Unscrupulous daily life starting from One Punch Man

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“Saitama, why did you bring her to my house?”

Looking at the enchanting Polos who was doing in his living room, Xuan Bai was also a head bigger than two.

Not to mention that he has been completely irreparable by his own pit daddy’s system elf, peach blossom luck and chance luck, Xuan Bai who just returned home discovered this.

Polos, the troublesome woman, was taken back to her house by Saitama.

It is said that Polos has a body far beyond the average level of women on earth, as well as a sense of mystery from the universe, charming and natural, and is definitely a first-class beauty.

But such a woman often also symbolizes big trouble.

“Ah, didn’t you promise Xuanbai?”

Saitama, who was playing a game, also turned his head and responded to Xuanbai’s words with some puzzlement.

“I promised?”

How is this possible, when did I agree.

It is true that Polos did make a request to herself at that time, but she should not have responded to the other party.

“This is the time.”

As Saitama’s voice lengthened, Genbai’s thoughts also returned to the time when he used time reversal to find the elf of Alice’s system.

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“So, can you please show me around the Earth?”

When Polos, who lowered her head, waited for Xuanbai’s reply, Xuanbai hesitated, and then suddenly shouted out emotionally.

“Good!”

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This is the live replay, and the evidence is overwhelming.

“……”

It’s all a misunderstanding! At that time, it was only because he found the reason why his peaceful life was broken, so he shouted excitedly.

And in fact, there is the second half of the sentence, the whole sentence should be “Okay, finally let me find it”.

It’s a complete misunderstanding!

It’s just that it’s too late to say it now.

This is the result of the peach blossom luck value and chance luck value of the pit daddy.

Under this value, even if it is a mediation of fate, it cannot be reversed, no matter what Xuanbai does, there will always be a consistent result in the end, that is, these women who are close to Xuanbai will not be able to go.

Xuanbai, who deeply understood this, could only sigh, and then agreed.

“Then stay.”

For a while, Xuan Bai, who was exhausted, seemed to have aged for more than ten seconds.

Isn’t that nothing? Isn’t this just the normal passage of time?

Hey, more talk, young man, the road is narrow.

At the same time that Xuanbai agreed to come down, the tornado standing behind Xuanbai who had just pushed the door in heard everything, and at this time an indifferent voice sounded.

“Who is going to stay?” I said, my lifesaver, Lord Xuanbai? ”

Therefore, peach blossom luck is often accompanied by peach blossom robbery.

However, it is not bad to say that Tornado, after all, when she was used as experimental material in the laboratory, she was saved by Xuanbai.

It’s just that Xuan Bai thinks about it now, how happy and dashing he was at that time, and when he was, Xuan Bai never thought about how the strongest superpower he had liberated the limiter could have such a field.

Looking at the unkind tornado, Xuan Bai at this time only wanted to chant a poem adapted from Qu Yuan’s “Departure” in his previous life.

“Long sigh to cover up the weeping, mourn the many hardships of the rest of your life!”

Simply put, I was going to cry in the face of the misery of the rest of my life.

“Ah, it’s a tornado, it’s nothing, it’s just a guest from the universe visiting Earth, so you want to live with me for a while.”

“That’s all.”

To tell the truth, Xuan Bai also has a clear conscience.

Well, at least for now, but if you live together all the time, everyone is an adult, and it will be normal if something happens in the future.

Xuan Bai just doesn’t want to get involved in trouble, plus has strong self-control, not likes men.

“Well, Master Xuanbai is telling the truth, I can prove it.”

The voice of the cute elf Alice also sounded at the right time.

“Hmph, who wants to live with you has nothing to do with me.”

“……”

In terms of tsundere, I’d like to call you the strongest, Tornado.

If it doesn’t matter, when you look at Polos, who is completely explosive in both body and height, what is the look in your eyes that is about to burst into flames?

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While Xuanbai is messing up here, our old friend Sonic of Sonic is ready to appear again.

Deep in the mountains and forests,

After untying the ninja’s hairband, Sonic, who wore only a vest, sat quietly on top of the small stream.

That’s right, sitting in the middle of this mountain stream.

“The heart stops like water”

If you look closely, with your eyes closed, Sonic’s clothes sitting on the stream are still dry, and they are not wet by water at all…

However, the pants were all soaked.

Just above a large tree not far from Sonic, carved with this Saitama and Xuanbai wood carvings.

Saitama, which has the style of a strong man, is carved to life, and if it has a full score of 100, it is at least 98 or more, and as for the wood carving of Xuanbai, it is only 59 points, which is a failing grade, encouraged but needs to be improved.

Suddenly, Sonic opened his eyes, an electric light flashed, and Sonic’s figure quickly burst out.

“Endure the mysteries, chaos of the ten shadows burial!”

In an instant, Sonic’s figure pulled out the afterimage and changed into ten different poses.

Then these ten afterimages all rushed towards the Saitama and Xuanbai wood carvings on the side.

Boom!

Shuriken, knife traces instantly covered the wooden carvings of the two.

Then the wood carving burst open instantly.

“Hmph, it’s finally done.”

“I have overcome myself and completed my practice, then next, Genbaku, Saitama, I will let you understand the name of my sonic sonic.”

“Gooo

“Ah, it’s not good, I’m smiling habitually again.”

In fact, in addition to Sonic’s best smiling face and spiritual self-comfort, Sonic’s speed is definitely one of the best.

In terms of speed, if Fryx with Aunt Liu is the strongest among the heroes except Saitama, then among the weirdos, Sonic’s speed is definitely worthy of the ceiling level.

And, Sonic has always liked the bells and whistles and names.

After re-tying his ninja headband, Sonic also looked at the sky full of stars and moon.

“So, this is the end of the retreat, it’s time to go and get back what belongs to my Sonic.”

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