Ultimate Master

I said, please, Dr. manbenri.

It doesn't matter. It's my job.

After hanging up the phone, I gave a deep sigh of relief and silently read: Cheng Yameng, you will be OK!

Thoughtfully, I went to the parking lot at the gate. I got into the car and dialed Qi mengyan's telephone number

Five minutes later, Qi mengyan came back. She even had a perm. Her hair was reddish, and her hair was loose and full of vitality.

Qi mengyan sat on the co pilot's seat and said with a proud smile, "how is it good-looking?"

I said: "you are really free to do nothing, make your hair into a bird's nest, raise birds?"

Can you listen to me indignantly? Well, strike, strike, do you have any other means besides striking? "

For women, the most painful thing is to strive to become more beautiful and fashionable, but can not get the affirmation of men. I saw that Qi mengyan was hit hard enough, so I quickly comforted her and said, "I'm kidding you. If the bird's nest is so beautiful, how beautiful the world should be?"

Qi mengyan chuckled: "you are really a chameleon. But it's poetic! " Qi mengyan stretched out her hands and stroked her hair. She then said, "it took 16 yuan to make her hair. It was said that the hair stylist had been asked to do a hairstyle design for Faye Wong. Tian Tian was very happy and paid him several hundred thousand yuan. Yes, it was when Faye Wong held a concert in Nanjing. 2007

I said, "you believe everything he says?"

Qi mengyan said: "people have group photos! Oh, such a thick stack As she spoke, she picked up a lollipop and drew the thickness of the photo with her fingers.

I continued to hit her and said, "PS?"

Qi mengyan said: "definitely not. I can't see it yet? "

I said: "thanks to you are still the daughter of Qi's group. What star have you never seen? A hair stylist, just -"

Qi mengyan interrupted me: "come on! That's different! This political commissar has found that no matter what you say to you, you can find a reason to satirize me. Well, if you satirize me again, I'm in a hurry! "

I quickly comforted her and said, "no satire, mengyan. I tell you, your hairstyle is perfect! As for your hairstyle, anyone who sees it will lose its style. What I want to express is that it's not the hair stylist who designed it, it's the growth of your day. Just like you, you don't have to carve it out. Even if your hair is dirty, it's still going to knock the country off! "

Qi mengyan turned angry to smile again: "you don't have a mouth to say. You are very glib! Before, why didn't I find that you were so glib? "

I pinched my nose and said with a smile, "there are many advantages that you haven't found. We're waiting for further exploration! "

Qi mengyan stretched out a slender hand and scratched on my face: "look, you are beautiful!"

I started the car and turned around. Qi mengyan asked, "go back?"

I shook my head: "go to dinner, OK?"

Qi mengyan said: "go to eat lobster, I heard that eating lobster can reduce weight!"

I said with a sweat: "it can make you fat!"

Qi mengyan held out her hands in dismay and scratched me again

But actually, I took her to a mid-range lobster store.

A large plate of spicy lobster with a few home dishes.

Qi mengyan, who is looking around with a lollipop in her mouth, suddenly finds a red sign standing at the door: our shop sprinkles water for free!

She turned her eyes and said to me with a smile: "drinks are free. How about 15 bottles of beer for each of us?"

I said with a bitter smile, "come on! I have to drive! "

Qi mengyan complained: "what's the relationship between drinking and driving?"

I said, "it's a big deal! Yanjing is very strict about alcohol driving, and it is easy to have accidents. On the news yesterday, there was a drunken driving tragedy on Wanshou Road. A driver of a large truck killed three young girls and one of them was crushed in two! "

Qi mengyan said: "don't worry. I'll fix it for you if you check the wine driving. If you hit a dead person, I can fix it for you. Today, I just have a good time to see if I can drink it. When I drink it, let the owner of the hotel come out and respectfully say to us: two dionysians, wine brother and sister, don't drink, don't drink any more, we'll lose money if we drink again Ha ha, who let them drink for free

"Qi mengyan, Qi mengyan, you are now the second qimengna!" I said with a smile

But in fact, I did not beat Qi mengyan. Qi mengyan directly cut off my way to escape wine. After greeting the waiter, she stretched out two fingers: "beer!"

"Two bottles?" the waiter asked

Qi mengyan frowned: "I look down on you, right? Twenty bottles! Come on

The waiter was shocked: "this lady, although the drinks here are free, but if the guests can't finish the order, how many bottles are left, and the penalty will be charged according to 10 times of the market price!"On hearing this, I was angry: "what? A drink and a penalty? "

The waiter said, "please understand! Our store offers free drinks, which is a kind of promotion policy, and it is also a kind of generous treatment for customers. But in order to prevent guests from wasting, we have to introduce such a restraint system. For example, if you order 20 bottles of beer, if you can't finish it, it's not only the loss of our hotel, but also - "

this waiter is a set of things. I was lazy to listen to his nagging and urged:" OK, then we'll have 20 bottles first! " I am more serious, for this kind of unfair treaty to customers, I am not used to it.

The waiter hesitated and turned away.

Qi mengyan repeatedly praised me for being manly. I was speechless. I just took a cigarette in my mouth and put a mat in my mouth.

Beer is like boiled water to me. After 20 bottles of Yanjing beer were put on the table, Qi mengyan and I had a cup of wine, but we didn't put it into it. Twenty bottles of wine had already turned around in my stomach, then metabolized and flowed into the bathroom.

I know Qi mengyan's drinking capacity. She is the Dionysian among women. Beer and liquor are all floating clouds for her. What's more, some women's metabolism is very fast, went to the bathroom several times, nothing.

Qi mengyan looked at a pile of booty on the table and laughed: "it's fun. It's really fun."

"Do you want another 20 bottles?" I asked

Qi mengyan patted the table: "congratulations on your correct answer! Waiter, get another twenty bottles! "

The waiter came over in a panic and looked at the pile of beer bottles on the table. He couldn't help but look pale: "drink, finished?"

Qi mengyan frowned and said, "it's not finished. Is it all evaporated?"

The waiter said with a smile: "it seems that you are also driving here. Drink less. Yanjing is a good wine driver! Just yesterday, one of our guests had too much to drink, and he was found dead just after entering the Fourth Ring Road... "

Qi mengyan interrupted him: "don't talk nonsense! Get the wine! Free wine, appetizer

"Sorry, we don't have enough stock. We don't have much beer! It's OK to have a good drink. Why do you have to get drunk

Qi mengyan slapped the table and stood up: "take the wine! Don't talk

The waiter insisted, "there's really no more wine!"

Qi mengyan said: "your hotel drinks are free, there is no upper limit, you can take no wine as an excuse, then we can take no money as the reason, refuse to pay for the meal?"

Qi mengyan this reason is deep enough, suddenly the waiter will be in place.

The waiter smiles awkwardly and turns away.

Qi mengyan clapped her hands triumphantly and said, "play with this young lady. It's still tender!"

After a while, the waiter came with the Department Manager. The Department Manager laughed at us and said, "I'm really sorry, there's not enough beer. Please forgive me."

Qi mengyan patted the table again and stood up: "I don't care! Anyway, whether you buy it or borrow it, we have to drink enough! It says on your sign, drinks are free, but you have to let people have enough to drink? "

"You've had enough to drink," the department manager said

Qi mengyan said sternly, "don't talk nonsense, serve wine! If we don't go to the consumer's Association and complain to you! "

The Department Manager obviously didn't want to make a big fuss. What's more dramatic was that he took us as paupers who came over to rub wine and drink, and showed contempt in his eyes.

Fortunately, the conflict did not continue, the Department Manager lost in the fight, and finally made a difficult decision: wine.

Twenty bottles of beer came up in ten minutes. Qi mengyan looked at the result of the victory and said with a smile: "profiteer! It's to get rid of these unscrupulous merchants! "

I advised: "come on, let's not drink after drinking these. I have something important to discuss with you."

Qi mengyan asked: "what's the matter? Discuss it while drinking!"

I said, "it's inconvenient because there are so many people here. In a moment, we'll go to the car and discuss it! "

Qi mengyan looked at me with a bad smile: "do you want to take advantage of this opportunity and have any improper thoughts about me? I tell you, don't mention these bottles of beer. I can't get drunk even if I take another 20 bottles. Your little abacus can't come true! Miss Ben, you are sober and can't be violated! "

I suspect that Qi mengyan was infected by her sister, so she stopped talking.

After 20 bottles of beer, we have enough to eat and drink. Qi mengyan wants to show off and enjoy a few more free beers. Helpless, I forced her to the front desk, ready to check out.

Just after taking out the money, the waiter who served us wine just now slipped over and told us that we still had two bottles of beer left. According to the regulations of the hotel, we were required to pay ten times the wine price.

Ridiculous, ridiculous! We went back to the table where we had dinner just now, and found that there were two empty bottles missing and two more unopened beer.

I instantly understand: This is a plan in the hotel! When we went to the front desk to check out, they changed two empty bottles into two open beer bottles.Treacherous businessman, shameless profiteer!

In the face of the two extra bottles of beer, Qi mengyan was bored: "what's the matter, Zhao Yunlong, are you lazy and just hid two bottles?"

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