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Seeing this, Yang Mi said helplessly: "He swore, you can handle this, doctor."

The two of them also counted on Li Daoming to see a doctor. As a result, they were entangled in this problem and couldn't come out, and they were naturally anxious.

Li Daoming waved his hand and said in a low tone: "I'm sorry, it's okay if you don't faint, sorry, let's talk about the next topic, if..."

Speaking of which, Li Daoming froze again, as if he hadn't crossed this hurdle yet. Looking at Liu Xun, he opened his mouth and seemed to want to say something.

The audience was stunned for a moment, are you still coming?

And just when they thought Li Daoming was going to repeat it again, Liu Xun on the stage squatted down, pretending to swear to the sky, and said, "Brother, I fainted me, I absolutely fainted me! "

Hearing this, everyone laughed again. No one expected that such a stalk would make Liu Xun and the others play tricks. After repeating it several times, they still felt amused.

At this time, Yang Mi was also a little impatient, and said: "I'm going to faint if you do this again, you can quickly see a doctor, let's get this over!"

Li Daoming finally realized it and waved his hand: "Let's all calm down!"

Yang Mi nodded and said, "Yes!"

Immediately, Li Daoming stepped aside, took a deep breath, then shook the tears from the corners of his eyes and calmed down for a moment.

After a while, he turned around and said to Liu Xun, "Okay, if I were to give you another chance to live again, would you still take money so seriously?"

The two sides struggled for a long time, and finally they turned the story over.

Hearing this, Yang Mi quickly pushed Liu Xun, wanting to know what he was thinking at this time, and said, "What about the doctor asking you?"

Liu Xun thought for a while, and then said, "Brother, now I think about everything, what is money? It's worthless compared to life!

If the heavens give me another chance, hey, give me a few more years to deal with, ah!I must put my feelings first, not to mention [-] yuan, even if it is [-], [-], [-] million, I will smile slightly and never faint! "

After taking such an oath, Li Daoming and Yang Mi immediately gave a high-five and made a sound of victory.

"oops!"

Li Daoming came up and said excitedly to Yang Mi: "Tell him the truth!"

Hearing this, Yang Mi immediately pulled La Liuxun's arm and revealed the truth: "Old man, let me tell you the truth, you are not sick, you bought that lottery ticket and won the lottery again!"

Hearing the first half of the sentence, Liu Xun was still a little stunned, but when he heard the lottery winning, he was instantly refreshed and hurriedly asked:

"Huh? How much did you win? Another three thousand?"

Li Daoming raised three fingers and said, "Look here."

Liu Xun turned his head and looked at it, but he still reduced the number and said, "Three hundred?"

Li Daoming reminded: "Add a swastika after it and read it on the face."

Liu Xun couldn't believe it, and whispered, "Three million... million? Uh..."

I just realized that I had won such a big prize, but suddenly I couldn't do it again. I snorted and stumbled under my feet. It seemed that I couldn't even stand steady, and I was about to faint again.

When everyone saw this scene, they all stared at the stage curiously. They have been treated for so long. Is it useful or useless? .

Chapter [-] The sketch ends!

Chapter [-] The sketch ends!

Under the eyes of countless audiences, Yang Mi and Li Daoming were in a hurry for a while. www.shu05.com

Yang Mi was even more anxious: "Oh, my old man is going to fall, hurry up, doctor, hurry up!"

Having said that, he is about to take Li Daoming to help with the treatment!

However, Li Daoming stopped her and let Liu Xun stagger there, his legs staggering.

At the same time, he shouted at Liu Xun, "One, two, three, four, five!"

Counting Wu Sheng as if counting seconds, Liu Xun finally stabilized. In the end, he did not fall to the ground, but successfully overcome this bad problem, and would never cause violent reactions again.

Li Daoming stepped forward, holding Liu Xun's hand and said: "Congratulations, you are finally not knocked down by money! Brother, learn from brother, look at money lightly, brother has nothing, but lives very well. Happy! Isn't it? Three million is like nothing!"

It was another positive speech, and everyone nodded slightly when they heard it, thinking that although this sketch was funny, the lines in it still made sense.

Yang Mi also echoed: "Yes!"

Hearing this, Liu Xun became even more excited and said excitedly, "Not only have you cured my illness, you have also saved my life, daughter-in-law!"

Yang Mi immediately responded: "Hey!"

Liu Xun suggested, "Will three million be at my disposal?"

Yang Mi nodded without any opinion, and said, "Oh, as long as you are okay, you have the final say!"

With the approval, Liu Xun immediately became emboldened and shouted: "Okay, take out one million, we will sponsor the school, and we will sponsor the nursing home!"

Yang Mi said there was no problem and agreed: "Okay!"

Then, Liu Xun walked up to Li Daoming again and said seriously: "The remaining two million are half of our brothers."

Li Daoming seemed to be immersed in the joy of curing Liu Xun, but he didn't react yet, he just smiled faintly, still looking at money like dung. ~)

The next moment, Yang Mi reminded: "He said he would give you half."

At this moment, Li Daoming came to his senses, his eyes widened suddenly, and he pointed at himself excitedly. He couldn't even speak, and his hands were shaking so badly that he could only squeeze a few words out of his teeth.

"Give... give me... uh..."