Unbeatable! Invincible! Unparalleled!

After making a thorough gurgle and rinsing his mouth with a special medicinal concoction so that he did not get infected by a bird disease, Rong Huan continued to sit leisurely and sipped his tea slowly by the verandah. The sense of carefreeness made him felt drowsy and almost dozed off into sleep, before someone knocked on the door of his suite.

Knock! Knock!

Blinking his sleepy eyes slowly, he asked with a little displeasure in his voice, "Who is it?"

Now that I almost fell asleep to meet some beautiful women, someone decided to bother me?

How discourteous! Hmph!

Knock! Knock!

"I said, who is it?!" a feeling of exasperation began to swell in him and his voice grew louder.

What is up with the person behind that door? Has he no manners?

Knock! Knock!

"....." Rong Huan became speechless, his mood was now riled up.

What the hell? Is the person outside a deaf? Surely, all the patrons of the Strategist club in this Moon Pavilion are well-mannered people?

Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock!

The sound of knocking began to increase rapidly, such that it felt like someone was practicing wing chun on his door as if it was a wooden dummy.

Pop! Pop!

Veins began to bulge out of his skin and forehead and his eyes turned red in anger, making him stand up abruptly from his seat!

That's it! To dare infuriate the great Rong Huan, just let me see who wants to kiss their grave!

Tap! Tap!

With a wide and loud strides, Rong Huan began to march furiously towards the door while flinging his sleeves. As he grabbed the handle, he planned to immediately slap the perpetrator on their face, regardless if it was a dumb salesman.

But then, the moment he grabbed the handle, all his body hairs stood on end!

"AAATATATATATATATATAATA!" the high pitched shriek of an elder began to resonate within the Moon pavilion!

Through the contact from his hand and the metal handle, someone sent him a surge of electricity causing him to become electrocuted, his body twitching rapidly like a fish outside the water. Right now, his skin was charred black and his long hair turned like a crispy noodle.

After this momentary shock of his life, Rong Huan was fuming with intense rage!

While a prank such as this was not enough to kill a cultivator of his level, it did at least damage his body a little, especially his outer appearance. Right now, he no longer has the face of a handsome and calculative young scholar, but the face of a dirty peasant by the streets as if he had been sleeping on the dirt his whole life.

"HOW.DARE.YOU.DO.THIS.TO--"

Too angry, he began to voice out his sentence word by word as his aura spiked. But before he could finish his sentence, a foot came crashing through the door and kicked his n*t sack!

CRACK!

"AAAUUWWOOOOO!!"

Another scream that pierced through the nine realms echoed from the Moon pavilion, causing children and infants to suddenly be shocked from their sleep and cry to their mother.

Feeling infuriated by this disturbance, all the mothers in the Jiu Empire began to curse harshly at the owner of this scream!

Back in the Moon pavilion, Rong Huan heard his poor brothers popped from their existence and the pain, both mental and physical, caused him to scream like a lonely wolf on the night of a full moon!

Feeling the scream to be too annoying, the perpetrator slapped his left cheek causing him to spin over like a rotating spinning top in midair before landing flat on his face, his bottom perked up like the back of a prawn!

Seeing this opportunity, the perpetrator spawned a big golden hammer the size of a full grown man's arm, and standing by the side, as if playing a golf, the culprit craned his neck towards the verandah to adjust his sight on a certain landmark outside. Locking his sights on a pond, this man nodded before smashing the hammer onto the b*ttcheek of Rong Huan!

BAM!!

"Puheee!" Rong Huan that was already dizzy after being electrocuted, his b*ll sack crushed, and slapped on the face was then blasted off from the floor. His head crashed against the table and the pot where his favorite tea was in before broke into pieces, splashing the hot tea inside it onto his face, and the broken ceramics of the pot splintered into his skin like a million daggers!

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!"

This third scream of his even had the Emperor and Empress that were currently busy discussing matters with Utmost Being, Duan Li's clone, inside the Imperial palace furrowing their brows.

"Who in the world is creating this scream after scream? Do they think that this Jiu Empire is a place where they can freely scream like lunatic? Guards, apprehend this criminal and hang him by the legs for a week!" the Emperor commanded angrily.

"At once, your Majesty!" two Royal Knights immediately departed on their quest to capture the enemy of the empire!

Back in the Moon pavilion, Rong Huan crashed over the verandah and fell from the 10th floor. With his mind being confused at the whole situation, he no longer has control over his body and flight did not respond to his wish due to the remnants of electricity disturbing the meridians and Qi pathways in his body.

SPLASH!

With a loud splash, he landed on the pond just outside the Moon pavilion, attracting the curious people around it.

"What's going on? Is someone planning to swim in that pond? Is this a new trendy challenge after the Kiki dance?"

"I don't know, that person must be mad to swim in that pond packed with carnivorous fish! Let's have a look!"

When they got closer and surrounded the pond from the bankside while cupping their chin curiously, bubbles began to escape from the surface of the pond!

"Oh look! That person seems to be giving up! He is swimming like a frog though..."

"I knew it! How can this challenge be done? It seems like he is surfacing from the water at great speed!"

SPLASH!

"AAAAHHHHHH!! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!!" Rong Huan finally escaped from the water and floated off from the surface.

He screamed with extreme agony on his face, bite marks was all over his body and his clothes was no longer to be seen, appearing to have been eaten by the carnivorous fish!

In fact, one of those fish even managed to latch over on what was remaining of his little brother down there, if there was still any that is.

After screaming, he finally realized where he was, and this caused his entire body to become red in embarrasment!

"Hey, isn't that elder Rong Huan?"

"Now that you mention it, that's definitely him! No wonder he looked so familiar!"

"Ewww! To think that he has such a fetish of an exhibitionist! I used to think highly of him too!"

It was at this moment of trying to escape from the public shame that he raised his head and found the culprit to everything.

A figure could be seen on the verandah covering his mouth, appearing to suppress himself from laughing out loud!

Meanwhile, Rong Huan only found this sight and realization to be more than he could bear!

Racking his brain, he finally found the correct cursing word to bellow out and point to the public that he was being assaulted by a barbarian, before the fish that latched on his little brother tightened its jaw!

Pchu!

"AAAAHHHHHHH!!! STOP IT YOU DAMNED FISH!"

He immediately clawed at the fish that was trying to devour his only relative, but as he tried to pull it out, the pain only seemed to intensified even further!

Tap! Tap!

"Stop right there you criminal scum! You have violated the law!" two Royal Knights in golden armor arrived at the scene and immediately apprehended Rong Huan.

(A.N: If you know TES4Oblivion, you will get this reference lol. Otherwise, see this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tj2q4BRCVg)

The confused Rong Huan screamed in horror, "Huh? No! No! I did not break any law! It's that guy, he did this!" he said, struggling on the arrest as his head was pressed on the ground while his hands was being chained by a special cuff made specially for suppressing cultivators!

PAH!

One of the Royal knight gave him a tight slap on his right cheek, and the accumulated damage he received finally blacked him out.

"Curse... you... Duan... Li...."

This last sentence lingered on his mind before his sight turned dark. He was then taken away by the Royal knights, dragged naked on the pavement with the fish still biting on his lower body, a burping sound could be heard.

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