what? What the hell is going on? Everyone looked at them suspiciously. Of course, these people naturally include Chen Yilin and Xiao Ruoshui. The two of them looked at the two men and blinked suspiciously!

"Sister Ruoshui, why did Xiao Anzi suddenly cry so miserable and so sad!" Chen Yilin asked.

"Who knows?" Xiao Rushui murmured.

"Do you think these two people can't stand loneliness, so they plan to put on a reality show directly in the classroom? Will Xiao Anzi be" Chrysanthemum "?" Chen Yilin suddenly said such two words, such a popular word. Xiao Ruoshui almost took it off the floor without the whole person. For the Internet trendsetters in the 21st century, this word is definitely not strange. Is it that this little Anzi is a legendary little experience, and this will be merit?

However, fortunately, Chen Yilin didn't speak loudly, so only Xiao Ruoshui next to her heard it. It's easy for Xiao Ruoshui to think of yesterday. Chen Yilin said that the two people were in pain. Is it hard to tell which kind of relationship these two people really have in legend? Think about it. Although ah Jiang is nominally an Quantao's attendant, they are so inseparable. Even going to the bathroom seems to be together!! Perhaps only such a relationship can explain it!

It's really strange to tell the truth in this world. You said that if two girls walk together every day and go to the bathroom hand in hand, the public opinion of others will not say anything. But if the two big boys get tired of being together every day and then go to the bathroom and go shopping together, it will certainly attract the attention of the people around them. That's how the word "gay" comes from! Who says men and women are equal! This is obviously unequal! For another example, a sign is usually placed in front of the ladies' bathroom or the girls' dormitory to say something; Men stop, or boys stop! There are no warning signs in boys' dormitories and men's bathrooms. Does that mean that girls can come and visit at any time? Is it difficult that a boy's meat is not meat???????

"Whatever you look at, sit back for me!" an Quantao looked at the eyes of so many people around him, so he roared, so the others were basically not talking and continued to let the two go! Watching everyone turn their heads, an Quantao slapped ah Jiang on the forehead: "NIMA egg, it hurts me! Who made you so hard!!"

Ah Jiang held his mouth and said wrongfully, "Ann, Ann Shao. It's the so-called long pain is better than short pain! If I don't speed up a little, then Ann Shao, you think it will be more painful! Otherwise, why is a sharp knife called a fast knife? And you say it's more painful to cut meat with a sharp knife or with a rusty knife with a blunt knife“

"He / mother / seems to say the same!" An Quantao listened to ah Jiang's explanation and felt that there was some truth. If you cut meat with a sharp knife, you would at most leave a thin wound. If you cut meat with a blunt knife, it is estimated that the meat would have to be rolled over. Considering the bloody scene, an Quantao couldn't help shaking his body. Fortunately, he just bought a new knife. If you cut meat with that knife If you do, you will probably have fainted from the pain!!

Looking at an Quantao in a daze, ah Jiang saw it again. The gradually red blood covered an Quantao's index finger, so ah Jiang quickly said, "an Shao, your blood has flowed out. Write quickly!"

After being called by ah Jiang, an Quantao reacted. He asked ah Jiang to separate a wound on his hand so that he could write a love letter with his own blood? Why, he forgot all the important things? So he did it quickly and put his hand on the white paper, but at this time, he suddenly found out the content of the love letter. Why There was no content, so he quickly shouted, "asshole, help me find a love letter!"

Ah Jiang heard the roar of condoms, so he quickly took out his mobile phone, went to Du Niang's website and began to search for words about sensational love letters. However, it's really strange. Just press the search key gently, dozens of pages of content will come out. This also makes people first praise the progress of science and Du Niang's omniscience. The most important thing is I want to thank those idle egg pain people who think they are love saints. They hold such love letters on the keyboard every day. Otherwise, how can they be so convenient now!

"An Shao. There are a lot of love letters below. They don't exceed a hundred words. These words are almost just right. An Shao won't use too much of your blood, will he?" said a general.

"Hmm! But you'd better find some more sensational and then hidden love letters! The video we performed that day must be because it was so popular that millions of hits, so Chen Yilin and Xiao Ruoshui both knew it, so they made me feel embarrassed. If those love letters were too advanced, they might have seen them too, At that time, if I don't think I wrote this love letter myself, my heart will be wasted! " An Quantao put his index finger on the paper, then put one hand on his chin and said. He had a deep understanding of this. I remember when he was in junior high school, the teacher arranged his composition, and an Quantao would check it on the Internet, but he was smart. He turned forward from the back and copied it only when he felt that the writing was good, and one of their classmates directly copied the settings on the forum When the teacher came to pick up the highlighted composition, he found that the classmate's composition was copied from the Internet. So he gave him a hard lesson. On the contrary, an Quantao was praised.

From this, the condom Oh ah has also come to a conclusion, which does not necessarily mean that those highlighted, those conspicuous love letters are better. And those love letters are seen by many people. People know it's a plagiarist at first sight, and the probability of being found after copying is often very low. This is because not many people are idle and painful people. They turn the page page by page every day!

"OK, that's it!" ah Jiang turned it over for a long time. Then he said, the condom took the mobile phone with his right hand and looked at it. However, the writing of this article is very good. And the number of words is relatively small. "OK, OK, that's it!" an Quantao said hurriedly. Then he took the mobile phone and put it on the table. At the same time, his hand began to move. But before he finished writing a stroke, he found that the wound on his hand had healed! "Your mother's egg, how can it solidify so quickly! Labor and capital haven't written yet!!" an Quantao couldn't help scolding.

"Well, ANN, it seems that you can only cut it again!" ah Jiang said in some embarrassment.

"Grass, I will suffer another pain! Come and help me cut!" an Quantao scolded!!

"Anshao, you'd better do it yourself!!" I slapped inexplicably short just now, and now my mouth still hurts!

"NIMA, will you come or not? If you don't, labor and capital will waste you!!" an Quantao kicked his eyes, ah Jiang could only give in, so he separated an Quantao's hand again. Of course, there is no doubt that this time he was also slapped by an Quantao, but what else could he do. This is his life as a valet, so he can only admit defeat! "

An Quantao began to transcribe a love letter provided by Du Niang on the Internet. Word by word, it really came from his heart! But security Tao is also very patient. But it is inevitable that the speed of writing on rice paper will be slower. Of course, it may also be that he is already very slow! Anyway, he wrote less than five words, and his blood had been killed!

"Grass, why did you kill it again!!" security Quan Tao scolded, "This time, the labor and capital said nothing! So he squeezed the finger that had just been cut with his right hand. But after an Quantao tried his best, the blood was still poor! At this time, ah Jiang also joined the blood squeezing activity. I saw that he pinched an Quantao's finger mercilessly and gathered the strength of two people Sure enough, red blood flowed out of his white fingers. This time, an Quantao started his great career of transcribing love letters again!

In this way, after about a dozen words, the blood from the finger finally dried up. No matter how much they squeezed, they couldn't squeeze it out. Why didn't they squeeze the blood like Ru ditch? The condom scolded in his heart. But now he has written more than 30 words. If he doesn't write at this time, he really wastes so much CC's blood. There's nothing to ask for An Quantao stamped his foot, so he asked ah Jiang to cut his ring finger. Ah Jiang had no choice but to bleed him again. The result was predictable. He was slapped by an Quantao again. And an Quantao was afraid to use his strength to eat milk. Anyway, after three slaps, the color on ah Jiang's face had turned blue and purple, which was obvious I've been hurt internally. Ah Jiang cried out in his heart: now I finally know what it is to accompany a king like a tiger! This is really not a job that people can do. If God is willing to give me another chance, or if there are regret drugs to sell in the world, I will never tell an Shao that writing a book with my own blood is a very brilliant thing.

After the love letter was written in 80 or 90 words, there were bright red marks on each finger of his left hand. Ah Jiang seemed to be more sad. Because his left face was basically swollen... His facial features were not very symmetrical, but now he was directly disfigured???????

Finally, when an Quantao wrote the last word, he sighed a long sigh. So he picked up his masterpiece this afternoon and looked at it slightly! Nodded with satisfaction. Well, good! This love letter written in blood has been released. Xiao Ruoshui, you can certainly feel my heartbeat and my sincerity when you receive this bloody love letter I wrote Meaning! Ha ha ha. An Quantao laughed loudly in his heart. So he slightly read the content of which love letter. When he saw the last line of words, he felt he could spit blood and die himself. Because the last signature was: your son: an Quantao (XXX in the original text, so an Quantao naturally replaced it).

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