The Unconventional Legend

Lei Datou laughed and said: "I mean, I am a witness, everyone should believe me, right?"

Vice Principal Wu laughed and said: "Brother Lei, everyone is an old acquaintance old friend. You don’t need to clarify things quickly. You can believe it when you speak. Haha, haha."

Lei Datou, laughed, said "Last night, I did meet Brother Xiang for a drink at the Supreme Hotel. Just three people, my son, Brother Xiang, and the three of us."

Everyone sat still.

Madman Xiang’s divine light burst in his eyes, laughed heartily: "How about, surnamed Wu, what can you say?"

Vice Principal Wu indifferently said: "You What's the rush? I haven't finished asking. Brother Lei, dare to ask you about this meal, how long have you been drinking until?"

Lei Datou said very refreshingly: "Drink until midnight eleven. Point, it’s a great drink..."

Both Vice Principal Wu and Vice Principal Wei hehe sneered.

Vice Principal Gao was attacked at one o’clock in the middle of the night, so no one testified after Madman Xiang finished drinking at eleven in the evening.

Madman Xiang's burly body stiffened suddenly, turning his head slowly, looking towards Lei Datou with eyes full of incredible.

Over there, Vice Principal Wu has already followed up and asked: "What time did I drink? I didn't hear clearly!"

"Eleven o'clock."

< p>Lei Datou looked confused: "Why, can I still lie at this time? I drank for more than four hours last night, and Brother Xiang's drink volume is indeed..."

Madman Xiang stared Keep your eyes open and look at oneself in disbelief: "Old Lei, what time did you say...what time?"

"Eleven o'clock. Eleven o'clock, didn't you say Fenghai is now?"

The wind and rain are shaking, there are too many things, do you need to go back soon?"

Lei Datou looked confused: "What's wrong, Old Xiang...you?..."

Madman Xiang slumped nodded: "he he he ...... Lei Datou ...... Three hundred years of friendship, the 300 years of friendship I thought oneself, only your two words, this is ruined. I am really interested to know, you What benefit did you get? That's why I said that!"

Lei Datou was stunned, and suddenly furious: "Old Xiang, what do you mean? I kindly come to testify for you..."

"You testify for me?"

Madman Xiang squinted his eyes, indifferently said: "I will ask you one last time: what time shall we drink!"

Lei Datou slapped the table and roared: "You ask me a hundred times, it's eleven o'clock!"

"hehehe......"

Madman Xiang is like a heart-and-liver burst "Okay, okay, okay! Today, I finally saw what a friend is!"

Vice Principal Wu and the others have already sneered: "Madman Xiang, what's the use of posing? The facts are all Now, what else can you deny?"

Madman Xiang laughed loudly: "I can deny, but there are too many! Come on, come here with the projection instrument!"

shouting loudly.

Immediately, Madman Xiang took out a Xiaoxiao item from his pocket...

It turned out to be... a very compact disc.

"I really thought that Lao Tzu stayed at home for 20 years and was wasted for no reason? High-tech Lao Tzu also understands! Lao Tzu's real evidence, here is it!"

Madman Xiang Coldly chuckling, then quickly connect the projection instrument.

"Old Xiang, what do you mean?" Lei Datou complexion changed.

"Fuck you!"

Madman Xiang gnashing teeth scolded: "What thing are you? Dare to call Lao Tzu Old Xiang? Open wide your dog eyes! ! What is this!"

The projection instrument released the screen, which is the entrance of Supreme Hotel.

Two people stand with their hands on the other side, while Madman Xiang strode from a distance laughed heartily: "Big head, you know how to find me when you come back, so you brat and have a little conscience!"

Then the three laughed and entered the hotel together. The picture stayed above the clock in the hotel lobby: 6:47 pm!

"Lei Datou, open your eyes and see if it is the situation when we met yesterday afternoon."

Madman Xiang grimace: "If you want If you want to continue denying, it’s okay. There are still a few acquaintances at the door on the left and right. I believe they will always remember the situation the night before? Do you want me to find them?"

Lei Datou face deathly pale, The look of lose one's head out of fear came out from the eyes.

Vice Principal Wu changed his eyes and said angrily: "Madman Xiang, what the hell is happening trick?"

"Lao Tzu what the hell is happening trick, don’t worry, watch It’s over, don’t you know if you’ve seen it!"

Madman Xiang sneered, and then fast forward again and again, the screen transitions to the hotel room, and the most striking thing is that the screen is always facing the wall of the room The clock on the top is the three people who are judging the cup. The angle is a little worse, but it is clear enough.

At this time, I only heard Madman Xiang say: "It's 11:20 in the blink of an eye. The happy time is really fast, hahaha, I haven't finished the wine yet."< /p>

Lei Datou laughed heartily: "If you haven't drunk thoroughly, then continue to drink. What time do you care about? Didn't you ask for leave at Old Xiang? Haha, I don't believe you need to take leave for drinking with me!"

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Madman Xiang laughed like thunder: "Crap! Continue to Hah! Drink it through, must drink it!"

As time goes by, the atmosphere on the wine table becomes more and more common warm.

I saw that Madman Xiang seemed to be drunk, pointing to the clock on the wall, and hehe smiled: "How come this thing is shaking so hard? Is it that Lao Tzu is drunk? Point? I said it was one o'clock, you said I was right?"

Lei Datou laughed: "You old fellow is not drunk! It is one o'clock! If you are not drunk, just continue to Hah!"

Another hour later, Madman Xiang both eyes blurred, his head is little by little: "What time is it now, so I think this clock is not quite right... now it's half past two." Is it?"

"Yes!" Lei Datou affirmed on the side: "It's half past two, Brother Xiang, it's time for the two of us to drink two more jars, but I don't know how you are, I But I drank it thoroughly, and if I drink it again, I really have to vomit."

"Okay!"

Until 3:20, this wine, finally Finish drinking.

Madman Xiang leaned back on the chair in a daze, and said, "Brother Lei, it's so cool today."

"I'm cool too." Lei Datou laughed heartily.

Madman Xiang pressed pause here.

The screen stops.

Turning his head, looking at Lei Datou like a Light Eagle falcon: "What else do you want to say now?"

Lei Datou face deathly pale like paper, and said: "Everyone has heard it. You are always asking. I cooperate with you to talk about that's all. In fact, the clock in that room is simply broken... If you don't believe me, we can ask the boss and manager of Supreme Hotel to ask. Ask."

"Let them ask? Let him agree with you?"

Madman Xiang laughed heartily.

A cold voice rang at the door, saying: "You don't need to find them anymore, they have already gone to me."

Before the voice fell, a bald head stepped on Come in.

The visitor is tall and broad, with a square face and big ears, majestic appearance, except that there is no hair on his bald head, which makes the overall image slightly discounted, but his eyes are majestic, like cold lightning, and look at everyone. The visitor was Star Shield Bureau Main Bureau Head, Jiang Wenzhou in Central Plains.

Behind Bureau Head Jiang, there are two black clothed persons, also wearing Star Shield Bureau uniforms.

After coming in, I greeted Ye Changqing first, and then said: "Hello everyone, Jiang is here today uninvited, and I came here to give a testimony for Vice Principal Xiang."

< p>"Everyone should know me. Although my cultivation base is shallow and insignificant, there are not many people who don't know me when it comes to Fenghai City. I don't know what I said. Do you believe me?"

He faintly laughed, and did not wait for everyone to answer, he said to himself: "Last night, Vice Principal Xiang suddenly asked me to have a drink with the Star Shield Bureau, but he didn't show up, so he only reserved a room for us. Let's drink next to him... just listen to him talking loudly over there, hehe, if I can't beat him, I'll go and beat him. How can there be such a treat? It's just a sincere setting up to ruin people!"

But as soon as this sentence came out, the faces of Lei Datou, Vice Principal Wu, Vice Principal Wei and the others changed suddenly.

It's really ruining people, it's not you Jiang Wenzhou Jiang that will ruin you!

"Last night, I was really interested in these two men. It was these two men who caused Vice Principal Xiang to leave us alone. How can I take a good look? Then I saw these two The guy ran out continuously, and then this one went out, and the other one went out...this behavior made Jiang more curious."

Jiang Wenzhou stretched out his hand, and he also had a CD in his hand.

"Jiang seeing others do what one loves to do, one is inspired to try it again, just made a video, are you interested in watching it?"

face.

Wen Xingtian said with a laugh: "Since it is such a good show, of course I have to watch it."

The projection instrument started working again.

It was only a section, I saw Lei Datou walk out of the room, hurriedly walked along the corridor to the distant toilet, and paused at the toilet door.

Jiang Wenzhou indifferently said: "This distinguished guest named Lei, your high-end private room, no matter what, there should be a toilet in the room to serve you... I actually have to run so far, after I arrived in Beijing Formed another habit? I don’t know what the rules are, it’s rare!"

Then the pause disappears and the playback continues.

I saw Lei Datou rushing in, then he pu' sound, and started vomiting.

After vomiting and wiping his face, he took out a bottle, took two pills, and then unbuttoned his pants to urinate. The spirit suddenly became better before he walked back.

"Everyone knows that this Drink Northern Dipper...is specially made for expert wine. If you drink enough, you can really get drunk and half to death; Can't evaporate, can't resist...For ordinary persons, this Drink Northern Dipper is very poisonous. If you drink it, you can't afford to be drunk, and you can dream of it for the rest of your life!"

Jiang Wenzhou's faint voice:" But for Drink Northern Dipper, the research and development manufacturer also released a special sober medicine. Well, this Brother Lei should have it in his hand. But to be honest, the sales of this medicine are very small. After all, martial artists are rarely drunk after drinking. , And the wine specially made to make us really drunk is even more rare!"

"At least Jiang couldn’t think of this Brother Lei, how could he carry so many anti-alcoholics with him, this What comes out is a spectacle."