Uncle’s blow coming

Jiraiya is a very peculiar person.

You can see in him all the strengths and weaknesses of a man.

He is confident but also arrogant.

He is but also longs for love.

He was righteous, but he was also hurt by his friends.

He pursues freedom, but in the end he cannot break out of the shackles of the world.

He was a good teacher, and eventually died at the hands of his former apprentice.

He was a contradictory man and a real person.

Some people say he is stupid, but in fact he is wise and foolish.

Some people call him stupid, but he understands better than everyone.

It can also be said that he is one of the most flesh-and-blood characters in the entire Hokage.

His life is a legend.

Even after his death, he left the world with a shining hope – Naruto.

Without the existence of Jiraiya, there would be no Naruto, the savior.

In the entire Hokage World, the character who remembered Lu Xiaobu the most was Zilaiye. Unexpectedly, after coming to this world, the first meeting with Jiraiya was such a scene.

“Boy, you lost that cup just now!” Zi Lai also stared at the black circles, and tried to make a fierce expression with the corner of his leaky mouth. However, how to see how to feel joy is completely uninteresting.

Shrugging, Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes, and roared angrily, “You are an old man, you actually dare to peek at my daughter-in-law, you deserve to be beaten!” ”

Eh….

I also choked, I didn’t expect that there were other people’s wives among the people I was going to peek, this matter is all over, it’s too shameful….

“Ahem, I’m not called voyeurism…”

“Taken from the material,! Do you think I’ll believe it! Lu Xiaobu interrupted Zi Laiye’s words, deceive the children, no, the children are now refined, and they can only deceive the babies.

Zi Lai was also embarrassed, “That, I really don’t know, but I swear, I didn’t see anything just now.” ”

“Nonsense, if you really saw it, I would have punched you to ashes earlier, and there is still kung fu here to talk to you.” Lu Xiaobu said angrily, when he saw Zi Lai Ye just now, he found that the roof tiles were actually intact, and he knew that Zi Lai had not had time to start. Therefore, the cup he threw out only made Jiraiya fall instead of turning into a shooting star!

“Cut, no one in this year knows that he is old, oh, pity me on this old bone.” Zi Lai also secretly wiped his non-existent tears, as if using this trick to deceive Lu Xiaobu’s guilt.

It’s a pity, it may be a little useful to change to someone else, but Lu Xiaobu has long known who Zilai is.

“I said, uncle, you are less coming.” Lu Xiaobu interrupted Zi Laiye’s performance angrily, “I said, you are a shadow-level powerhouse, doing these nonsensical things all day, is it really good?” ”

Jiraiya’s eyes flashed, and he put away the pretended expression, “Gee, I didn’t expect to meet such an interesting little guy just after returning to Konoha, what’s your name?” ”

“Shouldn’t you report your own name before asking someone’s name?”

“Well said!” Jiraiya instantly ignited.

Lu Xiaobu suddenly had a bad premonition, and sure enough, the next moment, white smoke drifted by, and he sat on the head of a big toad.

“You asked well, under the Miaomu Mountain Toad Spirit Immortal Su Daoist, known as the Toad Immortal, fortunately!”

Ga…… Ga…… Gah….

If there were special effects, Lu Xiaobu felt that several crows would definitely fly above his head.

This brain-dead way of expressing himself, he really can’t appreciate it.

“Hey, lecherous immortal, my name is Lu Xiaobu.”

Zi Lai also stumbled, “I lean on, don’t call me a lecherous fairy!” How can the little ghosts in these years like to call me a lecherous fairy, I am a serious person! ”

“Well, do serious people come to peep?”

“It’s all said, this is for the novel! It’s for art! You don’t understand! “Wait, wait a minute, you say, what’s your name?” ”

“Lu Xiaobu, what’s wrong?” Lu Xiaobu was also completely speechless to Zilai, thinking of the legendary Three Shinobi, who were three older problem children at all! Yellow, gambling, drugs, no one occupies one, and the methods of three generations of old men and disciples are also nobody….

“Lu Xiaobu, powerful, appeared in Konoha Village half a year ago, suspected of having a super strong person beyond the shadow level!” Zi Lai also put away the appearance of the old urchin, looked at Lu Xiaobu with some seriousness, and said such a sentence.

Jiraiya is not as nervous as he appears, and although he has been drifting, he has used his unique techniques to establish an intelligence network throughout the ninja world. Although the person is not in Konoha, he can still detect Konoha’s every move. Especially a strong person like Lu Xiaobu is the focus of the intelligence network. It’s a pity that Lu Xiaobu’s origin is too difficult to find, and his own strength makes everyone quite jealous, so the information about Lu Xiaobu so far is quite vague.

This time, he also quietly returned to Konoha, on the one hand, he felt the recent uneasy atmosphere, and on the other hand, he also had the mentality of wanting to touch the bottom of Lu Xiaobu.

“I didn’t expect my fame to be so great…” Lu Xiaobu was very pleased, and then he felt that he wanted to vomit blood.

Fame is a fart, if it weren’t for the accidental discovery of Lao Tzu’s intelligence network, the devil knows you! Feel good about yourself less there, you’re not a ninja at all, okay!

Indeed, Lu Xiaobu is not a ninja at all, so his information will not appear in the ninja world at all, if not for some people with intentions to notice, others have never heard of Lu Xiaobu this person!

“There is a sentence I want to ask Mr. Lu.” Zi Lai also stared at Lu Xiaobu with burning eyes, “Mr. Lu, what do you think of Konoha Village?” ”

How did Lv Xiaobu see Konoha Village? What is this problem?

If it had been put in the past, Lu Xiaobu would definitely answer “it doesn’t matter”, what does it mean to be indifferent? It means irrelevant. How is Konoha and what does it have to do with him? And now? Just like the abacus of the three generations of Hokage’s old belly Kuro, as time passed, the entanglement between Lu Xiaobu and Konoha became deeper and deeper. Just as the so-called people are not grass and trees, who can be ruthless?

Lu Xiaobu didn’t want to admit it, he was calculated by three generations of old men. This is a Yang scheme, as long as he Lu Xiaobu still has feelings, as long as he stays in Konoha day by day, this bond will become deeper and deeper. Kakashi and the others, Red who silently waited for a response from love, Shiro, who liked Konoha’s calm and peaceful, and Lori Hinata, who was simple and cute, each of which made Lu Xiaobu unable to let go.

Since you can’t let it go, let it be.

When Konoha was in danger, Lu Xiaobu didn’t mind helping, since the roots were rooted here, it was like a man, protect all this.

In turn, if one day Konoha disappoints him Lu Xiaobu and does something that should not be done, Lu Xiaobu will not mind destroying all this with a punch!

“At the moment, Konoha Village is still very good, and I like the atmosphere here. Of course, the most important thing is that the people I relate to and care about are all in Konoha, and that’s enough. Lu Xiaobu’s answer was very general, but he also understood.

Phew….

Secretly relieved, he also knew that Lu Xiaobu was not lying. With such great strength, there is no need to lie at all.

“People respect me, I respect people. However, I hope Konoha does not have a day that disappoints me. ”

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