist, making a similar gesture with his hands on his hips, and was staring at himself with an unhappy look on his face.

"Ah, Tom, it's been so long!" After meeting his good friend, Butch immediately laughed and put the trash can lid on his legs, pinched Tom's upper arms with both hands, and very He said happily.

"Tom, it was the last time I saw you!"

Seeing Butch's reaction, Tom, who originally came to accuse him, felt a little embarrassed because he didn't want to hit the smiling man.

However, just when Tom was thinking about finding a reason to send it away quickly.

Tom suddenly felt that Butch's two hands holding his upper arms seemed to be moving around. After looking down, Tom's face suddenly darkened again.

Okay, this Spike-day Butch is actually wiping his hands with its body? !

Realizing that this guy was not reminiscing with him, but attracting his attention in the name of reminiscing, and then wiped the smelly water on his hands from turning over the garbage on the hair of his hands, Tom immediately became angry. Got it!

"Haha!" Tom threw his hands to both sides, throwing Butch's hands away, and at the same time, a loud shout was heard that was not made by Tom himself, but was dubbed by Tom.

Seeing Tom's sudden outburst, Butch pretended not to know anything and said, "Huh? Tom, what are you doing, Tom?"

Tom didn't reply to Butch's knowing question. Instead, he pinched his left index finger with his right hand and pulled hard.

"Bo'er~." With a sound like cupping, he pulled off the white glove on his left hand, revealing... well, the hand under the glove was exactly the same as when wearing the glove.

Then Tom held the glove in his right hand and slapped Butch in the face with the glove of his left hand very elegantly, "Pop!!!"

Chapter 116 Bai Song: Free food?! Damn it!

"Ouch!" Butch covered his beaten left face with both hands and looked at Tom in confusion, not understanding what Tom was doing.

I just used its hair to wipe the smelly water in the trash can. As for beating myself like this?

After putting the glove back on his left hand, Tom stretched out the index finger of his right hand, waved it twice in front of him, and finally straightened his right hand and pointed at the door of the front yard, asking Butch to get out of there quickly.

Seeing Tom's action, how could Butch not understand what Tom was going to do? This was to drive him away!

Butch immediately stopped treating Tom as his brother, and immediately got off the swing, stood up, raised the trash can lid with both hands, and slammed it on Tom's head.

"boom!!!!!"

In just an instant, the trash can lid fell on Tom's forehead, but the power of Tom's forehead seemed to be greater, so that Tom's head directly broke the trash can lid.

However, it doesn't matter, the purpose of Butch's attack has been completed after all.

The trash can lid that was broken by Tom's head turned into a ring and fit perfectly around Tom's waist, trapping Tom's hands directly.

Standing there, Tom felt like stars were shaking above his head, and the whole cat was shaking.

"Bang!" After completing this action, Butch did not give up the opportunity to control Tom, and kicked Tom directly in the stomach, sending Tom flying ten meters away!

"Crack!!!" Finally, Tom opened his mouth and closed his eyes, and was kicked straight away by Butch to a tree on the opposite side.

"Wuhu~!" When Butch saw Tom being knocked away by his own sneak attack combo, he immediately put his right hand on his forehead to block the sun, and laughed as he looked at Tom who was sent flying to the root of a tree, "Ouch Hahahahahaha!!!”

After such a set of combos, Butch still seemed a little unsatisfied.

The few attacks just now gave it a feel, and it wanted to continue to hit Tom with a few more consecutive attacks.

After looking around, Butch's eyes shone brightly as he focused on the bones that fell to the ground that he had just eaten.

He casually picked up a chicken leg bone, raised it high and jumped on one foot a few times to accumulate strength, then threw it in the direction of Tom. The momentum was very strong, at least in Butch's own eyes.

However, I still underestimated Tom too much. Tom had come to his senses at this moment.

I saw Tom holding the edge of the trash can lid with both hands, and at the same time, he lifted the trash can lid up from its body.

After taking off the lid of the trash can, which had only a ring of iron rings but no top lid, Tom was about to throw it away.

But just when it was about to throw it away, Tom seemed to have thought of something. He held one side of the iron ring with both hands and twisted the seemingly weak iron ring into a big twist. stick.

Looking at the perfect bat that appeared in his hand, Tom smiled evilly and turned his head to face the perspective described in the novel, with the corners of his mouth grinning to the base of his ears.

With a handy weapon, it means...time for revenge!

"Aha!" Tom held one end of the big twist-shaped stick with both hands, as if he was swinging a baseball bat. The moment the chicken leg bone thrown by Butch hit, he swung the big stick in an extremely powerful direction. Perfect arc.

"Bang!" The big twist-shaped stick hit the chicken leg bone perfectly and knocked it back!

"Bang!" After a short flight, the chicken leg bone perfectly hit Butch's face, which was looking at Tom. At this moment, Butch's face was like plasticine, and the chicken leg bone directly hit it. His face was stretched out.

Not only that, the chicken leg bone also pushed out about ten centimeters from the back of Butch's head, as if there was no skull at all in Butch's head.

In the end, because the strength disappeared and Butch's head had some elasticity, the chicken leg bone was finally ejected, but Butch's head did not recover. From Tom's side, it looked like a chrysanthemum.

After seeing Butch's tragic situation, Tom looked back at the lens described in the novel again, and with a smile, he stretched out his right thumb and pointed at Butch.

Then, Tom held his right hand on the big tree next to him that it had just hit, and stretched his left hand greatly toward his abdomen. With exaggerated movements, he wildly laughed at Butch, whose face was beaten like a chrysanthemum by it.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

Butch, who was still laughing at Tom just now, was stunned when he saw Tom's action. In an instant, offense and defense were switched.

But Butch, as one of the iron triangle of street stray cats, would never be able to endure this anger!

While being laughed at by Tom, Butch shook his head and returned to normal, then looked around, trying to find a suitable enough throwing object, but it was obvious that the bone was the only hard object nearby.

Finally, Butch turned his attention to the newspaper he had just read.

After squeezing the newspaper into a ball, Butch held the ball with both hands and placed it at his right ear. At the same time, he raised his left foot and made a baseball pitching gesture.

And Tom on the opposite side also understood after Butch made this action, and entered into the appearance of the baseball player's hands holding the bat, waiting for the ball to enter the swing range. If they put on baseball clothes at this time, it would become A sure kill, but it's a pity that it can't be replaced.

"Wha~!" Seeing the right moment, Butch threw the ball in Tom's direction.

The speed is extremely fast, it doesn't look like a ball of newspaper, it looks like a real baseball!

"Bang!" However, no matter how fast it was, it was difficult to avoid Tom's swing. The moment he entered the attack range, Tom decisively swung the bat and hit the 'ball' flying towards its head in one fell swoop. Fly out!

"Aha!!!" Seeing the ball fly out, Tom's expression immediately became arrogant again.

But...it was only arrogant for a moment, and it couldn't be arrogant anymore, because...this 'ball' was hit by it towards the window of Bai Song's room, "Aha... ....”

"Crack!" As a harsh sound came, the window in Bai Song's room shattered.

In the room, lying on the bed, Bai Song covered his head that was hit, holding the paper ball in his hand, and shouted angrily, "Who did it?!"

"Who on earth disturbed my sleep again...huh?" Just as he was about to angrily accuse him, Bai Song suddenly noticed a title on the paper ball, which read, 'AUO Super Luxury Seaside Park is about to open tomorrow. First week free (including food)'.

Seeing this line of title, Bai Song, who wakes up from poverty every day, was immediately shocked, "What the hell?!"

Chapter 117 Bai Song: Go to Jin Shining’s place and do the damn thing!

Bai Song was stunned when he saw the big words in the title, and his whole body was immediately filled with great joy.

He was immediately knocked unconscious by this huge joy. After he came to his senses, Bai Song's whole body was trembling, especially his hands, which were shaking like a sieve.

At this time, Bai Song would not and could not find out who threw a torn paper ball and woke him up from his deep sleep.

Even if he knew who used this thing to knock him awake, Bai Song would probably just think it was so good and decide to lick it with his tongue!

Taking a deep breath, Bai Song used trembling hands to unwrap the paper ball that was obviously just crumpled up, and began to check the contents of the newspaper to confirm whether it was what he imagined. Able to buy food for free.

After tearing it apart into a piece of paper that was not flat, Bai Song first focused on the content under the title he had seen before.

For Bai Song, the free food written in this title was too tempting.

Although I got some food through making a wish on the Holy Grail last night, it was obvious that that little food was not enough to support a trio of cats, mice and dogs. Bai Song even had to raise one of his own.

The already cooked barbecue given by the Holy Grail last night was immediately cleaned up by one person, a cat, a dog and a mouse, like a wind and a cloud. At most, there were only a few leftovers left, basically. It can be judged that the meal is finished.

Although there may seem to be a lot of uncooked food ingredients, there are actually not many.

According to the estimated amount of food, plus the small amount of money in his wallet called Ryunosuke's wallet, and considering the food intake of the three pigs he raised, it would be enough to last for five days.

This so-called five days was based on the standard that cats and mice only ate once a day. Bai Song didn't dare to think about the real situation.

Last night, Chaldea may have been shocked by his fighting power, but Bai Song was deeply shocked by the appetite of cats, dogs and rats.

After five days, Bai Song will enter a state of bankruptcy, and then he will really have to beg for food.

Now look at the title of this newspaper. It says in black and white, 7 days of free play time. Plus, the brackets behind the title say food is included. This is equivalent to 7 days of free play. Free whoring food time!

'The blond CEO who is extremely willing to remain anonymous announced today that AUO super luxury seaside park will open tomorrow and will start a week-long free play event, including food...'

Seeing this, this newspaper is meaningless, it's over!

This was the only information Bai Song needed to see. Bai Song simply ignored the hundreds of long, smelly words that followed.

His eyes went directly past so many words that he was too lazy to read, and Bai Song began to search with his naked eyes where exactly this seaside paradise was and when it was open.

Bai Song felt a little worried now, although judging from the condition of this newspaper, it should be a newspaper that was just published.

But...what if it's an expired newspaper from a week ago? Isn’t that just joy in vain?