Uncle-Master, Please Help Us

"Please, little uncle (!

Appearance, body shape, and temperament all seem to have grown aesthetically. No matter where you look at it, you can't find any defects.

One point more is fat, one point less is thin; one point is too long, one point is too short; powder is too white, and Zhu is too red; eyebrows are like feathers, muscles are like snow; waists are like Bunch, teeth like shellfish...①

It's no wonder that you can become a love sage and fascinate countless women. This appearance, with considerate words, strong strength, and gentle temperament, is afraid that there is no woman, so you can refuse.

"Teacher, is this how you are?"

Can't help but communicate with Cannian in my mind.

"The level of stone carving is limited, not as good as one-tenth of his appearance!" Teacher Song Yu hadn't answered yet, a faint voice sounded.

Su Yin saw that it was the teacher who taught him the pattern, the sage of the pattern, Zi Gong!

"Less than a tenth?" Su Yin was stunned.

He is also considered handsome, with a natural Taoist body, and any place conforms to the avenue. Behind his body tempered by the spirit of the Holy Spirit, his skin and body are all far beyond ordinary people, otherwise, it would not be possible to provoke Bai Yiyi's hearts. Birth love... Even so, it is far inferior to this stone statue.

The stone statues are less than one-tenth of me... It's a bit exaggerated!

"Song Yu back then was the number one beautiful man in all realms. As long as he has seen his face, both men and women are crazy about him. He doesn't know how many fans are. Stone statues can only sculpt the face, but the charm is too far away. …"

Zi Gong Road.

Su Yin nodded.

Although his appearance has been ruined since he met Song Yu, his temperament is indeed heartbreaking. The stone statue gives people a feeling of sorrow, which is indeed a lot worse.

"Since the teacher is the number one beautiful man in the world, how did he become like this now?" Su Yin was curious.

Can Nian can't transform the appearance of the deity. Is this suffering multiple injuries? What did you suffer?

Zigong shook his head: "Hongyan is easy to be jealous of the sky, everything is too late, and so is the saint."

"Yes!"

In response, Su Yin's spirit withdrew from the sea of ​​consciousness and "looked" at the stone statue again. His appearance was still shocking, but it was indeed a lot worse than Teacher Song Yu's temperament.

"That should be this leg bone!"

Suddenly, my eyes fell on one of the legs of the stone statue. Although the same crystal clear as jade, no difference can be seen, but if you feel it with your heart, it is more aesthetic. That is to say... the entire sculpture, only this leg, has the temperament of Teacher Song Yu. , Other places are just similar in appearance!

Moreover, it is only a part of the calf, only about three fingers.

It seemed that this Empress Luo Xue, even though she got a leg bone, was not big, it was only a few tenths of her whole body.

Communicating with Can Nian, he found that the leg bones seemed to take a long time, but in fact it was only more than a dozen breaths. Su Yin once again felt that his mouth was pried open by the bowl, and liquid medicine was flowing into his throat again.

Quietly tasted it with the tip of your tongue.

This time it was not a good wine, but a healing medicinal material. I swallowed it smoothly, and then I felt someone squeezed in my place.

"Cough!" With a cough, Su Yin slowly opened his eyes, and then saw the grandmother Yao standing in front of her.

The willow tree spirit Lori, seeing him wake up, jumped up excitedly, a pair of ponytails, shaking constantly.

"Are you stolen from Hanyunzong?" Granny Yao raised her purse in her hand.

"Yes..." Su Yin nodded: "It's Mother Luo Xue, let me get it!"

"You lied!" Granny Yao coldly snorted: "The palace owner will never covet other people's things, especially Fairy Hanyun. Who are you, and what is the purpose of trying to get close to Xiaoliu?"

"Xiao Liu?" Su Yin was puzzled.

"My name is Liu Xiaoliu!" Lori smiled.

Su Yin came to understand: "I have no other purpose. When I recover a little bit, I will leave. However, you must return this purse to me..."

"Okay!" After hesitating for a while, Granny Yao nodded: "I'll cook you another medicine to recover from the injury, and then leave! Otherwise, the palace lord will come back. I'm afraid you will not be able to leave if you want to leave."

"Thank you!"

Hearing this, knowing that this mother-in-law Yao should be less indifferent than the legend, Su Yin breathed a sigh of relief and continued to pretend to be severely injured and weak, while quietly observing how to steal the leg bone without being noticed.

Without further ado, Granny Yao came to the corner of the room and took out the medicinal materials for preparation.

"Just take advantage of this moment..."

Su Yin's heart moved, "Hhoo!", a shout came from outside: "That willow tree spirit, quickly hand over the people, otherwise, I will destroy this palace..."

"No, the tortoise is here again..."

Hearing who the voice was, Liu Xiaoliu's delicate face showed a look of worry. He glanced at Su Yin and saw that he was still unable to move, so he comforted: "Don't worry, I just can't beat it away, this time I will definitely do it. Row."

After speaking, he walked out directly.

As soon as she walked out of the hall, Loli's voice continued to sound: "I didn't expect you to hire a helper, let me see how strong they are!"

Immediately afterwards, the explosion of the outside air sounded one after another, and the surging sound of Xian Yuan, bombarding the ground, made the entire palace sway.

"Hey, burn this willow tree on fire for me..."

"I'm going to eat it!"

Two voices sounded, followed by Liu Xiaoliu's anxious voice, seemingly unable to hold on.

"No, I want to go out and have a look. This happened because of me. I can't let Koyanagi get hurt for me..."

Struggling to stand up, Su Yin slipped and fell again, as if there was no strength in his whole body.

"Let's go and see..." Seeing him like this, Granny Yao hesitated for a moment, and finally shook her head.

"Thank you, mother-in-law..." Su Yin said hurriedly.

"Don't thank me, to be honest, I don't worry about you now..." After speaking, without talking nonsense, he patted Su Yin's neck with his palm.

Snapped!

Su Yin's eyes went dark and immediately fainted.

Only then did she breathe a sigh of relief, and Grandma Yao shook slightly, came to the gate of the palace, and strode out.

When I went out, I saw that in addition to the tortoise just now, this time there was another donkey and a parrot. Although the strength of the donkey is stronger, the parrot will breathe fire. Most of Koyanagi's strength is suppressed and he simply displays it. If he didn't come out, he fell short of the wind.

"Where are so many animals?"

Granny Yao stayed for a while.

I have never heard of the cold cloud sect having a history of raising fairy beasts before. Why is it a tortoise and a donkey?

Open a zoo?

She was watching Liu Xiaoliu fighting with the Three Beasts. Su Yin, who was knocked out by Yao's mother-in-law in the room, opened his eyes with a "whoop".

His physical body is so strong that he is already comparable to the quasi-sage. The opponent wants to stun, naturally it is difficult to do it, just pretend to be stunned, the purpose is for this moment.

With a slight shake, he came to the stone carving and reached out to touch the leg bone.

Sure enough, he felt a strong power contained in it, and the contact immediately made his whole body tremble slightly, and every cell became more full.

It was the feeling of using Song Yu's hair, and it was more powerful, and it was foreseeable that with this power, he could easily display the cultivation base of the Quasi-Sage Peak, which was stronger than the previous Han Luoxue and Han Yun Fairy.

"You can't use this power..."

Knowing that this kind of power was used, his speech was beyond his control, Su Yin did not borrow it. Instead, he touched the entire statue's calf and quickly found the crack embedded in it.

Put the index finger and **** together and tap lightly.

Click!

Teacher Song Yu’s leg bone was taken out, the rolling pin was thin, three fingers long, like a jade seal, containing power beyond imagination.

Flip the wrist, put the leg bone into the storage ring, and at the same time took out a piece of jade, picked up the carving knife, cut it exactly as the removed leg bone, and gently put it in.

It's tightly fitted, not bad at all.

Su Yin did not learn the pattern, first learn to carve, combined with calligraphy and calligraphy skills, carving skills, there are not many immortal world can surpass, only carve the same object, not to mention the naked eye, even if the divine consciousness swept over, you may not be able to find it. .

"Take the leg bones, and the charm of this statue is gone... Forget it, add it by the way! It's also counted as a thought to the other party."

After finishing this, I was about to lie down and pretend to be dizzy. I saw that the luster of the statue gradually weakened, and it seemed that there was no more shocking feeling.

After pondering for a while, Su Yin took out the carving knife and carved a few more times on the statue.

Although his carving knives were refined in the Qianyuan Realm, they were solid immortal tools, and carving these jade stones was easy.

It stopped quickly. Although there were not many changes in the texture, the overall temperament of the statue immediately changed drastically. It was still somewhat different from Song Yu, but it was already somewhat similar.

Of course, this is an inner temperament, which can only be noticed if you feel it with your heart.

After doing this, Su Yin breathed a sigh of relief and continued to lie on the ground, quietly communicating with the three beasts outside in his heart.

"You actually have a helper, you are cruel! We are not rivals, wait until I lead someone to come back..."

Knowing what he meant, the parrot screamed, the flame burned a passage, and turned and flew away.

"This..." Granny Yao frowned.

She just came out, did not participate in the battle, these three guys ran away, what the hell?

His face darkened, he hurried back to the palace, and saw that Su Yin was still lying on the ground, unconscious, and looking around for a week, there was nothing missing in the room, and no one else sneaked in. This was a sigh of relief.

"Xiao Liu, go back to the palace first, as long as the palace owner comes back, these young people will not dare to come and make trouble!"

Mouth puffed up again, Liu Xiaoliu's face was full of displeasure: "Unhappy!"

The three beasts united, she suffered a loss after all.

"Let's make good food for you!" Mother Yao said.

Liu Xiaoliu smiled suddenly and drooled.

Back to the room, Su Yin was awakened again, and Granny Yao gave him another bowl of medicine before she waved her hand: "Go!"

The medicine was dissipated, and Su Yin knew that it was the antidote before, so he pretended to regain his strength, bowed and clasped his fists: "Thank you for your life-saving grace..."

"This is your wallet, I don't care what your purpose is, I advise you not to give it to the palace lord, but to return it to Han Yunzong as soon as possible!" Granny Yao shook her head.

The palace lord was so tired because she fell in love with a scumbag, even if she felt distressed, she didn't want to be disturbed anymore.

"Yes!"

After understanding what the other party meant, Su Yin stopped saying more, said goodbye to Liu Xiaoliu, turned and walked out.

I succeeded in getting my leg bones, but I didn't feel happy at all. Although I didn't deceive people, I deceived others' trust. It was also a bit uncomfortable.

Especially Liu Xiaoliu, she is so innocent. If she knows in the future, she will only use it... I don't know how sad it should be.

"I am also trying to save people. If Song Yu can be resurrected, they should be very happy too!"

Looking for the leg bones was also to save Teacher Song Yu, and I was afraid that it was also the expectation of the Luo Xue Empress. If you really want to succeed, everything is worth it.

It's better than deceiving feelings anyway!

"Does it feel uncomfortable to deceive people?"

There was a fierce battle in my heart, and Song Yu's voice sounded in his mind.

"Yeah!" Su Yin nodded, and asked in confusion, "Teacher, you...you have relationships with so many girls, don't you feel guilty?"

Song Yudao: "Why do we have?"

"If they don't meet you, they can have a relationship that belongs to them. There is someone who loves her and cherishes her..."

Su Yin said.

"you are wrong!"

Understanding his thoughts, Song Yu smiled slightly: "I don't know them, don't they look for someone they like, don't have love?"

Su Yin shook his head: "Of course it's impossible!"

No matter whether Empress Luo Xue or Fairy Hanyun are so beautiful and have such a strong cultivation base, there are bound to be countless suitors when they are young. Even if you don't meet Teacher Song Yu, you can't find someone you like.

Song Yu continued: "Then I will ask you again, who is more handsome, understands women, and is more considerate and gentle than me, the man in the world?"

Su Yin shook his head again.

His teacher, known as the love saint, is the number one beautiful man in the world. For thousands of years in the immortal world, no one should have been able to surpass it, otherwise, there would have been a second love saint.

"Since they all need to experience feelings, why not let them fall in love with the best man, so that a lifetime is worth remembering, a life worthwhile!"

Song Yu smiled.

Su Yin blinked, trying to refute, but felt very reasonable.

Even if it wasn't his misfortune, those women would definitely fall in love and find a Taoist couple, and they would definitely not find as good as him... Counting this way, not only is it not harming people, but saving people...

Song Yu hates that iron can't make steel: "A good disciple, do you understand?"

"but…"

"No, but, look at Fairy Hanyun, is she unhappy? Not happy to see me?" Song Yu continued.

"Happy!" Su Yin's face flushed.

"That's not the end! We are salvation, not a lie!"

Song Yu’s voice was great and a bit radiant: "Well, UU reading www.uukanshu.com don’t think about it, and I will help me save the beauties in this world in the future, so that they can get in touch with better and better cultivators. !"

"Uh...good!"

After a pause, Su Yin nodded.

Hearing this conversation between the master and the disciple, many Can Nian looked at each other and covered their foreheads.

Yes, I was crippled again. I am worthy of being a lover. I have a set of tricks, and straight can be turned into a bend. I don't know how many beautiful women are trapped in a cage like this, unable to extricate themselves.

Note①: Taken from "Dengtuzi Hao Se Fu", author Song Yu, a native of the Warring States Period, a student of Qu Yuan, one of China's four great men, and Pan An. The usual "deng disciple" is from this article.

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