Type-Moon, but the Servant is Tom

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"...This is the situation."

"..." Listening to the real-time report that Kirei learned from Assassin and relayed to him, Tokiomi, who was sitting in the study, fell silent, and even felt that his brain was gradually getting confused.

If his servant Saber hadn't been by his side, Tokiomi would definitely not have the time to remain elegant.

After a long time, Tokiomi finally came back to his senses and said with a very complicated mood, "You mean... that cat lifted a man into the sky and then fell down at supersonic speed, causing the man to fall to the ground. A deep pit in the shape of a cat holding up a man came out? Then the cat beat down a servant with a wooden stick that didn't know where it came from?"

"Yes."

"Then that cat used its two front paws to outrun another servant's chariot, and was even able to float forward. Then it turned around and put its paws next to its face, sticking out its tongue to mock the servant? Then it dug it for itself. It was a grave, and after he was hit and killed, he just fell into the grave, and even the soil just happened to cover it, and a tombstone made of wooden boards was automatically inserted on the grave?"

"right......"

"In the end, the cat suddenly came to life. After throwing it out with a combination of branches and ropes, it directly knocked down the servant's chariot?"

"That's it."

Hearing Kirei's extremely positive response, Tokiomi took a sip of red wine and looked at the ripples in the glass. The ripples were as complicated as his heart. He could sum it up in one word - outrageous.

From the time he was born until he participated in the Holy Grail War, he had never heard so many outrageous things at once.

If these words did not come from the mouth of his extremely trusted disciple Kirei, maybe he would just laugh it off, but...the problem is, all of this was relayed to him by Kirei. From the above, it can be seen that Kirei He would definitely not lie to himself, so the problem must lie with Kirei's servants.

After a moment of silence, Tokiomi asked, "Did your assassin drink too much?"

Chapter 20 Fight for survival!

"About this, there should be no such thing." Listening to Tokiomi's words, Kirei really thought carefully about the possibility of his assassin secretly drinking his treasured red wine.

The final result is also very clear. It is impossible. Let’s not talk about how long it took to summon Assassin. Let’s just talk about the practical interests of the Holy Grail War. There are no servants who would fish and drink secretly.

Besides, my own assassin is Japan’s native swordsman Okita Souji, so I won’t focus on my favorite foreign wine just because of the taste.

As for his master Tokiomi's words, although he didn't say it openly, Kirei knew very well that Tokiomi didn't have a good taste in collecting wine. Since he wouldn't secretly drink the wine he collected, let alone Tokiomi. of wine.

When Tokiomi heard Kirei's answer, he felt a little depressed again.

Obviously, my preparations for this Holy Grail War can be said to be foolproof, and I even tried every means to get the first snake slough from the two rivers in the ancient times. It was already a sure win, but why didn't I and my disciples summon the heroic spirits? Be it the collection of intelligence, everything is out of whack?

First of all, Tokiomi was very sure that the various problems were definitely not his fault. There must be something wrong with this Holy Grail War.

So much so that Tokiomi began to consider whether to simply give up on this Holy Grail War and prepare for the Fifth Holy Grail War for future generations.

But after a moment of confusion, Tokiomi decisively chose to continue the Holy Grail War. What if he won?

"How about it? Do you need me to ask Assassin to sneak attack Rider?" Seeing Tokiomi's silence, Kirei made another suggestion, "If it is now, maybe Rider can be eliminated with one sentence."

When Tokiomi heard this, his eyes revealed extremely strong suspicion. This distrust was not directed at Kirei, he had considerable trust in Kirei.

This is mainly aimed at Kirei's servants. The Assassin doesn't even know how to block the aura. If she was asked to sneak attack the Rider, she might accidentally break the life support device, which would lead to a wave of illness and a gorgeous death. oh.

In this way, his advantage in the Holy Grail War will be almost gone. This is not possible, absolutely not possible.

"...No need, Assassin's mission is still to conduct reconnaissance...reconnaissance as much as possible."

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At this time, on the other side, Bai Song wrapped Tom around his neck again because he had already reached the city.

It was much better than during the day. At least it was colder at night. It didn't matter that Tom was a Weber. On the contrary, it was quite warm.

To be honest, Tom is fine when he lies still and sleeps, but once he starts to move, it will be obvious that he is really different from ordinary cats.

The first is its face. Not to mention that the movements are completely beyond what ordinary cats can do. Just by looking at its extremely rich and even exaggerated facial expressions, you can find that this cat is different.

Ordinary cats only have a few basic expressions such as ferocious, aggrieved, and face-to-face. As for Tom? Bai Song didn't even know how many expressions there were.

It can even be said very accurately that in terms of facial expressions alone, Tom is the Jim Carrey of cats!

Then there is the logic of Tom's actions. Sometimes he may walk on four legs, but based on Bai Song's observations, it seems that Tom particularly doesn't like walking on four legs all the time. Basically, Bai Song pretends to be like that even if he asks. A normal cat, but Tom still walks on two legs.

Among them, when listening to Bai Song talking while walking side by side, Tom will almost definitely stand up. Perhaps he thinks it is too short to move on four legs and it is difficult to listen to himself?

Bai Song is not sure about this yet, it remains to be seen, but that's probably the case.

In short, I probably won’t be able to walk the cat where there are people... Of course, it seems that Tom himself is not very willing to go out for a walk, but prefers to lie in the house and fish.

"...Ryuuzhisuke can't be any poorer." Bai Song casually took out Ryuuzhisuke's wallet. Looking at the small amount of money inside, he felt that a big stone ring was trapped around him. on his neck, making it difficult for him to breathe.

I was a little worried about eating and drinking, not to mention that I had promised to treat Tom to delicious food, so a lot of money would have to be spent.

Let’s not talk about having no money before time travel. After time travel, we still have to be trapped by money. What kind of miserable life is this?

This made Bai Song feel a little regretful that he didn't get a ransom from Weber just now to let him go, but after thinking about it carefully, Weber seemed to be quite poor, so he gave up.

"By the way, why does it feel like it's getting harder and harder to breathe...Tom?!" As he walked, he felt a little uncomfortable, so Bai Song prepared to loosen Tom from around his neck with his hands. , but when he lowered his head and saw it, he was shocked. Tom’s head was gone!

Taking a closer look, Bai Song discovered that Tom's upper body was pressed against the glass window of the convenience store behind him. At this time, Bai Song had already walked four or five meters, which caused Tom's upper body to be stretched. Several meters long.

Fortunately, no one noticed it at the moment. Bai Song quickly wrapped the elongated Tom into a coil as he walked and successfully took it back.

Just as he was about to continue setting off, Bai Song found that Tom was holding on to the glass window and refused to let go, "Tom, let go!"

"Shh~~~" Just when Bai Song was about to seduce Tom with the so-called 'delicious food' again, Tom put his hand in front of his mouth and said 'shhh', and then pointed to the lunch section of the convenience store with his right hand.

At this moment, I saw a clerk holding a stack of half-price tags and about to put them on the lunch boxes!

"This...just in time for the special offer...wuwuwu!" Seeing this, Bai Song's eyes suddenly lit up, and when he was about to say something, Tom immediately cut Bai Song's mouth with his quick eyes and quick hands. Covering it, he pointed at a few aunties beside him who hadn't noticed yet.

Realizing that he couldn't let others find out, Bai Song nodded quickly. Tom retracted his hand with confidence, and then continued to pretend to put a scarf around Bai Song's neck.

Bai Song felt very excited when he thought that grabbing these bento boxes would not only reduce his living expenses, but also use the half-price bento boxes as so-called 'delicious food' to fend off Tom!

There was no extra time to waste outside. Bai Song firmly and resolutely opened the door and walked into the convenience store, heading straight for the lunch area.

Just because there is a half-price bento that can keep him and Tom alive!

Chapter 21 Lunchbox Offensive, Epic Victory!

Bai Song took a deep breath and had no time to hesitate!

Even if he waits one more second outside the store, he may be able to grab a half-price bento. After all, there are a sufficient number of aunties in convenience stores now.

As we all know, the existence of aunties is the same no matter which country they are in. They will appear in major supermarkets when the price range is low, and then use the hand speed that ordinary people cannot reach to move the cheap food like a whirlwind. Sweep it all away!

And in this convenience store, there are several aunts like this!

Therefore, there must be no hesitation at this time. After all, hesitation will lead to defeat.

He helped wrap Tom around his neck, and then flicked Tom's tail so that it hung just in front of him. Then, Bai Song opened the glass door of the convenience store with sharp eyes and quickly entered the convenience store. , and walked straight towards the bento!

"Welcome light...huh?" Just as the clerk at the checkout counter welcomed Bai Song, Bai Song casually picked up a shopping basket, turned around and rushed to the lunch area. His movements were so quick that the clerk couldn't help but feel confused. .

"Zizzizi..." Since the distance was not long, Bai Song started to use the foot brake to decelerate as soon as he finished accelerating. He didn't know why. Normally, at this speed, he didn't need to decelerate for so long. That's right, but it actually stopped after stopping for a meter. The floor could be said to have slipped to a certain level.

After slowing down, Bai Song did not intend to hide it and ran directly to the bento area. Under Tom's urging, Bai Song glanced at it casually and after confirming that the half-price tag had been affixed, he immediately started to choose.

Basically, as long as it's cheap and looks delicious, you can just stuff it into your shopping basket.

"They're putting labels on them over there." But unfortunately, before Bai Song could choose a few, an aunt on the side discovered that the prices were half price, and she even said it.

Hearing this sentence, Bai Song's heart suddenly thumped, secretly thinking that it was not good.

In the end, I didn’t get a few copies, and the group of adults and aunts gathered around them. Basically, they took one for every one posted by the clerk. And Bai Song’s position was extremely awkward. He happened to be at the end of the queue. The result was very simple. He was squeezed out. After all, his ability to buy things was still far inferior to those of the aunts.

Looking at the bento boxes in the shopping basket, Bai Song also took 6 boxes. Bai Song hesitated for a while. It would be a relatively profitable situation to stop at this time. Unfortunately, either blood gain equals blood loss.

Seeing others taking more advantage than him was even more uncomfortable than letting him die.

At this time, Tom seemed to see that Bai Song didn't want to go. Tom's brain quickly started thinking, and finally, it patted Bai Song on the shoulder.

"Huh? What's wrong?" After confirming that no one was watching him, he used his back to block the monitor and asked Tom in a low voice.

I saw Tom casually pointing at the unlabeled lunch box not far away, and then pointed at the clerk, and picked up a box of lunch boxes from the shopping basket. His other hand seemed to have pinched a piece of paper from the void, and moved towards it. He patted the box and then looked at Bai Song.

After the performance, Tom put the lunch back into the shopping basket and performed a scarf again.

After seeing Tom's mime performance, Bai Song understood instantly.

After hesitating for 0.114514 seconds, he decisively walked to the left of the clerk, and under his slightly surprised gaze, picked up the unlabeled bento.

Since no one was competing here, Bai Song quickly selected a dozen or so items, all of which were cost-effective, especially those that could be stored for a long time. After looking at the somewhat heavy shopping basket, Bai Song decided to accept it. Hands on!

Carrying the shopping basket, I came to the shop assistant who was putting labels on it, and said righteously, "Please help me put it on, thank you."

"Huh?" Seeing Bai Song's operation, the clerk was obviously stunned for a moment. He was obviously overwhelmed by Bai Song's operation. After reacting, he took the bento handed over by Bai Song, "Ah, OK."

Seeing the clerk labeling the bento he chose, and feeling the looks from the uncles and aunties, Bai Song felt extremely embarrassed, but it was worth saving money.

After attaching the label, Bai Song quickly walked towards the cashier.

If he stayed here longer, Bai Song felt like he could dig out three bedrooms and one living room with his toes on the ground.

After settling the bill at the checkout counter, Bai Song was relieved when he walked out of the convenience store with a plastic bag. There were a total of 21 boxes of half-price lunch boxes, costing a total of 4,000 yen, with an average of less than 200 yen per box. It was an epic victory!

Thinking of this, Bai Song felt that his contribution to moral integrity was extremely valuable!

Although it is still early, Bai Song is still preparing to go home first. After all, there has been a battle tonight. The other participants in the Holy Grail War will definitely not make any big moves. I think they will be compared in the next night. Ansheng, there is no need to wander around outside. To be honest, after experiencing the mountain road and then falling rapidly from a high altitude, Bai Song just wants to lie down.

Of course, it was also because Tom was urging him to go home and have dinner, and this accounted for a huge proportion.

After about twenty minutes, Bai Song took Tom back to the vicinity of his 'home'. After looking around and confirming that there was no one nearby, Bai Song quietly walked into the yard.

When he went out in the evening, since he didn't have a key, Bai Song stuffed a piece of cardboard into the door lock. In this way, it looked like no one had entered the house from the outside, but in fact the door opened as soon as he pulled it. .

"Huh~, we're finally home." After entering the living room, Bai Song immediately took Tom off his neck and put it on the ground. He handed Tom a box of lunch and took it himself. One box.

Tom sat cross-legged on the ground, holding the box in his left hand and chopsticks in his right hand, and showed it off directly to his mouth!

Seeing this, Bai Song was also ready to start cooking.

"Beep beep~~~" At this moment, an unharmonious voice suddenly came from Bai Song's head, which immediately attracted Bai Song's attention.

Obviously, this is the prompt sound from the panel.

"Panel." Bai Song didn't care about cooking, stood up directly, and then called out his panel. Soon, a display screen suspended in the air appeared directly in front of Bai Song's eyes. Only the left side could be seen. After summoning Tom, the summon button that had turned gray lit up again.

Seeing this, Bai Song suddenly became energetic. Bai Song knew what this meant. He could finally perform the summoning ceremony again!

Chapter 22 The second summons!

Looking at this button, Bai Song felt like he was suddenly better.

To be honest, after he summoned Tom, the summon button turned gray, and there was no progress bar indicating whether to recover or not, which made him think that he could only summon this one servant.

Although having one Tom is enough to protect himself, but... no one would think that he has too much fighting power. Now that he can summon a second servant, Bai Song's heart is not only excited, but also... Still excited, I have even begun to fantasize about which servant I can summon later.

After suppressing his excitement, Bai Song casually placed the bento he had just picked up on the coffee table, then immediately walked to a relatively empty area aside, and was immediately ready to start his second summoned.

Just like the first summoning, after Bai Song clicked the summon button, a red summoning array immediately appeared on the ground, and began to summon itself. During the whole process, Bai Song did not press the button except , then you really don’t need to do anything.

As the summoning array began to operate automatically, every line of the summoning array began to emit light blue light upwards, and shone more and more.

Finally, after an extremely dazzling pure white light burst out, the summons ended.

"Tom, don't look here!" Bai Song has a long memory this time. He didn't cover his eyes last time, and the white light directly blinded his face, making everything look blurry in a short period of time. This time, he might as well predict it in advance. one time.

At this moment, a tiny and soft light flew out from the summoning array, flew straight to the wall not far away, and hit the root of the wall. The next moment, a mouse hole appeared where the light fell. However, because Bai Sen and Tom both closed their eyes, neither saw this scene.

After the white light gradually dissipated, Bai Song loosened his hands covering his eyes and looked expectantly in the direction of the summoning array, beginning to confirm what kind of servant he had summoned this time.

Then, Bai Song saw... Zero Dao's figure appeared in the middle of the summoning array.

Yes, that's right, there was zero figure, and there was nothing where the summoning array was. Even the summoning array itself was not left to Bai Song, and it began to gradually disappear.

"..." Looking at the summoning array that began to disappear, Bai Song's smile froze, and then he opened his panel again with a confused look on his face.

However, at this time, the summon button on the left side of the panel has turned gray just like when Tom was summoned before. In other words, it stands to reason that Bai Song has completed the summons at this time.

"Where is my follower?!" Looking at the empty ground in front of him, Bai Song grabbed the bento and wanted to throw it on the ground. However, he thought that this thing was still a bit expensive, so he put it back decisively. He was saddened by sadness. But Bai Song's reason due to poverty is still very strong. If he wastes a box of lunch, Bai Song will only become more sad.

Bai Song looked in front of him, then looked at the panel again, and shouted in a low voice with a look of grief and anger, "Can this thing still be dumb?!"

He never expected that he could actually summon a servant that failed. Who knows, this thing could be summoned by chance!

Seeing Bai Song with a sad and angry look on his face, Tom, who was working quickly, looked up and didn't know what he was doing, but after confirming that he was not the one taking the blame, he continued to use chopsticks. Here comes the meal.

As long as everything doesn't have a big impact on him, Tom will definitely choose to mess it up.

Bai Song's mentality suddenly exploded at this time. He thought he would be able to have a second servant soon, but... good guy, he just summoned a lump of air for himself, right?