Uncle Jiu: Yizhuang Lingying, invincible starting from burning incense

"Today is the birthday of Master who has nurtured me for 20 years, and I am very happy to invite all of you, uncles, uncles, and brothers to come and congratulate Master on his birthday.

For a while, everyone raised their glasses and happily talked about the wine for Uncle Nine.

After a glass of wine, the atmosphere was completely relaxed.

The brothers and sisters also took their seats and began to eat.

At this time, Captain Ah Wei happened to go downstairs.

Go and ask the shopkeeper to serve more good wine and good food.

"The good wine and good food have been given by the master, you wait a while, I will arrange the kitchen immediately!" Hearing the

shopkeeper's words, Ah Wei turned his head to look over.

At first glance, isn't that the master Mao Shanming who deceived the old man of Tan?

"Good fellow, there must still be money that hasn't been scavenged!" Ah

Wei stepped forward with a frown.

At this time, the two people of the security team naturally followed the captain Ah Wei forward.

Ah Wei came to Mao Shanming's table and looked at this Mao Shanming.

When he ate alone, he used three pairs of dishes and chopsticks to lift one foot and step on the stool.

At this time, Dabao's was sitting on a stool, and he immediately stepped on Dabao's new clothes at Ah Wei's feet.

Dabao came together, and the corners of the clothes were immediately torn out.

Aveton felt something tugging on his feet just now.

Found on a stool after lifting the foot.

There was a smear of ashes after burning paper.

Seeing the ashes, Ah Wei frowned.

I didn't have anything just now.

"Captain, don't you go upstairs to eat with your master, do you want to eat with me?" Mao Shanming looked at Ah Wei and said lightly.

Hearing Mao Shanming's words, Ah Wei pointed to the three pairs of chopsticks on the table: "Since you know that today is my master's birthday, you still order three dishes and eat roast pigeon, and say, is there still money from Master Tan's family

!" As he spoke, Ah Wei reached out and picked up the roast pigeon on the table: "I took this pigeon

!" "You two hurry up and bring this old duck soup and this pot meat upstairs!"

At this time, Xiaobao was still obsessed with absorbing the fragrance of roast pigeon, and saw that the pigeon was taken away.

Xiaobao immediately looked at Uncle Ming, and Uncle Ming looked at the captain Ah Wei, and then glanced at Xiaobao and nodded silently.

When Ah Wei was about to leave with a roast pigeon, he suddenly felt that his legs seemed to be on the ground and could not move.

Ah Wei looked down and saw that there was nothing on the ground, but he felt that his legs were completely immobile, and he felt very strange.

Mao Shanming on the side looked at Xiaobao, tugged on Ah Wei's feet, didn't let go, pursed his lips and smiled to signal Xiaobao to let go.

As soon as Xiaobao's hand was released, Ah Wei did a front flip and caught the roast pigeon, which stunned the people around him who were eating.

This attracted the attention of the surrounding diners, and they all stopped to watch Uncle Jiu's apprentice perform acrobatics.

"The captain is cheering for Uncle Nine's birthday, and he is performing acrobatics for the big guy downstairs, right!" When

the people around heard Mao Shanming's words, they got up and formed a circle around them to watch the excitement.

A pair of eyes are fixed on Ah Wei, expecting Captain Ah Wei to perform a few more beautiful acrobatics.

"It's coming, it's coming, the captain is about to start!" Mao

Shan coaxed and commanded Dabao on the side to pick up Ah Wei.

In Ah Wei shot from the ground with a point, the whole person's body.

Immediately bounce on a table, fingers pressed on the table.

"Wow, the captain has great power to protect his body, showing his might!" Maoshan

Ming is worthy of being an old Jianghu and knows how to enliven the atmosphere.

I only saw Ah Wei pressing one finger on the table, and it spun up quickly in an instant, startling the people around who were watching the excitement.

"The captain is so powerful, he deserves to be Uncle Nine's apprentice, everyone applauds!" Mao Shanming continued to incite the atmosphere.

"Next, the captain is going to perform raw swallowing..."Mao Shanming glanced at the crutches of an old man in the crowd.

"Uncle, borrow this one of yours.

Mao Shanming stepped forward to express his thoughts to the old man.

"Can you swallow it so thick and long?" the

old man said, I don't know if Captain Ah Wei can do it.

'Okay, Captain Ah Wei likes thick and long!'

Mao Shan Ming smiled and immediately stepped forward with his cane.

And the performance at this moment has also reached a white heat.

The crowd of onlookers around applauded.

"Lin Xiao, Ah Wei has been asking for drinks for a long time, you go and see what he is doing.

Uncle Nine whispered to Lin Xiao to come over, but more to let Lin Xiao go down and take a look below.

Obviously, the applause on the first floor was thunderous, obviously overshadowing the voices of the guests on the second floor.

I don't know what happened, so Uncle Nine asked Lin Xiao to go down and urge him to take a look.

Immediately, Lin Xiao on the second floor, Qiusheng and Wencai came out together, and soon the three of them went downstairs.

At the corner of the stairs on the second floor, look down.

I happened to watch Ah Wei holding a cane and performing a raw swallow.

"Wow, what does this Ah Wei want to do, he can eat it so thick and big!?" Qiusheng was slightly surprised.

"Maybe he usually likes to swallow big, and he doesn't know what the hell he's doing, so he performs this below!" Wen Cai said angrily.

To perform, it should also be performed on the second floor.

How did you make the atmosphere on the first floor so happy?

"Good job!!" Mao

Shan Ming watched Dabao put the cane into Ah Wei's mouth, and beckoned Dabao to pull it out.

"Wow, that's so exciting!?"

Qiusheng smiled, such a thick thing was in and out.

"Is there anything more exciting!" the diners around them cheered.

Mao Shanming looked around and thought of a knight carrying a sword.

"Strongman, can you borrow your sword and use it?" Mao Shan Ming stepped forward and spoke.

"Oh? The knight took off his sword.

At the same time, the atmosphere is even more high.

The applause around him rang out again.

"Wow, you want my life!" Ah Wei saw that this was asking him to perform sword swallowing.

"Senior brother, help!" Ah

Wei had already seen Senior Brother Lin Xiao watching the play at the corner of the stairs at this time.

"Senior brother, this is an exaggeration. Qiusheng hurriedly walked down to stop it.

"What the hell is this Ah Wei doing!" Wen Cai frowned and followed.

"Hey??" Qiusheng and Wencai went downstairs at the same time, and at the same time felt that their feet could not move.

"What's going on!" Qiusheng and Wencai didn't understand or understand at all.

Now their feet felt like they couldn't move, and they clearly felt like they were being dragged by something.

"What are you going to do, I'm a little girl, what do you want to do, ah, help!!" The girl

saw Ah Wei staring at her heart with open hands, and she knew what she wanted to do at a glance.

She's not just a casual girl, she's a hard-working tea waiter.

While the girls are dodging, Ah Wei will open his hands to catch the girls, and the scene is extremely funny.

The surrounding spectators laughed.

But no one stepped forward to stop Ah Wei's behavior.

"I don't know what's going on, senior brother, senior brother help!" Ah Wei screamed for help.

At this time, Uncle Nine also felt the applause outside like thunder, and walked out of the box to the staircase.

"Ah Wei, what are you doing!" Uncle Nine looked at Ah Wei as he reached out to grab a girl on the side.

Seeing that Lin Xiao was walking down, and Qiusheng and Wencai were still holding their legs with their hands, they didn't know what they were doing.

All this is very abnormal, and the first thing Uncle Nine thinks of is that there is a ghost.

"What are you going to do, I'm still a girl in the boudoir, you can't treat me like this in public!"

"I don't want to, and you're not my dish, what I like is not a village girl like you." "

Village girl, you are so excessive, you insult me like this, I want to sue you!" The girl was angry.

At this time, after Ah Wei saw that his senior brother had come down, he also gave up resisting and went straight to the girl's dragon grasp.

At this time, Lin Xiao had already gone downstairs, looking at Qiusheng and Wencai, who were pulling their legs, and took a closer look at the little ghost on the ground.

This little ghost was wearing a blue coat and was leaning out half of his body on the ground, grabbing Qiusheng and Wencai's legs so that they couldn't move.

"Bang!!"

Lin Xiao raised his foot and kicked hard.

Xiaobao's head was pulled out of the ground and hit Dabao who was holding Ah Wei hard.

"Ouch!" Ah

Wei slammed to the ground.

Lying on the ground, I felt that the restraint on my body was gone.

"What's the matter, don't you perform??" The

surrounding spectators looked at Ah Wei who suddenly fell to the ground with a confused expression.

And Uncle Nine followed closely downstairs and took out the grapefruit leaves from his bag.

Keep your eyes peeled and look at two ghosts dressed in blue.

"It actually appeared here!" Uncle

Jiu's face changed, and he immediately stepped forward and grabbed Xiaobao and lifted it up, ready to use the wine jar to collect it.

Dabao on the side saw that Xiaobao was arrested and immediately stepped forward to rescue, but Uncle Jiu raised a kick and kicked Dabao in the heart.

Dabao immediately threw himself on the ground, only feeling that he was a ghost.

After being kicked by someone, it will produce such a burning pain.

"Oops!" Mao

Shan knew that the joke was too big.

This ninth uncle is much stronger than himself, and if he is captured by the ninth uncle, he must not exceed it.

"Brother Dao, let me come, let me come.

Mao Shanming grabbed an empty wine jar on the ground and stepped forward to beckon Dabao to come in quickly.

But Dabao now only feels a fire burning in his heart, and his entire body emits puffs of white smoke.

Uncle Nine looked at it: "Brother Dao, it's better to let me come." Uncle

Nine picked up the wine jar and flicked his fingers and pointed a hole in the bottom of the wine jar.

I took out a piece of paper and pasted it under the wine jar, and suddenly a strong suction force was generated.

"Brother Dao, let me come, let me come!" Mao Shanming panicked and blocked Uncle Jiu again.

At this time, Uncle Nine seemed to find this Maoshan Ming, and seemed to care about these two ghosts very much.

I also thought that I was afraid that these two ghosts were Maoshan Ming, who was raised to pretend to be ghosts.

Under the urging of Mao Shan Ming, Da Bao crawled on the ground with difficulty and wanted to get into Mao Shan Ming's wine jar.

But now Dabao was kicked by Uncle Jiu, and after being kicked by him, half of his yin qi was dispersed, and he had no strength to continue crawling.

"Hurry up, come over quickly!" Mao Shanming waved his hand to signal Dabao to hurry up.

But Dabao still didn't have the strength to climb over, and Mao Shanming took a few steps forward and pointed the altar mouth to Dabao.

But Dabao didn't even have the strength to enter the altar, let alone climb into this wine jar.

When Uncle Nine looked at this Maoshan Ming, he probably wanted to wait for the ghost to enter the wine altar by himself.

If Senior Brother Shi Jian upstairs saw this, these two ghosts would probably be wiped out on the spot.

Looking at this half-hung Maoshan Ming, Uncle Nine didn't know where he learned the Maoshan technique.

It is estimated that he only knows a little Maoshan technique, so he takes these two ghosts around to deceive.

"Let me come!" Uncle Nine asked Mao Shanming to get out of the way, and a strong suction force suddenly sucked the big treasure on the ground into the mouth of the altar.

"Brother Dao, let me the little one. Mao Shanming was kicked by Lin Xiao and held his head and hid under the table.

"Come in quickly!" Mao Shanming urged Xiaobao to hurry up and go in.

At this time, Uncle Nine noticed that he walked down the second floor, and there was a thousand cranes behind him.

Seeing the current situation, Uncle Nine sighed, picked up the wine jar and immediately accepted Xiaobao.

After receiving Xiaobao, he immediately stuffed it into the mouth of the altar with a plug and pressed it on top with a paper charm.

"Senior brother, what are you doing!" Ma Ma went downstairs to look at Senior Brother, is this collecting ghosts.

"Senior brother, everyone is waiting for you. "At a glance, the head of the Thousand Crane Dao knew that the senior brother was collecting ghosts, but it was not good to say much.

"Oh, you two go up first, I'll tell the shopkeeper to serve more food and drinks. Uncle Nine waved his hand to let the junior brother go up.

After watching the two of them go up, Uncle Nine turned to look at Mao Shanming: "Fellow Daoist, you can't do this!"

Uncle Jiu's words, Mao Shanming also understood that raising ghosts was originally a taboo in Maoshan, but he raised ghosts himself.

"Uncle Nine, if I don't keep these two wine jars for you, you hurry up and go upstairs for your birthday. Hearing

Mao Shanming's words, Uncle Nine shook his head and handed over the two wine jars to Qiusheng and Wencai.

"Fellow Daoist, you can't do this. Uncle Nine opened his mouth meaningfully, turned around and walked up to the second floor.

"It's over!!" Mao Shanming was completely stupid, and now Dabao and Xiaobao have been taken away.

What's the difference between this and taking your own food guys.

"Senior brother, I was framed by these two things, right!" Ah Wei pointed to the wine jar containing Dabao and Xiaobao.

"Hmm. Lin Xiao glanced at Mao Shanming, who was kneeling on the ground, and stepped forward to remind: 'Use ghosts to do these things, you must not say that you are from Maoshan, let me know, you will be in big trouble!

' Hearing Lin Xiao's threat, Mao Shanming immediately apologized: "Lin Xiao, I don't dare anymore, can you return Dabao and Xiaobao to me, they are good ghosts, this time it was your junior brother who provoked me, Dabao and Xiaobao couldn't stand it, so they started to tease him." "

Ah Wei, what are you going to do!?" Qiu Sheng asked when he saw that Ah Wei was about to take the wine jar.

"Why, of course it's throwing wood on the stove and burning it!" Ah Wei was furious.

"Oh, you can't do this!" Mao Shan Ming got up from the ground worriedly.

Dabao and Xiaobao have been with him for so many years, and they have long ceased to be money-making tools.

He had long regarded Da Bao and Xiao Bao as relatives, and when he heard that Ah Wei was going to burn Da Bao and Xiao Bao with fire, he immediately stepped forward.

"You're actually messing with me!" Ah Wei smashed a bowl and walked straight towards Mao Shanming.

"Ah Wei, it's okay!" At this time, Uncle Nine upstairs looked at everything in front of him and spoke to Ah Wei.

"Master, he hurt me so badly!" Ah Wei held the broken bowl in his hand and roared unwillingly.

"Master's words, you don't listen to them anymore, do you!" Uncle Nine warned them with a dark face.

"Ah Wei, it's Master's birthday today, I can't see this!" Lin Xiaosan stepped forward and took the broken bowl in Ah Wei's hand, looked at the master on the second floor and said, "Master, you go in first, and I will arrange for the boss to serve wine and food." "