Unscrupulous daily life starting from One Punch Man

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“Stop moving!!”

The phoenix man spread his wings and intercepted in front of Emperor Tong, “I am the phoenix man, and I became a weirdo because I couldn’t take it off in a bird-type prop suit…”

Emperor Tong held a lollipop, “Why do you always like to introduce yourself at the inexplicable beginning?” ”

“Because in this comic, if you don’t introduce yourself earlier, you may die nameless… Eh, don’t be close, my phoenix man is a man who wants to become a weirdo king. ”

“Do you like the weirdo king?”

“I don’t like it.”

“So you’re going to be its man?”

“Bastard, you entertain me?”

After the phoenix man realized it, he was immediately furious, shook his wings, and the sharp beak of the bird rushed forward, like a long spear.

Huh…

Emperor Tong licked the lollipop, and there were more than a dozen manipulators stretched out in his backpack, and each manipulator carried its own weapons, such as kitchen knives, fruit knives, screwdrivers, sickles…

“Chaos Slash!!”

Those more than a dozen manipulators held their respective weapons and slashed at the phoenix man, the scene seemed chaotic, but in fact, under the precise manipulation of Emperor Tong, any manipulator’s slash had traces to follow and was orderly.

Ahhh!!

The phoenix man seemed to have suffered a thousand cuts, and a knife cut at him, separating his flesh and blood, and the feathers flew in the passage, and blood splashed everywhere.

After half a ring, the screams and cutting sounds gradually subsided.

“Kill chickens or something, children will too!”

Emperor Tong licked the lollipop, looked at the pieces of meat on the ground that were difficult to put together into shapes, and muttered in a low voice.

“Ahhh!!”

At this time, a mournful howl sounded in the passage not far away.

“Huh?”

He looked up, “This voice is… Living? Wasn’t he with the Atomic Samurai? Or did they split up? ”

The mechanical claws behind his backpack stood on the ground, carrying him quickly towards the place where the howl came from.

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“What a complicated map…”

The flashing Fries hurried along the way, his eyes quickly jotting down the road along the way.

Oops!

Well? Someone?

His body fell, and he immediately dived into the darkness like a ghost, clinging to the wall, the sword in his hand was still unsheathed, his face was solemn, “Two breaths… And not in the convocation of the Heroes Guild, cut it! ”

Oops!

The steps were getting closer and closer, and suddenly, the footsteps suddenly stopped.

“Flash, old friend, your hiding method is exposed…”

A joking word sounded.

“Huh?”

The flashing Fryx turned out from behind the wall, raised his gaze and tried to look into the darkness, only to see two samurai walking side by side.

“Karmic fire, wind?”

The flashing Frys’s eyes narrowed, and said coldly: “Sure enough, it’s an ‘old friend’, I didn’t expect you to join the Weird Association, for money?” ”

“Flash, finally meet again.” Karma stared at the shining Fries gloomyly, and said coldly: “When we participated in the 37th issue of the Ninja Village Gold together, only the three of us survived in the end, however, because your grades were too good, all the limelight was taken away by you, I and Swift Wind were as disgusting as ugly ducklings, and the shame of that year was deeply pierced in our hearts, and since then, we have vowed to defeat you with our own hands one day and reclaim the honor that belongs to us.” ”

“Licking wounds in the dark… That taste, it’s crazy. The wind slowly drew the long sword behind his back and looked at the flash coldly, “We will prove to the family who is the real winner.” ”

“Defeated men.”

The shining Fryss had a long sword in his hand, shining fiercely, his face was flat, and his heart was ancient.

“Fast as the wind!!”

Swift Wind held his long sword, drank lowly, and the hurricane rose on the ground, and he flew towards the flashing Fryx like a thunderbolt.

“Fierce as fire!!”

A sonic boom sounded under the feet of Karma, and a shallow pit of spider webs appeared on the ground in an instant, and he roughly stepped on the ground with one foot quickly, thereby increasing his movement speed, making him extremely fast and blinking.

Sonorous!!

The flashing Fries squinted slightly, and the long sword in his hand swung the instantaneous killing pill, skillfully picking apart the sword of the wind and karmic fire, and the long sword swept out with light.

Sonorous!!

The wind and the karmic fire cooperate tacitly, advance and retreat, complement each other, like a person, and the shining Fryx is constantly circling.

Sonorous! Sonorous!!

The golden sound of metal hitting sounded in the passage, and the sword light and shadow popped out of Mars from time to time, reflecting the dark passage, making the indifferent faces of Flash and others loom.

“Do you only have this level? If that’s the case, then you can go back and rebuild, and the Ninja Village can’t afford to lose this person…”

The icy voice of flashing Fries echoed through the passage.

“Hmph! Let’s see how good we are. ”

Karma Huo snorted coldly, his feet exploded, his whole body changed suddenly, and his body became a humanoid monster in an instant, with green face and fangs, and a strong physique, he held a long sword in his hand, his speed increased exponentially, and he quickly swept through the passage, turning into phantoms one after another, making people completely unable to grasp the details of the other party.

“In order to deal with you, we also put in hard work.”

The wind is the same, the skin of the whole body is a little colorful, like a money leopard, his figure is erratic, like a ghost, sometimes in the east, sometimes in the west, the wind blows, the wind goes.

“Weird? It turns out that you were hired, but you have completely become part of the weirdo, hmph, crooked way…”

The flashing Frys’s face sank, and the instantaneous killing pill in his hand slashed towards the two with a harsh breaking wind, however, only listening to a sound explosion, the karmic fire disappeared in an instant, and the wind was even more ethereal, and the foot was light, and the figure turned into the wind.

“The world’s martial arts, only fast and not broken, flash, we lost to you in terms of speed back then, and now, we have to get it back exponentially.”

The two of them multiplied the speed after the weirdo, and launched a fierce attack on the flashing Frys, wave after wave, and there was a possibility of killing Frys’s small sampan at any time.

“See? See? We’re not the ones you can deal with anymore…” Karma smiled wickedly, “Flash, today will be the end of your legend. ”

“The shame of that year must be paid for with your flesh and blood.” The swift wind sword waved, like the wind, the clear spirit fluttered, “All these years of secret penance have been used on you…”

“Idiot!!”

In the face of the aggressiveness of karmic fire and wind, the flashing Fries lightly spit out two words.

“Hmph, dead duck has a hard mouth.”

Karma Fire and Swift Wind looked at the flashing Fries who were blocking in embarrassment, and they sneered even more.

“It’s really time for you to go back and rebuild, the explosive speed of karmic fire, the figure of the wind… It’s really subtle, however, you guys… Is it fast to pass the light? ”

Shout!!

The long sword volleyed, and the blood trough was emptied.

The flashing Fries slowly inserted the instantaneous killing pill back into the scabbard, and indifferently glanced at the karmic fire and wind that condensed his figure, “I actually want to compare speed with light…”

“Idiot!!”

“Huh? Looks like someone called me? ”

Saitama scurries around through the intricate maze-like passages, killing many weirdos along the way, and when he hears a noise not far away, he immediately trots over.

“Well, anyone else?”

Frys’s eyes narrowed, and he quietly retracted into the shadows, and the instantaneous killing pill was unsheathed again, ready to harvest the next poor man.

There was a faint sound of battle in the distance, it seems that the assault process of the other heroes is not smooth sailing, I don’t know how they are? ”

The zombie man listened to the faint sound of battle looming, worried about the safety of other heroes.

“You care so much about the lives of other heroes? Don’t think too much, you better think about how you should live! ”

A cold and proud word suddenly sounded next to his eardrums, making him creepy.

“Huh?”

He jerked his head back and stared at the human in front of him, his pupils shrunk, “When did you…”

The visitor was an uncle, like a homeless man dressed in ragged robes and capes, wearing the golden crown of the medieval king, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the zombie man and whispered, “Goodbye.” ”

His fingertips suddenly burst out with dazzling light, and a golf ball-sized light bullet shot out, hitting the zombie man’s face that was caught off guard in an instant.

Rumble!!

The light bomb exploded, the passage instantly brightened, and the violent strong light and hot energy swept out in all directions, scraping down layers of ground.

“Human beings are really fragile, even if they are human powerhouses, S-level heroes in the Hero Association, in the face of divine power, they can’t even resist, if memory serves, there are a total of seventeen S-class heroes in the Hero Association, right?” This amount is enough for me alone to wipe out. ”

The wandering uncle threw two energy light bullets in his palm, full of confidence.

“Wait a minute.”

At this time, the zombie man suddenly raised his hand from the state of standing corpse, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry to delay you for some more time, trouble you to kill me…”

“Yo, not dead?”

The wandering uncle glanced down at the zombie man who was struggling to stand up, his fingers stretched out and looked like a gun, and the ball of light at the fingertip formed in an instant, and erupted like a bullet.

Rumble!!

Explode the zombie man’s face again.

I don’t know if the wandering uncle is jealous of the beautiful appearance of the zombie man, and the attack is aimed at people’s faces, bah!

“Whew~ What the hell is this cheating ball of light of yours?”

The zombie man’s face was scorched black, still standing and glancing at the wandering uncle, “What a troublesome guy, I don’t know how many times I have to die today.” ”

“It’s worthy of being a top S-class hero, and such a major injury is still the same as nothing, huh, is this the origin of your zombie male title?” Undead? It’s a terrifying ability, but in front of my divine power, you still don’t see enough. The wandering uncle held up a ball of light in his palm and introduced, “You must be very confused about my ability, in fact, I have just obtained this divine power not long ago, a month ago, I was a vagabond with nothing, and now, I am a high-ranking wandering emperor…”

“Salted fish turned over to become salted fish emperor?”

“Don’t make a fuss!” After the wandering emperor scolded, he continued to introduce himself: “I lost my job and house some time ago… I became nothing, began to live a wandering life, until a month ago, I lay in the park and gazed at the sky, only to realize that the sky is so vast and far-reaching, human beings in it is just a drop in the ocean, at that time I had an epiphany, obviously enjoying the grace of Mother Earth, human beings, but doing the dirty behavior of destroying Mother Earth, human beings are so ignorant, all damn it…”

“At this time, God suddenly appeared.”

“God?” The zombie man expressed doubt, “Are you sure you are not hallucinating hungry?” ”

“Hmph, what do you understand? Look at my strength, all the power that God has given me to destroy mankind, as the chosen son, I should respond to God’s will to sweep away all mankind and save Mother Earth. ”

The Wandering Emperor shouted feverishly.

The zombie man continued to wonder, “Is there really a god? How can you be sure that He is God? Does he have an ID card? ”

“Hey, there’s no need to talk nonsense with stupid humans like you, go and die!!”

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