Urban: Begins by participating in a reality show

Chapter 121: Diary from Primary School

I saw several female stars laughing crookedly.

Shen Zhi didn’t care, and then began to speak, “We grilled barbecue on the rooftop before, at that time, everyone didn’t know that I was writing “The Condor Heroes”, it is estimated that if everyone knew, they would definitely call the director and ask him to urge everyone to change.” ”

The four female stars nodded heavily.

Indeed, if he had long known that Shen Zhi was the author of “The Condor Heroes”, and what BBQ he ate, he would have urged him to code words long ago!

“Just have a barbecue, you see you guys like chengguan.” Shen Zhi sighed and continued, “I envy the primitive society. ”

“If I can live in a primitive society, it will be very cool!”

Shen Zhi said seriously.

It is his serious appearance that makes the four female stars can’t help but be handsome.

Shen Zhi ignored them, and continued, “Eat barbecue every day. ”

“Bake where you want.”

“It’s impossible to say that halfway through the roast, an ape-man took away my stove.”

“Hahahahaha!”

The four female stars laughed so much that tears were about to come out.

It turned out to be waiting here.

No wonder what BBQ is said, what audience is said like chengguan.

The audience who were said this did not mind in the slightest.

Follow in front of the screen, laughing straight and rolling.

Just listen to Shen Zhi in the picture, and then said, “Three points cooked and five parts cooked, how to eat how you want, don’t worry about causing cancer.” ”

It turned out that it was not over yet.

Everyone sat up straight and continued to watch, but after hearing the next sentence, they laughed again and couldn’t stand upright.

I only heard him say, “There are no health experts in primitive society, and no one scares everyone.” ”

Shen Zhi pursed his lips, his expression as calm as usual.

Unlike before, he said these words without too much expression.

A serious look is indeed the funniest.

“It’s also fashionable to wear, wearing fur in winter, tiger stripe leopard print, all real goods, primitive society has no high imitation.” He said slowly, “Ape-men can’t fake, and the standard for apes to evolve into adults is to learn to fake.” ”

Everyone was stunned.

Reflected for a while.

Then burst out laughing.

A serious story can also tell the real society at the same time!

Terrible!

Shen Zhi is too powerful!

It’s not just funny!

It also has a certain meaning!

Shen Zhi waved his hand, after satirizing society, it was time to continue the joke.

He said, “Summer clothes are cool, sexy, cost-saving, environmentally friendly, embarrassing, everyone is running naked, no one laughs at anyone.” ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

Every time Shen Zhi said a word, the four female stars in the audience could laugh for a long time.

Shen Zhi coughed lightly, his face was still very calm.

“I used to go to school, I didn’t like to listen to lectures, the teacher was talking about the teacher on the top, and I was whispering underneath.”

“Our teacher punished me, ‘Shen Zhi, repeat aloud what you just said twenty times.'” I don’t dare not say ah, to that station, “There are leeks between the teacher’s teeth, leeks between the teacher’s teeth, leeks between the teacher’s teeth…”

Everyone looked at Shen Zhiyi’s serious talk show and couldn’t help but laugh.

Shen Zhiyi spread his hands and continued, “Okay, remember in the future, you must raise your hand if you want to speak in class.” ”

“The teacher spoke for another twenty minutes, it was time to answer the students’ questions, everyone raised their hands, and I also raised my hands.”

The teacher still remembered the enemy just now, and the last one called me, “Shen Zhi, what do you want to ask?” ”

“It’s too late, I solved it on the spot.”

Speaking of this, he paused and touched his nose embarrassedly.

Everyone was stunned for a moment.

It took a long time to react before I figured it out.

Then came a burst of laughter.

This is peeing in your pants!

What a hand is this raised!

Just say no!

If the teacher doesn’t name you, everyone won’t know if you pee your pants!

“Don’t look at how well I write novels now, the worst thing I learned at that time was language, and I couldn’t even make sentences.”

“The teacher asked me to make sentences with this word one after another, and the sentence I made was that at six o’clock in the evening, my father came home one after another.”

Yang Mi laughed heartily and repeated softly, “One after another, hahahahaha!” ”

“Why so many dads.”

“Shen Zhi is also too cute!”

“Hahahaha, I’m going to die laughing!”

The four female stars smiled brightly.

Shen Zhi continued, “The teacher wrote a comment in the back, your family is not chaotic, the fathers are not going back together, and they are going back one after another, your mother has to warm up the meal a few times.” ”

“I couldn’t do without my dad at that time, and he was alone in the family to earn money. The teacher asked him to make a sentence with the word thanks. ”

“I made the sentence that I thanked my dad for writing my homework.”

Everyone had long been laughing so hard that they couldn’t stand upright.

Isn’t this betraying his father!

His dad had to thank him!

“Hahahahahaha-”

Shen Zhi then said slowly, “The teacher asked him to use the original sentence to make a sentence. ”

“The sentence I made up was, it turned out that he was my dad just figured it out.”

Doesn’t Dad know whose it is yet!

It’s also so funny!

Huge living room.

I haven’t heard the laughter for a moment.

Xiaoju’s face was red, the corners of her mouth cracked wantonly, and she smiled presumptuously, “Hahahahaha!” No, let me rest for a while, laughing makes me so tired! ”

Shen Zhi rolled his eyes, “Didn’t you ask me to continue!” ”

“Go on, go on, don’t listen to Xiaoju!” Reba said excitedly.

Shen Zhi coughed lightly, and then said, “Then I’ll continue.” ”

The four female stars nodded repeatedly.

“At that time, the writing essay was even worse, and in the second grade of elementary school, the teacher asked me to write “My XXX”.”

“I patted the horse and wrote the first sentence of “My Teacher”, my teacher is a melon face.”

“I’ll write less of this melon.”

“The teacher looked, ‘My teacher is a paw face’.”

“What virtue is this paw face!”

Everyone: “Hahahahahaha.” ”

They have never heard of “hahaha”.

“Then look down, ‘At twelve o’clock at midnight, I came to the teacher’s door.'”

Why did this child go to the teacher’s house in the middle of the night, I don’t know what wind to smoke!

“Seeing that the window of the teacher’s house is still flickering with candlelight, our teacher is a pacesetter in saving electricity.”

“The teacher gave us homework overnight.”

“This homework in elementary school was actually changed in half an hour, and our teachers were slow and had to change it until night.”

“Looking at the white hair in the teacher’s sideburns, my eyes are moist.”

Speaking of this, he chuckled and said, “Our teacher was only twenty-one that year, and he was less white-headed. ”

“The teacher endured the pain, corrected the last homework for us, closed his eyes with relief, and left us forever.”

“The spring silkworm dies to the end, and the wax burns into ashes and tears. We will definitely inherit the legacy of teachers and become people’s teachers when we grow up! ”

Speaking of this, he pursed his lips and smiled, “I didn’t expect that I was quite literate at that time.” ”