Urban Comedy Master

It's just that after a while, everyone was slandering the director team again. They have found so many people. Just find anyone with crosstalk skills. Are you looking for Liu Xun for Mao?Isn't this stuff for skits?Completely out of line with cross talk!

On the stage, Liu Xun didn't know what everyone was thinking, and continued: "It's fortunate that I'm here today, otherwise, the director team doesn't know who to look for to fill this gap?"

Kong Qingsen looked at him and asked suspiciously, "Hey, I said, this New Year's Eve, you didn't go home for the New Year, why are you running here?"

As soon as everyone heard it, they immediately understood. This should be the official entry into the cross talk session.

Liu Xun gave a bitter face and sighed: "Oh, don't mention it, I can't go back to my family."

Kong Qingsen wondered, "Yo, what's going on here?"

Liu Xun said, "My mother, I have to bring my girlfriend home for the Chinese New Year."

Kong Qingsen was even more puzzled, and said, "Is this a bad thing?"

Liu Xun nodded and said, "It's a good thing, but my girlfriend broke up with me."

Kong Qingsen scolded: "It must be because you are not good to others that they broke up with you, right?"

Liu Xun said solemnly: "You are really wrong about what you said, it's really not my fault for breaking up."

Kong Qingsen asked, "Who is it?"

Liu Xun said affirmatively: "Of course it's up to her!"

Kong Qingsen replied, "What's going on?"

Liu Xun sighed again, and said, "You don't know, this girl is too noisy now, and she is not happy at all times. In the past, women paid attention to three obedience and four virtues. Why didn't I catch up at this good time?"

Kong Qingsen immediately said, "Isn't that the old society's restraint on women?"

Liu Xun said, "What you said was the old Three Obedience and Four Virtues. Now they have compiled a new Three Obedience and Four Virtues."

Kong Qingsen was surprised, "Yo!"

The cross talk said here, it has always been bland, and there is not much laughter. However, Liu Xun's debut is really a bit shocking. Everyone's eyes are staring at the screen without blinking, wanting to see how Liu Xun is doing. Speaking of voice.

At this time, the new three obedience and four virtues were suddenly mentioned, and everyone's curiosity was raised.

Liu Xun said indignantly: "I think this is a restraint on our males."

Kong Qingsen looked at him suspiciously and said, "Then tell me, what are the three obediences?"

Liu Xun said solemnly: "Never considerate, never gentle, never unreasonable."

As soon as these words came out, many audience members laughed out loud.

Kong Qingsen asked again, "What about these four virtues?"

Liu Xun continued: "You can't say it, you can't beat it, you can't scold it, you can't provoke it."

The audience laughed again, and many people couldn't hold back.

This new Three Obedience and Four Virtues is truly incredible, and Nima is quite reasonable.

Kong Qingsen also spread his hands and said, "Oh, well, that can't live!"

Liu Xun said with a condescending expression on his face, and said bitterly: "And the key problem is that you can't coax, I've seen the New Year, and she's not happy, so I have to coax, I said, dear, don't make trouble. Now, don't make trouble, okay?

As a result, people said, who is making trouble, who is making trouble with you, ah?Can't you just say sorry as a big man?Can't you just say sorry?

When I saw that everyone said this, I had to express my stance and immediately said I was sorry, but guess what she said? 267”

Kong Qingsen stepped forward and asked curiously, "What did she say?"

Liu Xun imitated the girl's tone and said, "Do you think it's over with one word of apology?"

Kong Qingsen immediately flicked his sleeves and said, "Hi!"

Below, everyone was crazy with joy, one by one, applauding crazily, and laughter one after another.

Originally, they were skeptical about Liu Xun's role in cross talk, but after these few words, everyone looked at Liu Xun with admiration, as if they had never known him.

Just now, Liu Xun's expression and tone were not inferior to those of professional cross talk actors, and he performed very well.

The most basic of cross talk is to learn to sing, and talk comes first. It can be seen that the tone of speech is very important.

Actors speak cross talk on stage without much body language. Sometimes, they don't even move their bodies. The skills of this body are all reflected in that mouth.

This is completely different from the sketch show.

As for Liu Xun, when it comes to cross talk, he is completely different from performing sketches. I didn't know him before, but when I watch his shows now, I really think he is a professional cross talk actor! .

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Backstage.

Feng Xiaogang grinned suddenly while watching Liu Xun's cross talk performance, and the rest of the staff also laughed out loud.

Unexpectedly, this improvised combination seems to have a good performance. Speaking of which, it is well-intended, and it is no worse than a professional one.

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Yang Mi's beautiful eyes shone brightly, revealing a hint of bright color.

A pair of big eyes stared at the stage without blinking.

Even she didn't know that Liu Xun could speak cross talk?And it can be said.