Ultron In A Cultivation World

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?" shouted Brocton "DID YOU CALL ME A PIG!?!?!"

The gang leader started to laugh

"Guess I was being to kind to you." said Brocton "Men capture this man, and bring me his daughters and as a reward I will let you have your way with the wife while her husband watches you all f.u.c.k her."

"Long Live Brocton the Razor!!!" shouted all of the hooligans

"Alright boys, lets capture the girls and father and have a lot of fun with their mother." the lead Hooligan laughed

As I watch the hooligans and their leader's behavior, it disgusted me about how repulsive these thugs are.

As the hooligans slowly decrease their encirclement, the little girl Anna with her sister, Tina noticed me and called out to me.

"Mistahs, run away" cried out Anna

I was surprised by the little girl's reaction, instead of crying out and asking for our help, she was instead worried about my safety.

When the little girl cried out, her family and all of the hooligans turned around and spotted my 9 Sentries and me standing between the dining hall and the entrance.

While only two of the hooligans were a little afraid because of the Hollow masks we were wearing, the rest weren't afraid of us, since they believed they had us outnumbered.

"What are ya f.u.c.kers looking at" cried out the pig-llike Brocton. "If ya know whats good for ya, then ya better scram out of here"

While the fat pig gang leader was threatening me, I looked at Anna with her puppy dog like eyes and thought about my past, and how in my past life I always wanted to have children since they can be so pure and kind until they were corrupted by the cruel and unkind world they lived in.

After looking at her pure and kind eyes, I decided to help her and her family.

"Looks like someone doesn't know his place" I said "Shouldn't you and your little piglets be in a pig pen eating slop and rolling around in mud and feces."

"WHAT THE F.U.C.K DID YA JUST SAY!" screamed the pig gang leader "MEN, ATTACK THESE ASSHOLES AND BREAK ALL FIVE OF THEIR LIMBS! (Five Limbs: two arms, two legs and the limb between the legs)

"Hehehehe, don't make me laugh. You think these puny Rank 0 people can take us on" I said after scanning the power energy of these hooligans and the pig gang leader "Even your Rank 1 Cultivation isn't enough to take me on"

"What, how do ya know my Rank." cried out Brocton

"How I know is none of your business" I said "How about this, to make things seems fair, I will only use my thumbs and middle fingers to attack you"

"Are you making fun of us!" screamed Brocton with anger "I don't know how ya known my Cultivation but ya better beg forgiveness, my brother is the Patrol Captain of the City, so he can arrest ya"

"I would like to see him try" I replied "He is probably as useless as you"

"MEN, TAKE THESE F.U.C.KERS DOWN!" screamed Brocton "THE FIRST MAN TO TAKE ONE OF THE F.U.C.KERS DOWN CAN HAVE HIS GO WITH ONE OF THE DAUGHTERS AFTER I AM FINISHED WITH THEM"

"OH YEAH" screamed the 25 hooligans

"I want to have a go with the older sister!" said one of the hooligans

"What are you talking about, the younger the better don't ya know!" said a fat hooligan

"All ya f.u.c.kers are wrong, the older they are, the riper they are!" said a skinny looking hooligan "Plus, the older they are the more experience they have to make you feel good"

"Quit ya yapping already, and get them" yelled Brocton

When the pig like Brocton, gave the order, his men started to charge at me and my Sentries.

I let the Sentries fight on autopilot but gave them the command to defeat them with finger flicks since I felt this would be a fun like game which could relieve me of some of my boredom before I head to my Caravan Guard job.

My Sentries and I also charged forward. The Hooligans were mostly wielding daggers while the fat pig leader has a long sword on his belt. The movement of the hooligans were so sloppy and messed up that it felt like they were little kids attacking with the double windmill arm attack.

The first hooligan tried to stab me, so I dodge to the side, and grabbed his wrist with my right hand, and used my left hand to flick his elbow. With one flick of my finger, his elbow was shattered, and when I let go off his wrist, his arm made a L shape.

When I shattered his elbow, the hooligan cried out and dropped to his knees. This caused some of the hooligans to stopped and look at the scene, but thanks to them being distracted, my Sentries also shattered 3 more elbows, 4 kneecaps and 1 jaw.

10 of the hooligans were taken out, which left 15 hooligans and their boss. The 15 remaining hooligans dropped their weapons, while some of them pissed themselves. These hooligans gave up too soon which made this fight kind of boring. I thought they would of lasted longer and gave me some entertainment but guess I was putting too much hope onto these bugs.

"Come on now! Aren't you giving up to soon?" I said "Why don't you try to avenge your fallen brothers? Give me some more resistance, don't make this too boring for us and give us some entertainment "

"What the hell are ya f.u.c.kers doing?" cried out Brocton

"But Boss, those guys were able to take out 10 of our guys with a flick of their fingers" said one of the hooligans

"That's right Boss, there's no way the few of us can take them down" cried out another hooligan

"What the hell are you bitchin for" screamed Brocton "Don't you remember that we have another 20 guys outside"

"Everyone outside, f.u.c.k.i.n.g come in here and help your brothers" yelled Brocton

Once Brocton yelled out for help, 20 hooligans rushed inside which brought me much joy

"Lookie here, more moths to the flame" I said

Soon, there were 35 hooligans surround us

"Now this is more like it, if you don't resist then where is the fun of crushing you to dust" I said while laughing evilly

"Let's see who is crushing who when you are beg me for mercy" laughed Brocton

"Now this is going to be fun" I said while looking at Brocton "I can't wait to see the despair in your eyes when we defeat all of your puny minions"

"The only one who will be in despair are you bitches" yelled Brocton

My Sentries and I rushed into the crowd of hooligans, and started to have some fun.

Soon, I shattered two hooligans elbows, then a hooligan charged at me and slashed at me horizontally with his dagger, I ducked down and used both of my hands to flick both of his kneecaps, which shattered them.

After I shattered the hooligan's kneecaps, a hooligan came up behind me. He used all of his strength and bashed my head with a wooden club, but when the club hit my head, it caused the clubs to splintered into dozen of pieces of wood.

After the club was shattered, the hooligan was shocked and was staring at his club. With the hooligan distracted, I turned around and flicked him in his d.i.c.k, which destroyed them turning the hooligan into an eunuch. I pushed the new eunuch out of my way and charged at two hooligans and flicked them in the head, shattering their skulls causing them to die.

A minute hasn't even pass since the brawl started before all of the hooligans were defeated. Most of the hooligans were now disabled people while some were lucky and died.

I turned to the gang leader who fell off his stool with his pants drenched in his piss. I slowly started to walk towards him, and he started crawling backwards away from me.

"STAY AWAY FROM YA MONSTERS!" screamed Brocton "YA BETTER NOT HARM ME, MY BROTHER IS A PATROL CAPTAIN OF THIS CITY!"

"Ah look, little piggy is scared" I said "Keep oinking for me little piggy"

The gang leader kept backing away until he arrived in a corner of the building and was unable to escape.

"YA STAY AWAY FROM ME YA HEAR!" Brocton screamed "DON'T COME NEAR ME!"

Soon, I was standing in front of Brocton and I knelt down on one knee in front of him

"Now this is what I call fun" I said "Causing people like you to cower in despair and fear is really good entertainment and so much fun. Too bad it has to end so soon."