Universe Infinite Canteen

The fact that the new smuggling ship is coming to Earth has little to do with Boss Ma.

Although as a native of the earth, he doesn't like the earth being so casually entered and exited.

But it doesn't matter what he said.

Malu's life creed has always been to take care of the things he can take care of and not worry about things he can't take care of. This is also the secret to his ability to remain happy.

But what he didn't expect was that the New Moon's arrival on Earth would affect him after all.

Malu had just seen off his last customer this afternoon, and there were still almost five hours until the nightclub opened. He was going to close the door and go upstairs to play games with Zhen Ye.

But at this moment, the store door was pushed open.

He Xiaoqian put down the linen cloth to wipe the table, walked over and said, "Sorry, we are already closed."

"It doesn't matter, the boss and I are acquaintances."

"Oh, it doesn't matter, let them in." Ma Lu also said when he saw the person coming, paused and then said to He Xiaoqian.

"Xiaoqian, you can get off work."

"But the cleaning hasn't been finished yet."

"It doesn't matter, let Yoyo do the rest."

"Okay." As an old employee, He Xiaoqian knew that sometimes some strange customers would come to the store. In the past, the boss had personally entertained them.

Later, when Ma Youyou came along, she was the one who entertained, but Malu would usually still be there, but would just let her go first.

Although she was a little curious in her heart, He Xiaoqian always listened to Ma Lu's words.

Since Malu didn't explain, she didn't ask any more questions, put on her backpack, and left on her newly bought electric donkey.

After He Xiaoqian left, Ma Lu motioned to Ma Youyou to pull the bed curtain, and then looked at the two uninvited guests.

One of them is Lao Hei.

Lao Hei wore a camel short suit with a pleated skirt and a beret today. He looked quite college JK style.

But I don't know if it was because of her bare legs, but her whole body was shaking all the time.

And behind her was a tall, blond-haired, long-legged girl wearing sunglasses, a red jacket full of sequins and high-heeled boots. She sparkled wherever she went and had the temperament of a Victoria's Secret supermodel. little girl.

"Your friend?" Ma Lu asked Lao Hei.

Lao Hei shook his head.

"What about your relatives?"

Lao Hei shook his head again.

"Ah, could it be Ji You?" Malu's eyes suddenly became strange when he looked at the two of them.

The blonde foreign girl smiled slightly and announced the answer herself, "I am her god of death."

"Death, is this... some kind of metaphor?"

"No, that's the truth."

"Uh... you are a god, like Thor, the god of thunder, or a bull-headed horse-faced one. Seriously, will the underworld give everyone a dedicated god of death?"

"My name is 33, and I am the best killer in the entire multiverse." The blonde girl said proudly, and at the same time, she showed off the small pistol that was pressed against Lao Hei's back.

Although the pistol looked like a squirt gun sold for 10 yuan on the street, judging from Lao Hei's reaction, it was obviously a real gun.

"So, Death is indeed a metaphor."

"Whatever you say, you'd better persuade your friend to hand over the toaster." 33 said, "Otherwise, I will kill everyone on this planet who knows her."

Hearing this, Ma Lu looked at Lao Hei, "Since when have you become such a tough guy? Didn't you already get a toaster from those dimensional pirates? Why don't you hand it over."

Lao Hei suddenly said excitedly, "Because even if I hand it over, she will still kill me!"

"This is your fault." Malu said to 33, "She is willing to give you a toaster, why do you still want to kill her?"

"Because the Pink Whale smuggling group she belonged to broke the agreement with Sir M. Sir M's order to me was to kill everyone in the smuggling group and bring back the bread machine.

33 explained, "I believe you also noticed Mr. M's wording. This order is divided into two parts, and the two are in parallel relationship."

"I told you, I protected the bread machine, but on the way back, our smuggling ship ran into the group of dimensional pirates. They attacked us. We were no match for them, and the bread machine was also taken back."

"After that, I single-handedly paid a lot of money to get it back. It's just because there was no smuggling ship coming to Earth that I couldn't bring it to Sir M. I've tried my best, and the breach of contract is not my fault!"

Lao Hei vomited his bitterness.

However, the female killer remained unmoved. After she finished speaking, she said calmly, "I am a killer, not a detective or a prosecutor. For me, my job is very simple. I just need to collect money and do things. I never do it." Ask why.

"So it's useless for you to explain to me, give me the bread machine, and then let me kill you, and I will leave. Otherwise, I will kill everyone you know, and then torture you to learn the whereabouts of the bread machine, and then Kill you."

"Then why didn't you skip the first step, torture her directly, and then kill her?" Ma Lu was puzzled.

"Because she has been uncooperative and affected my work, which makes me a little unhappy." 33 said, "I need to let go."

"Do you like killing people?"

"No, killing is just a job for me, a way to make a living, nothing more."

"Then why are you going on such a killing spree, and you won't be rewarded for it and get more money?"

"This is the advice my psychiatrist gave me. He said that if I am in a bad mood, I can do something I am good at to relieve emotional stress and avoid breast hyperplasia. I don't know if it will be useful, but it is worth it. Give it a try.

"Besides, I don't want to lose to 99."

"99?"

"Yes, she is a newcomer and does the same job as me, but it is very annoying. She has been copying me, whether it is the method of killing, the weapons and equipment used, or even the clothes she wears.

"She is just a low-quality fake! Damn bitch!!! Oh my god, in today's society, all walks of life are becoming more and more impetuous, even our industry is inevitable. Do you know what is most important to a killer? ?

"Uh... let me think about it, success rate?"

"No, it's taste and imagination. This is the biggest difference between a master and a mediocre person. A killer without taste and imagination is just a piece of shit, worse than shit.

"And such a guy actually dares to claim that she is the best in this industry. Oh my God, that bastard even copied my self-introduction. This is so shameless."

33 After complaining, he said to Ma Lu, "This is a restaurant, so there should be a bar."

"Hmm, I have cat urine beer here, 66 stars a cup."

"Pour me a drink. You can try to drug me in the wine and see if I can find it."

33 As she spoke, she found a table under the table and motioned for Lao Hei to sit opposite her.

"I don't know how to administer drugs. It will damage the restaurant's sign." Ma Lu said.