Unscrupulous daily life starting from One Punch Man

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When the morning sun shone on the hungry wolf’s face, he opened his somewhat embarrassed eyes and found himself in the garbage heap.

Buzzing!

The sound of flies sounded on the hungry wolf, and after waving his hand to disperse, the hungry wolf sat up from the garbage heap with some difficulty.

“Why am I in a place like this?”

“I remember that I should have defeated the golden ball and spring beard of the A-class hero, and then walked down the street when I came across…”

Holding his aching forehead, the hungry wolf recalled what had happened before with some difficulty.

Faintly, the hungry wolf seemed to think of something, but he couldn’t remember clearly, and if he tried to think about it, he was stopped by his own explosive headache.

“Well, no, I still can’t remember what happened, my memory of last night is a little blurry.”

At this time, in addition to the pain in the brain like a hangover ten times, the hungry wolf also felt some broken pain in his left shoulder, but the hungry wolf is also a ruthless person, even if the left button has some broken pain, he is silently endured.

“What the hell is going on? Damn, is the injury so bad? ”

“Strange, nothing? So why is there such pain? ”

The hungry wolf was a little puzzled for a while.

So what happened to the hungry wolf? Why did the hero hunter of the famous hero world wake up from the trash heap? Why did the hungry wolf lose his memory of last night? Is all this a moral decline or a loss of human nature?

Let’s go into science together and go straight to last night’s “crime scene”.

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Under the moonlight, the originally bright moonlight testified to this sin.

At that time, the suspect Saitama, after defeating our victim, Hungry Wolf, met his companion in the wig shop and another decisive character in the case, the accomplice of the suspect Saitama, Genhaku.

When the two walked out of the shop after getting drunk in the wig shop, Xuanbai looked at the victim hungry wolf who fell to the ground, and also asked his companion Saitama, what happened to the victim hungry wolf who fell to the ground.

The suspect Saitama also returned.

“This guy? He deliberately provoked first, and then he was given by me, in other words, he will not let me compensate…”

Obviously, by this time, the suspect Saitama’s heart appeared fear, if he repented at this time, there may be a chance to make amends, but unfortunately, the words of his accomplice Xuanbai next to him also pushed Saitama to the abyss of irreparable disaster.

“Then I’ll help you deal with him.”

At that time, both believed that the victim, Mr. Hungry Wolf, was dead, so Xuanbai chose to manipulate Mr. Hungry Wolf’s body using Nian Power and discarded it on a garbage heap.

And the suspect’s accomplices also cruelly used physical memory erasure, helped the hungry wolf repair the broken bones on the shoulder, and then completely erased Mr. Hungry Wolf’s memory of last night again to prevent the victim Mr. Hungry Wolf from accusing.

So far, last night’s extraordinarily serious fight and wounding people to erase memories has been solved, but the criminal suspect Saitama and his accomplice Genbaku are still at large, and have not been arrested so far…

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Let’s not complain about the drunken gold fans in the wig shop, why do you say that hungry wolves are dead and erase their memories? This doesn’t make logical sense at all!

Even if it’s a funny novel, give me a little more serious!

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No matter what the hungry wolf is, on the side of Genbai and Saitama, the two managed to get the biggest difference between Saitama and Cha Arashiko last night, that is, the difference in hair.

Therefore, the two of them also concealed everyone except Genos, and secretly ran to the site of the world’s first martial arts association to register on the spot.

Even if Cha Lanzi’s ticket is an invitation ticket, the registration still has to be reported, mainly because the organizer of the event checks how many players are present in order to arrange the competition.

At the registration site, Genbaku, floating in the air, and Saitama, who was wearing a wig and pretending to be Cha Arashiko, were here.

“Name”

The staff in charge of the player’s report also asked Saitama, who was pretending to be a tea lanko.

“Saitama.”

Saitama naturally replied as a matter of course, but the situation at this time seemed to be a little unpleasant.

“Saitama?”

The staff is also very strange, because this person is not invited on the large list of registered players.

“My name is Saitama, his name is Arashiko, he was talking about my name just now?”

Xuanbai also hurriedly solved the encirclement, although this sounds very strange, Saitama is Chalanzi, Xuanbai is Saitama, but fortunately, the staff did not delve into it.

The staff also glanced at Saitama with a wig suspiciously, and then compared the photos in the information in his hand, and sure enough, it was the same plain, that should be right.

“……”

Be more serious when working! It’s just a wig, I really can’t see it.

Can’t you see this level of pretense?

Xuanbai, who complained, also put down the physical memory modification fist hidden behind it.

Wait, if the Fangcai staff finds out something is wrong, you will make a move, right! What is called a physical memory modification punch, it will not be to knock down the other party and agree to modify the memory.

Don’t use your superpowers to do this kind of thing!

After the rest of the unimportant reports, it is also the final step of the data review.

“The last one, then, Mr. Cha Lanzi, the martial arts boxing move you practiced?”

“Flowing water…”

Just when Saitama was about to say Liushui Rock Crushing Fist as a matter of course, Genhaku also stopped Saitama’s movements.

The two of them didn’t think about this thing at all before, and then Xuan Bai also explained the reason.

If you say that the flowing water rock crushing fist, the subsequent competition cannot be used, isn’t it seen by others, then the reward of the champion can fly away.

After the two of them combined for a while, they decided that Saitama, who was a chalanko, would make up a name here.

“Tea Lanzi player, are you sure your punch is a water polo carbonate punch?”

Putting down the information confirmation board in his hand, the staff in charge of the registration of the contestants also asked Cha Arashiko, who was pretending to be Saitama, uncertainly, and after receiving an affirmative nod of his head, the staff also bowed and performed the warrior salute and ended the confirmation of all relevant information.

“Then, that’s all, Mr. Cha Lanzi, I wish Wuyun Changlong!”

Looking at the back of the staff walking away, Xuanbai also covered his eyes and asked Saitama on the side.

“Is the water balloon carbonated fist serious?”

What kind of punch is this! Sounds outrageous!

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