The Unconventional Legend

"The story is like this..."

Zuo Xiaoduo said vividly: "In the past, there was an unusually generous person, because he had many poor friends. Therefore, there are more people who come to eat at his house. This is something that can’t be helped. It’s the way to live a rich life. There are too many people stalking wool. As the saying goes Good, poor people live in the downtown area and no one asks about it. Rich is in the mountains. Distant relative."

Li Chenglong: "Uncle said that is really good. One sentence tells you everything about life, and you are very knowledgeable."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "At first At that time, these poor friends went to the rich people’s home to eat, and they brought something, so they could block their faces...Naturally, the rich wouldn’t care what the poor friends brought...because no matter what they brought, they couldn’t have a meal at oneself’s home. Rice is worth money. So, don’t care."

Li Chenglong: "This is benevolence and righteousness; the so-called character, the so-called persistence, and the so-called ethics are really obvious to this rich man. "

Zuo Xiaoduo: "Swelly is right, and my father said the same at the time."

Li Chenglong: "Uncle and I are heroes. They see it in the same way."

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Zuo Xiaoduo: "But this rich man also has a family. If it is one or two times three to five times, or even ten times eight times, the family will not say anything, but after a long time, the family will inevitably Quite a bit of criticism."

Li Chenglong: "This is also such is human nature. I can't stand it if it is replaced by me. What about then?"

You Xiaoyu, Yun Xiaohu, Bai Xiaoduo was holding back his smile.

Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing all have a black face.

Hearing this, if you still can’t guess what this guy wants to do, then IQ is very touching.

Zuo Xiaoduo talked more and more vigorously, and said more and more eloquently: "So this rich man said roundly and roundly, brothers came to my house for dinner, because I was worthy of me, I shouldn’t have said anything. ...But, when you come later, help bring something, even if you bring an egg... Isn't that a face-lift?!"

Li Chenglong said: "What about then?"

"This group of friends didn't make a difference, the rich said...In this way, I will have a banquet at home tomorrow night, hoping everyone will come. It will increase face and everyone will be lively."

" And before night on 2nd day, the rich man was waiting at the door."

"Because his wife bet with him that you friends must come empty-handed. The rich man said, I don’t believe it. Madam said, if you don’t believe it, let’s make a bet."

"The two guys made a bet seriously. In the eyes of the rich, oneself has already said so clearly. This bet, Oneself is set to win, just to taste the taste of victory early, the rich simply wait at the door."

"So, at about half past six in the evening...My friends finally came."

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Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said: "Don’t hide it from you, it’s basically the same time as you are here today, and it’s not in bad order."

"pu!"

Bai Xiaoduo burst into laughter immediately, and his smile was trembling.

The faces of Lie Xiaohuo and the others are too dark to see.

Bing Xiaobing gritted his teeth and said: "Then what?"

Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said: "This rich man saw, ah, the first friend really came; So I greeted me and asked..." Li Chenglong said: "It's really fast."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "His friend is actually quite young, and he has just found a daughter-in-law, and he is very emotional. Okay, so I always take my oneself daughter-in-law wherever I go; it’s the same even with a meal."

Li Chenglong said enviously: "Even the cheapskate like this miser can find a daughter-in-law... It’s true. Envying. But, I'm afraid that woman is blind..."

Lie Xiaohuo Xue Xiaoluo has noodles like the bottom of a pot.

Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend looks very outstanding, shiny and smooth. Doesn’t girl like this kind of pretty boy the most? What is the meaning, where is it important? Well, because of his young age, So usually everyone calls him young man, um, short for guy."

Lie Xiaohuo took a deep breath.

Li Chenglong: "Hey, I need to talk about it. Just tell me how he asked?"

Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and turned his eyes to Lie Xiaohuo and said:" This is what the rich asked: Boy, you brought your daughter-in-law to my house for dinner, what did you bring me?"

"hahahahaha..." You Xiaoyu patted his thighs, and was very happy, Yun Xiaohu Bai Xiaoduo smiled even more.

It's really enjoyable!

Lie Xiaohuo grabbed the drumstick in his hand, and suddenly felt that the drumstick was not fragrant and tasteless, like chewing rotten wood.

Li Chenglong hurriedly praised: "What did this guy with his wife say?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This friend is really a wonderful person, please say, come My brother’s family is a guest, I brought the white Yunqing wind to my brother..."

Li Chenglong turned his head to Lie Xiaohuo and said: "It's really poetic and picturesque. It's really a wonderful person. I didn't bring anything. , It can be said to be so acting cool... It's really a talent, it's not so wrong, how can such a capable person can't?!"

Lie Xiaohuo's cheek gang tú tú jumped.

Xue Xiaoluo pinched her husband's thighs.

Today, my old lady was ashamed to follow you!

Lie Xiaohuo felt cruel in his heart, the more you ridicule me, the more I will give nothing. Apart from being able to speak happily, what else can you do...

Li Chenglong Haha smiled: "What about then?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Then the rich had to put the couple in...Continue to wait, and then he waited for the second one, as long as a friend brought a gift, It is still him who wins."

Li Chenglong: "Does this second one have a head?"

Zuo Xiaoduo: "Yes, there is a saying than the first one? , This friend’s family is very poor, he is a pauper, but he looks good, he is more handsome than the previous young man, his face is smooth, like an egg that has just been peeled..."

Kong Xiaodan touched oneself's smooth face speechlessly.

Zuo Xiaoduo continued: "...So, everyone usually likes to call him Xiaodandan, or Xiaodan."

Li Chenglong suddenly realized: "so that's how it is." Then how did he ask this second one?"

Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Kong Xiaodan: "This rich man asked that, little egg, you come to my house for dinner , What have you brought me?"

"pu pu..."

Left and Right Heavenly Kings and Bai Xiaoduo almost laughed crazy. Yun Xiaohu no longer has to worry about Zuo Xiaoduo being the host. Much better than oneself.

This guy can definitely tell the dead to jump in the coffin.

Kong Xiaodan stared at both eyes, his face turned red.

Too narrow! This bastard!

Boss What kind of godson did you take? This is?

Even Lie Xiaohuo and his wife, who were still depressed just now, laughed at themselves.

Human, if only oneself is unlucky, it will be very angry, because it is depressed and uncomfortable.

But when I saw the same mold as being oneself, my heart was instantly balanced, and my depression also had a channel for venting.

They even feel very happy-Lie Xiaohuo and his wife are like this now.

Li Chenglong: "How did this little egg answer?"

Zuo Xiaoduo: "The little egg said, brother! My family has no wealth, no longs, so It only brings you the white Yunqing style..."

Li Chenglong said: "But the guy in front has already taken it."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "So the rich people say the same. Yes, Xiaodan was a little embarrassed, and said: I really don’t have a long body, so I brought two eggs under my crotch......"

"pu roar......"

The two women blushed and covered their mouths, while the five men turned their heads and sprayed a sip of wine on the ground, laughing continuously and choking.

Li Chenglong almost came out too.

After coughing for a while, I waited for a while to calm down and asked: "What then?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Of course the rich also put him in. After all, they took him. Two eggs...So the rich continued to wait for the third person, as long as the third person can bring something, oneself still didn't lose..."

Bing Xiaobing's face changed.

Li Chenglong: "What are the characteristics of the third person?"

Zuo Xiaoduo: "This third person, it's a bit pitiful. Not only is the family poor; but also He is sick all the year round, so everyone calls him a minor illness."

Li Chenglong shook his head: "Pitiful person."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "While waiting anxiously, The small illness finally came. Then the rich went up and asked."

Li Chenglong: "What is it?"

Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Bing Xiaobing: "... …"

In this brief moment, Lie Xiaohuo Kong Xiaodan Yun Xiaohu You Xiaoyu Bai Xiaoduo Xue Xiaoluo said to Bing Xiaobing at the same time: "...the rich people ask like this, you are a little sick My family is here for dinner, what have you brought me?"

Bing Xiaobing was speechless.

So many people seem to have brought things with me, okay? Although he lost...

Zuo Xiaoduo squinted his face and said: "Quiet."

Li Chenglong: "How did this little sickness answer?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This minor illness is much more serious. He replied: big brother, I can still have a little strength with these shoulders, so I carried a head for you..."

< p>"hahahahaha...have a head..."

Everyone present had each one, and they all laughed crazy.

Bing Xiaobing sullen his face for a moment, and actually laughed, this little bastard is really good at hurting people.

For a time, laughter shook the sky.

People are so weird. In front of so many people, if only one person is damaged, it would be a lifelong feud, and it will be difficult to eliminate; but now several people have been damaged in succession, and everyone regards it as Made a joke and laughed.

Although I was still angry, but I was angry but felt cola.

Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and then said again: "Four people, hehe, is just a story, a little talk at the dinner table, I am not talking about the four of you, don’t think too much about it. , Let's say that, this joke, can you laugh for a lifetime..."

"pu..."

You Xiaoyu turned his head and sprayed a sip of tea. Yun Xiaohu's face.

I don’t know if others can laugh for a lifetime. Anyway, I can laugh for a lifetime...

Others are getting more and more happy.

Lie Xiaohuo and Xue Xiaoluo, as well as Kong Xiaodan and Bing Xiaobing, have strange eyes and looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with an aura and amusement.

I really got to know the godson boss.

This kid seems to have a natural temperament: cheap!

And this kind of cheapness is not the kind that makes people want to kill, but the kind...just want to fight fiercely, eight times a day!

As long as you can't die, you'll be fiercely fiercely freaky!

To be honest, on this point, he is very different from his father. His father’s temperament, his opponent just wants to kill him, and it’s not the end if he doesn’t kill him. But this kid is so cheap. People want to fight over and over again but are reluctant to kill...

These are two completely different realms!

At this moment of laughter, a car came slowly and stopped at the door of the villa.

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[Cough...please ask...monthly ticket...]