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Li Daoming immediately defended: "What I mean is that I am talking about the origin of life. If you live this time, I have to let you know how you came to this earth."

Listening to this, it seems to be quite reasonable, and contains a trace of philosophy.

Everyone in front of the TV nodded slightly. It was a little strange at 290 hours. This sketch also talks about philosophy?

However, the next moment, Liu Xun interjected: "Doctor, I don't want to know how I got here, I just want to know how I didn't."

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter.

Netizens were also overjoyed, sitting in front of the screen all laughing and leaning back and forth.

"Amazing, this is brilliant!"

"Yes, I don't want to know how I got here?"

"How did I come to this earth, what does it have to do with me? I didn't do it."

"Uh, upstairs, please pay attention to your words. In the public, please don't drive."

"Dry words are the key point. To be tested, please circle them."

"So, the question arises, it wasn't you who did it, but who did it?"

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Li Daoming was also stunned, and then said: "Then I'll tell you why it didn't exist!"

At this time, Yang Mi urged on the side: "Doctor, let's not keep saying no, let's talk about how good it is to live."

Li Daoming paused and said, "Okay, then... let's just say why are we alive?"

Yang Mi quickly agreed: "Yes, yes!"

Li Daoming organized the wording, and then said solemnly: "Okay, this topic is good! People, why do you live? Simply put it for one word, for a love, brother, you are living wrong, you can get a bonus of [-] yuan. Don't you think it's so absurd to faint? Think about it.

There are only [-] days in life, and there are tens of thousands of houses in the family. It needs to be three feet wide to sleep. It can be summed up in four sentences: People are like flowers in a pot, life is a mess, no matter how well the house is repaired. It is a temporary place, this small box is your permanent home! "

Such philosophical and rational words immediately aroused applause from the audience.

Li Daoming also looked at Liu Xun with a slight smile, feeling that he would be moved by his words.

However, after hearing this, Liu Xun choked twice, and it seemed that he was about to faint again.

Yang Mi and Li Daoming were both stunned.

Yang Mi supported him and said anxiously, "Hey, old man, hey, look what happened to you?"

Liu Xun covered his face and said, "What he said is too scary."

Yang Mi pointed at Li Daoming and asked inexplicably, "Look at how good the doctor said, you won't listen to it. The doctor meant to say that life is only a handful, and you can live for thirty-six days at most. ..(bdbh). …”

She was in a hurry, and she shrunk a thousand times.

Liu Xunyi was even more dizzy when he heard it, and he could hardly sit still.

That appearance, that action, and that expression, everyone is happy to see it.

In fact, Liu Xun hasn't said many words so far, and he appeared later than the two of them, but his character and performance have attracted no less attention than Yang Mi and Li Daoming.

Just relying on some movements and charm can make people laugh.

In this regard, cross talk is different from sketches. More cross talk depends on the lines and the foil. The two cross talk actors together, people pay the most attention and the most brilliant, after all, they are funny.

At this time, Yang Mi did not realize that she had said the wrong thing, but instead complained to Li Daoming:

"So do you, doctor. What you said before is okay. You finally packed him into a box, and even I broke down."

Hearing this, Li Daoming's eyes lit up, as if he had received some inspiration, he quickly pulled Yang Mi aside and said, "Big sister, change your way, why don't you come to a collapse therapy!"

Yang Mi asked suspiciously, "Crash therapy?"

Li Daoming nodded affirmatively and said, "Let him despair and feel hopeful."

Yang Mi was surprised again: "Despair?"

Li Daoming got a little closer and whispered, "Cooperate with me for a while, and you'll be..."

Basically, I can't hear the next words. Everyone is also looking at the stage curiously, and they all want to know, what is the collapse therapy in this sketch?

Yang Mi listened with a wide-eyed smile: "Is this okay? Is it okay?"

Li Daoming waved his hand and said, "Go!"

Then, Yang Mi immediately walked to Liu Xun's side, pretending to be sad, and choked up:

"Old man, woohoo, really, I don't even want to tell you."

Li Daoming also said with a helpless expression: "Tell him."

Liu Xun originally just suspected that he had an incurable disease. Now, after hearing the two of them say this and guessing the answer, he felt calmer. He just stood on the stage in a daze, like the tranquility before the storm. Same.

Everyone watched the performance of the three people quietly, and the interest in their eyes was even stronger.

In fact, this sketch is relatively slow, and its laughter is not as good as Liu Xun's previous classics, but it is better than the coherent plot, which firmly captures the hearts of everyone, making people want to watch it all the time. .

Chapter [-] My heart is so cold! 【For subscription】

Chapter [-] My heart is so cold! 【For subscription】