Unscrupulous daily life starting from One Punch Man

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“Phew!”

Looking at the sound of the floating Xuanbai gradually walking away, the long, relieved cat wiped the cold sweat that wet his hair on his head, he understood what is called the big ups and downs of cat life is as exciting as a roller coaster.

The roller coaster still has a buffer time to get up, and this directly enters the link of swooping around, what ups and downs, is it completely falling and falling?

Today is simply wrong, did you go out without looking at Huang Li.

First came a white-haired guy, like a ghost, it looked terrible, and finally after this guy left, the guy who came next turned out to be even more terrifying.

Even the cat himself didn’t believe it, and the guy next to the bald head just raised his finger and actually controlled everything on the ground nearby.

Even if you don’t use the wisdom of the cat’s brain and only think with your tail, you can understand that this guy is the kind of existence that absolutely cannot be messed with.

Fortunately, this extremely terrifying guy has also gone far, but today’s “business” has not yet opened?

To be precise, it has not been open for many days.

Yesterday came a mechanically transformed person, completely without appetite, the day before yesterday did not come, the day before yesterday …

Forget it, don’t think about it, it’s all shame to think about.

“！”

Looking at the human women coming from afar, the cat face of the weirdo cat also became dark and deep.

“Oh roar, it seems that God can’t stand it.”

Human women are the best choice, generally speaking, the more beautiful a woman is less resistant to a cute creature like him, and the more defenseless she is.

And the woman who came over, with that enchanting figure, will definitely not be bad.

“Finally opening… Hey, hey, hey! ”

The gloomy smiling weirdo cat starman is also dressed up as cute again on vacation.

“Meow!”

The milky meow is completely to remind the woman who is about to come over that there is a cute little meow here, waiting for the other party to come and hug it.

Generally speaking, this is a trick that cats have tried and tested.

“Oh, what is this cute creature? Is it the main species on the planet? ”

Sure enough, she was fooled, this woman really has a big chest and no brain…

Looking at the woman who raised herself high and then carefully attached it to her chest, the cat also had the right expression.

However, organisms, species?

Is it describing me?

It always feels strange, as if something is wrong.

Well, where is it?

Wait, are all human women with three eyes today?

When the weird cat who realized it was in his arms and raised his cat’s head to look at Polos’s face in front of him, he realized that something was wrong.

The woman in front of her doesn’t seem to be human!

That’s right, this woman with three eyes is Polos who came out of the forest not long ago on Earth.

When I passed here, I also heard the cat barking, and when I came to check, I was completely blinded by the cute appearance of the cat.

Polos, who was beautiful enough, just as the cat guessed, unguardedly raised the cute creature in front of him that looked completely undangerous.

“I can feel that the guy in front of me has very powerful energy, but why, as a starmaker, the intuition of the sixth sense tells me that she is not dangerous?”

“Well, don’t care, just trust your intuition here!”

Looking at the gentle smile of Polos who raised him below, the weirdo cat also decided to strike first.

In an instant, breaking free from Polos’s hands, the cat’s transformation ability was also launched here, and the cute appearance before disappeared, and a huge tiger-backed cat appeared instead.

“Just let you make my food!”

“Hahahaha!”

The two-meter-tall cat who was laughing wildly also poked out his claws at Polos, and directly pounced.

Al, Ale, this is a little different from what you imagined!

The cat didn’t even see how Polos’s voice and shadow moved, and the other party had already withdrawn beyond the range he could attack.

This speed combined with the surging energy in the other party’s body, the cat felt that his intuition might have a big problem.

“Oops, there seems to be a problem with my cat’s sixth sense, this guy is very powerful, I’m not an opponent, I have to find a way to retreat.”

Looking at Polos in front of him, the weirdo cat had already made the decision to find a way to run.

“Help! Help me! ”

But at this moment, the woman in front of him, who was obviously stronger than him, actually shouted for help?

No, big sister, you are better than me, what do you shout for help? If you want to shout for help, I will also shout, right?

The strange cat was confused and did not react at all.

And at this moment, suddenly a bald head wearing an earthy yellow Superman suit and a cape stopped between Cats and Polos.

“I heard your cry for help!”

It was Saitama who came out with Xuanbai to find his wallet, turning his head sideways, Saitama was also handsome, uh, seriously said to Polos.

The weird cat on the side also breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that it was this bald head who looked very weak, after all, if it was that guy like the evil ghost, I am afraid that he would be here today.

Although the intuition in his head sent an extremely dangerous signal, the cat did not think that there would be anything powerful about this seemingly ordinary bald head.

“You bald guy, don’t be a handsome hero…”

When the hero is it, the word has not yet come and spoken, Saitama is just an ordinary punch, and the huge fist wind also directly destroyed the body of the cat, leaving only half of the body where is the perseverance, and refuses to fall.

If you had said what you had to say that day, maybe the cats would not have left only two feet and lower body…

“Ah, three eyes, are you a weirdo too?”

Looking at Saitama, who had a face splashed with blood in front of him, Polos also quickly waved his hand, indicating that he was not a bad person.

“Hey, Saitama, I found your wallet.”

When the voice sounded, the space in front of Saitama began to distort, and then along with the gradually clear space, the white figure holding Saitama’s wallet also appeared in front of Saitama out of thin air.

“In other words, there is only 1,000 yen in it, which makes me waste so much time.”

Space movement.

As for the position of the spatial movement, it happened to be where Polos was, so by the way, Xuanbai also held Polos in his arms.

“It’s dangerous.”

Looking at Polos in his arms, Xuanbai also looked at Saitama in front of him with doubtful eyes, because how could there be a woman next to this guy?

And Xuanbai’s appearance and appearance just meet the imagination of the knight prince depicted in all the hottest and most popular novels that Polos has seen in the universe “Unorthodox Daily Life Starting with One-Punch Man”.

Sometimes, it’s wonderful…

Or rather, funny novels need to be so wonderful, karma.

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