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a few hours ago.

In a high-end office building in the United States.

A young man of Chinese descent directly picked up a handful of cold water from the sink and washed his face.

"Calm down, must be calm! This must be a sugar-coated cannonball of capitalism, I can't be corrupted here!"

Ye Zhou looked at himself in the mirror in the bathroom. Although he had calmed down with cold water, as long as he remembered the experience just now, he still felt hot in his heart and couldn't help but burst into ecstasy.

He took out his phone and looked at a post he had just posted.

"It's the way it is."

"I work in a multinational company in the United States, and in the past few days, I found several beautiful American girls in the company, who are secretly looking at me every time they meet, and they must be coveting my beauty and doing funny things.

As for whether this matter has anything to do with Xun Teng's movie, let me take a sip and say it slowly. "

"Is anyone watching? I won't update if no one is watching."

This is a long live post, and in the building in front of the building, there are more than 1,000 people replying, saying "The landlord is quick to update, the front row is in the eye, mark it" and so on.

"Today, it's the seventh time Caroline has smiled at me. She is definitely coveting my beauty."

Ye Zhou took a deep breath, but heard a sweet female voice calling his name outside the bathroom.

"coming."

A smile appeared on Ye Zhou's face, but he couldn't calm down at all, and the whole person walked out in a fluttering manner.

Outside, a blonde beauty was waiting outside. Seeing Ye Zhou coming out at the moment, she directly greeted him and took his hand naturally.

"The plane to Huaguo Cinema is about to take off. Let's hurry up..."

The blonde beauty urged.

Afterwards, the two of them boarded the taxi directly to the airport.

Ye Zhou, on the other hand, was in the car, and he couldn't stop thinking about it. He secretly took a profile photo of the blond beauty beside him, and then continued to read his post.

"Originally, I thought it was my beautiful colleague who was coveting my prosperous beauty."

"I found out later that what she wanted was actually just asking me to buy Pokemon movie tickets on my behalf!"

"It turns out that she is a diehard fan of Pokémon... The movie in the United States will be released three days in the evening, so she plans to travel to China in advance, in order to see the big movie of Pokémon as soon as possible!"

After the content of this paragraph, netizens responded enthusiastically.

"I've taken off my pants, can you show me this?"

"I just wanted to kill you, this current charge, but now... the landlord expresses his condolences."

"Hahaha, this is the normal unfolding!"

Seeing these enthusiastic replies, Ye Zhou didn't feel lost at all, but instead smiled proudly.

He directly posted a photo of the arm-in-arms he just took and the profile photo of the blonde beside him on the post.

"Sorry to disappoint you."

"Although her original intention was not to covet my appearance, but under the pursuit of the landlord these days, she has become my female vote, and now we are on our way to China."

"When the movie is released tomorrow, maybe you can meet me by chance."

After Ye Zhou finished this sentence, he continued to follow the follow-up reply to the post.

Sure enough, after he posted the profile photo of the female vote next to him, the popularity of the entire post just doubled several times and spread on the Internet at a terrifying speed.

And the reply downstairs is also many times more enthusiastic.

"Who urinated? Wake up the landlord."

"I'm diabetic, I'll do it."

"The landlord stretches his head over, and I'll show you a big baby."

"Why did the landlord send my wife's photo! Quickly delete it!"

In addition to these replies expressing strong envy, jealousy and hatred, some people also expressed doubts.

"The release time of the United States is only three days later than that of China. If you want to go to China, you have to go back and forth twice, as well as the visa in advance. It will be troublesome and expensive. How could it be just three days earlier? , just come to China to watch a movie?"

"Yeah, it's not scientific. The master edited it, right? Tell me which teacher the photo is from?"

"I don't believe it, unless the landlord scalds Ding Ding with boiling water."

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All kinds of replies made Ye Zhou unable to bear the anger in his heart.

After thinking about it, he had an idea. He raised his mobile phone directly to the blonde beside him, turned on the camera, and said with a smile:

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"Let's take a short video, I'll ask you to answer."

"Why don't you wait for three days in the United States, and fly to China to watch the Pokémon movie?"

The blonde beauty was slightly stunned at first, but after hearing Ye Zhou's question, she answered without hesitation:

"Want me to wait three days in the United States? I can't wait a day, I can't wait to see the Pokémon movie today!"

As she spoke, the blond beauty raised her star eyes and continued:

"I didn't want to be spoiled by people on the Internet, and this is Xunteng's first movie. I must be there to support it as soon as possible!"

"If I wait for these three days in the United States, the next three days will definitely be like a year, and I can't do anything. Only by watching this movie immediately can I be satisfied!"

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Looking at the blond beauty beside him, Ye Zhou felt even more dreamy and elated.

"Thanks to the motherland, Xunteng, and Dad Chu, because of this movie, I solved my single problem!"

In addition to being emotional, Ye Zhou just posted this short video on the post, and the replies on the Internet suddenly skyrocketed again.

And this time, even the real person shot a video to respond, and the voice of doubt gradually disappeared.

At the same time, various online media and self-media in Huaguo also reprinted this post to Weibo, Tianya and other online communities, and it became a hot topic.

Some people even used this post to respond to conspiracy theorists who questioned Xunteng's box office fraud.

"Look at this post. Super big IPs like Pokemon and Qin Shimingyue have fans all over the world. Even foreigners have to fly over from abroad to watch movies. What do you use to question box office fraud?"

"It must be because there are too many fans of Xunteng to cause such a scene!"

Conspiracy theorists, who were originally very marketable, started a war of words with Xunteng's fanatical fans on the Internet.

These conspiracy theorists stand by their side despite their numerous Xunteng fans.

"When the movie is released, the truth will be revealed. At that time, in Wanda and Bona Studios, whether someone is really watching Xunteng's movie, or is it fake, we will find out in a few days!".