Unruly Girl's Killer Guard

"Young lady, what's the matter with you? You're fine. How can this happen?" Qin Yang pretended to be surprised. In fact, his psychology has long been smiling. This is called self infliction! I can smell such a hot smell when I sit in a chair. I didn't expect my acting skills to be really good., Just moving her throat a few times will make the eldest lady think she has drunk a drink! Then he fell into what he dug and fell into it!

"You bastard, how dare you lie to me! I'll kill you!" Xiao Rushui jumped up from his chair. We're going to rush at Qin Yang.

Qin Yang flashed sensitively. He could laugh and cramp at any time and said, "if you didn't want to fix me, how could you get caught! Uncle Guo is coming! We should go to class ~"

Outside the villa, the sound of Mercedes Benz's unique engine came in. Xiao Ruoshui gave up. Although he said he didn't let him drink the milk made by himself, he ate a sandwich after all! Hehe, wretched man, wait a minute, you suffer??????

"The joys and sorrows of life come too fast. In fact, it's not exciting at all!" Qin Yang said on the way to school with Xiao Ruoshui by car!

The milk prepared by Xiao Ruoshui didn't reach Qin Yang, but she did it herself. This scene made Qin Yang sit in the car and laugh from time to time.

"Hum ~! Now let you laugh enough, I'll laugh at you later!" Xiao Ruoshui, sitting in the back row, stared at Qin Yang in the co pilot's seat.

"Miss, what do you say?" Qin Yang asked. If it were normal, he wouldn't ask. But today he always felt as if something was wrong.

"Qin xiansen, do you feel any discomfort? For example, the stomach or the god horse of the stomach!" Xiao Ruoshui asked.

"Stomach? I don't feel anything." Qin Yang was full of fog. The eldest lady suddenly mentioned her stomach at this time. What did she want to express? Isn't it just milk that she does her feet? Suddenly a bad feeling came to Qin Yang's heart. At this time, the stomach was very responsible and began to pull. Then Qin Yang felt that the food he ate in the morning was constantly turning in his stomach. A sense of urgency went straight down and forced him to the back door. This should not be a laxative! Qin Yang's face kept twisting! The veins are going to burst!

Xiao Ruoshui looked at Qin Yang like this. He laughed and said, "I forgot to tell you. I added something special to the sandwich you ate this morning!" now you know Miss Ben's strength! I'm a man who must repay. You despised me yesterday and let your stomach pay the price today! Xiao Ruoshui said in his heart.

"You??????? You!" Qin Yang pointed to Xiao Ruoshui and couldn't speak for a long time. Thousands of calculations did not expect this move. Qin Yang, who was still laughing, suddenly entered a tragedy! You know, this is in a Mercedes Benz, and there is no place to excrete diarrhea at this time! The only way is to endure until school!

Uncle Guo heard the dialogue between Qin Yang and Xiao Ruoshui, and immediately knew the problem. The old lady's whole person method is strange. Even uncle Guo is a little afraid! He observed three minutes of silence for Qin Yang. How can ordinary people stand such a whole person method!

"Guo, uncle Guo! Yes, can you drive faster!" Qin Yang turned his head and looked at Guo with a bitter smile,

"I'll try my best! But it's the city ahead! And this time is the peak of work, so you must stick to it!" Guo Shuyi said. At the same time, the accelerator under his feet slowly stepped down.

Now it is the rush hour of work. As soon as you enter the urban area, the traffic flow on the road increases sharply, and there are many traffic lights. Just turn and stop! It took almost twenty minutes to get to the gate of emperor Zun University!

As soon as the Mercedes Benz stopped at the gate, a young man with the same wind broke into the gate of the campus. That's faster than Liu Xiang, bolt.

The hardware facilities of dizun university are very perfect. Laboratory Building. Teaching building and office building! Where high-rise buildings are displayed, the playground also has a large area. An 800 meter plastic track surrounds the whole playground! In the middle of the track is a basketball court! There are eight new rebounds! At this time, he stood on the long plastic track. At this time, Qin Yang found a very serious problem! It seems that this is his first day to school. Everything here is strange. How can he find the legendary gunman Holy Land toilet in the nearly 200 mu campus!

As a saying goes, can a living person still suffocate his urine? It's just a toilet. Just ask a classmate. This time is school time, so there are still many students on the playground. There happened to be a fat male classmate on the runway in front of Qin Yang. Qin Yang ran up to him and asked, "Tong, classmate! Excuse me, where is the toilet?" it seemed that he would leak air when he spoke, and then his stomach rolled uncomfortable, so he trembled when he spoke.

Fat pointed to a five or six meter high low house less than 100 meters behind the playground and said, "see? That's the toilet for students!"

Qin Yang said a thank you, then increased his horsepower and ran to the low house at the speed of 100 meters, and then ran in towards a door without looking at the sign.

The fat classmate shouted, "Tong, classmate! You entered the wrong door?????????? but how could Qin Yang hear his voice? The fat classmate shook his head and left!

As soon as Qin Yang entered the door, he found a small compartment, closed the door, took off his pants, and then directly entered the main play! The high-profile and passionate sound of cannons. Let Qin Yang's whole body relax incomparably!

"Ah ~ this feeling is cool!" Qin Yang couldn't help moaning. "But it seems that there is a more serious problem now. I just left in a hurry. It seems that I didn't bring any paper!" he looked at his empty hands. A feeling that the sky was falling down made his heart fall to the bottom of the valley. His eyes swept in the compartment, and his eyes lit up again, because he saw that there was a roll of paper and a bag next to the compartment "Seven dimensional space"

"Hehe, it's worthy of being a luxurious University. It's so thoughtful! There's still such a thing in the men's toilet!" Qin Yang chuckled!

"Hua Hua ~" the sound of running water from the toilet seemed to wash away Qin Yang's troubles! He opened the door of the compartment and looked at the decoration in the toilet. The walls of the toilet about three or four meters high were pasted with white tiles. In front of him, there was a wash table and a large mirror. Qin Yang couldn't help praising such a considerate design. "Shit, this is the toilet! It's incomparable compared with the thatched house at the entrance of the East Village! Who says that only the women's toilet has instrument mirrors, and even the men's toilet in this school has instrument mirrors!"

However, he soon found another problem. According to common sense, there should be urinals in boys' toilets. After all, this is school, and the time between classes is only ten minutes! It is not enough to rely only on these cubicles! But now there is no legendary urinal in the place where he stands!

At the same time, the door of a toilet compartment behind him was opened. Qin Yang couldn't help looking back and saw a beautiful girl in a school uniform pulling her white underwear that had faded to her lower legs. She slowly raised her head. When the girl raised her head, her eyes looked straight at the strange boy in front of her.

"Ah ~"

"Ah ~"

The two screams made the whole toilet tremble! The first one was a tenor, which was obviously made by Qin Yang, and the second one was made by the girl! Her hand to pull her underwear stopped there, so her spring was seen by Qin Yang standing there!

It was a pair of slender white legs. At the bend of the leg, a white underwear with SpongeBob printed on it was playfully hung on the bend of the leg. Looking up, Qin Yang felt something standing in his nostrils, and the red liquid was very disobedient, so he stayed! Xiao Qin Yang was also very restless!

Yesterday, I only saw the lady's underwear, but today is a real gun! And the most deadly thing is the eyes of the beautiful classmate. Different eyes in Shui Lingling's big eyes flashed constantly, with surprise, uneasiness and fear! "Who are you? Why are you here?" the female classmate asked with surprise on her face.

Qin Yang's head is running fast. There is seven degrees of space. There is no urinal toilet, and the big makeup mirror! Hard, is this the forbidden area for boys in the legend? At this time, Qin Yang immediately had a feeling of five thunders. He broke into the women's toilet on the first day when he arrived at school. If it comes out, he will certainly lose his reputation. At that time, he won't leave I want to be a beauty! Maybe I'll be crowned as a big sex wolf! No, it's absolutely not. How can I leave here like this when so many beauties are waiting for me! I have to find a solution!

Kill people and kill people? How can this be? This is a living beauty! How can I do such a cruel thing? I am the most pitiful person!

Escape? Anyway, he doesn't know his name. It's feasible, but the school is so big that he can't see it. He'll meet it in the end. It's not the same. It's over.

So we must think of a perfect excuse! To solve this problem completely. After a while of thinking, his eyes lit up. He looked at the beautiful woman in front of him and said without changing his face: "It doesn't matter who I am, but what I know! In fact, to tell you the truth, I have studied martial arts with my master on Wutai Mountain since I was a child. I have some research on the five elements, eight trigrams, astronomy and geography! To put it simply, I am a Xiangshi!"

When the female classmate heard Qin Yang's words, she was stunned and asked, "Xiangshi? Is it Feng Shui?"

"Well, this classmate, you are very wise. When I came to the school, I began to investigate the Feng Shui in every corner of the school. I heard that there was a random burial post under the toilet, so I came here specially!" Qin Yangyi said in a solemn voice.

The female classmate looked at Qin Yang with disbelief and asked, "but doesn't it mean that Xiangshi should have tools? For example, Bagua mirror, peach wood sword, seven star sword and so on! Why don't you have them?"

"Hehe, that's just what some unruly phase masters use to deceive everyone. Real phase masters can usually know by pinching their fingers!" Qin Yang smiled and replied. I thought it was good that I could deceive.

Female students still don't believe it. Look at Qin Yang! "Then how can you prove that you are the Xiangshi?"

"Now that you've asked that, if I don't show my hand, you won't believe it. En en! Wait." Qin Yang pinched his fingers in disguise. And his eyes were turning around. After a while, he said, "classmate, if I guessed right! Your name should be Ling ya. You are a little timid. Your family is not very good, so you have been studying hard, and your grades have always been among the best in the school grade! I'm right!"