The Unconventional Legend

Lie Xiaohuo was already shaking.

A bully!

The bully of Chi Guoguo!

These three, one is your nephew, one is your discipline, and the other is your discipline's daughter-in-law...

No matter how respectful they are to you, no matter what , Isn’t that all as it should be by rights?

Don’t call you uncle, it’s not weird that they call you father and I!

But what about us?

We are the same generation as you, OK?

This bastard borrowed questions to play, are you still done?

Zuo Xiaoduo certainly doesn’t know what’s in it. Said with a laugh: "Oh, what a major event. When I see your parents in the future, don’t you have to bow your head in the same way? It’s normal. "

Kow your head? ? ?

Raging Fire waited and looked at Zuo Xiaoduo, cursing in his heart, you really deserve to be your father's son!

This gene is also very good!

Lie Xiaohuo and others looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with weird eyes, really wanting to beat this kid into meat sauce.

Is your bauble really innocent or pretending?

Kow your head...what do you think.

We just came to see his godson for the boss in idle time, but one thing was worse than another.

First take back the spies sent by oneself; all the labor of dispatching spies for so many years has been turned into running water.

Then I lost an Ice Whitesoul, and even lost 10% of the space relics...

At the end of the day, everything was over, I came to have a meal. When we arrive, we are going to be a generation shorter out of thin air?

Today is really hell!

And I saw two at once!

The four of you will have regretted that their intestines are all blue!

Then what are we doing this trip? Looking for chicken?

You Xiaoyu almost broke his intestines with a smile, but his face was serious, frowning and urging: "Lie Xiaohuo, Bing Xiaobing, Kong Xiaodan, you guys, don’t hurry up and pay respects to Uncle Zuo. Aunt Zuo!?"

Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo also urged.

Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting are both waiting kindly...

Lie Xiaohuo is about to explode, from top to bottom suddenly burst into flames; Xue Xiaoluo Hold him hurriedly and shook his head.

Are you crazy?

Are you going to send him back to complete metaplasia now?

Furthermore, the whole continent you want to make trouble knows that we lost such an adult?

You shameless, I still want a face...

Xue Xiaoluo piled up a smiling face, and said to Wu Yuting with a smile: "This... although we are looking young , Actually... age is quite pretty... Look..."

He winked at his eyes.

Two hands are still pulling Wu Yuting's sleeves, shook, shook... with a pleading look.

Wu Yuting sighed, Xindao forced Raging Fire and the others like this, and it’s almost the same.

Wu Yuting said gracefully: "His dad, forget it; the children are all big bosses... Besides, the red-haired wife is going to give me something..."< /p>

Xue Xiaoluo looked dumbfounded: Who...who said he wanted to give you something?

But where can you say no now? Wu Yuting is now begging for oneself and the others. If oneself says no... Then today this Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo will be called!

Obviously, this is the price of intercession.

Wu Yuting finished speaking and glanced at Xue Xiaoluo.

Xue Xiaoluo is usually nodded in a hurry to peck rice.

I will give you whatever you say, let us pass this level first!

Zuo Changlu certainly does not have to call Raging Fire and the others Uncle. He also knows in his heart that even if these four guys are forced out tonight, these four guys are absolutely unwilling. It's called oneself Uncle.

So this is just a strategy to confirm that you have the upper hand!

Now it is clear that oneself is already in control of the universe. Which one dares to stab?

Try it?

"hahahaha..."

Zuo Changlu gave out a long laugh: "Just kidding, just kidding. Hahaha, when you came to me, you are at oneself's house. Don’t be restrained, don’t restrain, come and eat."

Lie Xiaohuo and the others finally let out a long sigh of relief.

Oh my god...I almost had a cerebral hemorrhage just now...

"I have to perform my duties as a master."

Zuo Changlu is generous. Said lovingly, he gave Lie Xiaohuo a chopsticks and chicken kidneys: "Red hair, you eat more of this, this is good, it is good for kidney. I originally wanted to say that you are young and don’t know how to control, since you also have years of experience, I I won’t say much. Look at you with a crooked waist now. Don’t try to do everything... Man, you should say no when you have to say no."

Lie Xiaohuo stuffed the chicken waist Entering the mouth, fiercely chewed with a hideous expression and chewed very hard.

I make up your sister!

You have a kidney failure!

Your girl's waist just buckled!

You can’t do it!

Not your whole family!

"Little Dan, you have to eat more of this."

Zuo Changlu gave Kong Xiaodan a chopstick and leek: "This is good, this one can aphrodisiac. It depends on your physique. It’s hard to find a daughter-in-law when he grows up...and make up for it while he’s young."

Kong Xiaodan fiercely stuffed it into his mouth, making a chirping sound, fantasizing that oneself would chew well. It is Zuo Changlu!

You only need impotence!

Your whole family needs impotence!

The old and the small all need impotence, so you'll die!

"hahaha, Xiaobing, come and come..."

Zuo Changlu put a chopsticks in the heart: "as the saying goes, what to eat and make up. You eat this stuff. It's right."

Bing Xiaobing was stunned: Are you saying I'm indifferent?

Looking at the chicken heart caught in the plate, Bing Xiaobing closed his eyes and swallowed it.

I don’t chew!

I swallow it!

Wait one day, Lao Tzu will be like swallowing the heart of a chicken, and swallowing you a bitch!

Zuo Changlu immediately took another chopstick fisheye to You Xiaoyu: "Little fish, things are going well, your Aunt Zuo and I will look at you now."

You Xiaoyu almost slipped under the chair.

Don't look at me high, I'm afraid.

Looking at the huge fish-eye beads in the plate in front of him, as if staring at oneself, You Xiaoyu shivered more and more.

"Eat food, eat food." Zuo Changlu greeted Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo: "You two eat by yourself. It's far away, I can't reach it. I won't give you two food."

"Thank you, Uncle Zuo." Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo thanked each other, and now they are really the only ones who can eat food comfortably.

Then Zuo Changlu raised the cup: "Come to my house, let us toast together, tonight is unforgettable, don’t forget tonight..."

Lie Xiaohuo wanted to drink in the morning So, I hurriedly picked it up, but I started to drink, especially, this glass of wine was served twice without a sip.

Your son picked it up and put it down, and he told us a story...

Just about to drink.

But when I saw Zuo Changlu laugh, he actually put down the glass again, and laughed very joyfully: "Speaking of which some should not be, but don’t say where the laughter comes from, you guys The name reminded me of a story, a very interesting story. I don’t vomit or vomit, I’m not happy......"

"pu..."

You Xiaoyu chewed The fish eyes almost spurted out, choking out in bursts.

Lie Xiaohuo and the others are filled with despair while holding a glass of wine.

What are you doing again? !

"Not busy drinking, not busy drinking, listening to this story, not busy drinking, lest you choke."

Zuo Changlu smiled happily: "This is about the rich The guest’s story is very interesting and has ideas...hahaha, I have lived by this joke in my life, I will tell you."

This time even Zuo Xiaoduo can’t help but choke; Coughing, Li Chenglong lowered his head, quickly put down the wine glass, and smiled all over his body. If he didn't put down the wine glass, the wine would definitely be spilled.

Lie Xiaohuo waited with a look of despair, what is so...this is really the origin of family learning.

Do you dare to call Uncle before you dare to pave the way for it? If Jiang is still hot, this Zuo Changlu is much more sinister than his son...

Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo are also shaking, but they are forcibly holding back, Yun Xiaohu even more He acted as a supportive role: "Uncle Zuo, I don’t know what the story is? How interesting and thoughtful?"

Zuo Changlu glanced at him with admiration and said: "Once upon a time, there was a man Unusually generous people, because he has more poor friends, so more people come to eat at his house. This is no way. It’s the same way when you are rich, as the saying goes Good, poor living and no one in the city. Ask, rich in the mountains have distant relatives..."

Yun Xiaohu: "Uncle Zuo's two sentences are really full of life philosophy, earthly feelings..."

Lie Xiaohuo and the others have a splitting headache, and the desire to die is gone.

Sure enough!

Sure enough!

I'm paralyzed, do you want to listen to this fucking story again?

When Zuo Xiaoduo talked about it, they could still shame and pretend to be deaf, but now... it seems like they can’t do it anymore!

The identity is completely equal, even the other party is beyond...

If this is asked on the face, "boy, you come to my house for dinner, what have you brought me? ?"

But it's really shameless.

Over there, Zuo Changlu tells the story smoothly, and Yun Xiaohu admires it skillfully-just listened to it, can you not be skillful? Yun Xiaohu, who has been here for the second time with Li Chenglong pearl and jade in front, is unreasonable if he doesn't hold it in the slightest?

Even Zuo Changlu is surprised. Why is this discipline so easy to use today? Normally, I don’t see this cleverness?

When he said all the way,'This poor friend is young and just found a daughter-in-law. He is a young man, so everyone calls him a boy...'

Lie Xiaohuo suddenly stood up With a tragic face, he said: "This, speaking of which I am ashamed, this time I took the liberty to visit, I really have nothing to do... Fortunately, I suddenly remembered that I brought some gifts to Schoolmate Zuo Xiaoduo before I came... …Almost forgot."

Bai Xiaoduo frantically pouted: I have a face to say, and I almost forgot, hehe, if my Master doesn’t come, would you really forget it?

Zuo Changlu frowned, with a look of'I don't accept gifts'; he said: "Student Lie Xiaohuo, hey, don't be like this. I'm just telling a story. I'm not talking about you... "

Zuo Changlu educated: "Everything, you can't sit in the right place. This is the life principle I have summed up for so many years."

Lie Xiaohuo sighed in his throat. .

I really want to spray your face!

If I don’t stand up and come forward now, you will point to my nose and start cursing. You still mean me!