Ye Feng turned to Dick standing beside him and said, "Dick, the pain of hanging is only a moment. According to my many years of experience, sudden eye blisters, tongue sticking and incontinence of urine and urine can not be avoided. Of course, it's lucky in misfortune. We won't die too hard, but we will definitely die ugly..."

Standing on the gallows, Ye Feng had a familiar feeling. He had been in contact with this thing many times before and had personally felt what it was like to be hanged. The only difference is that Ye Feng didn't have the ability to come back from the dead this time, which made him feel at a loss.

The situation has developed to the present situation. Jane sitting next to Li Tiechui feels that she has gone too far. She just wants to make a joke with Ye Feng and Dick and watch them hang inexplicably. Jane doesn't have this plan. Although she doesn't have a deep friendship with Ye Feng and Dick, Jane is not ready to continue to stand idly by.

Silently take out the pistol in the butt of the gun. Jane is ready to hijack Li tiehammer while she is not on guard! Jane believes that controlling Li tiehammer is the most effective way to solve the problem, although it is likely to lose Li tiehammer, a new friend.

Just as Jane was ready to act, Dick, who had not said a word, made a sound. Dick, standing on the gallows, shouted to Li tiehammer, who was about to give the execution order: "noble female liberator, I am willing to exchange the supreme treasure for my life!"

Ye Feng hurried out a voice and added, "return, and mine!"

Li Tiechui looked at dick with great interest. She put down the wooden hammer raised in her hand and asked in a thick voice, "supreme treasure, old help dishes, I don't think you have anything that will interest me."

Dick gave Ye Feng a hard look. It's because of this bastard. Now the old food has become his pronoun... Dick still wanted to fight to the end, but after more than a hundred black guns were aimed at him, he honestly went to the gallows

Turning his eyes to Li Tiechui again, dick then said, "boss, with your supreme wisdom, you must see that I am not a native."

Li Tiechui shrugged and said indifferently, "you really wear too clean. And your skin color is wrong. It's neither dark blue polluted by radiation nor common yellowish brown. There's no mark of waste people deep into the bone marrow between your hands and feet. You don't belong to this star ball."

Dick said respectfully, "yes, we come from a blue planet millions of light-years away."

Li tiehammer said impatiently, "what does this have to do with me, execution!"

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Lord leader! I have one thing that can satisfy the desire in your heart!"

In the face of Li Tiechui who didn't enter the oil and salt, Dick, who didn't change his color and heart and didn't panic, could no longer maintain the forced mode of "the world is drunk and I wake up alone". He shouted in panic and tried to attract Li Tiechui's attention.

Li tiehammer waved to stop the executioner's action. She simply stood up, walked a few steps to the gallows, looked directly at Dick and said, "what do I want most? It's interesting. I'll give you a chance to talk about it."

This execution is only a monthly "reality show" for Li Tiechui and even the people in the "women can hold up all day" tribe. If there are some unexpected gains, Li Tiechui doesn't mind delaying the bloody stimulation. After all, there are some men with two legs, but it's not common for Masters from extraterrestrial

Ye Feng, who didn't dare to breathe, whispered to Dick next to him, "well, what, Dick, you can't be reliable in your speech! My brother's life is in your hands!"

Maybe Dick's image in Ye Feng's heart is too bad. Ye Feng has almost no hope that dick can get out of danger. Ye Feng is just worried that Dick's action will completely annoy Li tiehammer with endocrine disorder and lead to more terrible consequences

"Shut your mouth and stay well! Leader, in my humble opinion, do you care about your appearance?" Dick said to Li tiehammer carefully after offending Ye Feng. In order to avoid Li Tiechui getting angry in situ, Dick tried to keep his voice down and spoke at a volume that only he and Li Tiechui could hear.

Of course, Ye Feng can also hear that dick tore open the scales in Li tiehammer's heart so plainly. Ye Feng has the impulse to explode in situ immediately. He doesn't want to bear Li tiehammer's anger

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

To Ye Feng's surprise, Li tiehammer was detonated in an instant. She jumped onto the gallows and pinched Dick's neck with her blue arm.

"Li Tiechui, you can't deny this. Because of your inferiority in your appearance, you wantonly oppress those online women in the tribe. The wheel of history rolls forward, and cruel means will eventually lead to the destruction of the perpetrators!"

Dick roared to Li tiehammer, as if he had touched Li tiehammer's heart. Her body began to tremble slightly, and the hand holding Dick's neck was also loosened.

For the first time, Li tiehammer lowered her head from beginning to end. She whispered to Dick, "what do you say?"

"There's something in the pocket of my white coat that you'll be interested in."

Seeing that his plan began to work, Dick's uneasiness gradually disappeared, and he was confident in his judgment. After all, even though Li Tiechui is fierce, she is also a woman. Women inevitably care about their appearance. This is nature and can't be erased the day after tomorrow. In fact, there is no distinction between men and women in narcissism and beauty. Compared with women, men are definitely better than women in terms of their love for mirrors

“......”

Watching the situation suddenly develop into "the psychological consultation of Dick's old help", Ye Feng, who looked coldly, couldn't turn around for a moment: was Li tiehammer so easily fooled by Dick? Eldest sister, you are more masculine than men. Don't care about your appearance. Isn't it good to dominate the party and act recklessly?

Of course, this is also make complaints about Ye Feng in his heart.

As Dick said, in the growth stage of life, Li Tiechui suffered too many unfair treatment due to her too masculine appearance. So far, no one can match her "confession failure record". It is because too many men refuse that Li Tiechui hates men so much, which is why Li Tiechui established the tribe of "women can last a whole day".

Many times, love and ruthlessness are often intertwined. These two seemingly opposite existence are actually contradictory communities

It is because of her extreme lack of confidence in her appearance that Li Tiechui will accommodate to other people in the tribe, be so sensitive, and formulate those messy punishments. Li Tiechui can realize that her actions will shake people's hearts and make her estranged from others, but she just can't restrain her inner impulse.

Watching Li Tiechui's stuff from Dick's coat pocket, the fire of hope ignited from his leaf, ashes to ashes, he couldn't resist asking Dick: "is this your plan? A dozen of facial mask?"

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