Uncle’s blow coming

“I’m just a hero out of interest.”

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“In the face of disaster, if even the heroes run away, then who else can stand up?”

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Looking at those strange-shaped weirdos being punched into meat sauce by that bald man, Lu Xiaobu’s whole person was stunned.

Cool, so cool!

This is the real hero!

This is how you fight!

Alas!

Lu Xiaobu let out a long sigh, then closed the player, put away the USB flash drive plugged into the computer, and put it on the table.

As a post-80s who is about to enter his thirties, Lv Xiaobu will also get a very good title “uncle”.

Ordinary life, ordinary looks, ordinary life. This is Lu Xiaobu’s previous experience, without the slightest breath of the protagonists, let alone the treatment of those protagonists.

The only hobby may be the second dimension.

A very popular animation recently, on the recommendation of a friend, Lu Xiaobu borrowed a copy of the USB flash drive and watched it all in one go.

The impulse that had been absent for a long time made Lu Xiaobu’s hidden blood slowly boil.

Who doesn’t have a hero’s dream?

Every boy has a heroic dream since he was a child, but the reality is that when you grow up, the childhood longing will only gradually be buried deeply, and finally occupy the humble corner of the heart, and have been kept in the dust.

Poof….

Lighting a cigarette, Lu Xiaobu sat quietly, letting his somewhat boiling and excited mood slowly calm down, and he suddenly felt a little depressed when he stepped into the realm of uncle.

A thought of wanting to do something lingered in his mind, like a cat’s paw tickling your itch.

Just for the last wayward once!

Lu Xiaobu looked at the flashing cigarette butt in his hand, and then extinguished it fiercely.

“Although I am not Saitama, I also have a heroic dream!”

Get up and walk to the studio, then turn on the light, copy a stack of design paper and draw.

Lv Xiaobu’s mother worked in a garment factory, and Lv Xiaobu learned to make clothes by hand since he was a child, which became a side job for him when he grew up, helping those COS make various two-dimensional clothing.

In One-Punch Man, Saitama-sensei’s clothes are dirty and ugly, and with that shiny bald head, he is a country superman. But in Lu Xiaobu’s eyes, this is a mockery of reality.

Overnight, this set of ordinary clothes was formed, Lu Xiaobu didn’t say a word, directly put it on his body, and smiled with satisfaction in the floor mirror of the workshop.

Patting some blessed stomach, the abs practiced by playing ball when I was in school have long disappeared, and the fixed routine for many years has made the muscle contours on the body disappear. With this earthy outfit, the picture in the mirror is so beautiful that people can’t bear to look at it directly….

Lu Xiaobu didn’t care at all, the only thing he felt a little pity was that he was not bald.

Well, no one knows anyway, Lu Xiaobu alone has some middle two in various poses and learned the various movements of Saitama teacher in the anime.

The tail of youth, catch it if you can, after this station, you have no chance to catch it.

After an “intense” exercise, Lu Xiaobu was slightly breathless, but the smile on his face was extremely bright, as if the whole person was ten years younger. The sunlight outside shone through the window, spilled into the workshop, shone on Lu Xiaobu’s body, and was printed in the mirror.

I haven’t stayed up all night for a long time, and when the sun shines, sleepiness suddenly hits, and Lu Xiaobu didn’t have time to take off the dirty clothes, so he lay down on the big sofa in the workshop and closed his eyes….

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Drip! Detect targets with high-energy threats and implement removal measures!

Drip! Data processing errors, detect again, and implement clearance!

Drip! Data processing errors. Warn! There are serious vulnerabilities in the data, and it is impossible to implement the erasure, and the emergency plan is activated!

Drip! Start activating the emergency plan and open the dimensional barrier!

Drip! Dimensional barriers to open, target lock, teleportation begins!

Drip! The goal has disappeared, the task is completed, and the retrieval mode has entered….

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Just as Lu Xiaobu was asleep, a black spiral socket suddenly appeared above him, and then sucked Lu Xiaobu in an instant, and then disappeared. The whole process only took a blink of an eye, no one knew what was going on, there was one less older young man named Lu Xiaobu in the world….

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