Urban Comedy Master

Li Daoming asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with your husband?"

Yang Mi added: "You haven't seen my husband's illness, it's like this: He won a lottery ticket two days ago and won [-] yuan. After telling him, when he was excited, he fainted. It's passed, I stayed in the hospital for several days, and I almost didn't pass."

Li Daoming stood aside and listened, and made a voice that was half emotional and half envious: "Oh, ah, ah."

Yang Mi continued: "Ah, after he was discharged from the hospital, he bought a lottery ticket and won the lottery again. This is the big one, the three million jackpot."

Li Daoming touched his forehead and said, "It's over!"

Yang Mi said anxiously: "I took this lottery ticket and I went to the doctor. The doctor said that we can't cure this disease, so I quickly found a psychiatrist for him. This disease is not easy to get rid of.

When I went back, I told him, I said we had to see a psychiatrist, and the situation was even worse, so I suspected something was wrong in my heart, and I fainted again, what do you say? …”

Hearing the words, Li Daoming finally understood, and described: "I understand, you won the lottery again, you dare not tell him, for fear that he will get sick and kill him, tell him to see a psychiatrist after finishing the matter, he suddenly suspects that he has it. incurable disease."

Yang Mi nodded affirmatively: "Yes!"

Immediately, Li Daoming thought about the wording and concluded: "You are a total of...two diseases!"

Yang Mi quickly said: "Yeah, doctor, don't worry about a few diseases, doctor, if you can cure him, I will give you more money."

Hearing this, Li Daoming instantly put on a look that regarded money as dung, with a high-spirited backbone, and said loudly:

"Oh, don't mention it, why is it so vulgar to mention money! Ah? If you don't give money, you won't see a doctor. What's wrong with this person? Open your mouth and keep your mouth shut, and serve the people, save the dying and help the wounded. Who said it? "

Everyone looked at him and thought that Li Daoming was an honest man again, from a simple and honest cook to a doctor who saved lives and healed the wounded.

However, the next moment, Li Dao 283 Ming hurriedly asked, "How much can you give me?"

"Pfft!" Everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter, and they sprayed in an instant.

"I'm going, honest person? I also believed in your evil!"

"What about the good Er Lengzi?"

"Mr. Li, you have changed, you have really changed. You were not like this back then."

"Liu Xun, please return that stunned and honest Teacher Li to us!"

"Haha, how much money can you give? Is this the fear of being fooled?"

"Why hasn't Liu Xun played yet? He's the only one left."

"Come on, didn't you say, is this guy sick?"

"Shocked, the honest cook turned into this appearance. Is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?"

"No, not at all. Teacher Li just wanted to say that I was all fooled."

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Seeing this turning point, everyone laughed and took out their mobile phones, frantically swiping comments and barrages.

In an instant, the barrage on the screen floated like snowflakes. However, among the countless comments, some were just teasing and teasing, but none of them were complaining and bad. .

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Yang Mi also laughed and said, "Hehehe, give as much as you want!"

When Li Daoming heard it, he immediately waved his hand and said, "Don't talk about it, wait for me to go to the consultation!"

Yang Mi quickly waved her hand and said, "No, doctor, no, I brought my husband here."

Li Daoming asked suspiciously, "Where is it?"

Yang Mi said, "I'm standing in front of your house!"

Li Daoming didn't seem to believe it, and repeated in surprise: "Standing at my door?"

Yang Mi didn't know why, she nodded and said, "Ah!"

Li Daoming sighed with emotion and gave Yang Mi a thumbs up: "Oh, you dare to put a three million rich man on guard at my door, it seems that you are very thoughtful."

Yang Mi laughed again: "Hehe, the doctor is really humorous, hey, I have to instruct you, he suspects that he has an incurable disease now, don't talk about his illness when he enters the room and you see him, you If you say that you are sick, you will faint. Really, why don't you think of a way to let him accept the three million, I will thank you! I'll ask you first, doctor!"

Before Liu Xun came out, Yang Mi asked again and again. ~)

At this point, everyone understands what kind of illness Liu Xun committed, that is, his ability to accept is too poor, he can't be too happy, and he can't be too depressed, or something will happen.

Li Daoming nodded, turned back and put on his white coat, and said at the same time: "Oh, I have a big job, you talk about it."

At this time, Yang Mi had already gone out and led her husband Liu Xun in, and urged her as she walked, "Go, go."

Liu Xun had an electric heater hanging around his neck and was pulled by Yang Mi, and said in a weak voice, "Daughter-in-law, just tell me what's going on with my body, why are you always torturing me? Ah, this is..."."

When the audience saw Liu Xun coming, they all cheered and applauded.

Goodbye to him, the image of the big fool before, dressed like this, even more curious, and the applause became more and more enthusiastic.

"Huh? Isn't this a big trick?"

"Why is he like this?"

"What happened to the all-powerful flicker back then?"