Uncle Jiu, I Really Don't Want to Steal Business from You.

Long Dashuai wants to be as affectionate and affectionate as Su Yang, one brother at a time: "Brother, I think we might as well follow Liu Guanzhang and get married in Taoyuan. With our ability, we can dominate the world just around the corner!"

Su Yang politely said: "The handsome loves to carry it!"

Ninth Uncle frowned and looked at the long-haired woman on the balcony upstairs, hesitating for a while.

Seeing Ninth Uncle looking at his wife's room, Dashuai Long immediately became angry: "Dou Chiying, hurry up, or I will kill you!"

Ninth Uncle reacted, and he was full of helplessness. Now he can't do anything about that woman, so he can only follow in the footsteps of Marshal Long depressed.

A group of talents left the handsome mansion.

The big-bellied woman in the room suddenly let out a scream.

The long-haired woman in the corridor hurriedly entered the room and saw that the woman with a big belly was covering her stomach with pain on her face!

The long-haired woman hurriedly stepped forward to support the woman with a big belly: "Young mistress, go to bed and rest!"

The long-haired woman who helped the big-bellied woman onto the bed glanced at the door, squatted down, and carried a porcelain jar under the dresser.

The lid of the porcelain jar was lifted, and the contents in the porcelain jar turned out to be like brain flowers!

The strange thing is that the things in the porcelain jar are beating like a heartbeat!

The long-haired woman cast a gloomy look at the pot-bellied woman on the bed, took a spoon in the porcelain jar, walked to the bed and sat down, scooped up a spoonful of the contents of the porcelain jar and fed it to the pot-bellied woman: "Come, eat! Finish eating. No more pain!"

The woman with the big belly didn't suspect him, so she opened her mouth and ate the food fed by the woman with long hair.

After taking a bite, the woman with a big belly asked, "What is this?"

"A contraceptive pill!" the long-haired woman explained, "mainly for pain relief and sleep!"

Saying that, the long-haired woman scooped up another spoon and fed it into the mouth of the woman with a big belly.

The woman with a big belly who had eaten two mouthfuls stretched out her painful expression and lay on the bed with a suffocated breath.

The long-haired woman asked, "Is the pain gone?"

The big-bellied woman nodded.

The long-haired woman raised a smile at the corner of her mouth: "Go to sleep!"

The big-bellied woman closed her eyes obediently.

The long-haired woman stood up, removed the hands of the pot-bellied woman on her belly, lifted the pot-bellied woman's clothes, and exposed her round belly.

The long-haired woman blew a puff of smoke towards her big belly, and then said, "Don't make trouble, or you won't be born!"

After speaking, she tore off the woman's clothes to cover her stomach, picked up the porcelain jar, and scooped up the throbbing brain-like thing in the jar and ate it by spoonful.

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Chapter [-] Immortals splash water, there are zombies in the coffin

Under the leadership of Dashuai Long, Su Yang and Uncle Jiu walked all the way to the ancestral hall of Dashuai Long's family.

Long Dashuai was completely on Su Yang's body, and he didn't care about Jiu Shu's master and apprentice at all.

I don't know if Jiu Shu is teaching his disciples or showing off, so he said to Qiu Sheng: "This village is located on the hillside, facing the sea in the east, and there are mountains behind!"

Everyone's eyes were focused on Ninth Uncle, which made Ninth Uncle very proud and said even more vigorously: "The sea breeze blows the moisture in, and it is blocked by the mountains, and it will rain when it encounters the cold wind, so we Although it was sunny when I came here just now, there were also several torrential rains! The layout of Feng Shui pipes is called fairy splashing water, and most of the people who live here are very rich!"

"Wow!" Qiu Sheng said enviously, "I knew my mother would move here too!"

Ninth Uncle shook his head and said, "However, there are advantages and disadvantages to the immortals splashing water. The beneficial ones are good fortune, and the detrimental ones are harmful to the health of humans and animals, because the next shower is equivalent to a red-hot pot, and then pour the water into it. In the same way, a layer of miasma will rise on the ground, and the miasma is harmful!"

Ninth Uncle paused and then said, "In this climate, there is a children's song!"

Qiusheng and Wencai stopped Jiu Shu at the same time.

"Hey, Master, Master!"

"We can sing, you listen!"

Immediately, the two of them danced and sang: "The showers come to fight the red pot, the miasma can't hide, the sows will go crazy, the chickens will sit everywhere, the people will become dizzy, and the ancestors will cause trouble!"

Qiu Sheng smiled and asked Xiang Jiu Shu, "Is that right, Master?"

Jiu Shu nodded and said, "Yes!"

Looking at the ninth uncle and his apprentice who were talking and laughing, Master Long was full of contempt, and he muttered: "Damn, what's so great, I will find a reason to kill you sooner or later!"

Long Dashuai's words did not avoid Su Yang, and after he finished speaking, he turned to look at Su Yang, who had been holding his shoulders by him: "Half a can of water jingles, a person with real skills like my brother usually doesn't know how to do it. Showing off everywhere!"

Uncle Jiu blushed and lowered his head.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai glanced at each other, and immediately turned their resentful eyes to Su Yang.

Qiusheng came to the ninth uncle, leaned into the ninth uncle's ear and whispered: "Master, isn't this kid very good, we don't need us if he is here, why don't we go?"

Wen Cai also came over: "That's right, it was originally our business, and now it seems that he will be robbed again. In my opinion, we might as well leave early, so as not to be unhappy!"

Ninth Uncle looked at his two apprentices, took a deep breath, and said in a serious manner: "Exterminating demons and guarding the Tao is the responsibility of each of us who cultivate the Tao, and there are many people who have different ideas. Besides, he is Long Da. Shuai invited me, I was called by Sister Lian, and I was helping Sister Lian!"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looked at each other.

Qiu Sheng said contemptuously, "You are just so hard to let go of your old relationship, don't even look at it, everyone's belly is so big!"

"I think it's better for my aunt, and I have a deep love for you..." Before Wen Cai could finish speaking, he was slapped on the head by Uncle Ninth, "You are the one who talks the most!"

Finally arrived at the ancestral hall of Long Dashuai's family.

Dashuai is different. His ancestral halls are better built than ordinary houses, with brick walls and tile houses, and even the pillars are carved with exquisite patterns.

Ninth Uncle looked at the ancestral hall of Long Dashuai's family and taught it to his two apprentices: "In terms of the pattern of immortals splashing water, people in this village must not be buried after they die!"

"Master, what will happen to the burial?" Qiu Sheng asked.

Ninth Uncle sighed: "When the coffin touches the ground, the whole family is unlucky, not to mention the burial. If the coffin absorbs the earth's gas, the family will have an accident!"

"Really or not?" Long Dashuai was a little unconvinced, and turned his inquiring eyes to Su Yang.

Su Yang nodded in affirmation of Uncle Jiu's words: "Uncle Jiu is right!"

Only to hear the ninth uncle say again: "If I guessed correctly, the coffin inside is definitely not ordinary!"

"Hey hey hey..." Long Dashuai laughed, then his face became straight and he shouted loudly, "Come on, open the door!"

"Yes!"

The two soldiers responded in unison and stepped forward to push open a door of the ancestral hall.

I saw that there were shelves in the ancestral hall!

Each shelf hangs a coffin, and the four corners of the shelf are pressed into a basin full of water!

"Wow, it's all hung up!" Qiu Sheng said in surprise, and entered the ancestral hall first.

Long Dashuai made a gesture of invitation to Su Yang: "Brother, you please first!"

Long Dashuai is so polite, and Su Yang naturally wants to be polite.

Long Dashuai's face turned pale: "How can you call me Dashuai? Call me eldest brother, listen to being affectionate!"

Su Yang laughed helplessly, shouldn't this Commander Long really want to marry him?

However, at the age of handsome Yilong, it is not an exaggeration for Su Yang to call him big brother.

Moreover, having a good relationship with Dashuai Long will also help Su Yang's great career planned by himself.

So, Su Yang did not delay any more: "Thanks to the appreciation of the commander, then I will shout big brother!"

Long Dashuai laughed loudly: "Good brother, good brother! Don't worry, if your brother eats in one bite, he will never starve you!"

Dashuai Long held Su Yang's shoulder and walked into the ancestral hall with Su Yang.

The ninth uncle who entered the ancestral hall pointed to the basin filled with water pressed by the rack on which the coffin was hung and said, "Look, even the feet of the pillars are separated by water to avoid the earth's air!"

With that said, Uncle Ninth asked Commander Xiang Long, "May I ask, Commander, which Feng Shui master set up the game?"

"Hahaha..." Long Dashuai laughed proudly, "It's Master Hong who is famous in the province, Hong Kong and Macau!"

Jiu Shu gave a thumbs up and said in admiration, "It's amazing!"

Dashuai Long smiled and said to Su Yang, "Brother, you are also a master in Feng Shui. Please help me to see if there is anything that needs to be improved!"

Su Yang shook his head and said: "This feng shui pattern is already quite good, the ancestors are shaded, eldest brother, you are blessed with good luck!"

With that said, Su Yang changed his words: "But eldest brother, you must be careful not to let the coffin touch the ground!"

"That's natural, that's natural!" Long Dashuai nodded and said, and continued to walk in with everyone.

while walking.

I saw that a coffin was pressed on the ground at one end, and the other end was still hanging from the support by the rope!

The end of the coffin that was on the ground was not hung on the support and fell to the ground because the rope was broken.

Uncle Jiu pointed at the coffin in shock: "Oops!"

Long Dashuai's face also became ugly.

"Who is that inside?" Ninth Uncle asked Commander Xiang Long.

"My dad!" Long Dashuai replied.

Ninth Uncle said: "If nothing else, it should have become a zombie!"

Long Dashuai frowned deeply and looked at Uncle Jiu suspiciously: "How could it be?"

Immediately, Marshal Long turned his attention to Su Yang. After seeing Su Yang nodding, he thought about it and called his subordinates over: "Open this coffin!"

"Yes!" The four soldiers stepped forward and lifted the coffin lid together.

The ninth uncle said: "The coffin is sucked by the corpse gas, and it can't be opened during the day!"

"Master, is that really a zombie inside?" Wen Cai asked curiously.

At this time, Ninth Uncle's words came true. With the combined efforts of the four soldiers, they even exerted the strength to suckle, and the coffin lid didn't move at all!

The soldiers were helpless, so they could only report to Captain Long: "Report, Commander, it can't be opened!"

Long Dashuai looked at the coffin in wonder, he walked to the coffin and frowned deeply.

Immediately, Dashuai Long asked Uncle Xiang Jiu, "Hey, by the way, what does my illness have to do with my father?"

Ninth Uncle explained: "Ling Zun's coffin was so suffocated that it became a zombie. You were injured by him, so you were poisoned by corpse!"